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If nigerian wants to make a camera then he should make something modern what the hell is that bushrat trap someone expects me to buy as camera cos its made in nigeria?well i will stick to my canon digicam at least it fits in my hand bag I no get power to carry bagco bag everywhere cos I wan patronise made in nigeria rat trap.

@Ebony-silk
you wan know about adult stuff?confirm your age first before I alow you enter the site


@
Tetede
You are right I think it is compulsary for an expectant mother to get tested for HIV before delivery.I Have been testing for it every year for 3 years now as during my routine check up its good to know one's status but scary while waiting even if you know you never made any wrong move that feeling of maybe , will still be there

@Eboni-silk
One could download short nude scenes from movies or get a photo of nude people uing camera or video enabled handset

@outsrip
I believe she meant to say PALPATE
I think its when doctors gently press on the pregnant stomach.

@Ebony silk
I think they say students may use it to view pornography or call up boyfriends and girlfriends which the school believes is immoral so no student is allowed to owen a phone while on campus they want to produce saints as graduates

@baby123
lol you silly silly woman.He was right when he said wait for your hospital day

@Ebony-silk
I got married and pregggy after my youth service but the university I schooled in dont chase away pregnant female students I think its one of these private universities here called convenant university that does not allow preggy students or cell phones on the campus.

@Arlington
my sister at first i too was praying and hoping for the best the second one got me looking for help but the lady my aunt took me to was a trado medicine doctor and she asked for 250thousand naira from me i refused and decided to go see a gyneacologist I dint know that it was progesterone problem and just 1500 naira per per pack of progesterone pill a month for 4 months will do the trick but the trouble is not all doctors support the use of the hormone so some women who need this therapy dont get it if their dpctors dont support it .

@Ebony-silk
I am thinking of giving m sammy a brother or sister in future but the thought of going thru pregnancy scares me because the fear of misscariage is deeply entrenched in my mind and for me pregnancy is full of uncertainty and nervouseness but I think in 3 or 4 years time I will forget all that and try again

@spurted
you are a dumb he goat like i said you were an accidental discharge and its a shame you will rather be carrying shit just to be in yookay than live a respectable life in your home country abi na must to be branded as an akata person?
look I'd rather remain here than live your kind of life over there in the yookay. it is you who should step off the internet cos as the typical woman wraper that you are I see no reason why you lifted that deformed hand of yours to reply to my post and hurl insult at me in your very first reply you will not win in this word game so if you think you have bad mouth I am more than willing to go the whole ten yards with you .Do the world a favour and crawl back into that pimping underworld that you came from and I have a word of advice YOU WILL SOON BE CAUGHT MOLESTING THAT YOUR NEIGHBOURS UNDERAGED DAUGHTER its been going on for long but your days are numbered you stupid pevert and like I said before the spunk that fertilized your egg was scraped from the ground and inserted thats why your amebo brain is full of dirt.
If my ovaries get pulled out then your balls should be fed to dogs (you wont miss them anyway cos your little soldiers aint marching in the first place so whats there to miss if your damn balls are fed to dogs)you are a disgrace to manhood you talkative impotent love-vendor no real man will come on line to exchange words with a woman any way the mistake was made when your parents decided not to abort the deformed fetus that turned out to be you at least in the next life they know what to do to save the world all the stress you have been causing.
anxiously awaiting your reply
Hannydarl

PS
your name suprted is it supposed to be superted?cos i dont want to believe that you also dont spell words fully as you seem to be quick to notice other peoples errors

@Ebony-silk
Na hormone o.I remember I used to laugh at women who's noses and lips get big durring pregnancy but when the thing come jam me my mouth heavy I no fit laugh myself.
I hope my next pregnancy will make me glow and pweeetyyy sha

@spurted
Your stupidity knows no bounds so to you people from somalia and Zimbabwe dont know anything eh? I believe the doctors droped you just a few seconds after you were born.
Talking about fathers since you mentioned parent first maybe you should ask your mother who your true father is cos she sure has a secrete to tell you.
Seems you come on line anytime you have yahooyahoo mail to respond to.If I am a parasite on my boyfriend I dont think he has complained to you at least he isnt like you who doesnt give his girlfriend a dime or even take her to the cheapest joint for lunch you stupid he goat.I hope you catch aids soon and become a lab rat as you have wished on others.By the way said "yookay" out of sarcasism not cos I envy you one bit you dumb bastard who knows if you are there packing shit. let me tell you I am not one of those people who worship people who live abroad o cos I travel in and out of europe. countries that Ive been to on vacation you will have to save 5 years of your love-vendor money to visit. oh by the way I speak english better than you will ever do considering all your years in YOOOKAY. (yookay) the sperm that fertilized you was scraped from the ground where it was spilled,
Looking forward to your reply you prostitute importing pig love-vendor

@omofala
getting preggy needs targeting your fertile days o I have a phone that calculates mine and i never missed anytime i want to get PG my only problem was keeping the pregnancy but thank God i have a son now.
count 14 days from the fist day of your last period and start doing the "BABYDANCE" two days before the 14th day for 5 days (this will make sure you catch the pea if ovulation occurs early that month and doing it for 5 days after the 14th day will ensure you catch the pea if ovulation happens late)if all is well and you ussualy have your period on regular days and you ovulate too you wont miss the target.
So have a fun filled time.

for me o any symptom of pregnancy on the book I had from mornning sickness that took me to the hospital for drip/infussion to big nose and lips to baaaad heart burn,indigestion,extreeme nausea,loss of appetite, weight loss,spitting,tiredness I also had progesterone problem so I was on the injection every 3 days for 3 weeks then moved to the tablet till week 24(refused to stop at week 16 when dr gave the order cos after 4 MCs i was afraid that if i stoped too soon i might lose this one too) i had all these problems for 9 months and then baby did not turn he was transverse so i had to get a CS in all pregnancy did not treat me well but my boy is worth it all.

@oyb
you are right when you said marriage is not sustained by love alone but the point is mariage is not marriage when one of the spouses is absent you mentioned that your Pa came home once in a year and your ma went visiting him twice every year but it seems this family have not seen the father in like 5 years just immagine your mother not seeing your dad for 5 years from january to december.
Now, if the husband has been lazy and not wanting to get a job (I have a brother inlaw right now who is 29 and has refused to go to school or do any menial job he prefer to sit and beg mummy any time he needs mone).women marry most times thinking of love alone only to find out after marriage that love alone is not what keeps a family going.If the guy is lazy and has been the lazy kind when she blindly married him for love then I suggest she should consider if its worth going back home when she knows that this guy will not move a finger aggresively to provide for his family if yes then she should realize that the end of her marriage is at hand.but if she chose to keep her marriage she should go home cos its not wise to be married just in the book she should go home and look for a job or business to do in nigeria knowing fully well that she cant depend on the husband for money but her marrige will be saved.

@spurted
by the way if your stupid filtter signs you into nairaland go back and read my post you will find i stated that people who go for drug trial volluntier for it.besides if you can read my post clearly enough to reply then take some time to read and understand it before pouring these sewage you call ideas or anserws out of your heart.waiting for your dumb reply

@spurted
you are dumb just cos you live in "yoookay" doesnt mean you know shit. abgalaka cannot just recruit people to take part in a drug trial without the permission of the government cos if he did and something goes wrong he could be sued and charged with murder you stupid prick. i guess your rubish filtter has broken down since the very first day you set it up or maybe your level of litteracy has not reached that needed to set up a real rubish filter.
once again abgalaka cannot just pick up people to test his drugs they are sick people looking for cure you peanut brain not every one is like you who ask for money before sending his child to school.Now reply again and let me have a window through which i can see your shallow mind.go back and install another filter that will help you put all those comma and paraghraph cos here on naira land lots of people use symbols or cut the words they intend to use short and not every one uses comma and paragraphcos it seems to me that your broken down filter will end up not signing you into naira land.you are correcting me right maybe you should ask yourself who in his right mind who thinks he writes better than others uses doted i's mid sentence when reffering to himself.you stupid prostitute importer go get a decent job.physician heal thine self first.

spurted
I belieeve you dont know how to read and comprehend duh. I clearly stated in my text (that is if you have been smart enough to read all my post before hitting your key booard)that people who get the drugs have to voluntier and not just randomly picked cos they have HIV.Dont you know tthat PLWA also have the right to proper medical treatment anfd life?the fact that they are living with HIV/AIDS doesnt mean that they should be used as guinea pigs the fact that a person is living with aids doesnt mean that they should be killed or administered drugs that could cause them harm when its efficacy has not been proven you stupid.
It beats me when people just think they know it all.The point I am making is not that agbalaka has the cure all I just said people who do research most of the time sollicit for funds from people and other NGO's for example Cancer and premature deliveries.Have you heard about march of dimes?go google it up they openly ask people to donate and support research to prevent premature labour and birth.Its only in nigeria stingy people like you who want to chop alone and not help the cause complain when asked to contribute money.

so if that woman never book for that baby for kano them for sell am to the ritualist?chei in this era people still dey use human blood for ritual and them dey tell me say nigeria go better when almost all the rich powerful ans famous people believe in sheding blood to get power or more money.just imagine now o that man wey wan buy that baby for juju purpose go dey wake for street o and youn girls and people no go know say him life get k leg.naim make e good make women dey careful oh for marriage and datng cos such a guy go fit use wife or pikin for ritual.

Still looking for ALERO AGBADUBO ooooo I dont know if she is married now what her new surename is but back then we were in st louis grammar school Akure till she left in ss1 and we lost contact.
Pls if anyone knows her holla me here.

Texazz
its good that i failed the stupidity test at least I know you passed yours with flying colour.If you still insist he can test the drug on you or your kinsmen cos I know people dont test drugs that they are not sure about on living people your stupid head should know that even if agbalaka doesnt have the cure its the more reason he should not test his cure on people in bonny except on you.
People abroad who do research start from somewhere even if they dont find a cure they try to study the virus ir bacteria or what ever is causing the disease and then try to find what can destroy or limit the multiplication of it and the quantity to be administered.Like I said trying to look for cure to disease is ful of trial and error.I am not saying agbalaka has the cure I am saying that it is normal for people who do research work to sollicit for fund from people you dimwit cos a dumb head like you think that he should treat people first and use the money he made to fund his research like I said he could start by using you as his lab rat.stupidity class rep.

@Basking4me

Thanks o jare my brother,My point is that even if the man medicine na fake I no sure say our govt test or research on am at all besides this aids thing dey give them plenty money o. if person find the cure naim be say those oyinbo researchers don go broke o so they wont want any one to find cure until they are ready.
I just hate it when people that dont know anything about how people abroad do research work to understand a disease and find its cure go about raising fund for their work just open their mouths and talk they dont know that its not proper to just develope a drug and start testing it on humans cos the path to finding cure for a disease involves a lot of trail and error before one achieves result and its not what you test on human untill you are sure and even then you have to recruit willing HIV patients to run trial with the permission of the govt.Its only in nigeria that people like texazz, expect researchers to use their hiv positive towns men as live guinea pigs who ever heard of such

@texazzpete

maybe he needed financial support from the govt.even abroad resaerchers always go asking for donations and charity to carry out clinical research so get your facts right before yabbing people.no one man can do such research on his own and besides he cant go to bonny and benin to treat AIDS patients because the govt will have to aprove his cure first before he starts legally using it on people that is why he was calling for recognition by the govt.

can we vote more than once?

its a shame I dont have money now I hope to make a donation soon tho.I wonder where all those govt theives who steal money are esp the latest theif who stole to buy cars they wont help poor sick people o but if them friends dey throw party to do birthday dem go buy am car gift and build house for am.I wonder why God does not give people like me who will be more than willing to help others money instead him dey give all those thieves the opportunity to make am big and rich. theives who cant be say I helped this ot that person when in need.

The bad eggs are many and are in power too.many nigerians complain about bad govt and behaviour of nigerians every where but as soon as you put then in a position where they can cheat or collect money from someone you see them go for it forgeting that its the same thing others were doing that they complained about.Right now almost all nigerians will take advantage of people or situation not minding if its bad or not.
Nigeria canot be good o my brother unless we kill all people from the age of 20 and above although the innocent will perish with the guilty but thats the only way forward for nigeria and that only way is not obtainable if you want to change the nation without doing that you will end up in your grave too soon.

just voted no 674

dont blame shell too much o our chiefs and local govts chairmen and co are behind it all.if shell does the clean up they blame shell for not giving their youths the job when shell hands out the contract the chiefs and other leaders chop the money and do nothing.you need to know the ind of war that goes on in these communities when shell give the leaders money to do some developments they gather and chop the money leaving the poor masses to bear the brunt but if shell decides to give out the contract to real contractors the leaders and so called youth leaders will fight shell for bypassing them to give the contract out.Na we dey kill ourselves

comming to america ;d

Yisrayilite,
so if a man cant perform and ask his wife to do it with his friend to you its moraly right eh cos afterall it was the husband that brought the guy to her.Its a pity I cant realy trace where jesus told the people asking him about divorce and remarriage and marying multiple wives.Abraham was human so if he was selfish it shouldnt suprise you.the fact that he had Gods backing dint make him a saint on earth many people loved by God in the bible sinned david killed another man so he could marry his wife solomon was a womaniser moses had anger in him jacob stole his brother isaus's birth right,the prophet jonah asked to go preach to the people of nineveah wanted to hide from God and not go he was being dissobidient etc it doesnt mean that cos God has chosen to bless a man then the man must be sinless.Did abraham sleep with your mother to make you his son?so why do you think a man must sleep with lots of women for the prophesy of be fruitful and multiply to be fulfiled in his life?if your wife has 6 children and those six have 5 each those offspring are all your seed just as you are your fathers seed so be fruitful and multiply doesnt mean go sleep with as many women as you want.

maybe because the muslim and pastors know how to play worldly game while their followers play holy.To make it in nigeria most times you must be ready to put bible aside and play wuru wuru or on the other hand most xtians just worship God for mouth after service they go back to doing dirty deals.You will be supprised at how a biz man who cheated hell out for his costomers by selling them fake products will sing allelujah louder than you in church.God don tire for our wayo so him no dey anserw us again.

The bible clearly stated when they asked jesus about divorce and marriage that men made all those divorce and multiple wives stuff up just for their selfish gains.Tell me if you dont plese your wife in bed properly cos yoy have them 3 or 4 as wives do they also have the right to go seek sexual pleasure somewhere else or is the sexual satisfaction in marriage meant for men alone?
Jesus clearly said when God made human he made them man and woman not man and women so God plan is for them to satisfy each other not for only one party to be recieving while the other is neglected.

oh my gawd they asked for his international passport to be submited to them.Dem be embassy abi wetin.