cap28: Obama did the right thing by marrying michelle, she is the kind of woman that any man with a brain would be proud of - she is very very intelligent and one can only imagine what she is moulding those young ladies malia and sasha into - she is the kind of woman that any intelligent man would be proud to call a wife.

Most Nigerian men don't deserve a woman like her. She will be made to give birth 1million times to get a boy. Her ideas will be thrown away cos a woman can't teach a. Nigerian man anything, he will spend all his free time in bars and with hoes cos he is a man and its the womans duty to sit at home.

Breast feeding moms who want to stop breast feeding without the pain and discomfort, try wrapping a wraper or anything like a bandage THIGHTLY around your boobs for like 4 to 7 days. It will help your boob keep shape and also prevent pain and cut milk supply. For those working moms, you could do it as soon as you get home only I don't know if the outcome will be like those who do it all day. It keeps your bOob perky compared to those who use medicine to stop milk production.

blank: I need help o.

How do i get this my chairman to accept the potty?
He is 18months and has absolutely refused the potty.
Immediately he sees us coming with the potty he will runaway and start screaming.
In fact, he tries to hide the fact that he has pooed and doesnt even want to be changed.
I don tire.

My dear, your child is unique, don't be worried esp when you hear people say they potty trained their one month old. My son liked the potty for fun at 6 mos but started running from it at 7 mos. He would scream and cry at the sight of the potty. At 2 yrs old he got potty trained in 2 days and at 3 he started using the toilet. You will know when he is ready to be potty trained because he will stop being comfortable with pee or poop close to his skin. For as long as he doesn't mind carrying pee and poop in his pant, he will not want the potty. So, as soon as he starts complaining about pEe pee or poo poo and cries to be changed get a comfortable potty for him not those low ones o. Get one og those that look like chair for him and encourage him to use it.

Hmmmmm FINALLYYY! Thank you.

Horus:

This is a lot of digits for an emergency number. A short number will be more easy to remember.

Welcome to Nigeria. Where Everything is designed to stress the common man.
Anyway, let me sugest 080HELP or 080111 as potential numbers for quick response SOS calls.ALl networks should be made to link up to it. Thank you. Over and out.

ayobarmy: Hi mums, thanks for always been there, but pls i dont want my boy to be taking just the pap, is there no other easy to prepare food i can add to it?

Marsh bannana and lighten with formula or BM, boil potato, march with egg yolk, grind rice and mix with formula, peel skin off beans (to avoid loose stool) mash and Feed baby. Mash mangoes and strain in a small hole seive to remove fiber and feed baby. Or go to www.wholesomebabyfood.com for ideas.

onatisi:

curses will not erase the loopholes in this story, most ppl here on this thread have been trying to piece it all together, but it all doesnt add up , if you have an idea or a better theory , lets have it

Ok. I think chief saw that they were high and decided to take them for God knows what. Unfortunately they were not that drunk not to notice he was going the wrong way. They prolly asked chief to follow this way but chief refused and was heading another way. They strugled and the woman excaped. If chief had clean hands or, was afraid for his life, he should have stopped for them to leave his car. If this woman had not excaped we would never had known what haPpened to them and that people like this chief prowl bars looking to take drunk helpless people "home". I hope bar fans will be on the lookout.

Those of you saying a crime was not commited, I hope you will spend the rest of this year jumping from one rutual kidnapp attempt on you to another. And in the end of each one, people will come and call you a tribalist and say you cried wolf where there was non.

While they encourage the poor masses to do away with rice, they will be using it to clean their mouths five times a day. Instead of seeing how they can genuinely help local famers to produce more so we don't import, they are busy chopping us all down.

Okija_juju:

I'm sure you didnt see an 'lol' in my post..

@ Boko Haram..

4. All Northern state houses of assembly..

5. All non performing Northern state local government HQ..

6. Yerima of Zamfara States crib..

7. Buhari of CPCs crib..

8. Atiku Abubakars crib

9. All Oyedepos jets.

You want them to Bomb their sponsors?

Try mixing regular mentholatum with some sheabutter and rub on his chest. Cos his little nose is being frequently cleaned it may be tender and craked due to natural oil on the skin being cleaned off when his leaky nose is wiped.so, rub some small amount of shea butter around his tiny nose too. At night before bedtime if the room is not too hot rub some mentholatum on the soles of his feet and put his socks. Get a tube big enough to fit in his nose and use it to suck the catarh out. That bulb syringe stuff doesnt work well for me. Get him baby nasal spray and spray when his nose is blocked.
Please don't put mentholatum in baby's nose. If you must, mix one part mentholatum to two part shea butter and rub on the tip of his nose.

Here,s a pic of what I use to clear my kids noses. Though a tube alone can do the trick.

Waiiiit for iiiiiittttt.........

Janet baby, please invite and fly me to your wedding. I don't care about the 10k watch just give me the tour.
Happy Married life. I hope you are treated well by him and his family and I hope you guys stay together till DDYP.

Oga Nestle PR, this is the oportunity you have to tell us whe fed our infants golden morn prior to your new warnning what dangers our kids were exposed to. You should just say the problem a baby below 3 given golden morn can experience I.e constipation, reflux, Autism or maybe nothing to worry about. When my son was a baby Nestle truck used to bring goldenmorn to the immunization center to sell to us moms with todlers and so we felt it was safe to introduce it to our kids.
Anyway, I have noticed that kids who are first introduced to golden morn don't like to upgrade to regular natural foods. They stick to goldenmorn for ages. So I have kept it far from my second child.

Typical mumu Nigerian police. Have they done comprehensive tests on the dead and dying to know what in particular caused the deaths and sickness? Mumu dem. Instead of them to find the source be it chemical added after the cooking or if its from an organism in the meat. How the hell do these mumu nigerian doctors even intend to treat those sick ones when they don't know what they are fighting? I know many of those sick ones will die too. Anyone that survives will be out of luck not because those doctors know what to treat and go for it. Police eeeee go find out the cause of the poisoning so you can know persons of interest. Meat seller was probably beaten to confess falsely. Was it only 66 people that eat the pork. Call those who eat it and treat them too.

ToMmorow I'm rich papa and mama go say I'm na good pikin wey no lack anything so dia fore I'm no be cultist.

pendo89: so what we see on nollywood happens in real life.
Nobody is talking about arrests,prosecution, yet these are human being butchered daily?like it's a normal acceptable thing?
God rescues but where is the law of the land?
When people read such stuff about nigeria, the image that comes to mind is that one of a man eat man society, where you have to keep looking behind your back every second because a large % of pop is into these things.

Its a shame but yes, Nigeria is a man eat man land where you always have to watch your back. All what you read from obodo oyinbo about Nigeria is true.

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Elueme: @ OP, you ll narrow this topic if we consider only puerperal depression( the word puerperal refers to the period btw child birth to 42 days post birth). Puerperal period is a crucial period for both mother and child in terms of observation and monitoring of normal physiological changes. As said earlier, puerperral depression( same as post partum depression) is one of three subgroups of psychological
BIPOLAR AFFECTIVE DISORDER is a mixture of both manic and depressive features occurring consecutively
In DEPRESSION, the woman is sad, alway feeling guilty, extremely suspicious that others are planning evil against her, low self esteem, felling worthless, and depending on the severity, hallucination may present as well as wanting to harm her baby plus attempt at taking her own life.
Any form is dangerous because if not checked it can resort to a more dangerous form of mental disorder.
They are often more common in first pregnancies.. And there is tendency for recurrence in subsequent pregnancies.
awAreness creation Is necessary during antenatal and the general public should be sensitized.. The major fear is that of stigmatization by in laws and the public and why majority conceal this problem.
It responds to conventional medication.. Combination of antipsychotic / depressant ( depending on which diagnosis) and psychotherapy are required.
Don't try to manage this condition, you should inform your obstetrician who in turn knows if a psychotherapist or a psychiatrist should be informed but that depends on the severity.

Exactly. Also thought of killing myself too. I just wanted a way out of the percieved misery I thought having a child put me in. I also felt guilty of bringing them into this crazy and bad world inshort I told my husband then that I needed help I wanted to visit a shrink. He was ready to take me but I was too ashamed to tell anyone I wanted my kids dead so, I did not go. How do I open up and say all those evil thoughts I had? People will say, she married a good man, has healthy kids, is not hungry. Instead of her to thank God she is complaining. I under§tand women who go gaga after child birth. They need help before it gets out of hand.

Zeus I: If your president is an idi*ot and your country; in chaos, what are you?

Idioticchaotics. yes, that's what many Nigerians are.

If people did not see the video, do you think there would have been this loud outcry against those monsters who killed them by majority of Nigerians? I know its sad. But that vid opened peoples eyes to the kinds of beasts that roam free in our streets today.

Lesson learnt, don't near peoples phones and laptop. They are valued more than life.

Africa men, see them. That's what you get when a culture does not respect its women. University students did that, what will their uneducated do?

The kind of Men we are breeding in Nigeria. I congratulate all our women, the good lord himself has blessed us with rabid Apes that are always ready to suck b reasts and touch Yansh at any given moment beter still spill blood. Once again, Comgrats

dtemidare:
WE DEY SIGHT HER FOR HOSPITAL, WE COME DEY FEEL SAY NA ANTENATAL SHE DEY COME DO, WE NO KNOW SAY NA STD SHE DEY COME CURE. DINOTINTO NA BAD GUY

HaahAaaaaahaaaaa abeg, no use laugh kill me. You don make me break my resolution say untill ALUU4 get justice I no go laugh for nairaland. See wetin you cause now?

Had it with my kids. Was so stressed out I secretly wished they don't wake up the next day. I remember feeling sad one day after I had my First and told my neighbour, I now understand why some women put their newborns in microwaves. She was shocked and said oh please anytime you feel like doing so, call me to hold him for you until the feeling passes. It was that bad cos hubby and mom had to leave me behind and return to Nigeria. I was left with my MIL who won't let me "drink water and keep cup".I was doing everything alone I mean, everything. With my daughter my mom died a year before and so once more I was all alone with baby cos as usual hubby had to return and leave me behind, I was depressed and sad. Though I loved my daughter, her constant cries made me want to choke her to death. I was so scared I would hurt her. I felt like slaping her to shut her up she woke up every 2 to 3hrs it was streSsful doing it all on my own. It took like 8 months before I got over it. Before then it was horrible. One miniute I love my newborn the next miniute I wished they were dead. I had OCD too washed my hands with domestos if I touched anything. Cleaned door handles in short everything cleanable I cleaned with domestos.
Now when I look at my kids I am overwhelmed with joy. I got no help. It was just strong will and determination that saw mw through.

lanjum: @all pls I need ur prayer. I want to become a mother too. Still looking for that precious gift frm God. pls help me in prayer. I know I will share testimony very soon IJN

When baby comes, invite me for chop chop o. May God grant you your heart desire soon.

kodebin: Dino Gave u Syphilis.. So Dino has Been Lashing his wife for Years n she didnt get d STD.. Dino Just Lashed u a few times n u got it.. I Smell Conspiracy Here.. Source of this Story Aint Clean..

You know how many dino wife don treat? Abi you expect her to go press go anounce how dino give her gonor and herpes? Naija men generaly carry yanmayanma sicknesses home as take away to their wives nau. They secretly treat orisi risi behind their wives backs na. All of then get doctor or pharmasist friends wey dey treat them wey madam no dey know. Men like dino sef get abortionist doctor friend wey dey handle those SOS procedure for I'm smallies. In all I blame the ashawo girls who run after him sha.

Eiyaaa, see how this topic has caused all Nigerian men to fear women. See how our family oriented men who(Never heard of a cheating Nigerian man) don't look outside their marriages for seeex untill they enter grave are unhappy with the women folk. Chei Nigerian saints sorry o.

lefulefu:
abegi if she want car dat bad then make she use her own money buy am

No be her fault. Na the one time wey she fit hold brother for blokos be this. Religion and culture come helep her butter her bread well well. Her one and only demand before marriage na car. She no ask for hummer jeep o. Make bros go buy her small car make marriage for continue. If say na me. I for ask for house. E be like arangee marriage. The story dey clear. Sisi no like bros at all at all but him want her by fire by force. Ngwa now make I'm buy car then marry I'm trophy wife.

Maybe their Imam spoke against Boko bros. So to teach them a lesson, they were kaBOOOoOmed. Na wa o. The fear of boko may be the path to long life in naija.

Good for that teacher. I will do the same to any one who flogs and hurts my child. That is physical abuse of children. Teacher has no right to flog or harm a child physically. If my pikin tire una send am home to me.

Naija men. In one post a young girl complained about being sexualllly abused at 13 she was insulted and made fun of by most men who posted. Now a woman made a request which (if what I read here is correct) is normarl in her society or religion you guys are still running your mouths. When can a woman ever have a right? Bunch of apes called men we are breeding in this country. She wants a car as her special gift. He should buy it for her. If he had the money even, he will spend it on a LovePeddler he is having extramarital affairs with. If you look well now, the typical naija groom to be already has other babes he is doing at the corner. The girl maybe doesn't want to marry him or, she has found out that he came to her parents acting like a very big man who can do and undo as most naija men do. If he humbled himself and made sUre she was open to his proposal she would not ask for the imposible.