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Romance / Re: Finding A Wife Is Really Not Easy O by hanymasahun: 1:00pm On Feb 07
Don't relent bro
I have once been in your shoes, there is still good lady out there they are not many though.
Don't rush, Don't stop and be praying

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Sports / Re: 2023 Nairaland Nigeria Football Fans Award Voting Thread by hanymasahun: 5:30pm On Dec 23, 2023
Nigerian player of the year

Victor Boniface

Nigerian female player of the year

Asisat Oshoala


NPFL player of the year

Sikiru Alimi

NPFL Club Of The Year

REMO Star

NNL Club of the year

Crown FC

Most impactful new inclusion (2023)

Victor Boniface

Best Ogedengbe goalkeeper of the year

Kayode Bankole

Stephen Keshi defender of the year

Bright Osayi-Samuel


Samuel Okwaraji midfielder of the year

Wilfred Ndid



Rasheed Yekini attacker of the year

Victor Boniface


Most improved player (2023)

Taiwo Awoniyi

Young player of the year (U-21)

Tochukwu Nnadi

Super eagles goal of the year

Taiwo Awoniyi vs Sao Tome


Best assist of the year

Kelechi Iheanacho to Taiwo Awoniyi vs Sao Tome


Team of the Year (club or national)

Enyimba FC

Coach of the year

Finidi George

Prospect of the year

Tosin Adarabioyo
Family / Re: A Lady Ran Away With My Pregnancy. by hanymasahun: 9:51am On Oct 07, 2023
Did you have her pix ? if yes case closed
1. Goes to the area and start asking people
2. Post the pix on your WhatsApp status or Facebook community page and write R.I.P on it.
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Said We Must Have A House Before Getting Married by hanymasahun: 7:42pm On Sep 12, 2023
Play along and act like you are broke and build your own house in silent. Collect the 250k buy land and help her with the little you have that's her own house.
Love my babe but i don't disclose everything to her may be things will change once will get marry sha but for now i don't trust the gender in 100%
Family / Re: What Do We Really Need Polygamy For? by hanymasahun: 8:45pm On Aug 16, 2023
Don't know how to explain better but let me put it in this way
Why do we need two house why one is enough, why do we need more than one cars why one is enough. The same thing goes for wife when one busy the other one take position, when one need rest the other one move on, when one need repair or service the other one get to work. And Population of woman is more than men so there is reasons for that.

Speaking from experience if you want best out of your wife married two the competition will favor you.
Romance / Re: Ever Been In Relationship With A Narcissist, Share Your Experience. by hanymasahun: 8:05pm On Jul 13, 2023
We are in the same train. I hate nonsense

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Sports / Re: Ogun To Host NSF 2024, Bukola Olapade, Adebajo, Others To Lead 16-man Committee by hanymasahun: 5:40pm On Jul 11, 2023
How i wish Lagos can host it
Health / Re: I'm 34 Years Old And I Bedwet. I Need Help Please by hanymasahun: 11:48am On Jul 01, 2023
Have you ever masturbate in your life.
That may be course.

See doctor asap.
Romance / Re: Men Should Stop Collecting Back Gift They Already Gave To A Lady by hanymasahun: 3:56pm On Jun 23, 2023
Like if you are working somewhere with Official car and apartment they won't collect it back from you after sack.
So you wanted to used my iphone to mock me and post your new boy friend online. Are you sick or something cool grin grin wink

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Food / Re: What Is Your Preferred Quick Meal? (picture) by hanymasahun: 3:42pm On May 05, 2023
Pap i can't do without it in a day.
Webmasters / Re: How To Create Your Own VTU And Data Website For Free Without Coding by hanymasahun: 11:56am On Apr 08, 2023
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Health / Re: Please Help, My Kid Sister Is In Pains (pics) by hanymasahun: 5:08pm On Jul 30, 2022
Take her to the general hospital near you
Crime / Re: Bishop Felix Okpara And The 16-Year-Old Girl He Defiled (Audio Chat) by hanymasahun: 7:03pm On Jul 29, 2022
Marry more than one wife they said. You cant cheat nature
Politics / Re: PDP Sues INEC, APC, LP, Seeks Tinubu, Obi’s Disqualification by hanymasahun: 7:33pm On Jul 15, 2022
Same here bro i will even burn my passport join
Politics / Re: 2023: 10 Reasons Why Tinubu Will Win – Pastor Adelaja by hanymasahun: 12:14pm On Jul 14, 2022
I have been read, read and reread since yesterday to find out where the pastor tell lie.
I think i will also go with this man call BAT
Education / Re: ASUU STRIKE: Denrele, Blessing CEO To Host N30m Talent Hunt For Students by hanymasahun: 3:05pm On Jul 03, 2022
Donate that 30m to ASUU they will call off the strike asap
Forum Games / Re: Check This Out And Tell Us Your Scores by hanymasahun: 11:05am On May 28, 2022
obembet:
What’s your score?

A quick Life exam for 35marks

1. Still a Virgin....(5marks)

2. Never smoked (5marks)

3. Never Cheated. (5marks)

4. Never watched porn.... (5marks)

5. Never masturbated ..(5marks)

6. Never got drunk....(5marks)

7. Never sent out nude... (5marks)

What did you score?

30 mark I swear to God
Romance / Re: As A Woman I Have Decided I'm Never Getting Married Or Having Kids by hanymasahun: 4:35pm On May 17, 2022
Poswahala:
Guys I genuinely need some advice
Because of the state of my mental health I have decided never to get married or have kids.

I suffer from intense depression and anxiety and other mental health problems. I'm unsure of my own future talk more of a child.

I do love being in relationships but I do that only for companionship and sex.

I don't know if I will regret my decision. The guys I have dated have been cool with my no marriage proposal but I don't think any Nigerian man will not want kids.

I'm thinking of moving to another country, buy a house, take care of my community and neighbors then when I'm old, I will move to a retirement home.

If I change my mind I can adopt a child, am not against adoption as I am with marriage, it depends on if my mental health improves.

The problem I have is that will I be lonely without a child, like I said I'm not into marriage despite being a woman trained in traditional home, it's not that I hate it or anything, it's not just for me. I will be unhappy being married.

But the child thing is bothering me, I always wanted a child, but i don't want my mental health to prevent me from loving and caring for the child.

Please advise.
You need counseling
You may latter regret it.
Religion / Re: That Is Blasphemy - Rev. Yinka Yusuf Faults Buhari For Saying Jesus Is A Prophet by hanymasahun: 3:21pm On May 17, 2022
xpressionx:
Good one.

Jesus is Lord.


Muslims copied the Holy Bible and corrupted it.
That's why there are Christian events there.

but the Bible didn't have a single record of quran events.
Yet these folks can't ask questions.
Think with your brain not with your hand
Foreign Affairs / Re: Shireen Abu Akleh, Al Jazeera Journalist Shot Dead By Israeli Forces by hanymasahun: 6:45pm On May 12, 2022
Valkrie:
Don't be surprised that it's the Arab jihadist people that shoot and killed her and want to blame isreal...those people are just too dumb...!!

You make no sense.byou should be smarter than this..you ain't no kid no more.
Sports / Re: Which NPFL Team Are You Supporting????!!!! by hanymasahun: 6:26pm On Apr 29, 2022
Remo stars, MFM, Sunshine Star and 3sc
Music/Radio / Re: Which Of Dagrin's Songs Do You Like Most? by hanymasahun: 4:13pm On Apr 22, 2022
RIFF-it good.
Corruption ti hit nation
Gbogbo wa la n live in desperation
Tori 'e n'mo se n drink medication
Fun protection against starvation pelu corruption
Tori generation yii, a need salvation
Through a strong constitution
Ninu studio, owo naa l'afi n book session
E joo e stop sensation
A need action ko n se prosecution
Free/Fair pelu alaafia ninu nation
E gbo nnkan ti mo fe so
eleyii 'o nse body vibration
(Clear throat)
1.
Nigeria ni mo ti ri t'olopa ma n toro bara
Nitori twenty naira won le fi ba e faa ya!
Agbero maa n f'agidi gba Gala lowo driver
E'e ri nnkan kan se si, eyin ijoba e n kaalara
Gbogbo owo ti e ti gbe mi l'awon omo omo yin maa bi
E'e ri bi awon ara ilu se n pariwo: Ebi!
T'oba ri life ti talika n live ni Birnin Kebbi
Gbogbo yin patapata ni Olorun maa da l'ebi.
A'a ran omo lo si school, ko ni si textbook
E de promise pe e maa fun wa ni free education
Ki l'on je bee? Owo nla ma l'a fi n s'admission.
E de ti ko gbogbo awon omo ti yin kuro ninu nation.
A ti igba ti mo ti n ko'rin, mi o ni money
E'e tie ki n soro rara nipa music industry
Economically, agidi l'a fi n ra bread
Ta lo so wipe President o ki n fine ninu telly?
E'e mo ju ki e so'ro petrol, pelu football
A ti igba ti a de ti n gba World Cup, a'a gba cup.
O ga o! Boya gan an l'atie gba second.
Awon yen naa, won a maa play ball bi alakan.
Graduate maa maa wa'se, gbogbo bata e a je,
a'a ye s'egbe, everywhere ko si employment,
Eni ti o ti n kole tele, ko le ra cement,
Increase ni rent, decrease ni salary payment.

Shey democracy leleyii abi crazy demo?
Oluwa shaanu wa dakun ma ma je ka jego.
Ba'a laju awon ijoba ko to di quarter-to.
Mo de pariwo titi fun yin 'pe kee ma dibo.
Se democracy l'eleyi abi crazy demo?
Oluwa s'aanu wa dakun ma ma je k'a je'go.
Ba wa laju awon ijoba ko to di quarter-to.
Mo de pariwo titi fun yin wipe k'e ma d'ibo.
2.
Awon eeyan n sise, won n gbe ninu ise,
Awon elo mii, nitori owo, won ti gb'ese.
Awon elomii n gb'owo ni ita, nitori won le ju ese,
Nigba to je awon ijoba gan an, won o p'ese ise.
Wo'a lo si university, wa se tan, waa gba pali,
Pelu pali re, wa tun maa wa'se ka kaakiri,
Gbogbo ibi ti o ba lo, won a ni kosi vacancies.
Gbogbo kini yen, o maa ma fun e ni headache.
Awon elomii n jale tori ko si ise ni igboro.
Economically, most obinrin ti di ashewo.
O ga o! Ko de 'n se ejo elomii ti e ba ro o.
Sugbon aso yellow ti di white, l'owo o lilo.
Ijoba, e wa na. (clears throat). E duro na.
O ga o. Eekan l'osu l'a ma n ni ina.
O n happen all over Nigeria, pelu Kaduna,
Minna, gbogbo yin ti e ba ilu je l'e maa gb'ina.
Aimoye titi ti o je'pe moto o le gba 'be.
Lo si under bridge l'Oshodi, gbogbo ibe ti baje.
Ti ojo ba ro, gbogbo ibe yen maa di kpenshen-kpenshen.
Ti o ba ya, a si maa gbe oko oju omi koja ni be.
Gbogbo promise ti e make, iro l'o wa n' be
Sebi eyin naa, e ma n travel lo si Yankee.
E'e ri bi titi won pelu economy won se ri?
Eyin kan n lo si be, e kan lo n se faaji!
Gbogbo nnkan l'awon ijoba yii fi ni wa l'ara.
Ko de ri bee nigba ti a koko gba ominira.
But nigba ti awon Big Bros ti take over,
Gbogbo owo wa patapata ni won fi n da agbada.
Nigeria, gbogbo wa l'a n fi ori f'aya
A t'omode a t'agbalaba, pelu t'oko t'aya,
Baba, mama, pelu awon omo mefa ma sun si inu yara
eyo kan. Bawo ni won o se ni maa l'alakala?
/ Se democracy ...
3.
Awon eeyan maa n ni Nigeria, Giant of Africa,
Lo wo bi economy won se better ni South Africa.
Ghana celebrate ten years ti won ti ni ina, ti won o tan atupa.
Ti tiyin e'e mo ju ki e s'oge, ki e tun wo agbada.
Igba kan ni won maa n ko awon were l'oju titi,
awon were maa n rin kiri pelu awon eeyan gidi.
Ni isinyin, awon were, won o l'identity -
Local Government kan, o le pade were fifty.
Ki lo de? Awon olowo nikan lo n s'oge.
Awon omo yin, pelu awon iyawo nyin, won n gbe gele.
E n gbe fila. Democracy alagbada.
O ga o. Owo gbogbo wa l'e fin n yi ata.
National ID Card, owo l'a fi n register.
A o ri nnkan kan. E da passport wa pada.
E n waste time omode pelu agbalagba.
E se o. E ranti 'pe Olorun wa.
Igba ti a gbo National ID Card, inu wa dun.
Asee won n d'ogbon, won fe ki Oba wole.
Oba ti wole, agidi l'a fi n san'wo ile.
School ma n strike, ohun yen, se iyen la fe pe ni holiday?
E'e san owo awon osise, ranti pe awon naa l'omo n'le.
Awa l'a ni petrol, ki lo de ti petrol 'o flow?
E n gb'owo le e l'ojoojumo, ki lo se yin o?
Ti Olorun ba binu, gbogbo yin ni petrol maa jo.
Se democracy alagbada l'eleyii tabi shimi?
E ranti 'pe most people l'o te'ka fun yin
A'a le ra Maclean(s), pako l'a maa fi n fo eyin
Ki lo se yin? Eeyan sha l'awon Bill Clinton.
O'o le ji l'ojo kan, ki o so 'pe o fe je iyan.
Lai se ojo Sunday. Garri nikan gan an ti won.
Alagbara l'eni ti o ba ra rice De Rica kan.
O pay mi ki n kuro ni Nigeria, ki n sa lo si Abidjan

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Music/Radio / Re: Which Of Dagrin's Songs Do You Like Most? by hanymasahun: 4:00pm On Apr 22, 2022
Democracy
Education / Re: Inside Kano Secondary School Classroom At Panshekara (Pictures) by hanymasahun: 9:00pm On Mar 26, 2022
They don't use this anymore. Its dilapidated.
TV/Movies / Re: What Is The Most Interesting Movie You Can't Get Tired Watching? by hanymasahun: 10:51pm On Mar 04, 2022
3Idiot
Gentleman
The lord most be crazy
Tewe tebgo
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Lyrics Motivates Or Inspires You Daily? by hanymasahun: 10:37pm On Mar 04, 2022
Iree by Adekunle Gold
Beautiful Nubia ohun ju ri
Education / Re: How Do You Recognize Year 1 Students In School? by hanymasahun: 11:14am On Feb 17, 2022
Photo
They do snap in every sign post
Family / Re: Should She Go Ahead And Be Withdrawing His Money? by hanymasahun: 10:55pm On Jan 28, 2022
The best Solution is divorce.
Politics / Re: 6 Reasons Northern Youths MUST NOT Support Tinubu by hanymasahun: 2:13pm On Jan 16, 2022
The message must be from borno. Tinubu is far better than all Northern Governor combine.
Politics / Re: 6 Reasons Northern Youths MUST NOT Support Tinubu by hanymasahun: 2:11pm On Jan 16, 2022
Brendaniel:
Tinubu made himself a king maker, and king makers don't become kings...
King maker become king in Ibadan � so omi
Romance / Re: How Longest Have You Chased A Girl Before You Quit? by hanymasahun: 9:11pm On Nov 05, 2021
2 years some years back but now 2 hours

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