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Health › Re: COVID-19: Nigeria Records One Death Two Months After Last Fatality by HappyPagan: 6:14am On Apr 16, 2022
qekng40:
Covid-19 to me is still an upgraded malaria!
Are you a doctor?
Christianity Etc › Re: Today Is Good Friday by HappyPagan: 8:12am On Apr 15, 2022
MindHacker9009:
Today is the day Jesus went into hell to show satan who is boss while the tombs broke open and the saints in the tombs walked into the cities to show themselves to the people about 2000 years ago.

Only if there was youtube then so we can watch the events of this victory as they happened.
Good movie.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by HappyPagan: 9:05pm On Apr 13, 2022
These people.. grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu 2023: The Rich Old Man Buys Love Of Poor Hungry Girls by HappyPagan: 4:12pm On Apr 13, 2022
ResidentSnitch:
In the Nigerian setting, Tinumbu would likely become the president IF HE ACTUALLY CONTESTS. The likelihood of Tinumbu actually contesting is very very slim. He's very smart ( Tinumbu) and knows that most Nigerians are not smart enough to know his game plan.
Abeg, wetin smart mean, because the way Nigerians use it, it usually means someone who has sabotaged others and profited. That's not smart. That's corruption..
Celebrities › Re: Peruzzi Accused Of Sleeping With Korra Obidi by HappyPagan: 4:09pm On Apr 13, 2022
Uprightness100:
So when u use Condom in fornicating, you have not cheated on your spouse!!

This Generation is filled will Sick and Morally bankrupt people
.
Your generation that had healthy and morally fit people, how far?
Programming › Re: Impact Of Marijuana On Programmers by HappyPagan: 3:45pm On Apr 07, 2022
Image123:
So shame muskee. See how far devil took you.
Hi.


Bye.
Programming › Re: Impact Of Marijuana On Programmers by HappyPagan: 3:01pm On Apr 07, 2022
Avid marijuana smoker here. My study/ work makes my code better, marijuana helps me focus and be calm. will recommend.r
Sports › Re: The Controversy Between Victor Ikpeba, Victor Osimhen And Asisat Oshoala by HappyPagan: 10:36am On Apr 07, 2022
Seyiemath:
Youth this days feel like they can say whatever they want to, because they have a phone and data sad huh


I will use one nairalander as a scape goat soon
Your generation time don waka. Leave us alone. Your generation and the 'elders' it produced deserve only ridicule.

Na una judge pass, na una fail pass.
Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy G.O’s son , Leke Adeboye Call Erring Pastors Of The Church “goats”(pics) by HappyPagan: 8:24am On Apr 06, 2022
The stubborn pastors are goats. The willing ones are sheep. The son of the General Shepherd no want wetin go spoil im inheritance.

Let's all join hands in fellowship, fellow sheep.
Forum Games › Re: Introduce Yourself With Something That Almost Killed You by HappyPagan: 11:40am On Apr 05, 2022
Loewe:
Wow! Thanks for the insight bro. I appreciate.
You're welcome.
Forum Games › Re: Introduce Yourself With Something That Almost Killed You by HappyPagan: 11:13am On Apr 05, 2022
Loewe:
Wow. When u say Arizona is higher than weed, what is it exactly then? Is it mixed with some drugs? Do they smoke it or swallow it?

Also which one is Colorado? I hear all these things but I just look like a village man grin grin
Different versions of marijuana.. similar to how you have different kinds of beans.

It's just leaves. And I usually smoke them. You can use them in a meal if you want..helps with insomnia.

Marijuana is just leaves...

Colorado is synthetic marijuana... It's basically made in a lab. I dey avoid that one. I just want to be happy, not crazy. �
Forum Games › Re: Introduce Yourself With Something That Almost Killed You by HappyPagan: 10:44am On Apr 05, 2022
Loewe:
Pls what is the difference btw weed and arizona and loud/canadian loud. All these drug names confuse me... Kindly enlightenment me.
All different kinds of marijuana. The names vary across states.. what I smoked as Marley in Lagos is sold as Ghana loud in PH.

So.. they are all different kinds of marijuana.. based on strength, I'd say

Weed - cheapest version. Usually smoked with white rizzler.
Arizona - just a bit higher than weed.
Loud - more expensive one.. has different strains (some will make you 'slow', some will make you 'sleepy', some will give you 'ginger')
Canadian loud - particular strain of loud that's gotten quite popular.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by HappyPagan: 6:38pm On Apr 02, 2022
dorox:
Would you like to play another game of chess? https://lichess.org/40qpG3lH
Yeah.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is Nigerian Christianity So Backward? by HappyPagan(op):
budaatum:
What is Christ?
To the average Nigerian Christian,
- the reason for Christmas
- born of a virgin to save man from sin
- just believe, that's it.. free entry to God's right hand side.
Christ is all you need in this world.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by HappyPagan: 7:37am On Mar 31, 2022
LordReed:
I don't play Fifa but I play online on PC. What other games to you play?
I play a lot of single player games on my PC. I haven't played online in a while.. used to play COD, battlefield, and league of legends. Now, it's mostly chess and fifa.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by HappyPagan: 7:33am On Mar 31, 2022
LordReed:
What platform do you play Fifa on?
PC and PS4.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is Nigerian Christianity So Backward? by HappyPagan(op): 11:34pm On Mar 30, 2022
kingyakos:
So you think all this nonsense from churches from Monday to Sunday is Christianity, no it's not. From the biggest or richest church to the smallest or poorest church you know, even the ones stationed in every 10kilometer like their G O promised, non of them is practicing Christianity.
If it is not Christianity, what is it? A bad apple is not a mango.

By their fruit they're known and check the fruit they bring forth and compare it with the fruit of Christ, check the beauty of the Church and compare it with the beauty of Christ the difference is quite clear.
Now, I don't know who Christ is and I don't really care. I think an African should be sourcing his values from better men, but to each his own.
There's nothing beautiful about the story of Christ.. just an ugly story of an unforgiving father and an unfortunate son.

Christ talked about famine and not famine of what to eat or what to drink but famine of a sound doctrine.
Many have been hypnotized through religion and chain to it, blind with gross darkness while Christianity is freedom and light and they still can't understand it, even Christ himself said that he is not in the Church.
You seem to be suffering from the same issue I posted in my OP. You keep repeating the words of a man long dead. You too are under hypnosis.

There's nothing Christ can free you from... But he is successfully convinced you he's the antidote to the poison called sin, his dad's kryptonite. I'd rather believe in Ben 10 to save me from evil.


In your rush to evangelize your 'unchurched'ness, you have completely missed the point of the OP. I do not care about Christianity.. I just hope the Christians learn to respect 'perceived' enemies.

We are also human. Not demons, not anti-Christ. Humans. Remember that. It's a beautiful thing to be human....
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is Nigerian Christianity So Backward? by HappyPagan(op): 12:26pm On Mar 30, 2022
HappyPagan:
Lalasticlala, seun, please consider this for frontpage.
Bump.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by HappyPagan: 7:37pm On Mar 29, 2022
dorox:
Yes i do. Would you like a game in lichess?
Oh yeah .. my username is happypagan.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by HappyPagan: 10:07am On Mar 29, 2022
Just checking up on everyone. Hope y'all good.

Anyone play chess online?

Or live in PH And want me to trash you on Fifa?

Let's do it. �
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is Nigerian Christianity So Backward? by HappyPagan(op): 7:06am On Mar 29, 2022
Lalasticlala, seun, please consider this for frontpage.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is Nigerian Christianity So Backward? by HappyPagan(op): 5:07am On Mar 29, 2022
9182736455O1999:
Comrade, she came in peace, why resort to vawulence
I don tire.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is Nigerian Christianity So Backward? by HappyPagan(op): 5:07am On Mar 29, 2022
Kestolove:
Abeg no vex, my problem now na money i need, u fit help?
Ok. Go and find another thread to beg. I'm sorry I can't help you.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is Nigerian Christianity So Backward? by HappyPagan(op): 11:49pm On Mar 28, 2022
Kestolove:
My brother pls lets respect each other beliefs, the world will be a better place..#Shaloom
"March am March am Satan don fall for gutter, March am march am'
Do you respect the Satanists when you sing this song?

'All other Gods, na soso yeye'
Is this respectful to other people's religions?

These are a few songs repeated regularly at most church services across the country. Maybe, maybe, if Christians showed 'the sinners' a little respect, maybe there wouldn't be a need for this thread.


Why would Jesus advice you to pray in your cupboard, then you go and buy microphones and speakers to disturb someone's sleep...
Christianity Etc › Why Is Nigerian Christianity So Backward? by HappyPagan(op):
Fighting demons and spiritual enemies is all they know. Simple Christian values like love, kindness, honesty, integrity mean nothing to them.

Very aggressive set of folks... A church opens on your street, and the next thing is to dominate the airwaves... No peace for the residents anymore.

Morning, afternoon, night... Those church drums must be played. The microphones will be connected to speakers so loud, you'd think their Lord God was dead or deaf.

Did Jesus die in Israel for you to be repeating the same old songs and prayers, reciting praise and worship songs like a choreographed performance.. same yesterday, today, and forever.


at the name of Jesus, all brains die. Common sense and thinking is thrown out the window.. after all, to them, the brain is carnal. There's this constant urge to reject new information, to hold on to old long dead teachings and ideas.

I hope Rapture happens soon and takes all of them away to heaven. Maybe, earth would finally be peaceful... Because I definitely do not want to so share a space with a God who leads such simple fellows.
Politics › Re: Catholic And Anglican Churches Has The Most Organized Structure On Earth-Oyedepo by HappyPagan: 8:27am On Mar 28, 2022
SwissMass:
Hehehehehehehehehehe which belief are you talking about? did I profess any to you, mind you the belief have been there for years before you and even after you
I agree with you. Your beliefs are safe... Maybe you should take an English and comprehension class before trying to engage in debates about God.
Politics › Re: Catholic And Anglican Churches Has The Most Organized Structure On Earth-Oyedepo by HappyPagan: 6:54am On Mar 28, 2022
Image123:
Muskee, why not keep quiet or speak for yourself na? It's like saying everyone goes to work because of fear of losing the job. While that threat exists, that is not necessarily what makes everyone go to work.
Hi.


Bye.
Politics › Re: Catholic And Anglican Churches Has The Most Organized Structure On Earth-Oyedepo by HappyPagan: 11:19pm On Mar 27, 2022
sunjai:
you can always reach out for better understanding. When you come to know Jehovah, you know peace within. You will know you have been wallowing in darkness. Come my son, come and see light.
Have fun with your imaginary Jewish friend. Good luck
Politics › Re: Catholic And Anglican Churches Has The Most Organized Structure On Earth-Oyedepo by HappyPagan: 11:00pm On Mar 27, 2022
sunjai:
just like I said, you are a church goer. You have never known Jehovah or the one he sent, Jesus christ.
And I agree with you. Na you know who be Christian and who Jesus sabi.
Politics › Re: Catholic And Anglican Churches Has The Most Organized Structure On Earth-Oyedepo by HappyPagan: 10:55pm On Mar 27, 2022
sunjai:
you were never a Christian but church goer.
Sorry, I dont have the 'true copy' of my Christian certificate. I heard you ran out of paper.
Politics › Re: Catholic And Anglican Churches Has The Most Organized Structure On Earth-Oyedepo by HappyPagan: 10:15pm On Mar 27, 2022
Maynman:
What a loving god.
Indeed.
Politics › Re: Catholic And Anglican Churches Has The Most Organized Structure On Earth-Oyedepo by HappyPagan: 10:15pm On Mar 27, 2022
kokoA:
"God's favorite angel" is responsible for all the evil in the world? shocked Hmm.
Actually, God is. He made everything. If e spoil, na im fault too. Abi no be so?

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