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Politics / Re: Fuel @ N560 Per Liter, How much are you Paying on Uber and Bolt since Tinubu by HappyPagan: 6:50pm On Jun 04, 2023
Where dem dey do Bolt #150 abeg?

For Ph, once your yansh touch seat, na 500.. πŸ˜•πŸ˜•

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Religion / Re: I Was Sent Out Of The Church Just Because I Was Wearing An Earring by HappyPagan: 12:58pm On Jun 04, 2023
Kay25:

Na dat Virgin born go save for last day of destruction ooo.u better follow am
God forbid.. person wey three nails kill.. lol... Make im go find im killers. I no follow.
Phones / Re: My problem with Oraimo Power Banks by HappyPagan: 12:22pm On Jun 04, 2023
atheistandproud:


I do.
Me too. I learn a lot from them.

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Religion / Re: I Was Sent Out Of The Church Just Because I Was Wearing An Earring by HappyPagan: 12:05pm On Jun 04, 2023
Goodlady:

I m not here to defend or against DLBC.
But in your own unbalanced, misery judgemental life, haven't you made a decision to do something and you later changed?
Life is by conviction. However, your conviction must be for good purpose.
Ok Ma. The Church made a mistake. Just like this one is too. So a church can hold wrong doctrines, defend them zealously today, change them speedily tomorrow.

Satan bless you and have a nice day.
Religion / Re: I Was Sent Out Of The Church Just Because I Was Wearing An Earring by HappyPagan: 11:30am On Jun 04, 2023
Goodlady:

Receive brain. If the church hold a doctrine, it did so cos it's worth holding it.
yes, na so deeper life say 'no TV. it's the devils box'.

today, dem get Youtube channel, dey stream worldwide. fools.
Religion / Re: I Was Sent Out Of The Church Just Because I Was Wearing An Earring by HappyPagan: 11:29am On Jun 04, 2023
Lifestone:

How is this related to her question?
How is this related to my answer?
Religion / Re: I Was Sent Out Of The Church Just Because I Was Wearing An Earring by HappyPagan: 11:29am On Jun 04, 2023
Pinkybush:
Do you believe your satanic savour have provided 72 virgins for you?
Yes, Jesus was one of the virgins. And his mother.... It was a heavenly coming.
Religion / Re: I Was Sent Out Of The Church Just Because I Was Wearing An Earring by HappyPagan: 10:02am On Jun 04, 2023
GiZcorp:
You don't believe a Virgin in Israel gave birth to our Saviour but u firmly believe in the devil enough to embrace him... Bro you are even more deluded and clueless than your ancestors. I pray you find Christ soon before it will be too late for you. Peace of the Lord Jesus Christ be with you.
Na virgin for Israel born your Savior. Person wey three nails kill... Two thousand years ago... You still dey follow... See who's deluded.... πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
Religion / Re: I Was Sent Out Of The Church Just Because I Was Wearing An Earring by HappyPagan: 10:00am On Jun 04, 2023
Henz81:
Ewu Gambia
Okuko Burundi
Religion / Re: I Was Sent Out Of The Church Just Because I Was Wearing An Earring by HappyPagan: 10:00am On Jun 04, 2023
Algold:


Lest you corrupt others.
Corrupt what?
Religion / Re: I Was Sent Out Of The Church Just Because I Was Wearing An Earring by HappyPagan: 10:00am On Jun 04, 2023
Runnerzz:

So na Satan she go come believe? Or why should she embrace that lying goat head?
Jesus lie pass Satan. By far.mm
Politics / Re: Why Is There No Temple Of Traditional Religion In Aso Rock And N. Assembly? by HappyPagan: 10:24am On Jun 03, 2023
In the name of foreign gods, they have plundered our minds and hearts.

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Politics / Re: Why Is There No Temple Of Traditional Religion In Aso Rock And N. Assembly? by HappyPagan: 10:24am On Jun 03, 2023
solmusdesigns:
Go and read Reuben Abati's article on Aso Rock Villa

Aso Rock is a huge Temple of demons and traditionalist pretending to be Christians and Muslims

Abacha, Stella Obasanjo, Yaradua
Foolish Abrahamic thinking.
Aso Rock is full of Christians and Muslims who act as demons. Dem don use Mecca and Jerusalem finish this area of the world. Imagine fighting Allah and Yahwehs battles in a land very faraway from where they came.

Nobody for Germany dey fight over Chineke and Olodumare. Weird..

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Travel / Re: Two Passenger Trains Derail In Eastern India. 280 Dead, 900 Injured by HappyPagan: 9:44am On Jun 03, 2023
SailorUgo:
embarassed

When I think about events like this, I start to question what life is all about.
The fact that no one is getting out of here alive.
What then is life’s purpose?

What exactly is life’s purpose?
Why do we have to live to die?

Nothing. We come, we eat, we go.
Religion / Re: I Was Sent Out Of The Church Just Because I Was Wearing An Earring by HappyPagan: 11:17pm On Jun 02, 2023
Kooldon:
Every Association has a constitution to be followed by members. Same is applicable to a Church's Doctrine.
Either you abide or you seek your salvation else where.
Ah, na church hold salvation... No be jesus... 1 Da full.

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Religion / Re: I Was Sent Out Of The Church Just Because I Was Wearing An Earring by HappyPagan: 11:16pm On Jun 02, 2023
Na you believe say virgin for Israeli born your Savior. Leave the craze people and embrace Satan.

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Politics / Re: Dangote Refinery - This Economy Is About To EXPLODE Into Prosperity by HappyPagan: 8:26am On May 23, 2023
Lmao. Nigerians never learn.
Religion / Re: Where Is Tbaba/tbaba123/tbaba1234 by HappyPagan: 6:06pm On May 20, 2023
tbaba12345:


Assalamu aleikum.. Alive and well
Phew.....
Thank God o grin
Religion / Re: How Did You Handle That Noisy 'church' Or 'mosque'? by HappyPagan: 9:05am On May 19, 2023
OllyDiamond:
You all are complaining about noise from Churches and I also do not like but can you compare the noise from the Churches to that of the mosques?

Yet you can't complain because my muslim brothers will behead you even before you end the complain.

Go to northern Nigeria and see if you won't run crazy..... The imams mount very tall pole with a loudspeaker on it to chant or recite koran all through from 9pm till 5am; this is apart from the noise of the daily 5x prayers. Such madness and wickedness yet no one can complain.

But because Christians are meek, you all are here speaking against the Church as if they are the only ones constituting public disturbance.
Stfu noisemakers.. do I live in the North? Do I have mosques near me? Carry your beef with Muslims commot here.... You vessel of hatred.
Religion / Re: How Did You Handle That Noisy 'church' Or 'mosque'? by HappyPagan: 2:52pm On May 18, 2023
DrDunamis:


Public displaying your act of folly for clout and feeling confident of something to be ashamed of.
I'm not defending or justifying the actions of the church but I definitely there were more effective, peaceful and excellent ways.
Useless somebody. πŸ˜•πŸ˜•

Tell us about these more effective, peaceful and excellent ways. Also show me why the 'Christians' aren't obligated to just keep quiet and stop disturbing the peace? Did Jesus go round with a megaphone bothering people sleeping?


Be free from your bad habits, and leave evil spirit alone.

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Religion / Re: What's An Annoying Myth That People Still Believe? by HappyPagan: 8:05am On May 18, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Waking up and thinking about what your neighbour has in his or her mind then talking about it with others on faceless social media instead of walking straight up to discuss with your neighbour life and direct.
This is the most stupid as in ridiculous thing most people does today! undecided
Na myth be this? tongue

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Religion / Re: What's An Annoying Myth That People Still Believe? by HappyPagan: 8:04am On May 18, 2023
That an Israelite born of a virgin died for everybody's sins.

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Religion / Re: How Did You Handle That Noisy 'church' Or 'mosque'? by HappyPagan: 5:45am On May 18, 2023
obama99:


Had one nasty one with my neighbors tenants. I endured the first tenant the second one I told them if they try such rubbish again na direct court complain straight . That day they bahaved themselves till now , even my wife that keeps saying leave them acknowledged that if you keep quiet, you will just die in silence
Please, how does one involve the court? I met some lawyers, but they were very scared to target a church.
I no know which Kain wicked bully God Nigerians dey serve.

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Religion / Re: How Did You Handle That Noisy 'church' Or 'mosque'? by HappyPagan: 4:40pm On May 17, 2023
superCleanworks:
there is a special place in HELL FIRE for those preachers that carry LARGE BLUETOOTH SPEAKERS in the early morning to disturb sleepers.

I remember back then in Lagos when one bros came out on his balcony with his shotgun and shot at one preacher 5am in the morning. The bullet hit the public address system the fool was using to disturb, he was lucky.

finally, that noise is just another great reminder that you are in a poor people neighbourhood.
You'd be surprised o...

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Religion / Re: Isreal New Law Makes It Criminal To Tell People About Jesus by HappyPagan: 9:00pm On May 16, 2023
Jovialjune1:



A dolt and more

Typical gaslighting, you think because of my religion, I shouldn't aggressively respond to the nonsense you all dish out same dose ? You must be high on cow dung, it is the nonsense expectation of Christians being peaceful that makes you below par people constantly insult and degrade Christianity every fvcking time, enough is enough, mind the business that pays your miserable life, we are not the cause of your evil bitterness.

Peaceful religion indeed. Wonderful. 😁😁
Religion / Re: Isreal New Law Makes It Criminal To Tell People About Jesus by HappyPagan: 8:11pm On May 16, 2023
Jovialjune1:



We are not the cause of your bitter and miserable life.
I know. Thank you for making it better.

Jovialjune1:


Yes if govt no favour us na persecution how does affect your life cycle

Yes if govt favour us na grace why the bitter pains because of grace?



It feels good to note the hypocrisy. And you are responding like the hypocrites do when called out - throw stones and get defensive. It doesn't affect my life.. but it contradicts all the nonsense claims about 'this world not being yours but the devil's ".


Jovialjune1:

You obviously lack joy favour and grace in your life that it pains you that a peaceful religion is going about their business

And yes it is always about us, since it hurts you so much, go off yourself.
Peaceful religion indeed. πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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Religion / Re: Isreal New Law Makes It Criminal To Tell People About Jesus by HappyPagan: 4:09pm On May 16, 2023
mbaise1000:
Didn't Jesus say that those that will follow him will be persecuted just as He was persecuted? Nothing specialor new with this law, Christians are ...dy

^^^ mumu people.

If govt no favour them, na persecution.
If govt favour them, na grace.

It's always about them... Jesus na perf wey dem dey rub shit make e smell fine.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Seek Prosperity, Their Governors Seek Poverty - Borie Nla by HappyPagan: 10:33am On May 15, 2023
BeigJawnson:


HappyPagan... Mind you Jesus us not scam...
What is a scam?
Religion / Re: 'If You Remove Church, Nigeria Will Collapse’ β€” RCCG Pastor, Pat Akem-Vingir by HappyPagan: 10:43pm On May 13, 2023
MrBrownJay1:
may i ask: apart from defrauding people every sunday, what does the church actually do for Nigeria?
Shiloh began in 1999. Since then, na evil things just dey follow this country - kidnapping, suicide bombing, banditry... Yet dem go threaten us say if we stop to pray ,things go worse pass... Are things not getting worser already?

God no like us. Time to leave am. We don try..

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Religion / Re: 'If You Remove Church, Nigeria Will Collapse’ β€” RCCG Pastor, Pat Akem-Vingir by HappyPagan: 10:07pm On May 13, 2023
Lol. We need a national shrine in Abuja..these Abrahamic mugus no go ever gree leave power.. no wonder dem dey cry Islamisation Wen dem don do Pagans wetin no good...

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Seek Prosperity, Their Governors Seek Poverty - Borie Nla by HappyPagan: 8:19pm On May 13, 2023
Waste of funds. Waste of God.

Jesus is a Scam. Just like this church building. Is this for God? Heaven never do God?

Pastor dey point us go heaven, dey drag who get land pass with government. All our space na for God. We too fear God wey no send us.

https://www.nairaland.com/7331143/christians-what-jesus-promise-come#116633575

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