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Foreign Affairs / Re: Why Won't They Televise Dump's Trial? by HappyPagan: 11:04pm On Jun 13, 2023
He'd probably love it... Seeing as he loves to be on TV.

The rest of us gonna suffer though. Listening to that man speak can be headache-inducing
.. I'd rather have Tinubu sing me to sleep.

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Politics / Re: There Are No Ethnic Groups In Heaven. All Are One. by HappyPagan: 8:15pm On Jun 13, 2023
You don die before? Wey this heaven dey? What's so interesting about it?

I just want to die and remain in the ground. Is that too much to ask? Must this mumu world follow me in death?
Religion / Re: Who Is An Atheist? by HappyPagan: 6:56pm On Jun 13, 2023
vdestro:


And the comparison was very clear, which was belief in persons we did not meet
Oh, your low IQ.. poor you.

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Religion / Re: Who Is An Atheist? by HappyPagan: 2:56pm On Jun 13, 2023
vdestro:


Look at you showing that you are a lunatic for even thknking to compare a person living today with a Person born more than 2000 yrs back when there was no facebook.
Oh wow, so you know you are a lunatic. It was you who brought in the comparison after all.. gooot, goot, you are learning.
Religion / Re: Who Is An Atheist? by HappyPagan: 11:02am On Jun 13, 2023
Image123:


Jesus Christ changed my life, how can He be dead when He lives in me? How can He be dead when He changes the vilest of sinners into responsible saints?

Rev 3:20 KJV Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I[b] will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.[/b]
- sorry, you possessed being. You have a 2000 year old demon living in you.
- I'm sorry the only way you knew to be responsible was by believing in a long dead carpenter. If that works for you, good for the rest of us.... Good thing there are a whole lot of responsible people who aren't Christian, and a whole lot of irresponsible people who are.

Glad the Israeli zombie worked for you though. It's good to know you are possessed. I'm sure our interactions in the future will take into consideration these observations.

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Religion / Re: Who Is An Atheist? by HappyPagan: 8:57am On Jun 13, 2023
Maynmann:

But the report came with evidence that you can check yourself and not when you are abroad.

“The rise in the position was due to the shares of Musk’s electric vehicle giant surging to their highest level this year.”
https://www.bqprime.com/amp/business/elon-musk-reclaims-worlds-richest-person-for-first-time-in-6-months-bqc

Hope you know the opposite of atheism is theism, and a ogun worshipper is a theist just like a yahweh worshipper?
The guy na retard. Imagine comparing a man who has a Facebook account with one who lived with goats 2000 years ago... This nigga probably doesn't know his great grandparents and their history..

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Religion / Re: Who Is An Atheist? by HappyPagan: 8:56am On Jun 13, 2023
vdestro:


Just say that you were caught in your own device. It was better you stay silent rather than been caught doing the same thing which you are accusing others of doing. grin
Have fun. These issues are clearly above you.

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Religion / Re: Who Is An Atheist? by HappyPagan: 8:40am On Jun 13, 2023
vdestro:


You have never been abroad nor seen elon musk yet you believe that he is the richest man, You too are what you call Christian. grin
See why I ignore you? The only classes you take are Sunday school. That's why you don't have sense at all. Sorry, me can't help you.

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Religion / Re: Who Is An Atheist? by HappyPagan: 8:34am On Jun 13, 2023
MaxInDHouse:


Please tell me which religion God approves! smiley
Religion / Re: Who Is An Atheist? by HappyPagan: 8:14am On Jun 13, 2023
Who is a Christian?

A fool that says in his heart a Virgin Israeli gave birth to his Savior. He has never been to Bethlehem or Nazareth, but he believes in a new Jerusalem he will be a partaker of.

One who never met the criminal that was hung on a cross, but believes he is been somewhere in the sky building mansion he will come back to move him into. Free everlasting lodging.

God forbid Christianity..what a barbaric religion.

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Travel / Re: American Tourist Exposes Embarrassing Condition Of Nigeria by HappyPagan: 8:12am On Jun 13, 2023
helinues:
Sebi America na heaven on earth.

A country where one mad person can wake up in the morning and start killing people because he has right to possess guns.

Eish
Lool. Their guns have more rights than your nation affords you.

Their embassies in your nation are full of your leaders and their families begging for their visas.. lol. I'm sure you have family and people there.

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Religion / Re: Is Christianity A White Man’s Religion? by HappyPagan: 7:52am On Jun 13, 2023
vdestro:


This is true because the white bandits knew it was advantagous to them in their quest of domination, especially as it is easier, peacefuller and cheaper than war.
So these politicians had no religion? Pagans didn't have politicians? Hindus? What made these 'politicians' pick Christianity? Why was Christianity their preferred tool for subjugation and domination?

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Religion / Re: Is Christianity A White Man’s Religion? by HappyPagan: 5:35pm On Jun 12, 2023
mumuindhouse don release new apologetics. Na politicians carry Christianity come, no be Christians. Wonderful.

I hope you understand the implications. Lol.

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Religion / Re: Israel Adesanya: Nigeria's UFC Champion Questions: 'Who Made God'? by HappyPagan: 4:25am On Jun 12, 2023
OLAADEGBU:


Can you prove your own existence to nairalanders?
Even God can't prove his own existence... what's your point? Endless word salads?

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Education / Re: Literacy Rates Across Africa % by HappyPagan: 7:41pm On Jun 11, 2023
The problem is what are we reading? What are we writing?

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Politics / Re: Thread For Those Emefiele's Policy KILLED. by HappyPagan: 1:28pm On Jun 11, 2023
MasterJayJay:
You guys left Buhari, only to attack Emefiele. And you want the universe to take you serious.
Well, it seems the universe did take us serious.
Religion / Re: What It Feels Like Leaving Organized Religion? by HappyPagan: 12:17pm On Jun 11, 2023
vdestro:


Those whom we called friends/family claiming Godfearing have already shown that they are devils, is it now you who hates God? If i already run from those fake Godfearing people, is it now you that i will allow close? Sheep no dey stay where alligator dey.
Na only people wey you like wey be good people. You must think you are the center of your world, and others.

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Religion / Re: What It Feels Like Leaving Organized Religion? by HappyPagan: 12:16pm On Jun 11, 2023
MaxInDHouse:


All you guys should do is ask for a section that will be titled PHILOSOPHY after all Muslims asked for such i don't know why you guys can't ask for something similar if you don't really want to have anything to do with religion! smiley
I see. Thanks for your contribution.

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Religion / Re: What It Feels Like Leaving Organized Religion? by HappyPagan: 11:10am On Jun 11, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
If truthfully you've LEFT something i believe you shouldn't be found anywhere close to that thing but here you are always on the religion section of a forum that's full of different sections when you could actually be chatting with others on gaming, tech and food without having anything to do with religionists! undecided

You'd find most atheists this forum here. There's no section dedicated to Philosophy... This is the closest we have to it.

So you'd see us here, not just for your religion, but for all religions.. Nigerian being so Christian and Muslim, most atheists here will come from such backgrounds. What should we criticize? amadioha who rarely features in government buildings?

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Religion / Re: What It Feels Like Leaving Organized Religion? by HappyPagan: 11:07am On Jun 11, 2023
vdestro:


You were a frenemy before, but when you openly declare that you love devil, then you have to be a full fledged enemy.
Exactly. Your brain can't see the world beyond black and white. If I ain't for you, I must be against you. It's such cult-like thinking I'm ever grateful I broke out from.

Happy Sunday.

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Religion / Re: What It Feels Like Leaving Organized Religion? by HappyPagan: 11:06am On Jun 11, 2023
atheistandproud:


Should all Christians leave the tech section too? For someone talking about working brains, you really need to examine your statements mentally and logically before dropping them.
Crazy man. So cold these motherfuckers.. it's all about winning for them.. every thread is a battle to win souls...they barely care about the human.
. Very Christ like.

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Religion / What It Feels Like Leaving Organized Religion? by HappyPagan: 3:04am On Jun 11, 2023
DEEP SADNESS
You'd rather be honest than make them happy. They used to be your friends, and pals... now in their eyes, you have fallen for the enemy. Any interaction with you might be dangerous to their faith. They have doubts too, after all. But they'd rather hold on to what they fear. You kinda miss the meetings and organizations, the friendship and support that was always available.

This was the toughest for me to deal with. I had to learn to find groups of similar interests (gaming, tech, food). Me best friend is a Christian minister grin.

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Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo Also Evade 36 million naira Lagos Tax In 2019 by HappyPagan: 12:33pm On Jun 06, 2023
Image123:


If wishes were horses muskee, if wishes were horses. God put me here for you you know?
Cool.
Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo Also Evade 36 million naira Lagos Tax In 2019 by HappyPagan: 11:01am On Jun 06, 2023
Image123:


You didn't need to send your parents to give birth to you before you become responsible.
True, I wish your parents had taken that advice.
Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo Also Evade 36 million naira Lagos Tax In 2019 by HappyPagan: 10:37am On Jun 06, 2023
BirtherOfKings:

GOD that gave you life and resources to enjoy, have you paid HIM by surrending your life to HIm and repenting of those satanic sin and habit..
Nobody send am. He died for His sins.. carpenter pikin no suppose run mouth anyhow.
Religion / Re: How I Missed Today's Church Service. by HappyPagan: 11:11pm On Jun 04, 2023
Good for you. Why should you wake up on Sunday to go and meet God when he is in your house? Abi your pastor dey subside your transport?


PS: Had the best cake of my life as a first-timer in church today. As a proper demon, it's good to monitor the enemy sometimes..... But Naija churches give me headache. Those speakers be blasting inner ya head man...... Good cake though. Worth the service.. not worth me soul though.

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Politics / Re: Fuel @ N560 Per Liter, How much are you Paying on Uber and Bolt since Tinubu by HappyPagan: 10:54pm On Jun 04, 2023
Hoelujohn:

Where we normally pay 3k is now 2k but you must show them your APC membership card
Y'all gonna run this joke to the fmgroubd. We get it. Less than 10% of the country voted for this man.... Maybe you should ask the other 90% what's their purpose?
Politics / Re: Can The Strike Help Matters 4 Everyone? by HappyPagan: 10:00pm On Jun 04, 2023
FIFA 23 all the way. This country na corpse. Make dem tell Lugard say im idea no work.
Religion / Re: Sin Has Enveloped Me by HappyPagan: 8:25pm On Jun 04, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Wrong! Sin instead refers to direct disobedience of God's stipulated commandment or Teaching, similar to how the word "crime" in reference to violation the Laws of men. undecided
Unlike the law which applies to all men, your 'God's law' applies to only believers. What's sin for him might be sin for others. Some gods like veggies, Cain's God rejected his veggy offering.

I seek to make the OP a disbeliever. Do not expect I speak like thee. Or treat words like thee. Thank thee.

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Religion / Re: I Was Sent Out Of The Church Just Because I Was Wearing An Earring by HappyPagan: 8:22pm On Jun 04, 2023
Kay25:

I concern u as far as ur mama be human being..all of una don fall of short the glory of God from Eden wey devil take deceive ur first papa for earth..na why Jesus comeback to resettle am ..sure everything go be like say I no concern u but that's the reality we find ourselves for this evil earth but since Jesus come I'm don come redeem us..
Dem don wash your head well well.. see the Kain nonsense you dey talk. See the Kain story wey you believe.. say one man die for you dey come back for you... No be today dem use that Lible run Una street. Jesus don soak for Una head well well.. u no fit reason life without am.... Lol.. imagine a man with fully developed legs deciding to walk with crutches. Jesus na crutch..throw way am, use your legs, this world dey sweet when you waka in your own steps. Leave Jesus matter for Nazareth.. you no from there. Dem no send you or your egusi.
Religion / Re: Sin Has Enveloped Me by HappyPagan: 8:18pm On Jun 04, 2023
Sin is your natural self. Embrace it. Don't feel guilty about it. Nobody died in Israel for your sins. Your sins are yours. Embrace your demons. Love yourself. You are your temple.

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Religion / Re: I Was Sent Out Of The Church Just Because I Was Wearing An Earring by HappyPagan: 8:16pm On Jun 04, 2023
Kay25:

Na because u all dos things happen to am normally no not for near am try that shit but for pagan like u wey dey happy wey him won make him get eternally joy instead of hell..him die for una
Na imself im die for. No be me tell am make im talk say im be God.. im people vex, nak am wood and nail like carpenter pikin.

No be me sell the nail, no be me buy wood, how im death take concern me? Na on top im head...

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