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Politics › Re: Is Religion A Curse Or A Blessing In Nigeria by HappyPagan: 8:59pm On Dec 05, 2023
immortalcrown:
The same way Babalawo deceives your boys into killing girls for money ritual. Was Babalawo shrine introduced by the Europeans?
Have you done ritual before? Have you visited babalawo before? Or na Nollywood and media stories full your kpotokpoto head?
Education › Re: Mother Of Nine Commits Suicide In Delta by HappyPagan: 9:09pm On Nov 07, 2023
Abolodje:
Well you’re a dumbass, I would’ve suggested you be killed but your kind will just serve as a comic relief to us alive so no use either way.
Thanks Sensei. I see wisdom reflected in your post. You have blessed this thread with a heavy dose of negative IQ.
Education › Re: Mother Of Nine Commits Suicide In Delta by HappyPagan: 9:06pm On Nov 07, 2023
Edusouls:
nothing averts suicidal thoughts,only the grace of God saves people from it, no other solution, life pass all of us may her soul Rest In Peace
You are wrong. People can survive sucidsal thoughts without God. I'm proof. Na God cause my suicidal thoughts sef... killed him and saved myself.
Education › Re: Mother Of Nine Commits Suicide In Delta by HappyPagan: 9:02pm On Nov 07, 2023
Abolodje:
I know she committed suicide but she should be killed for not thinking about her kids abandoning them.
Yes, killing her will give the kids back their mother. You should be 'killed' for killing their mother..
Education › Re: Mother Of Nine Commits Suicide In Delta by HappyPagan: 9:01pm On Nov 07, 2023
Best decision. Free from this world. Children are a grift from God.
Christianity Etc › Re: Important Facts Many Nigerian Muslims And Christians Dont Know by HappyPagan: 10:47am On Oct 31, 2023
SWaccomodator:
Allakubomb is a cancer to Earth
Your ignorance is a worse cancer... foolish and loud.
Christianity Etc › Re: Important Facts Many Nigerian Muslims And Christians Dont Know by HappyPagan: 10:03am On Oct 31, 2023
SWaccomodator:
Nonsense and allakubomb
Rather than cure your ignorance, you'd rather dish for likes and shares. In this life, one should chase money or knowledge. Or likes.

@OP
Thanks for this piece. Gotten some "new facts" to include in my anti-Nigerian Christianity arguments.


Nigerian Christianity is the worst strain of Christianity ever produced worldwide.
Christianity Etc › Re: Important Facts Many Nigerian Muslims And Christians Dont Know by HappyPagan: 10:02am On Oct 31, 2023
SWaccomodator:
Nonsense and allakubomb
Rather than cure your ignorance, you'd rather dish for likes and shares. In this life, one should chase money or knowledge. Or likes.
Politics › Re: Zakir Naik And Nigerian 'Muslim Airforce' At Abuja Airport by HappyPagan:
No be this imam dem ban for India?

Make I go check.


EDIT:
Na im, Naik.

Naik is currently a wanted fugitive from the Indian authorities on charges of terror financing, hate speech, inciting communal hatred, and money laundering.
Food › Re: Where Can I Buy Delicious Caviar? by HappyPagan: 8:00pm On Oct 24, 2023
Chinjo2:
Looks like food for the gods. Are you a deity?
This old tired joke.
Politics › Re: Lagos Warns Churches, Mosques, Clubs Against Noise Pollution by HappyPagan: 12:30pm On Oct 10, 2023
chriskosherbal:
just see how you singled out only christians to criticize.. meanwhile the article made mention of not just churches but mosque, club e.t.c
You are silly. I have no mosques or clubs around me. It's churches in my area that used to be noisy. Not the clubs, not the mosques, the churches..
I'm sure you are a member of one of these noisemakers. Please control your sound equipment. No one carsles about you and your God. Just don't bother the rest of us with it. You don't hear pagans around you, do you?


chriskosherbal:
Obviously you were looking for were to vent your anger... inasmuch as I don't support noise pollution I cannot just but notice you biased comment pagan.
Then focus on the noise with this same passion. Don't be a hypocrite.

chriskosherbal:
Fighting the church is fight JESUS And you already know the outcome...he doesn't loose anywhere,anyday and anytime.
Who has time to fight dead god, god wey three nails kill.. lol. Who be Jesus? I'm here talking about noise making, you are here talking about one dead Israeli carpenter.

chriskosherbal:
Give you life to christ and ask for mercy PAGAN
So I go start to dey make noise like Una.. Christ, your dead saviour, should be begging me for life.
Christianity Etc › Re: 2 Gods Fighting In The Middle East by HappyPagan: 8:43am On Oct 10, 2023
Bliss52:
Allah named YhWy is the maker of Jesus... Mo sex involved
I think you are confused. You seem to be confusing titles with persons.

Nigerian: I have a President
Ghanaian: I also have a President
Indian: I have a Prime Minister
Telugu: I have a Chief Minister

Bliss: All na the same person.
Christianity Etc › Re: 2 Gods Fighting In The Middle East by HappyPagan: 8:38am On Oct 10, 2023
Bliss52:
cool


Yahwey is also Allah
so na Allah born Jesus?
Politics › Re: Lagos Warns Churches, Mosques, Clubs Against Noise Pollution by HappyPagan: 8:37am On Oct 10, 2023
@nlfpmod
Politics › Re: Passport Home Delivery Begins February 2024 — Interior Minister by HappyPagan: 9:54pm On Oct 09, 2023
Fearyourcreator:
You sure say you Sabi program Sha
No o. Not at all..come and teach me.
Politics › Re: Lagos Warns Churches, Mosques, Clubs Against Noise Pollution by HappyPagan: 7:17pm On Oct 09, 2023
Shinjawest:
Small prick dey shake o...
Thanks for this intellectual contribution. Go troll someone else.
Politics › Re: Passport Home Delivery Begins February 2024 — Interior Minister by HappyPagan: 7:16pm On Oct 09, 2023
Joyce95:
Tunji Ojo na talk and do. He's the best Minister.
What has he done? Is this not still talk? Dear Lord.. this country.
Politics › Re: Lagos Warns Churches, Mosques, Clubs Against Noise Pollution by HappyPagan: 7:05pm On Oct 09, 2023
Shinjawest:
Stupid pagan na only for Christians matter u get mouth go illorin go celebrate Ur festival mk dem cut that Ur small prick
How is this a Christian matter? Did the dead carpenter tell you to make noise in PH because he died for you? Did he tell you to worry your neighbors?

Did dead J not tell you to pray in your cupboard, not loudly on the streets so everybody hears you? Why you go dey talk to God dey involve me? E concern me? When last pagans disturb you with any of their activities?

Na for pagans head una wan shine. I will call Muslim for you. Fool.
Politics › Re: Lagos Warns Churches, Mosques, Clubs Against Noise Pollution by HappyPagan: 7:03pm On Oct 09, 2023
Godfullsam:
Why D thing con pain you laidis huh

Is there any church located just behind your window huh
14. And they are all quiet because I showed them hell. My area is quiet on Sundays. The most stubborn was one Winner's chapel wey come the area new. I change am for them for one of their silly morning devotions.
Politics › Re: No Planned Hike In Petrol Price At Our Retail Outlets, Says NNPC by HappyPagan: 9:28pm On Oct 06, 2023
lordm:
It will soon be increased . How can an oil producing country not have a functional refinery?
Ask our oil and gas big boys. How they go to work to produce crude, and go home to find fuel?
Christianity Etc › Re: Interaction Between A Pastor And Church Member During A Prophetic Ministration by HappyPagan: 11:14pm On Oct 03, 2023
Righthussle:
grin grin grin grin grin grin

Pulpit bandits dey hustle oo.
Its the Righthussle. Plenty wool for the shepherd. This one decided to remember she is human, not a sheep.

Some members go play along out of fear.
Christianity Etc › Re: Interaction Between A Pastor And Church Member During A Prophetic Ministration by HappyPagan: 11:12pm On Oct 03, 2023
This one dey learn work.


Kumyi wey cause grown adults to troway their TV, suffer their children no be small, today Deeper Life is deeply entrenched on social media, showing up on all our screens.

There will always be sheep to cultivate from the fellowsheep. I spare no pity for the faithfools no more.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Dead As Dunamis Church Collapses In Benue by HappyPagan: 7:25pm On Oct 03, 2023
Jesus saves grin grin
Politics › Re: Nigeria - An Analysis by HappyPagan(op): 7:01pm On Sep 09, 2023
Bump embarassed
Politics › Re: Photo: IQ Of US Voters Vs NG Voters by HappyPagan: 9:21pm On Aug 16, 2023
BoldBrainz:
Na you and your papa get low IQ.

Odeh!
Exactly how a low IQ person would respond. You are welcome.
Politics › Re: Photo: IQ Of US Voters Vs NG Voters by HappyPagan: 5:42pm On Aug 16, 2023
We all have low IQ.
Family › Re: My Mum Is Unconsolable One Month After by HappyPagan: 1:46pm On Aug 15, 2023
Image123:
She can. Job recovered, Kumuyi recovered from the death of his wife Adeboye recovered from the death of his son. It takes total trust in God and belief. It's painful but possible. Someone who truly and thoroughly believes that the lost one is sleeping and will be met at the resurrection will recover faster. The problem for the Christian in grief is usually if the loved one died as a sinner, or if the person grieving feels God disappointed him/her in some way. Death is inevitable, like Heaven and hell.
Please stfu. Thanks.
Family › Re: My Mum Is Unconsolable One Month After by HappyPagan: 11:45am On Aug 15, 2023
She won't ever recover. My parents 'died' after my siblings died in a plane crash. It's almost twenty years later, and they still aren't themselves.
Politics › Re: by HappyPagan: 1:21am On Aug 03, 2023
nothingspoil70:
Time to show who is the boss
Boss wey get expensive darkness. huh
Family › Re: Painful Emotional Tribute Of A Mother On The Death Of Her Twin Sons. by HappyPagan: 5:50pm On Jul 22, 2023
Image123:
E pain you again? In everything, we give God thanks and glory. We also know that there's eternity, don't have an heart attack.
Lmao at 'we know'. Lmfao.
Family › Re: Painful Emotional Tribute Of A Mother On The Death Of Her Twin Sons. by HappyPagan: 1:39pm On Jul 22, 2023
Glory be to God? For what ....

God dey fuckup sha. angry

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