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Foreign Affairs › Re: Several People Arrested In The UK For Protesting Against The Monarchy by HappyPagan: 10:45am On Sep 13, 2022
Righteousness2:
The Coming of JESUS Christ is upon us.[/i]
Jesus is not coming back again. Get over it. Enjoy your life... Stop wearing sackcloths and mourning who you no kill. Take your life back from Jesus, he couldn't protect his own.
Politics › Re: Lagos Is A Poor, Miserable & Dirty Place - Sowore Blasts Tinubu (Photos) by HappyPagan: 7:02am On Sep 13, 2022
'Humans live here?'
My reaction when I see pictures from Nigerian cities.
No wonder Nairaland's UI remains dull and bland. How can a people hold so much disdain for life and colour, organization and balance, decorum and honesty?

Then you think about the comments one sees regularly on frontpage and it hits you...... A mirror of the nastiness that permanently surrounds them....
Politics › Re: INEC Is Already Complaining Of Cyber Attacks... Lol by HappyPagan: 7:28am On Sep 10, 2022
BadRadio:
Mark my word the electronic transmission may be jettisoned las las before the 2023 election. And you know what that means.

INEC complained of cyber attacks in the last Ekiti and Osun election. This may be a plot to return back to the old electoral practice.


What INEC cannot do does not exist... grin
If Ignorance was a post.

Considering what's at stake and the role the INEC holds, it is totally normal for them to experience this.. Financial institutions and large companies also share similar experiences.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Uju Anya's Hateful Post On Queen Elizabeth II Death Condemned by HappyPagan: 8:50pm On Sep 08, 2022
candidtalk:
Igbos always so hateful and ungracious. There is nothing or no one they do not hate. Not a fan of the Monarchy per se but the queen was a nice, gracious, fair and selfless monarch.

Very convenient for this hateful Uju woman, typical of the average Igbo, to try and taint the queen's passing by making her the arrowhead of British imperialism.
Hope you are fine, Brother.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Uju Anya's Hateful Post On Queen Elizabeth II Death Condemned by HappyPagan: 7:59pm On Sep 08, 2022
PlayerMeji:
Na coward she be...she for don come out since dey talk all these her nonsense when the woman dey alive.
Have you gone through her history? Do you know her?

Or have you assumed who she is just by reading one tweet.. lol
Foreign Affairs › Re: Uju Anya's Hateful Post On Queen Elizabeth II Death Condemned by HappyPagan: 7:45pm On Sep 08, 2022
PlayerMeji:
Dont mind them...

They always sound woke until you near them...

She dey even dey use ENGLISH dey yan...She no get shame

Language wey her slave mistress give am!

Yeye
Isn't that her point?
Programming › Re: Do Programmers Believe In God Like Me??? by HappyPagan: 10:27pm On Sep 06, 2022
I'm a programmer and atheist. Your vocation has nothing to do with your beliefs.
Christianity Etc › Re: Did You Become An Atheist In 2018? by HappyPagan: 8:07pm On Aug 30, 2022
Image123:
Another big facepalm. i say from the time of Adam to the time Jesus the Christ came to Earth. He said He was coming since the time of Adam, He's got all of eternity.
Speak English pls, not Christianese.
Christianity Etc › Re: Did You Become An Atheist In 2018? by HappyPagan: 7:15pm On Aug 30, 2022
Image123:
i asked you a valid question, chop your L in peace muskee. We have the mind of Him in whom is all wisdom.
Oh.. I didn't know Adam came from heaven. The self-delusion that you have all wisdom... Chop your L-Shaddai till you poof.
Christianity Etc › Re: Did You Become An Atheist In 2018? by HappyPagan: 7:09pm On Aug 30, 2022
Image123:
Facepalm for you muskee. From Adam to Jesus is how long?
Yanshpalm for you Imagee. From sense to you how long?
Christianity Etc › Re: Did You Become An Atheist In 2018? by HappyPagan: 4:11pm On Aug 30, 2022
Image123:
LoLz, God has all of eternity, you're the one that doesn't have time. He spent more than 4000 years coming from Heaven to Earth.
Ah, this man.... You have spent less than a 100 years on earth..... How you take know? 4000 years from Heaven to Earth... shocked
Celebrities › Re: Kehinde AdamsDoesn't Know The Meaning Of 'Atheist' (Video) by HappyPagan: 12:32pm On Aug 30, 2022
This is funny grin


Na wetin dey make me laugh when Christians dey shout Islamization.... If you dey suffer oppression, what of us? Abi without Jesus, person no be human being? Loll.
Politics › Re: We Killed One Million People To Keep Nigeria United: President Buhari by HappyPagan: 8:19pm On Aug 09, 2022
The topic is very misleading. @Seun and @lalasticlala make una dey careful with some nonsense una dey do.
This is the original statement.
You know what I mean by this, we have killed a million of ourselves in order to keep this country together.”
Christianity Etc › Re: What Goes To Heaven For Judgment? The Soul Or The Spirit? by HappyPagan(op): 9:07am On Aug 08, 2022
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Christianity Etc › Re: If God Is Good, Why Is Nigeria So Bad? by HappyPagan(op): 9:06am On Aug 08, 2022
orunto27:
Nigeria choose to go the way of Sodom and Gomorrah. Oduduiwa Olodumare is protecting Nigeria so far.
Bump
Christianity Etc › Re: Skit Makers Now Use The Name Of Jesus For Jokes, CAN Should Act Immediately!! by HappyPagan: 10:32am On Aug 07, 2022
Pells:
Atheist, holy spirit pregnant am
No wonder they call him the Cumforter.. his coming brought Jesus who came to die a virgin.
Christianity Etc › Re: Skit Makers Now Use The Name Of Jesus For Jokes, CAN Should Act Immediately!! by HappyPagan: 10:11am On Aug 07, 2022
Jesus is a joke taken too far.. how can small Jewish girl say she slept and woke up pregnant?
Christianity Etc › Re: Back For An OBIdient Religious Defense by HappyPagan: 9:56am On Aug 04, 2022
Joshthefirst:
Hello guys! I'm back from self imposed exile, primarily to give a religious defense for the Nigerian Christian population to make a deliberate political choice in the upcoming general elections for Peter Obi and His wonderful Vice; Mr Yusuf. And so on.

I believe I've gathered some extra knowledge and maturity and weapons of sound argument. Indulge me.

It feels good to be back. grin

cc: plaetton, happypagan, jeromeblack, kingebukasblog, firestar.
Welcome back motherfucker. Missed you. Na Image123 dey keep me company these days.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Know How To Pray? by HappyPagan(op): 6:32am On Jul 27, 2022
Image123:
Foolish boy, muskee you have come with your jokes again abi? Nothing to code or programme again ni?
Great contribution
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Know How To Pray? by HappyPagan(op): 10:51pm On Jul 26, 2022
Soon, everyone had a church in their local government..then 2, then 10, then a 100 or more. Christ became a brand, a power so mysterious only a few has the blessings to control it. The Southerners had something greater than gold, silver, and oil. They gained Christ, then lost their minds.

Since it had all the answers, they didn't bother finding any questions. Surely, the Book answers all things. And for the things we don't know, we can always ask the Holy Spirit who lives in us. Christianity had evolved into a very unnatural view of the world. And the Southerners would begin to carry heavy crosses, driven on by the fear of losing salvation, of spending eternity in Hell fire.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Know How To Pray? by HappyPagan(op): 10:40pm On Jul 26, 2022
Kobojunkie:
1. What they were instead soaked, then and even now, in is the religion of men of gods, and pastors, not Jesus Christ and certainly not His blood. undecided

2. Like I said, the religion of men of gods, and certainly not Jesus Christ, nor His teachings. undecided
The thing is Christianity is so elastic it encompasses all manner of beliefs. A book with so many verses leaves itself open to multiple interpretations. You are right, and so are others. That's how faith works. Reason is unspiritual.
Christianity Etc › Do You Know How To Pray? by HappyPagan(op): 10:30pm On Jul 26, 2022
In the beginning, Luggard spoke a name, and a country was born. One side was Christ's, the other Allah's.

The South bred prayer warriors, building heavy spiritual weapons and creating Great leaders. These great leaders would combine their great powers to form CAN, a sort of cancer to everythIng Christ.

The South was completely soaked in the blood of Jesus. The children were taught to pray, to pray without ceasing, to pray without ceasing.

They mastered the art of closing your eyes and going into warfar. Revivals, conferences, spiritual workshops - Jesus Christ was all over the south, spiritually connected to Israel, from whom all blessings flow...

The children were taught to seek the blessings of Abram, that great Jewish bushman. The kids chorused in assemblies across the South - "Abraham's blessings are mine" Their idols were David, Solomon, and friends. The Bible was their history, their story, their culture. It contained all that they needed to survive life... And it was the most valuable treasure. Full of truth. Full of filth.
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Crime › Re: Bishop Lamor Whitehead Robbed At Gunpoint While Delivering Sermon On Livestream by HappyPagan: 9:52am On Jul 26, 2022
ogelekpomgam:
Lols.your insult is needed.His boys will behead you.mumu
If you have a problem with Mohammed or his people, go to the Islam section. Stop projecting your insecurities and fear on everyone else.
Crime › Re: Bishop Lamor Whitehead Robbed At Gunpoint While Delivering Sermon On Livestream by HappyPagan: 8:14am On Jul 26, 2022
Emperorx:
You are highly possessed I pray God delivers you.you sound so frustrated in life come to Jesus he will forgive you.
Don't need Jesus forgiveness. He should ask his village people for forgiveness.. see as dem flog am, hang am for cross... Trowey im body for hole... Wetin concern me?
Crime › Re: Bishop Lamor Whitehead Robbed At Gunpoint While Delivering Sermon On Livestream by HappyPagan: 8:12am On Jul 26, 2022
ogelekpomgam:
Such a foolish statement from a fool.
Say that about Mohammed,see what you will get.coward... undecided
Wetin concern me concern Mohammed? See wetin to follow Jesus don do your brain..
Crime › Re: Bishop Lamor Whitehead Robbed At Gunpoint While Delivering Sermon On Livestream by HappyPagan: 8:11am On Jul 26, 2022
kals4luv990:
AND THAT same GOD RESURRECTED ON THE 3RD DAY with Glory and Power nd still giving your god sleepless nights cheesy..wat achievement has your god cause I know we ain't serving the same god ni
Who resurrected? That idiot with holes in his hands? Your brain must have holes to believe that silly story
Crime › Re: Bishop Lamor Whitehead Robbed At Gunpoint While Delivering Sermon On Livestream by HappyPagan: 8:10am On Jul 26, 2022
vesselchino:
You shall never see light in your life
See Nigerian telling me I will never see light in my life... Do you have light?
Crime › Re: Bishop Lamor Whitehead Robbed At Gunpoint While Delivering Sermon On Livestream by HappyPagan: 6:44am On Jul 26, 2022
His god was killed by 3 nails. Gun suppose fear am. grin
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Politics › Re: Peter Obi Appeals For Tolerance From His Supporters. by HappyPagan: 2:49pm On Jul 03, 2022
blazingblender:
People go dey fight this man
But this man will never retaliate
What kind of man is hehuh
A normal person. Noth
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Sets Russian Church On Fire Because His Wife Kept Donating To It (Photos) by HappyPagan: 12:45pm On Jul 03, 2022
Jokerman:
The Antichrist spirit in many people these days..
Christ is a spirit of enslavement that needs to be completely rejected. If you can burn shrines, churches are fair game.

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