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Omoapena:
You have idea how much for unlimited plan in a month?

Unlimited without fair usage policy and throttle...

I use Tizeti. I did 800gb in January. Can download 20gb in an hour. I pay 12,500 a month

EDIT: Location is Port-Harcourt. I have connected a few of my friends to their service. Not all have a similar experience.

Cti28:
The best thing that could ever happened to a man is to be filled with Jesus Christ.

Sorry, I'm not gay. I don't have such fantasies.

Righteousness2:
With the 100 percent accuracy of the Holy Bible ( The Word of God ),

Lool. that book... that Book of lies and fiction... na why your posts for here no dey pass Bible. Na the only book wey you don read... na wetin full your head. Na so so Jesus cumm full your head.

Steep:
by Grace, which can only be recieved when you acknowledge that you are a sinner unable to save yourself and then believe on the Lord Jesus christ as the one who died for your sins and is raised again for your justification confessing him, then you will be saved.

So, just believe this story of a Jewish carpenter that suffered jungle justice... What a belief.. what a relief.

Ilamina:
Is it worth it

All the anxiety and pain on earth
Earth is not a suitable place to live

Earth's lovely. It's the humans that are nasty.


Heaven, if it exists, won't be any better with these humans. And it will be quite boring and dull too

Heaven is over rated.. just an old man, his traumatized son, and some slaves with wings. I'd rather live on earth.

Image123:
The lie, God is my Father and Jesus is my brother. Did you forget?

I don't keep a record of NLanders psychotic traumas, but I guess I'll create one.... It's the weekend after all.. I'll be sure to make yours the first entry..

Image123:
And God and your soul. Pele muskee.

Thanks Image.

Image123:
Stop lying like your daddy the devil.

Are you angry I have a Dad, or is it the lie that bothers you?

Ilamina:
your brother and sister went to bereton

We all attended Bereton.

Ilamina:
You went to montessori

Na, Bereton.

greatnationmedi:
Oga, you better repent your ways and retrace your steps, go and read your bible well, e.

I'm sorry - I don't own a Bible. But I have tissue paper sha...

erumena:
Jesus will come and He will take His saints with Him.

Good. I don't envy them.... I'm actually looking forward to him coming to carry his mumus.

erumena:
You too can be saved because He loves you.

Thanks, but I ain't gay... and necrophilia isn't really my thing.

Wizmj4real:
and you just blasphemed that CHRIST ain't coming again

It's not blasphemy. He was supposed to come back since, but he died on his way back.. rumors have it those holes in his hand kept getting bigger... never really healed.

kindy51:
Even if you are not a member of any religion, respect other religion so you won’t bring curse upon yourself

What greater curse is there than believing a jewish carpenter died for your sins? Not even computer engineer or scientist? na carpenter...
na why you dey think like wood.

Lightorder:
I could sight a madman from miles and you are one

Just like Jesus.

Unlike Jesus, I live today.

MatrixReloaded:
Nonsense and ingredients of Ajinomoto ewedu gbegiri broom soup.

Don't be dull and local. I used to be like you. Ewedu's cool.

Lost a brother and sister. This December, it will be 17 years... Don't think it will ever not hurt.

AllenforGOD:
you are blindfoldedly deluded by lucifer

It is you who is blindfolded - to believe a Jewish carpenter died for your sins reveals a disgusting level of self-rejection.

AllenforGOD:
nd u dnt get to observe puf puf puf hah u beta ask the forgiveness of ur sins,in whereas JESUS said in john"if u receive whom i send u have received me,and if u receive me u have received my FATHER<GOD>

I think Jesus suffered from long-term malaria because he made a lot of outrageous comments... Like the one you posted.

AllenforGOD:
"then why insinuating?,HE is coming back again as it was apparently stated throughout luke~dont be deceived.

He is obviously not coming back. You better get used to it and enjoy your life.

Jesus don die go. No coming back ever.

AllenforGOD:
Just sit down and use ur intellect to analyse ur illogical statement in which exclusively makes no sense,stop deluding urself u pervert dont be like the pharisees and jewish authorities<full stop>

The internet is not a Church.. Be fluent... Stop speaking Christianese.

cornelboy:
Have we been managing it well?

Oh yeah - we are both communicating.. that's man.. our culture today is leaps and bounds greater than the culture of the Bible, even the so called 'New' testament.. I'm sure you would want to live in that world... Just take care of farm, scratch balls, and sleep.

cornelboy:
What are you talking about?

Our nation has contributed very little to the development of modern science, modern engineering, or modern medicine. All we have are prayer warriors and ethnic jingoists.

So I understand why you think humans fail. We haven't even figured out how to keep a light bulb on permanently. But other humans solve problems l, you know, explore the full imaginative possibiltites of the mind within.

cornelboy:
No specific date was mentioned. So it ain't a failed prophecy.

I agree with you. It ain't a failed prophecy. It's a broken promise. Imagine... No date... So you can wait forever... It could always happen tomorrow abi?

cornelboy:
God promised the Israelites the Messiah but he came hundreds of years later.
Though God didn't mention the date he would come but they trusted him that he would send him.
Any foreigners among them that time could say that delay in sending the Messiah is a failed promised whereas the Jews understand their God.

Are you speaking on behalf of the Jews? Cos I don't see no Jews waiting for no Jesus.. in fact, Dem treat im fuckup well. Beat am, hang am for cross, forget about am.... There are more Christians on my street than there are in Israel. Una wey no kill am, na una dey wait for am reach 2000 years and counting.... Small shame sef no dey body.

cornelboy:
Na you get the earth wey you wan manage?

Abeg who dey manage am now? No be we?

cornelboy:
Humans had been failing from long time ago and they will continue to fail without the creator's intervention.

Good thing I don't share your mindset. You are Nigerian anyways.. you aren't used to success at the specie level..

cornelboy:
Tell me the evil Christianity is causing in the society and how other religions including athiesm are anything better?

You can create a different thread for this topic. I'm just here to discuss the failed promise that is the Rapture. The Greatest unending Lie... Id like to rupture this lie.

cornelboy:
Lol. What do you think would happen to the rest of you that weren't "zapped"?
You all gonna be destroyed.

But my beliefs are different from that. I'm currently studying with the JW cos o found out that they are the ones practising true Christianity.

Let say the "believers" were zapped and the rest of you remained, what difference would it make?

We figure stuff out as usual.. without y'all crazy people... Make una inherit heaven... We go manage this Earth.

Faithfulness88:
I know he will come back. He only instructed us to live a godly and peaceable life style.

You 'believe'. You don't know.... You can never know. You just believe his lie.

Mr RaptureBot... You no dey tire?

cornelboy:
What if it wasn't a lie?

His delay could mean he probably got lost. There's so much clutter in space and Earth looks so different from two thousand years ago when he died.
Secretly, I hope that it is true, that there is a Rapture... Something that zaps all y'all Bible believers away from here to your most expected place - beside the right hand of God.. I'm all for it. Nigeria will finally be peaceful.

Righteousness2:
[i]If JESUS didn't come back or there is no Heaven , I didn't lose anything.

You have wasted your time. You have given up the Earth, and gotten nothing in return. You have lost your life which you gave him. It will all be for nothing. Don't lie..

Righteousness2:
But woe unto you who rejects HIS free gift of Salvation only to see over there that you have deceived yourself.

First there is no FREE GIFT. A gift is a gift... I shouldn't be paying for it. What salvation? I no send am message to die for me.... I no beg am..

The wood Dem use kill am, no be my Papa sell am. The stone Dem throw am, the way Bethlehem Vigilante force tie am for stick, raise am show God...e no good ooo.. but no be me do am... Poor guy should have saved himself.

Righteousness2:
Woe unto you who rejects the messages you were opportuned to see and you see yourself in the lake of Fire for rejecting JESUS Christ.

I completely reject the fable that is Jesus Christ.. you suffer when you believe in such nonsense... No lake of fire... Just lake of mumu deeply immersed in the bushes of your soul.

Righteousness2:
Who will you Blame if you see yourself in Hell?

Myself. Because unlike Jesus, I take responsibility for my sins, not others..

What if Jesus died for His sins? A Carpenter's son should know better than claim to be God... so his village people borrowed some nails from his workshop, and some good wood too, and crucified the poor young man... Yahweh watching helplessly.

I and my fellow Africans were here minding our business, just like we were when NOAH came to check on us with his boat. We sheltered him from the flood that had chased him home, and he never mentioned our story when he got back... water wey wan kill am.... na we send goat and cow give am wey im use start small suay business.. but dat na story for another day.

Anyways, Jesus promised He'd be back in a quick time, but it's been like 2000 years and counting.. I think it's time we start accepting the fact that this might be Yahoo disguised as Salvation. I mean all our eyes dey look Cross, people dey thief the things we suppose chop.. but maybe no be Jesus plan be that.

There are no mansions in heaven, just as you don't see oil pipelines going to the sky..... Heaven is below your feet, the ground on which you stand. It is where you come from, and hopefully, where you'd return....

Maybe Jesus is just a big Scam, maybe? He promised you love like Yahoo, but has He really treated you well? All the prayer you have prayed to him to help your country, has he answered any one? He has used HOPE and BELIEF to cage you into thinking habits that keep you in deep fear.... steadily under pressure....

Take your mind back from Christ, he couldn't save his. He won't save yours.

How y'all doing? Health, soul, and finances? Hope all's well and good. Wish you all a good midweek

Been a while. Hope y'all good.

YOLO...

Y'all still into Jesus?

Wizmj4real:
and you just blasphemed that CHRIST ain't coming again

He is not coming back. The beat wey dem beat am last time too much. My guy still dey cry for I'm papa chest.

astricker:
Nairaland did a UI overhaul a couple of years ago, his users kicked against it and he had to revert back to this old UI.

It was more or less the same crappy UI.