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Religion / Re: Pastor Dead As Dunamis Church Collapses In Benue by HappyPagan: 7:25pm On Oct 03, 2023
Jesus saves grin grin

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Politics / Re: Nigeria - An Analysis by HappyPagan: 7:01pm On Sep 09, 2023
Bump embarassed
Politics / Re: Photo: IQ Of US Voters Vs NG Voters by HappyPagan: 9:21pm On Aug 16, 2023
BoldBrainz:


Na you and your papa get low IQ.

Odeh!
Exactly how a low IQ person would respond. You are welcome.
Politics / Re: Photo: IQ Of US Voters Vs NG Voters by HappyPagan: 5:42pm On Aug 16, 2023
We all have low IQ.
Family / Re: My Mum Is Unconsolable One Month After by HappyPagan: 1:46pm On Aug 15, 2023
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She can. Job recovered, Kumuyi recovered from the death of his wife Adeboye recovered from the death of his son. It takes total trust in God and belief. It's painful but possible. Someone who truly and thoroughly believes that the lost one is sleeping and will be met at the resurrection will recover faster. The problem for the Christian in grief is usually if the loved one died as a sinner, or if the person grieving feels God disappointed him/her in some way. Death is inevitable, like Heaven and hell.
Please stfu. Thanks.

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Family / Re: My Mum Is Unconsolable One Month After by HappyPagan: 11:45am On Aug 15, 2023
She won't ever recover. My parents 'died' after my siblings died in a plane crash. It's almost twenty years later, and they still aren't themselves.

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Politics / Re: by HappyPagan: 1:21am On Aug 03, 2023
nothingspoil70:
Time to show who is the boss
Boss wey get expensive darkness.
Family / Re: Painful Emotional Tribute Of A Mother On The Death Of Her Twin Sons. by HappyPagan: 5:50pm On Jul 22, 2023
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E pain you again? In everything, we give God thanks and glory. We also know that there's eternity, don't have an heart attack.
Lmao at 'we know'. Lmfao.
Family / Re: Painful Emotional Tribute Of A Mother On The Death Of Her Twin Sons. by HappyPagan: 1:39pm On Jul 22, 2023
Glory be to God? For what ....

God dey fuckup sha. angry
Politics / Re: Is This Really Happening To Nairaland? Who Has Noticed It by HappyPagan: 12:12pm On Jul 16, 2023
Penguin2:

Their employment contract says they will be closing work at 4pm, a minute after 4pm there are already at the gate no matter the loads of work left in the office.
Contract says 4pm.. I close 4pm. Keep your shitty extra work to yourself. Why not pay extra for extra work? Why should anyone work above what their contract says?

Bleep you and your fellow employers with this mindset.

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Religion / Re: What It Feels Like Leaving Organized Religion? by HappyPagan: 8:22pm On Jul 09, 2023
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You changed so how do you reasonably expect them to maintain the same stance? You are now a drunk, a liar, a fornicator, a robber and a wicked sinning child of the devil. Only folks like me take the risk to still be close.
God bless you.
Religion / Re: What It Feels Like Leaving Organized Religion? by HappyPagan: 7:08pm On Jul 09, 2023
@nlfpmod
Politics / Re: Check Out NNPC Floating Fuel Station On Top Of Water In Rivers (Photo) by HappyPagan: 9:22am On Jul 09, 2023
Stopped there to fill up our speedboat. My only problem was I couldn't buy gala.


These oyel thing ehnnnn

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Celebrities / Re: Charles Okocha And Portable Cause A Scene On The Street Of Lagos (video, Pic) by HappyPagan: 5:48pm On Jul 04, 2023
Na this kain Yoruba Vs Igbo fight I like

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Politics / Re: A Lot Of Nigerians Might Be Sad After Seeing Sierra Leone Election -samson Itodo by HappyPagan: 3:32pm On Jun 28, 2023
Reality3080:
u just proved your iq is low

Less than 10% voted n he got 8 million votes

Your reasoning defy logic
Okay.
Politics / Re: A Lot Of Nigerians Might Be Sad After Seeing Sierra Leone Election -samson Itodo by HappyPagan: 2:27pm On Jun 28, 2023
amazingspiderma:
How we make everything look like mysteries in this country is beyond me.
We have a large population with an extremely low IQ. There is no mystery. Less than 10% of the population voted the current president (8 million). Total votes for the SL election was around 3 million. Being organized isn't our forte.

Brazil with almost 10 times our total voters announce results in around 5-7 hours.

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Politics / Re: Profile Of Chief Of Defence Staff, Maj-Gen Christopher Gwabin Musa by HappyPagan: 9:55am On Jun 20, 2023
hafeeanubasy:


when GEJ was the president, Anyim pius Anyim was the SGF,Okonjo iweala was the coordinating minister of the economy Allyson madueke was the minister of petroleum,Emefiele was the CBN Governor, Aruma oteh was the chairman SEC,Peter OBI was the chairman SEC ,Ike Ekweremadu was the deputy senate president, Emeka ihedioha was the deputy speaker..all for 5years 2010 to 2015!
Una never take responsibility for your life but blame others

TILL TODAY,YOU STILL BLAME LAGOS AND YORUBAS FOR NON FUNCTIONING EASTERN PORTS!

I think you quoted the wrong post.
Politics / Re: Profile Of Chief Of Defence Staff, Maj-Gen Christopher Gwabin Musa by HappyPagan: 9:50pm On Jun 19, 2023
Tofax:
The North seems to have 11 appointees, the South West has 9 appointees, and South East 1, and South-South 1. That is fairness and equity?
Who number epp? Fairness and equity for who? Me? Abi the elite wey dey government. I want to understand. Please explain how adding more SEners and SSers will improve my chances of loving Nigeria?

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Approves Dissolution Of Boards Of Parastatals, Agencies by HappyPagan: 9:47pm On Jun 19, 2023
Beremx:
Willie Bassey, director of information? Dude has performed more than Lai Mohammed's wasted eight years as minister in just some days. 😎😎
As opposition spokesman, he was excellent. Then he entered Aso Rock...
Politics / Re: Profile Of Nuhu Ribadu, National Security Adviser by HappyPagan: 9:18pm On Jun 19, 2023
LegendHero:


But the guy was formerly a police officer?

Do you mean policemen have zero security background?
The ones wey get full security background, dem rub their back for ground.

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NYSC / Re: Should NYSC Not Be Scrapped? by HappyPagan: 11:12pm On Jun 16, 2023
In my dreams, the NYSC is a splendid program.. You arrive at a well-located structure, the rooms are 5-star service. Everyone and everywhere is near and organised. You feel in 3 weeks some good love from the government.. you have spent the last few years studying, you deserve some pampering.

The buildings look nationalistic, the light green colours match the trendy patterns woven in the grass infront of it... The walls are adorned with pictures of our cities, ancient to modern, past graduates and their contributions, messages that speak and showcase all Naija cultures.

..m

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Religion / Re: Who Is An Atheist? by HappyPagan: 3:12pm On Jun 16, 2023
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Your fathers preferred His blood on them than simply accepting Him. Try not to get drunk in depression, Jesus Christ gives real joy and satisfaction. He is the living water.
Stay possessed man. We don't need you doing bad and evil things.
Religion / Re: Who Is An Atheist? by HappyPagan: 1:37pm On Jun 16, 2023
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You can't answer the questions objectively. You lost your thinking cap?
I'd rather be empty-headed than harbor the thoughts your mind absorbs. You take your thinking elsewhere 😄👏 I'm gonna get me some cold stout.. it's a really hot afternoon.
Religion / Re: Who Is An Atheist? by HappyPagan: 12:33pm On Jun 16, 2023
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Let me help your ignorance, every human being is 'possessed'.
Lmao. See mumu. Please keep your delusions to yourself. Have a great weekend. 👍👍
Business / Re: CBN announces unification of FX windows, stops Naira4Dollar scheme by HappyPagan: 9:52pm On Jun 14, 2023
Slymonster:
I don't care about all this till I can use my card to pay and buy what ever I want international the way it was before. Whether Google play or apple or any international online platform.
That's what we are waiting for. They should let our cards breathe again.

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Business / Re: CBN announces unification of FX windows, stops Naira4Dollar scheme by HappyPagan: 9:46pm On Jun 14, 2023
Rhassidy360:
who tell you. Iya yellow done add 700 naira for cup.
For my side, nothing change. Na still same size. Na only transport for loud dem add 5h (if you wan do house delivery).

I dey on weed break sha. Hasn't been easy. Don't get dependent on this shit...

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Business / Re: CBN announces unification of FX windows, stops Naira4Dollar scheme by HappyPagan: 9:42pm On Jun 14, 2023
All these fuel price increase, dollar increase, igbo and loud price no change. To God be the glory.

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Politics / Re: Will Dangote Refinery Produce A Keg Of Oil? by HappyPagan: 11:46pm On Jun 13, 2023
When it's imported, it will be refined to our taste.
Religion / Re: Deeper Life Pastors Destroying My Family by HappyPagan: 11:21pm On Jun 13, 2023
From Allah to Yahweh and back to Allah. These Abrahamic gods are not for black men.

Deeper life and it's pastors are not your problem. People wey no gree watch TV in the 90s, get YouTube channel in the 2020s... Leave them and their wahala. And find your own story. Your Pops don try. BORNO to OKRIKA with two wives and eight kids no easy. What a life....

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Religion / Re: Difference Between Jesus, Peter And Yahoo Christianity. by HappyPagan: 11:12pm On Jun 13, 2023
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Religion / Re: Completing The New Testament In A Year (day164) by HappyPagan: 11:06pm On Jun 13, 2023
You no get work? Abi you be Pope? Even Jesus never read Ephesians undecided

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