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Christianity Etc › Re: Hardship: Are Nigerians Now Becoming Atheists? by HappyPagan: 11:59am On Nov 10, 2024
Jokerman:
Any one who denies Christ or becomes an Atheist, was never a Christian in this first place.
Fellow Christians, hope you have heard from this Joker.

It doesn't matter what you do, or have done..the day you deny us, that all goes away. It's only your belief that makes us treat you well.. the day you lose or doubt or question it, you will lose all our goodwill. We will cast you away, far far away.


Jokerman:
As a Christian, you should know in the last days, dangerous times will come, and it remaineth that the Christian put on the whole armour of Christ to stand in the evil day.
Yes, as a Christian, expect suffering and trials and tribulations. Pretend to be a soldier
Christianity Etc › Re: Hardship: Are Nigerians Now Becoming Atheists? by HappyPagan: 8:24am On Nov 10, 2024
Questioning Christianity doesn't make one atheist. Theism is the opposite of Atheism, not Christianity.

It also speaks to the quality of intellectual thought within the Nigerian Christian community where simply "doubting" or "questioning" can cast one as an outcast.

It adds more evidence to my conclusion that Nigerian Christianity is mostly a cult. It encourages blind followership and personality worship.

May we be free from the curse of the middl eastern religions. You are eating spiritual food that was never meant for you.. and it has poisoned you deeply.
Career › Re: If Your Salary Is Between 300k & 500k Now In Nigeria, You Are Poor. by HappyPagan: 7:38pm On Oct 27, 2024
Sharpsharp00123:
team "it's never enough"

Na your type we talk for shop that day, they asked him what he can use 6 million to set up n he said he's not enough

We know your type, nothing is never enough for people like u

So if 1 million dey struggle what about those earning 200k?
Hungry?
Career › Re: If Your Salary Is Between 300k & 500k Now In Nigeria, You Are Poor. by HappyPagan: 4:13pm On Oct 27, 2024
lecowas:
Oga this one na grammar. The fact on ground is you cannot carry any shoulder if your salary is less than 1m in current naija.
Even 1m dey struggle o..
Christianity Etc › Re: Luciferean Series I: Understanding Christianity by HappyPagan: 7:24pm On Oct 14, 2024
Bumpitu
Christianity Etc › Re: How Did You Handle That Noisy 'church' Or 'mosque'? by HappyPagan(op): 7:05pm On Oct 14, 2024
DrDunamis:
Don't worry, you'll soon become part of the do called useless somebodies and then you'll know the errors of your ways
Still useless.
Christianity Etc › Re: How Did You Handle That Noisy 'church' Or 'mosque'? by HappyPagan(op): 7:04pm On Oct 14, 2024
Ethiopia123:
In Ethiopia we have the same problem with noise coming from blasted speakers of religious establishments. Of all the establishments under consideration the Muslim ones seem to be tolerable as residents hear their noise only once a day and for a very short time. The others can start from mid night and end at mid day and then start at 4PM and end at 1PM. This goes all week, month, year long. The establishments are right in the meddle of residential areas. If you are unlucky your house can be right next-door to one of them. And if you live in small cities, you will be in the blast radius of these speakers no matter where you are with in the boundaries of the cities, so no escape. Unlike small cities big cities such as Addis Ababa (Probably just Addis Ababa), you can escape the noises by moving to a different location that is oust side the blast radius. I personally dislike the noise that comes from the speakers of Warehouses Churches. The noises are very out of rhythm and the random bombarding sounds can give a person a heart attack.

However, if these practices (Loud noises all day. all week) do serve in positive social and political circumstances that I am not aware of, may be its worth enduring them. Most people seem to just talk about their irritation in small group discussion and not in public anyhow.
Ok, this was a surprising read.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Jong Un Orders Execution Of Top Officials After Flood Kills 4,000 by HappyPagan: 10:57am On Sep 07, 2024
richeeyo:
I cant argue with s dead brain like you who knows absolutely nothing about him
Lool.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Jong Un Orders Execution Of Top Officials After Flood Kills 4,000 by HappyPagan: 9:40pm On Sep 06, 2024
greenermodels:
we're not upto ten people with highly developed critical thinking skills in Nigeria, remain blessed.
Ahhh.. harsh. grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Jong Un Orders Execution Of Top Officials After Flood Kills 4,000 by HappyPagan: 9:40pm On Sep 06, 2024
richeeyo:
Nobody fit shoot this boy for head as a national sacrifice
For holding people accountable? Lol.

edit: be like fake news.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Orders Security Chiefs To End Oil Theft, Pipeline Vandalism In Niger Delt by HappyPagan: 7:47am On Jul 17, 2024
shankara7:
The Govt should employ Technology to curb Oil theft..
We do. Technology is no magic though if the people in charge are criminals
Science/Technology › Re: Scientists Find Underground Cave On Moon by HappyPagan: 10:24pm On Jul 15, 2024
Wawelexy:
Picture or idonbilivit.... Moon landing is a hoax... There's nothing of such... Before you start calling me names, do your proper research.
Lmfao. which youtube video you watch?
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Creates Ministry To Tackle Farmers And Herders Crises by HappyPagan: 1:38pm On Jul 10, 2024
Chinkoalhaji34:
Isn't it amazing how President Tinubu always takes proactive steps to address the root cause of societal issues?
Do you know the meaning of proactive?
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Chooses ₦10M Over Adeboye’s Prayer (Video) by HappyPagan: 6:32pm On Jun 17, 2024
Adamux:
I have noticed over time how some people have been throwing insults at Adeboye because he didn't support their tribesman.

I am a Muslim from the North, you will never see any of my people curse or defame religious elders over Politics. Not even people of the opposite faith.

Funny enough, it's the same set of tribalists that prides themselves as good Christians. Is this what your holy Bible teaches you? Don't you have shame?
Me wey be atheist shame for them pass. Dem carry cult mentality dey practice their religion. Hate those who hate them, only love and support those who agree with them. What a funny set of Christians.... Even Jesus wouldn't approve
Politics › Re: Nigeria Election Vs That Of South Africa And India by HappyPagan: 7:33am On Jun 11, 2024
I screamed and screamed that BVAS was a scam. You should also check out Brazil's elections.. we are led by a bunch of fools and criminals...
Politics › Re: Court Did Not Affirm Amaewhule, 26 Others As PDP Members - Rivers Attorney-Gen by HappyPagan: 5:37pm On Jun 10, 2024
descartes400:
The Rivers-AG should post the court judgement like he hastily did when they secured their injunction against the 26, we will read through it ourselves and ascertain the veracity of his claim.

It is not about releasing cho cho cho statement without the said court judgment to backup his claim.
Funny thing be say na you dey do cho cho cho.

Have you read his statement? Abi you no loke wetin you read?
Politics › Re: The Major Tribes Are Not Organised Enough To Run Nigeria by HappyPagan: 11:57am On Jun 09, 2024
We are all smelly.
Christianity Etc › Re: When You Have To Save Your god Because It Cannot Save Itself (Photos) by HappyPagan: 9:17am On Jun 02, 2024
See people wey their god, na 3 nails kill am? huh

Person wey dem hang like thief. I'd rather worship man-made God than man-nailed god.

your own na 'g'
Their own na "G"
allah and yaweh
na dem be your Gee's
the one wey resemble you
na apology

na so dem teach you
na wetin you sabi
all their heroes na your hero
wetin dem trow way chop,
na im you like
wetin you sabi
na fasting, and prayer

if prayer na email,
god spam for don full with naija people prayer.
"god this god that"
na we carry supernatural,
to keep bulb on 24 hours pass our sabi

prayer fit move mountain
but e no fit charge phone

chai no light o,
i cover my transformer with the blood of Jesus,
fresh anointing to release volts from zion
na darkness you go dey



small headache worry you,
wey that olive oil,
drink am one, drink am two,
quote 3 John 2



Fear don full all una body,
everything na winch and satan,
everything na supernatural,
everything na super-you


all your head na Bible, adam and eve
wetin be your story, you no sabi
all their david, solomon, and moses
na wetin you carry, na wetin you sabi




The Nigerian was so properly colonized, he can only define God through the narrow lens of the Quran and the Bible - the Jewish and Arabic perspective of a Cosmic Creator.


His Gods were vanquished, deleted, destroyed. The followers died, leaving behind the nasty tales Christianity told of them. Broken, without a God, the mind searches for an internal guide, a compass to lead him through his solo sojourn on this planet Earth.

Lost and broken, he runs into the arms of Jesus. He is grateful, to be adopted, to be given permission to sit at the Master's feet.

'All that is around you, I made. Never touch the good Works of the Lord.'
And so he goes about always reverencing, never questioning, always following, never leading - the world of ideas see no lasting contribution for him.

You'd see him gather where there is garri, where things are cheap and accessible, where life's rules require little mental input. His brain is not right, for it's filled with old ideas from over two thousand years ago.

Old ideas about Egypt, Israel, the Middle East. Old ideas about culture, religion and myth. He follows the traditions of the Israelites who walked in the wilderness of Asia eons back - for he can not live without their myths.

While other nations invest in knowledge and education, he sees no need for that. He's fine, he's safe, in heaven, everyone will be equal.


And the church said, Amen.
Politics › Re: Akume: Nigeria Has Witnessed Significant Progress Under Tinubu by HappyPagan: 7:25pm On May 22, 2024
Jesus na fine man.
Crime › Re: DJ “Grootman” Leaks Gcinile Twala's Sextape by HappyPagan: 11:41am On May 21, 2024
Lionessza6:
Type like what? In various languages ? grin. That's how we have informal conversations; we are able to use various languages in one sentence grin. This is because we have many official languages and have been conditioned to try and accommodate as many people as we possible can when we are having such discussions with ourselves....you could say this is our version of pidgin grin grin

And the last part means : People change quickly ; basically your friend today might be your enemy tommorow, so practice modesty even among your acquaintances.
Thanks.
NYSC › Re: FG Set To Restructure, Reform NYSC by HappyPagan:
Na the same old Papa dem wey death no gree carry go still restructure this program.

With the kain money wey we get, corpers suppose get better camp and living facilities. But no, after years of 'suffering to be educated', dem go faded prison wear, drop you for place with no purpose for your life, government-sponsored adventure.

All dem parents wey lose their pikin for this useless program, sorry. Nigeria loves you dead.
Crime › Re: Pastor Ebenezer Oduntan Jailed In The UK For Pocketing Church Funds by HappyPagan: 8:41pm On May 13, 2024
1Sharon:
All you lots that want to japa, learn. In the West you would be held accountable. Religious sentiments and emotional blackmail doesn't work on westerners, you would still be queried and face the law.

"Daddy in the Lord" " "Touch not my anoited" ends in Nigeria.
Hey Queen grin grin
Politics › Re: Wait, So Seunmsg, Does Not Know That 0.5% Is The Same As 0.005 by HappyPagan: 11:50pm On May 07, 2024
killsmith:
Na to get new citizenship. Can't continue to share nationality with braindead monkeys.
embarassed embarassed
Christianity Etc › On Evolution by HappyPagan(op): 8:26am On Apr 26, 2024
Good evening all. Just had a heated discussion on Charles Darwin's theory of evolution by natural selection, and modern evolution theory.

Was Evolution taught in your school?

For me, my teachers would always say 'dont mind those white people. Na dem be monkyy'. I didn't even give it a single thought till I was around 23.

Learning it gave me a better appreciation of the natural world around and its beauty and uglinees and everything in between.
Education › Re: Evolution by HappyPagan(op): 8:26am On Apr 26, 2024
budaatum:
Evolution was not taught in my secondary school, though I had learnt about it in primary as both were in different countries.

Made secondary school very confusing in fact, and rather annoying too.
Thanks for the link. Might be helpful to these fellas I'm with.


Might post this thread to the religion section too.
Education › Evolution by HappyPagan(op): 10:08pm On Apr 25, 2024
Good evening all. Just had a heated discussion on Charles Darwin's theory of evolution by natural selection, and modern evolution theory.


Was Evolution taught in your school?

For me, my teachers would always say 'dont mind those white people. Na dem be monkyy'. I didn't even give it a single thought till I was around 23.

Learning it gave me a better appreciation of the natural world around and its beauty and uglinees and everything in between.
Crime › Re: Emmanuel Okocha: Police Corporal Arrested For Killing Aba Biz Man At Checkpoint by HappyPagan: 8:35am On Apr 22, 2024
jmoore:
RRS In Aba Is A Criminal Organization

SARS didn't die. The useless officers were transferred to RRS.
These people drive around with sienna, no plate number, they kidnap innocent people and release them after they pay ransom.

If you hold a big phone, they will accuse you of being a scammer.
Last year, RRS went to a drinking joint in Aba and kidnapped about 4 people. They were taken to isialangwa and were asked to pay 200,000 each to be free.

A boy narrated how he went out to purchase a sim card and a sienna blocked the keke he was in. He was taken by the RRS guys. They kept driving through many streets in Aba while trying to make him pay a ransom. After they discovered the victim was broke as they accessed his bank account balance, they let him go.
Not just Aba. Even in PH. Na so dem go dey drive with Sienna with open doors.
Politics › Re: I Love Tinubu Economy Revolution by HappyPagan: 9:58am On Apr 19, 2024
cry
Politics › Re: Warehouse Of “yoruba Nation Agitators” Busted In Ibadan, Oyo State by HappyPagan: 11:34am On Apr 16, 2024
Image123:
cheesy cheesy That's true. This one though can't succeed for many reasons. The Yorubas are in power for most likely the next 7/8 years. Most Yorubas don't see a reason to back out of the Nigerian project. Yorubas generally will not back up "criminality"(anything against the law), unlike what happened in the North and East where the elites and elders silently and secretly agree with the ideologies. In the SWest, the yoruba nation ideology is mainly supported by urchins and some few aggrieved and largely powerless people. It only gained traction during the Buhari administration because of Fulani herdsman issues and impunity.
That's cool. I wish y'all peace and progress.
Politics › Re: Warehouse Of “yoruba Nation Agitators” Busted In Ibadan, Oyo State by HappyPagan: 6:43am On Apr 16, 2024
Image123:
Not likely. It's always looked like a joke and remains like one.
I hope thats true. Nothing about this country os proactive. Pimples turn to boils them full blown cancer before we start administering treatment.
Politics › Re: Warehouse Of “yoruba Nation Agitators” Busted In Ibadan, Oyo State by HappyPagan: 9:26pm On Apr 15, 2024
Hsquaremine:
You dey craze ni?
Did your parents teach you no manners? Did you grow up under the scrotum of a pig?
Politics › Re: Warehouse Of “yoruba Nation Agitators” Busted In Ibadan, Oyo State by HappyPagan: 12:28pm On Apr 15, 2024
richiemcgold:
See this war monger. God no go gree for you.
FYI, I'm not against peaceful agitations, but any form of violent agitations is not welcomed in Yoruba land.
War monger? God?
Lol.

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