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Religion / Re: TB Joshua: It Takes Insanity To Deny This Resemblance by HappyPagan: 4:31pm On Jan 12
Justnation:
No doubt that she is his child, but let the dead man be.
Let us go after the living and promote godliness and spiritual life everywhere.
Focus your attention on stopping those alive today who are misleading people with shamanism.
When he was alive, what did you say? Now he is dead, you want us to respect his dead body?

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Politics / Re: Repairs: My Thoughts On Three Rams Sacrificed On Third Mainland Bridge by HappyPagan: 9:14am On Jan 12
I prefer those rams to Jesus. At least, the rams from here.

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Religion / Re: Some Of Pastor E.A Adeboye's Testimonies by HappyPagan: 8:08pm On Jan 01
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Religion / Re: How To Become A Super Rich Holy Businessman by HappyPagan: 8:03pm On Jan 01
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Angola Exits OPEC by HappyPagan: 3:54pm On Dec 21, 2023
nairalanda1:


No matter how you feel about things, oil unfortunaely is our main earner because you guys won't vote for parties who would diversify our economy away from oil.
Lol. You guys? Na wa. Be like you pack full bag of assumptions come this thread. Drop your load and be enLightened.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Angola Exits OPEC by HappyPagan: 3:42pm On Dec 21, 2023
nairalanda1:
Anyone hailing Angola on leaving OPEC...should know it is bad news for Nigeria.

Oil prices fell on the news. Know what that means? It means Angola is free to produce and pump as much oil as it wants without any pesky OPEC quota...which means lower oil prices long term because of the resultant glut.

This weakens our revenue stream drastically, meaning we have to take more and more loans, or the government would have to raise your taxes well well, in the short term at least.

So, don't rejoice.
How oil don help us? Make our revenue kukuma finish, so hunger go force us to dig our grounds and our brains. Since na only oil we wan use prosper... Country of over 200 million disjointed fellows.

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Politics / Re: Religious Injustice On Nairaland by HappyPagan: 6:09pm On Dec 08, 2023
AustineE1:

So for this your childish reason,muslims should be allowed to air their opinion on threads about other religions but are so special and sacred that others cannot post on islamic threads.....some people are just so insecured that they need to be pampered in Public discuss. Are we not by all means saying that Islam is delicate and volatile and must be protected.
There are Muslim forums online that aren't restricted. The reasons you call 'childish' might be valid... the world doesn't revolve around you or your feelings.

There's a history behind the restriction of Islamic threads on NL. You can go read through it if you are really interested in seeking a solution, rather than adding to the huge pile of redundant threads on this very topic.


PS: I'm not Muslim, and I do not support the ban.
Politics / Re: Religious Injustice On Nairaland by HappyPagan: 2:17pm On Dec 08, 2023
Cos y'all Southern Christians are annoying. It's your way or no one else's way. Y'all know very little about other religions. Combine that with your belief the Holy Spirit lives in you, you create some kind of arrogant ignorance that can be impossible to bear.

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Politics / Re: Is Religion A Curse Or A Blessing In Nigeria by HappyPagan: 9:08pm On Dec 05, 2023
immortalcrown:
Is it only in Nollywood that Nigerian girls get killed for rituals?
Have you done these rituals? Have you visited Babalawo?
Politics / Re: Is Religion A Curse Or A Blessing In Nigeria by HappyPagan: 8:59pm On Dec 05, 2023
immortalcrown:
The same way Babalawo deceives your boys into killing girls for money ritual. Was Babalawo shrine introduced by the Europeans?
Have you done ritual before? Have you visited babalawo before? Or na Nollywood and media stories full your kpotokpoto head?
Education / Re: Mother Of Nine Commits Suicide In Delta by HappyPagan: 9:09pm On Nov 07, 2023
Abolodje:

Well you’re a dumbass, I would’ve suggested you be killed but your kind will just serve as a comic relief to us alive so no use either way.
Thanks Sensei. I see wisdom reflected in your post. You have blessed this thread with a heavy dose of negative IQ.

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Education / Re: Mother Of Nine Commits Suicide In Delta by HappyPagan: 9:06pm On Nov 07, 2023
Edusouls:
nothing averts suicidal thoughts,only the grace of God saves people from it, no other solution, life pass all of us may her soul Rest In Peace
You are wrong. People can survive sucidsal thoughts without God. I'm proof. Na God cause my suicidal thoughts sef... killed him and saved myself.
Education / Re: Mother Of Nine Commits Suicide In Delta by HappyPagan: 9:02pm On Nov 07, 2023
Abolodje:
I know she committed suicide but she should be killed for not thinking about her kids abandoning them.
Yes, killing her will give the kids back their mother. You should be 'killed' for killing their mother..

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Education / Re: Mother Of Nine Commits Suicide In Delta by HappyPagan: 9:01pm On Nov 07, 2023
Best decision. Free from this world. Children are a grift from God.

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Religion / Re: Important Facts Many Nigerian Muslims And Christians Dont Know by HappyPagan: 10:47am On Oct 31, 2023
SWaccomodator:


Allakubomb is a cancer to Earth
Your ignorance is a worse cancer... foolish and loud.

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Religion / Re: Important Facts Many Nigerian Muslims And Christians Dont Know by HappyPagan: 10:03am On Oct 31, 2023
SWaccomodator:
Nonsense and allakubomb
Rather than cure your ignorance, you'd rather dish for likes and shares. In this life, one should chase money or knowledge. Or likes.

@OP
Thanks for this piece. Gotten some "new facts" to include in my anti-Nigerian Christianity arguments.


Nigerian Christianity is the worst strain of Christianity ever produced worldwide.
Religion / Re: Important Facts Many Nigerian Muslims And Christians Dont Know by HappyPagan: 10:02am On Oct 31, 2023
SWaccomodator:
Nonsense and allakubomb
Rather than cure your ignorance, you'd rather dish for likes and shares. In this life, one should chase money or knowledge. Or likes.

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Politics / Re: Zakir Naik And Nigerian 'Muslim Airforce' At Abuja Airport by HappyPagan: 7:46pm On Oct 30, 2023
No be this imam dem ban for India?

Make I go check.


EDIT:
Na im, Naik.

Naik is currently a wanted fugitive from the Indian authorities on charges of terror financing, hate speech, inciting communal hatred, and money laundering.

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Food / Re: Where Can I Buy Delicious Caviar? by HappyPagan: 8:00pm On Oct 24, 2023
Chinjo2:
Looks like food for the gods. Are you a deity?
This old tired joke.
Politics / Re: Lagos Warns Churches, Mosques, Clubs Against Noise Pollution by HappyPagan: 12:30pm On Oct 10, 2023
chriskosherbal:
just see how you singled out only christians to criticize.. meanwhile the article made mention of not just churches but mosque, club e.t.c
You are silly. I have no mosques or clubs around me. It's churches in my area that used to be noisy. Not the clubs, not the mosques, the churches..
I'm sure you are a member of one of these noisemakers. Please control your sound equipment. No one carsles about you and your God. Just don't bother the rest of us with it. You don't hear pagans around you, do you?


chriskosherbal:

Obviously you were looking for were to vent your anger... inasmuch as I don't support noise pollution I cannot just but notice you biased comment pagan.
Then focus on the noise with this same passion. Don't be a hypocrite.

chriskosherbal:

Fighting the church is fight JESUS And you already know the outcome...he doesn't loose anywhere,anyday and anytime.
Who has time to fight dead god, god wey three nails kill.. lol. Who be Jesus? I'm here talking about noise making, you are here talking about one dead Israeli carpenter.

chriskosherbal:

Give you life to christ and ask for mercy PAGAN
So I go start to dey make noise like Una.. Christ, your dead saviour, should be begging me for life.
Religion / Re: 2 Gods Fighting In The Middle East by HappyPagan: 8:43am On Oct 10, 2023
Bliss52:


Allah named YhWy is the maker of Jesus... Mo sex involved


I think you are confused. You seem to be confusing titles with persons.

Nigerian: I have a President
Ghanaian: I also have a President
Indian: I have a Prime Minister
Telugu: I have a Chief Minister

Bliss: All na the same person.

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Religion / Re: 2 Gods Fighting In The Middle East by HappyPagan: 8:38am On Oct 10, 2023
Bliss52:
cool


Yahwey is also Allah
so na Allah born Jesus?
Politics / Re: Lagos Warns Churches, Mosques, Clubs Against Noise Pollution by HappyPagan: 8:37am On Oct 10, 2023
@nlfpmod
Politics / Re: Passport Home Delivery Begins February 2024 — Interior Minister by HappyPagan: 9:54pm On Oct 09, 2023
Fearyourcreator:

You sure say you Sabi program Sha
No o. Not at all..come and teach me.
Politics / Re: Lagos Warns Churches, Mosques, Clubs Against Noise Pollution by HappyPagan: 7:17pm On Oct 09, 2023
Shinjawest:


Small prick dey shake o...
Thanks for this intellectual contribution. Go troll someone else.

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Politics / Re: Passport Home Delivery Begins February 2024 — Interior Minister by HappyPagan: 7:16pm On Oct 09, 2023
Joyce95:
Tunji Ojo na talk and do. He's the best Minister.

What has he done? Is this not still talk? Dear Lord.. this country.

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Politics / Re: Lagos Warns Churches, Mosques, Clubs Against Noise Pollution by HappyPagan: 7:05pm On Oct 09, 2023
Shinjawest:


Stupid pagan na only for Christians matter u get mouth go illorin go celebrate Ur festival mk dem cut that Ur small prick
How is this a Christian matter? Did the dead carpenter tell you to make noise in PH because he died for you? Did he tell you to worry your neighbors?

Did dead J not tell you to pray in your cupboard, not loudly on the streets so everybody hears you? Why you go dey talk to God dey involve me? E concern me? When last pagans disturb you with any of their activities?

Na for pagans head una wan shine. I will call Muslim for you. Fool.

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Politics / Re: Lagos Warns Churches, Mosques, Clubs Against Noise Pollution by HappyPagan: 7:03pm On Oct 09, 2023
Godfullsam:


Why D thing con pain you laidis

Is there any church located just behind your window
14. And they are all quiet because I showed them hell. My area is quiet on Sundays. The most stubborn was one Winner's chapel wey come the area new. I change am for them for one of their silly morning devotions.

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Politics / Re: No Planned Hike In Petrol Price At Our Retail Outlets, Says NNPC by HappyPagan: 9:28pm On Oct 06, 2023
lordm:
It will soon be increased . How can an oil producing country not have a functional refinery?
Ask our oil and gas big boys. How they go to work to produce crude, and go home to find fuel?

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Religion / Re: Interaction Between A Pastor And Church Member During A Prophetic Ministration by HappyPagan: 11:14pm On Oct 03, 2023
Righthussle:
grin grin grin grin grin grin

Pulpit bandits dey hustle oo.
Its the Righthussle. Plenty wool for the shepherd. This one decided to remember she is human, not a sheep.

Some members go play along out of fear.
Religion / Re: Interaction Between A Pastor And Church Member During A Prophetic Ministration by HappyPagan: 11:12pm On Oct 03, 2023
This one dey learn work.


Kumyi wey cause grown adults to troway their TV, suffer their children no be small, today Deeper Life is deeply entrenched on social media, showing up on all our screens.

There will always be sheep to cultivate from the fellowsheep. I spare no pity for the faithfools no more.

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