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Science/Technology / Re: 5 Planets to Line Up In The Sky In Rare Space Showcase ( Pics) by HappyPagan: 9:28am On Mar 27, 2023
Image123:


If seeing the moon was the best night of your life Muskee, you can imagine what people are doing for Heaven's sake. We don't need marijuana to know these things.
No one asked you to take marijuana. It was an experience I enjoyed. Do you.
Science/Technology / Re: 5 Planets to Line Up In The Sky In Rare Space Showcase ( Pics) by HappyPagan: 9:34pm On Mar 26, 2023
oteneaaron:
Times like these I wish I had my own telescope.

Imagine how astonishing it would be to see such a phenomenon with your own eyes.

I remember looking at the surface of the moon through a telescope, while high on marijuana. Best night of my life.

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Science/Technology / Re: 5 Planets to Line Up In The Sky In Rare Space Showcase ( Pics) by HappyPagan: 9:32pm On Mar 26, 2023
Righteousness2:
The signs of the coming of JESUS Christ are too loud too visible to be ignored.

In the skies, in the nations, in the oceans , they are everywhere.
You are not just living in the last days..
You are not just living in the final hours…
You are not just living in the final minutes… You are living in the final seconds…

Run into a relationship with JESUS Christ.
Jesus is coming soon!

God doesn't support your Ignorance. Jesus did not die for you to be so foolish and ignorant. Learn how to learn and absorb new information. To go heaven no mean say you go be mumu.


Jesus is coming soon...Jesus is coming soon. Give am condom na.

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Religion / Re: Christ Paid The Price. I Refunded Him. Now I Sin. by HappyPagan: 1:39pm On Mar 24, 2023
Kobojunkie:
1. Now you know it is bullsheet. Try to read the book for next time. undecided

2. Reject it all you want but the history is recorded right here on Nairaland.. undecided

3. Oh, you don't? Good then! undecided
Thank you. Have a beautiful weekend.

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Religion / Re: Christ Paid The Price. I Refunded Him. Now I Sin. by HappyPagan: 1:18pm On Mar 24, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Where do we start with this thread here where I jumped into the conversation You claimed you love Jesus Christ when according to Jesus Christ it is only those who submit to and obey Him that can do any such.. undecided
Good to know you can answer questions. So my claim to love Jesus is bullsheet. Interesting.


Kobojunkie:

Should I also pull up some of the bullsheet talk from our other conversations since you seem to desire my attention today? lipsrsealed
I have never had conversations with you. Lol. Don't think too highly of yourself. You are just an unnecessary nuisance on my threads. Though I must admit you try way too hard to force yourself into random convos (like calling my response to Image123, then completely ignoring him, lol). My response was to him, na you dey call am bullshit, why should I even acknowledge a clear troublemaker like you.

I don't need your attention. It's you who thinks you are interesting enough to get my attention, always coming on yo my threads with questions like say I owe you answer 😂. You are very boring. But I guess asking questions keeps you going.. so keep at it.

😴😴
Religion / Re: Christ Paid The Price. I Refunded Him. Now I Sin. by HappyPagan: 1:07pm On Mar 24, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Choke ke? Me? undecided

Just wondering if you were thinking to play dumb in order to sound intelligent or something. undecided
Answer the question.. what bullshit did I spill? You are only good at pretending to be intelligent by asking questions.. maybe, it's your turn to answer a few..
Religion / Re: Christ Paid The Price. I Refunded Him. Now I Sin. by HappyPagan: 11:27am On Mar 24, 2023
Kobojunkie:
undecided
Mouth don choke? Question don hang for throat?
Religion / Re: Christ Paid The Price. I Refunded Him. Now I Sin. by HappyPagan: 11:26am On Mar 24, 2023
Image123:


Don't mention me to that weird koboko.
Okay, Boss. I'm sorry grin
Religion / Re: Christ Paid The Price. I Refunded Him. Now I Sin. by HappyPagan: 6:08am On Mar 24, 2023
Kobojunkie:
1. I don't have a need to correct them since it is written in scripture that many will chose to hide their lies behind the name of Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ didn't send His followers to correct such people. I am more interested in folks like you who conclude yourselves less ignorant than them yet you spew the same ridiculous bullsheet those you love to hate on do. undecided
And the bullsheet I spilled is?
Religion / Re: Christ Paid The Price. I Refunded Him. Now I Sin. by HappyPagan: 11:44pm On Mar 23, 2023
Kobojunkie:
1. They say the way to hide pertinent information from the black mind is to hide it in a book.
Your life, most of the little that's left, is based around silly outdated cliches. Good thing I know a few white minds who do not read... And some quite brilliant black minds who have hidden beautiful thoughts in books. I guess you are a grey mind...

Kobojunkie:

If you would only open the book for yourself, you would find that it is clearly written that Jesus Christ's love exists only for those who obey Him --- His friends are those who do as He says. So, why consult others when all you need do is go to the source for yourself? undecided
You should correct your fellow Christian, Ma. I did nothing and would do nothing to attract Jesus' advances. I just kinda like real, living people, you know. Love your Jewish saviour, I don't care 😘.




Kobojunkie:

Must you bleat about in ignorance because everyone else around is doing it?, undecided
Since you're scared to do it, I call on my loyal stalker Image123 to continue this introspection on whom Jesus loves. I humbly yield the space.. go on, Ma.
Religion / Re: Christ Paid The Price. I Refunded Him. Now I Sin. by HappyPagan: 11:19pm On Mar 23, 2023
Kobojunkie:
I am sorry but it is wrong to believe Jesus Christ loves you when what He in fact said is that His love is meant for those who trust and obey Him - John 15 vs 9 - 11 & John 13 vs 1. Yeah, you don't need to love Jesus Christ if you don't want to, so set yourself free from this torture of giving attention to that which is of no real benefit to you. undecided
No need to apologize.. you don't mean it. You should consult with the other Christian and the Holy Spirit maybe.... Help solve Jesus' love conundrum.... Fill his holes with your tears while you're at it.
Religion / Re: Christ Paid The Price. I Refunded Him. Now I Sin. by HappyPagan: 11:17pm On Mar 23, 2023
Image123:


Jesus loves you very much, do you know that He got those holes just because of you?
Eh ya.
Religion / Re: Christ Paid The Price. I Refunded Him. Now I Sin. by HappyPagan: 2:23pm On Mar 21, 2023
Kobojunkie:
1. It is actually just commonsense to establish a clear definition to apply in order to avoid what is known as an ambiguity fallacy in an argument! undecided
Okay Ma.
Religion / Re: Christ Paid The Price. I Refunded Him. Now I Sin. by HappyPagan: 2:07pm On Mar 21, 2023
Image123:


My love, Jesus loves you, repent.
I love him too. Esp those holes in his hands.
Religion / Re: Christ Paid The Price. I Refunded Him. Now I Sin. by HappyPagan: 2:07pm On Mar 21, 2023
Dtruthspeaker:


Still no different dead or alive, mad devil! Your mad rants prove your tormentous living which is descending into a final horrific bloody death!

Can't wait to see you packed off to hellfire to be burnt forever!
Thanks love. 💓❤️😘
Religion / Re: Christ Paid The Price. I Refunded Him. Now I Sin. by HappyPagan: 12:30pm On Mar 21, 2023
Image123:


What is repentance?
Kobojunkie style... You no get dictionary? Simple question, you wan dance masquerade.
Religion / Re: Christ Paid The Price. I Refunded Him. Now I Sin. by HappyPagan: 12:29pm On Mar 21, 2023
jaephoenix:

Have you repented
Lmao. I ask am o. grin
Religion / Re: Christ Paid The Price. I Refunded Him. Now I Sin. by HappyPagan: 12:29pm On Mar 21, 2023
Dtruthspeaker:


And after passage of time, the stupid op dog finally died (possibly one of those suicide fools that was reigning that year) horribly and painfully after years of tornentous living.

Yours is coming!
I'm the Op, you fool.

Now, chew thy words, you worker of iniquity... lieSpeaker..😭😂😂😂😭

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Religion / Re: Christ Paid The Price. I Refunded Him. Now I Sin. by HappyPagan: 10:40pm On Mar 20, 2023
Image123:


Sexual immorality is what you think as deep and the height of pleasure, folly. Vanity. Look closely for joy unspeakable and full of glory, not 5mins happiness that still ends up giving you STI. Be sensible bro, you're actually getting old.
No be today you start to fall in love with me.
Religion / Re: Christ Paid The Price. I Refunded Him. Now I Sin. by HappyPagan: 10:39pm On Mar 20, 2023
Bumping.


I should go back to writing.. been saying this for years now grin
Politics / Re: Ndi Igbo Its Time For Mass Conversion To Islam!/igbo Man Speaks by HappyPagan: 7:21pm On Mar 16, 2023
Naira20:
Unfortunately that ,I understand, is the most repulsive religion to the IBO man.
Any IBO you see practicing Islam is there temporarily for money.

Islam is full of lies and very unattractive.
Indeed. The Abrahamic gods are full of lies and very unattractive..

The other tale says one Jewish man they killed in Israel died for my sins. Lol. God forbid Abraham... What a violent maniac.
Politics / Re: Gbadebo vivour desecrate our culture by putting his cap in obas palace - Photo by HappyPagan: 7:16pm On Mar 16, 2023
sarrki:
He’s not a Yoruba don truly

You can’t wear a cap in the presence of Oba while addressing him

The arrogance of ipob shows all over him
But we dey see am so... And the OBA obviously had no issues.. who come be you? angry angry

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Computers / Re: Smart Watch That Couldn't Be Repaired In Toronto Gets Fixed In Computer Village by HappyPagan: 5:46pm On Mar 16, 2023
kenedyx:
How much did you spend to ship it from Toronto to ikeja and back when you could've easily bought a new one. Ode!
Or maybe, find somewhere non-Apple to fix it. So make Toronto people dey send bad phones come Naija. Na good business to start... We have better iPhone engineers here than Apple. Lmfao.
Computers / Re: Smart Watch That Couldn't Be Repaired In Toronto Gets Fixed In Computer Village by HappyPagan: 5:34pm On Mar 16, 2023
inoki247:



You can say what you like but we get our things fixed without having half of the resources outside world have that's not dumbness buh smartness and been able to survive any weather....
You live in a country.. with 200 fucking million souls.. and we still haven't figured out how to turn on the 'lights'.

When the sun goes, the generators roll out, rolled out by our kids, ourselves... And dem we whyne the cable.... Its our evening ritual. Its how we see at night.

Any animal can survive in harsh conditions. Making those harsh conditions change, or solving the problems/challenged is true intelligence... Not knowig how to survive or manage.

You think say we smart? Lol. We very dumb bleeps.

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Computers / Re: Smart Watch That Couldn't Be Repaired In Toronto Gets Fixed In Computer Village by HappyPagan: 5:22pm On Mar 16, 2023
inoki247:
Seriously our engineer and mechanic are trying with mare look them dey detect device and mechanical fault.....



While the outside world will still need PC or Machine to diagnose the problem....

Lmfao. we Nigerians are so fucking dumb. And clueless.

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Politics / Re: What Did Buhari, Emefiele New Naira Notes & Cashless Policy Achieve? by HappyPagan: 7:43am On Mar 14, 2023
Suffering. Hunger. Depression. Heartbreak. Increased poverty. Wasted goods. Low sales. Plenty fight.

Emefiele should apologise to the nation. It will be useless, but it might show he has some 'human' in him.

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Politics / Re: Chinedu Gbadebo High On Drugs On TV?. Video. by HappyPagan: 8:14pm On Mar 13, 2023
Lol. Now they have a problem with drugs? grin

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Will Make You Believe There Is No God. by HappyPagan: 7:54am On Mar 13, 2023
There is no God in Nigeria. Na why church and mosque dey full - people dey find am.

Nigeria will make you believe God is into real estate - churches own so much land it's crazy.

Nigeria will make you believe police job is to escort INEC van and politicians.

Nigeria will make you believe it is the best place in earth.. that it's suffering is not unique...

Nigeria will make you addicted to hope...hope for better.. hope and more hope.

Know this and know peace. There are no demons our principalities in high places.... Only humans.
Religion / Re: Is Belief In Jesus Enough For Salvation? by HappyPagan: 8:52am On Mar 12, 2023
Dtruthspeaker:


When you get there you would see it first hand.

Good thing I wont be there

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