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Foreign Affairs / Re: Winnie Mandela Braiding Zolek, Granddaughter's Hair- Now She's Bald from Cancer by HappyPagan: 4:40pm On Apr 25, 2023
Image123:


God is Allah, are you drunk?
Yeah, Allah is Jesus' father.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Winnie Mandela Braiding Zolek, Granddaughter's Hair- Now She's Bald from Cancer by HappyPagan: 3:50pm On Apr 25, 2023
Image123:


Hopefully your stout will not hinder you from coming back to God like your other sins are.
Thanks, Christian. Who knows, I might end up with the Allah. I don't like gods that kill their sons so they can forgive their creations.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Winnie Mandela Braiding Zolek, Granddaughter's Hair- Now She's Bald from Cancer by HappyPagan: 3:49pm On Apr 25, 2023
AngelicBeing:
Really, so sukkot was Buzugeee shocked

@ sukkot, oya food don done oo grin
cheesy cheesy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Winnie Mandela Braiding Zolek, Granddaughter's Hair- Now She's Bald from Cancer by HappyPagan: 2:51pm On Apr 25, 2023
LeeSmart:

And i believe ya gonn round up the day with some chilled beer later in the evening? Or ya don't do beer sir?
My thick black stout and some kush to round up the day.
Religion / Re: God Does Not Answer Prayers, You Only Think He Does by HappyPagan: 2:39pm On Apr 25, 2023
Best Christian expositions happen on my thread. I don't know if that's a good or bad things.

Am I winning or losing souls for Christ? Nna na wa.
Religion / Re: Juju Wey Dem Throw Wey, Na Our God by HappyPagan: 2:38pm On Apr 25, 2023
grin cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: Winnie Mandela Braiding Zolek, Granddaughter's Hair- Now She's Bald from Cancer by HappyPagan: 2:37pm On Apr 25, 2023
Image123:


Belief is multidimensional. Believing for salvation is different from believing for provision, or for protection, or for a particular healing. You can be a genius in literature and not know much about physics or business. Doesn't mean you are not a genius.
New doctrine loading... From the stables of Image123.. belief get different sizes and applications.. y'all got very imaginative minds.. sad it's wasted on the goospell.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Winnie Mandela Braiding Zolek, Granddaughter's Hair- Now She's Bald from Cancer by HappyPagan: 2:35pm On Apr 25, 2023
AngelicBeing:
Dayuummmmmm, Sukkot alias Obadiah 777 of the Astral Magic Temple of the UY scuti constellation speaking live and direct from Space and waiting patiently for May 29th to inaugurate the 10Th Assembly with koboko in his hand to flog shege on criminal politicians in the 10th political dispensation of Nigeria

Signed from the Celestial Headquarters of Karma, planet Jupiter shocked
This guy is still alive sha... People dey live long o.๐Ÿ˜…

You forgot his original name... Buzugeee
Foreign Affairs / Re: Winnie Mandela Braiding Zolek, Granddaughter's Hair- Now She's Bald from Cancer by HappyPagan: 2:34pm On Apr 25, 2023
LeeSmart:

Aiit na now e clear mr pagan.
How's work sir?
We good. Set up some virtual servers today. Had a good lunch. Been a good day
Foreign Affairs / Re: Winnie Mandela Braiding Zolek, Granddaughter's Hair- Now She's Bald from Cancer by HappyPagan: 1:53pm On Apr 25, 2023
zimbolaa:

Not all Christians believe. So many are Christian because they were born so not because they actually believe. To them, Christianity is just a religion.
But Christianity is just a religion, just like others. Funny Christians... Very heartless people. So who cancer no dey kill Christians? This one pass delusion. You are just a wicked person.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Winnie Mandela Braiding Zolek, Granddaughter's Hair- Now She's Bald from Cancer by HappyPagan: 1:51pm On Apr 25, 2023
Image123:


What can Jesus heal muskee? Why don't you leave believe for those of us that believe?
Believers have rights. Unbelievers too.. no come internet dey find like mind. Its a public forum.. a few posts here doesn't 'threaten' or 'bother' you, does it? Or do you complain about everything you read online? There are Christian only forums you could join...
Foreign Affairs / Re: Winnie Mandela Braiding Zolek, Granddaughter's Hair- Now She's Bald from Cancer by HappyPagan: 12:21pm On Apr 25, 2023
LeeSmart:

E for gud make you make dis kind statement with the other religion, then u go begin know where ur right de frm ur left. Untill then salamualekum.
Your twin brother in mumu.. 2 foolish sons of Abraham that have cursed Africans to stop thinking.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Winnie Mandela Braiding Zolek, Granddaughter's Hair- Now She's Bald from Cancer by HappyPagan: 11:38am On Apr 25, 2023
tafabaloo:
If she believes, Jesus can heal her.
Una don come. Jesus no fit heal cancer.... Person wey nail kill.. mscheeew..

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Travel / Re: Aero Aircraft Develops Fault Mid-air, Struggles To Land In Abuja by HappyPagan: 11:07am On Apr 06, 2023
Image123:


Give two examples of insignificant beings that demand thanks for every and anything.
My dad.
Nigerian Politicians.
Travel / Re: Aero Aircraft Develops Fault Mid-air, Struggles To Land In Abuja by HappyPagan: 10:45am On Apr 06, 2023
Image123:


In every thing, give thanks. If you know how insignificant you really are in the scheme of things, you would immediately give thanks.
God must be really really insignificant to demand thanks for every and anything.... Poor guy.
Travel / Re: Aero Aircraft Develops Fault Mid-air, Struggles To Land In Abuja by HappyPagan: 8:31pm On Apr 05, 2023
ChrisP92:
Thank God they landed safely.
Wetin God do abeg? If d plane crash, Una go still thank this same God. Na program dem program una?

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Culture / Re: "Nigerians Are Good At Witchcraft Because They Make People Disappear" by HappyPagan: 11:03pm On Apr 03, 2023
Blame Nollywood and Mount Zion movies for the tragically low IQ and lack of imagination..

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Politics / Re: Nigerians In Saudi Snap With President-elect Bola Tinubu During Umrah (Video) by HappyPagan: 6:58am On Mar 30, 2023
GoodbutBadguy:

I am a Christian but it's unfair to disrespect other people's tribes, religions, and values. We condemn racism by the whites. The fact is we the blacks especially Nigerians hate each other more than the whites do. Jesus preaches love & respect Romans 12:10
Where's the disrespect? Allah says not to steal, doesn't he?
Politics / Re: Nigerians In Saudi Snap With President-elect Bola Tinubu During Umrah (Video) by HappyPagan: 6:57am On Mar 30, 2023
GoodbutBadguy:

Let's join hands to report this account, this is the act of tribalism and lack of respect for others religion.
Lol.
Politics / Re: How Did You Become A Nigerian by HappyPagan: 4:17pm On Mar 29, 2023
A young man called Luggard, governor-general of Uganda and Hong Kong.. and Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Lagos Residents Stranded As Bus Drivers Protest โ€˜extortionsโ€™ By MC Oluomo Team by HappyPagan: 4:00pm On Mar 29, 2023
Helpfromabove1:
Lagos state government needs to look into this, and find a way to regulate this agbero before this goes out of hand
Greatest employers of Agberos should find way to regulate them?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Hardest Part Of Your Job? by HappyPagan: 1:28pm On Mar 29, 2023
Resumption.

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Politics / Re: Thread For Those Emefiele's Policy KILLED. by HappyPagan: 8:26pm On Mar 28, 2023
Is KILLED now a banned word?
cause the death of (a person, animal, or other living thing).
Politics / Re: Wike Mocks Ayu Over Removal As PDP Chair, Says โ€˜I Told Him Heโ€™ll Goโ€™ by HappyPagan: 6:40pm On Mar 28, 2023
omonnakoda:
Wike is a man of God
He sees the future
Na only God know the kain God Nigerians dey worship.

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Food / Re: The Bushmeat My Dad Caught At My Village by HappyPagan: 6:26pm On Mar 28, 2023
idomalord:



The name no matter. Lol

Na meat!

Sweet 1 sef.


Enjoy!
Belle over brain. Chop and mumu. 'i no sabi' na good thing..
Politics / Thread For Those Emefiele's Policy KILLED. by HappyPagan: 6:04pm On Mar 28, 2023
Respect to the brave ones. For the Naira, they lost their souls. You will be remembered.

๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ
Old has become new again. And the new is nowhere to be found.. yet some few men still dey resume for office. No accountability, no conscience.... Are we ruled by humans or gods?
Politics / Re: Cost Of Census In Other Countries Vs Nigeria by HappyPagan: 4:18pm On Mar 27, 2023
TheManPregnant:


But there was unrest after it was conducted unlike in Nigeria.
Yeah, there's no unrest in Nigeria (before, during and after the elections). Lol. Y'all like to deceive yourself..

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Religion / Re: Christ Paid The Price. I Refunded Him. Now I Sin. by HappyPagan: 4:15pm On Mar 27, 2023
Dtruthspeaker:


Yes, they need Him but they have whole heartedly said they do not want Him, even insulting Him, definitely He would leave them alone as He did to His people the Nazarenes. He never returned to them or Spoke to them again as every reasonable person does.
Poor Jesus... Always needs help. Very sad guy... Even Im village people no like am... Na why dem hang am for Cross, use am show God
Politics / Re: Cost Of Census In Other Countries Vs Nigeria by HappyPagan: 4:08pm On Mar 27, 2023
Midehi3:

And the foolish people are more here grin
The foolish people are trending, leading 'rational', discussions, making Nairalands front-page.

Look at Nairaland, how archaic and basic it is. That's what our 'smart' people... Just learn small, then manage the rest.

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Politics / Re: Cost Of Census In Other Countries Vs Nigeria by HappyPagan: 4:03pm On Mar 27, 2023
Around 130 million people voted in the last Brazilian election.. na five hours dem use count result.

We are a nation of really really foolish people.

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Religion / Re: Christ Paid The Price. I Refunded Him. Now I Sin. by HappyPagan: 3:14pm On Mar 27, 2023
Tboy222:


You won't go to hell ,the Lord be with you
The Lord be with you, leave Hell for me. I no wan go heaven.
Religion / Re: Christ Paid The Price. I Refunded Him. Now I Sin. by HappyPagan: 3:09pm On Mar 27, 2023
Tboy222:


I don't know what you mean by preaching to devil's but as long as any man is in the world he is in need of Christ Jesus.
I don't need Jesus. I'm going to hell. Thank you.

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