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Politics / Re: Nigerians Seek Prosperity, Their Governors Seek Poverty - Borie Nla by HappyPagan: 8:17pm On May 13, 2023
Waste of funds. Waste of God.

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Science/Technology / Re: 4Billion-Year-Old ‘Rock’ Smashes Into Family’s Bedroom In New Jersey, Still Warm by HappyPagan: 10:53am On May 12, 2023
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Basic inaccurate science you mean.
Thank you Sir.
Science/Technology / Re: 4Billion-Year-Old ‘Rock’ Smashes Into Family’s Bedroom In New Jersey, Still Warm by HappyPagan: 10:28pm On May 11, 2023
Moniya4Real:


Of course, Everyman should be interested in knowledge but I am sorry,my skepticism is sacrosanct and unwavering. Just have a hunch 4b years is an implausible figure as far as the age of , even the universe is concerned . I think I’ll be more interested in knowing how exactly they came about the 4b year stuff. Even if it’s a conservative figure.


Ok. Seek, and you may find.
Religion / Re: How Did You Handle That Noisy 'church' Or 'mosque'? by HappyPagan: 5:24pm On May 11, 2023
Solsix:
Nice strategy. Here we report to health officials at the local government. If they refuse to remove them quietly they are summoned to court.
Well, I live in PH. I have around 15 churches around me. This 'New Guy' was the only erring one.

One morning, they were just 8 in attendance for a 5AM service (yes, I walked in and counted). All the speakers were on and outside at 5 fucking AM..

Oh well, disconnected 2 and walked out. I was so pissed that morning I actually considered arson.. 😕

What if Jesus is a lie?

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Science/Technology / Re: 4Billion-Year-Old ‘Rock’ Smashes Into Family’s Bedroom In New Jersey, Still Warm by HappyPagan: 5:15pm On May 11, 2023
Moniya4Real:

“What have I read?” - it’s immaterial cos the question is: who wrote the book I’d be reading and from where and how did they get their facts?


Those a te good questions. The problem seems you don't even know know what answer is right or wrong. And you aren't willing to know because you are 'convinced' they want to deceive you.

So I ask - what steps have you made outside science to answer those question? Do you have a lab set up? Theories? Have you written paper?

Are you interested in knowedge, or do you just want to be ever-doubting?
Science/Technology / Re: 4Billion-Year-Old ‘Rock’ Smashes Into Family’s Bedroom In New Jersey, Still Warm by HappyPagan: 4:51pm On May 11, 2023
Praktikals1000:

Asiwere ni e (mad man)
Thank you. I know already.
Science/Technology / Re: 4Billion-Year-Old ‘Rock’ Smashes Into Family’s Bedroom In New Jersey, Still Warm by HappyPagan: 4:50pm On May 11, 2023
Moniya4Real:

Ok, but still don’t believe the universe is up to 4b years old

That's good. It's a good thing to have doubts. What have you read to cure those doubts? What questions do you have?
Religion / How Did You Handle That Noisy 'church' Or 'mosque'? by HappyPagan: 3:51pm On May 11, 2023
A few years ago, one of the branches of Winners Chapels opened on my street.

It didn't take long for them to set up 4 loud speakers outside their church. My quiet mornings became filled with their cries to God to have mercy on his people.

I struggle with insomia, and I'm a light sleeper. Imagine how the quality of my days deteriorated, waking up angry and possed, the gruntings from the Head Pastor's throat banginge ear drums every morning.

I confronted them on many occasions, but nothing seemed to work. I then had the brilliant idea to make a video recording and upload to my Twitter account. I tagged their Headquarters and their main account, asked them if Jesus was wrong to ask them to pray in cupboards, quiet and away from the neighbors.

I also went to all their social media pages and made an asshole of meself..... Gotta say this year, I noticed they have moved their speakers in... I rarely know when they have services, and my street is no quiet as Bleep again... Even on Sundays.

Have you had a similar issue? How did you solve it?

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Science/Technology / Re: 4Billion-Year-Old ‘Rock’ Smashes Into Family’s Bedroom In New Jersey, Still Warm by HappyPagan: 10:42am On May 11, 2023
Moniya4Real:
Lies! 4b year old rock my foot. How do they arrive at the age of the rock… don’t believe everything this white people say.
Which white people? Carbon dating is basic science. Maybe open your mind to new knowledge?

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Science/Technology / Re: 4Billion-Year-Old ‘Rock’ Smashes Into Family’s Bedroom In New Jersey, Still Warm by HappyPagan: 10:41am On May 11, 2023
Westerhoffe:


How old is GOD? angry undecided
Too old. But not old enough.
Science/Technology / Re: 4Billion-Year-Old ‘Rock’ Smashes Into Family’s Bedroom In New Jersey, Still Warm by HappyPagan: 10:25am On May 11, 2023
RepoMan007:
Hmmm... 4 billion years. Some things probably existed long before God reformed a formless earth.
Existed before God.. probably.

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Politics / Re: Could A Christian/Christian Ticket Ever Win The Presidency? by HappyPagan: 8:25am On May 11, 2023
God forbid.
Phones / Re: Xiaomi Are In Trouble by HappyPagan: 10:26pm On May 09, 2023
Redmi Note 8 Pro was my previous phone. Quite solid, and I used it for 3 and half years.

Got the A73 in December last year, and I'm never going back to anything less.. android on a good Sammy is just something else.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Gets Engaged To His Caucasian Man (video) by HappyPagan: 7:47pm On May 09, 2023
LARRYOBRAIN:
One spotted
Takes one to know one 😘😘

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Gets Engaged To His Caucasian Man (video) by HappyPagan: 6:20pm On May 09, 2023
LARRYOBRAIN:
What is this doing here. Who posted this on nairaland.
Is nairaland supporting LGBT?
The Internet is not your church.

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Politics / Re: Kano State Govt Ask Living Faith Church To Pay Tax (photos) by HappyPagan: 10:03pm On May 08, 2023
blacknp:
About time.
This man don collect for this country sha. What a Jesus....
Properties / Re: Can You Buy A House With A Grave? by HappyPagan: 4:00pm On May 08, 2023
Exhume the body, destroy the grave.

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Fashion / Re: Igbo Hunters Jacket Laced With Juju Is Up For Sale For $4,500 In U.S - Photo by HappyPagan: 7:29pm On May 05, 2023
olisaEze:
Juju dey expire?? grin
Just like olive oil. And blood of Jesusm
Politics / Re: Ike Ekweremadu & Wife Nwanneka Sentenced To 10 Years, 6 Years Each by HappyPagan: 2:31pm On May 05, 2023
shortgun:
This is not justice but witch hunting
Don't be a witch then.

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Religion / Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by HappyPagan: 2:46am On May 01, 2023
Bumpity
Education / Re: Nigerian Universities Failed To Make Top 25 In Africa by HappyPagan: 6:35pm On Apr 30, 2023
viktagorion:
Covenant, Babcock and the likes are not there? Even with the fees?


Interesting.
School no be fine building and grass. I withdrew from CU in me second year, I joined to become engineer, dem wan turn me to pastor... best descision I ever made.

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Education / Re: Nigerian Universities Failed To Make Top 25 In Africa by HappyPagan: 6:33pm On Apr 30, 2023
Wow...

Bet we have more prayer warriors and fellowships on our campuses though... Solving spiritual problems.

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Career / Re: See Average Monthly Net Salary Of Some Countries by HappyPagan: 6:30pm On Apr 30, 2023
MatrixReloaded:
145$ for Nigeria na lie o. Do the exchange rate e don pass 30k o for civil workers.
You do understand what average means right?

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Religion / Re: Why I Gave My Life To Jesus by HappyPagan: 9:47am On Apr 30, 2023
Eh ya.. sorry.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Winnie Mandela Braiding Zolek, Granddaughter's Hair- Now She's Bald from Cancer by HappyPagan: 7:23pm On Apr 26, 2023
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The internet should be a place where you get quality knowledge and not feed yourself with what you want to hear.
Finally, someone gets my point.

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BTW, i was not referring to myself at any time, but to african culture generally since you claimed that we imported.
Oh stfu. You were. Don't try to walk back your comments, be a Man? Was it African culture to kill twins, you dumb Bleep? You were speaking about you or whatever horrible image you have of ancient Africans in your head...


Was there nothing positive about your people? Please share...
Foreign Affairs / Re: Winnie Mandela Braiding Zolek, Granddaughter's Hair- Now She's Bald from Cancer by HappyPagan: 8:38am On Apr 26, 2023
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Look in the Bible for what Christianity is.
The Internet is not your church. I hope the wicked culture that produced you is nowhere to be found today. Such a negative and vile group of people you came from. No wonder you want to be an Israelite.. sorry I don't feed my brain the mush the Bible provides. 🤗🤗 Have a good day.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Winnie Mandela Braiding Zolek, Granddaughter's Hair- Now She's Bald from Cancer by HappyPagan: 8:02am On Apr 26, 2023
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Christians usually insist that christianity is not just a religion but a way of life.
If you don't like the meaning of words, maybe you should argue with the dictionary. The Internet is not your church, Ma. We are not sheep here... We are humans.

I'm really sorry your culture had nothing positive. I can understand why you suck on Jesus' titties so desperately.. you'd rather be adopted by a foreign god.. he saved you from your very wicked people. Not all Africans were wicked people like whatever culture you came out from. Y'all killed twins? Yikes. David and Solomon would never.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Winnie Mandela Braiding Zolek, Granddaughter's Hair- Now She's Bald from Cancer by HappyPagan: 7:02am On Apr 26, 2023
zimbolaa:

My dear, Christianity is a pattern/way of life, not just a religion. Religious people live by traditions of their religion, doctrines and dogma. Christians on the other hand live by the word of God in the Bible and the voice of God through a prophet who has received the grace and power to say what God is saying in a particular situation. A Christian can fall sick but cannot be conquered by sickness.
Christianity is a religion. Culture is a pattern/way of life.

If your religion has somehow deleted your culture, if a foreign religion has infused it's practices into you such that you do not even remember your tribe or are quite confused about your identity, I can only feel sorry, very sorry, for you.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Winnie Mandela Braiding Zolek, Granddaughter's Hair- Now She's Bald from Cancer by HappyPagan: 9:21pm On Apr 25, 2023
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Lol, you said or thought it was new, so what's all the story about doubt?
You'll need to ask muslims what they believe, i don't believe the nonsense you conjured up there.
The Jews rejected Yahweh and crucified Him when they saw Him, doesn't stop Him from being God or Chukwu or Allah. It's not my fault that you and yours believe or worship His counterfeits.
Hehe. Thank you.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Winnie Mandela Braiding Zolek, Granddaughter's Hair- Now She's Bald from Cancer by HappyPagan: 7:40pm On Apr 25, 2023
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Everything seems new to you, do you also use? The word Allah has been used by Arabic people of different religions since pre-Islamic times. The pre-Islamic Arabs worshipped a supreme deity whom they called Allah, alongside other lesser deities.
God has been called Allah before Mohammed was born, many non-muslms refer to God as Allah, what are you on about again?
I'm not doubting the names or what they are called.... I'm identifying what makes both beings different in both religions.

Short grammar:
Do you worship the same God as the Muslims? Do the Muslims believe in a God who bleeped a Virgin and bore a son?


Long grammar:
A President is a title. A character or person bears that title.. so people had different names they had to refer to the Creator they believed in. For example, my granddad worshiped Chukwu. He completely rejected Christianity and its God Yahweh.
We have a President. Other foreigners around the world may refer to their number one man as President. It doesn't make the President of the US or Ukraine my president.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Winnie Mandela Braiding Zolek, Granddaughter's Hair- Now She's Bald from Cancer by HappyPagan: 7:26pm On Apr 25, 2023
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Don't you know?
This is new... Allah born Jesus. Meanwhile, Muslims don't believe God has a son. I think you are confused.

But to be confused would need reason for resolution.. with faith, all becomes clear... One becomes oblivious... A pure docile state.

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