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Politics / Re: What Is Pastor Adeboye’s ? by HappyPagan: 10:17am On Feb 23, 2023
Sheep asking questions? You want God to destroy you?


AdeBoy is just a sweet mouthed crook. His reasoning is not too different from Tinubu's.
Religion / Re: Juju Wey Dem Throw Wey, Na Our God by HappyPagan: 7:35am On Feb 23, 2023
Hehehe. Junkie sure likes needless interrogations.

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Religion / Re: Juju Wey Dem Throw Wey, Na Our God by HappyPagan: 3:56am On Feb 23, 2023
Kobojunkie:
I am guessing that would make you WrestlingPagan, right? undecided
The junkie makes the difference. Like Jesus.

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Religion / Re: Juju Wey Dem Throw Wey, Na Our God by HappyPagan: 3:24am On Feb 23, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Am I to take this to mean you are equally lost as far as which is the pain and which is the piano? undecided
WrestleJunkie
Religion / Re: Juju Wey Dem Throw Wey, Na Our God by HappyPagan: 3:12am On Feb 23, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Which is the pain and which is the piano? undecided
Always lost, always asking for directions. What attracts you to my thread? Definitely not the content... You are just addicted to word wrestling?

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Religion / Re: Juju Wey Dem Throw Wey, Na Our God by HappyPagan: 2:38am On Feb 23, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Yet you keep hyperfocusing on his issue why? No be mumu be that alone? undecided
Address the pain, not the piano.

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Religion / Juju Wey Dem Throw Wey, Na Our God by HappyPagan: 7:31pm On Feb 22, 2023
Carpenter pikin wey dem flog wood
Carry hand tie, nak am nail
Hang am, show am to God,
Na me I'm die for? Lol..

I be mumu?

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Politics / Re: What Is Happening Yo Nigerian Banks'apps? by HappyPagan: 7:53pm On Feb 21, 2023
Transfers are handled by computers. The systems can handle limited requests.

Considering an avalanche of requests since the currency debacle, it's only logical that the system will experience stress. That stress is what we will all suffer for the next month at least.
Politics / Re: Oil Theft: Presidential Panel Calls For Stiffer Penalties For Crude Oil Thieves by HappyPagan: 6:55pm On Feb 21, 2023
Dreal1247:


Why is it not working? Why 52 outlets from which the crude oil is being siphoned?
Those are questions I can not answer. We have the technology.
Politics / Re: Oil Theft: Presidential Panel Calls For Stiffer Penalties For Crude Oil Thieves by HappyPagan: 5:56pm On Feb 21, 2023
Dreal1247:
We don't need rocket science to secure our oil formations. With computerized surveillance, you don't get to the site to capture the culprits. Once an individual touches the pipeline, the signal will be sent to the control room. From there, they know the spot and send security personnels accordingly. The government is part of the thieves and that is why they won't apply this.
We actually have this technology. I was part of a team that installed it on pipelines across three states.
Celebrities / Re: Fela Kuti's Meeting With Chinua Achebe (Throwback Photo) by HappyPagan: 1:52pm On Feb 20, 2023
femisplash:
With due respect, Chinua Achebe died a tribalist, his book, there was a country, gave a one-sided account and opened up dead wounds.
Lol. Funny guy.
Politics / Re: Why Politicians Are Angry About New Cashless Policy – Ex CBN Gov, Sanusi Lamido by HappyPagan: 9:58pm On Feb 19, 2023
Obviously fake news

@Nlfpmod
Religion / Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by HappyPagan: 9:39pm On Feb 18, 2023
chiziking:
Before Making Any Decision In Life Watch This.

Apostle Joshua Selman.

Listen And Learn.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoiJ8iBiL3Q

One of the most annoying preachers in this country
.. budding actor, proper motivational speaker..
Phones / Re: Is MTN Network Down In Your Location? by HappyPagan: 6:01pm On Feb 14, 2023
PythonPros:


Noticed ours around 4pm. My condolences to those trying to make online transactions now.
First thing I thought of.. I'm anticipating a lot of suicides next month.

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Phones / Re: Is MTN Network Down In Your Location? by HappyPagan: 5:51pm On Feb 14, 2023
Yes.

Port Harcourt. Been down since 3:30pm.

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Religion / Re: "Buy Land”, Bishop Oyedepo Tells His Congregants (Video) by HappyPagan: 10:15am On Feb 12, 2023
Aguiyimba:


Bitcoin can crash
Land can quake

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Religion / Re: "Buy Land”, Bishop Oyedepo Tells His Congregants (Video) by HappyPagan: 10:13am On Feb 12, 2023
Very good advice.

With the amount of land wey church get for this country, God is obviously into real estate.. let the follower buy more... Store up thy treasures on earth... as Jesus said.

Jehovah Jai Rere

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Programming / Re: Learn Python On Whatsapp by HappyPagan: 9:44am On Feb 10, 2023
HardMirror:
as usual no sensible response. The first time you mentioned me, you should have said you dont think it is appropriate for me to suggest using AI to learn coding. It would have been fine, but you were more interested in foaming like a mad man.
Enjoy your tiny youtube channel. What a joke
Thank you. Bye. Lmao.
Programming / Re: Learn Python On Whatsapp by HappyPagan: 9:37am On Feb 10, 2023
HardMirror:
tell me how i intend to use chatgpt to swindle. Did you just learn the word swindle? You have still not explained why it is not a good suggestion.

Oga, go back to swindling people. Go find another thread to share your new found GPT knowledge. This thread is for non-AI teachers aka human. If you want to promote AI teachers, you can create a thread for that.

What you have done here is quite disrespectful, but it would be too much to expect manners from a swindler. Have a great weekend, guy.
Programming / Re: Learn Python On Whatsapp by HappyPagan: 9:15am On Feb 10, 2023
I can't deal with swindlers. And retards who act informed just got because they have found out about the new trend.

Well, swindlers gonna swindle.
Programming / Re: Learn Python On Whatsapp by HappyPagan: 9:11am On Feb 10, 2023
Lol. What a retard. cheesy
Programming / Re: Learn Python On Whatsapp by HappyPagan: 9:10am On Feb 10, 2023
HardMirror:
hahaha. Only a fool will take you serious. Did i swindle you?

Have a great weekend. And find threads where you can actually contribute something useful.
Programming / Re: Learn Python On Whatsapp by HappyPagan: 7:25am On Feb 10, 2023
HardMirror:
i spoil market for you? Lol.
Market? What market? I'm not a crook like you.

Congrats on hearing about chatgpt though. You have done well for yourself.
Programming / Re: Learn Python On Whatsapp by HappyPagan: 6:15am On Feb 10, 2023
HardMirror:
chat gpt will teach you better than anyone or course can because you can ask it any queation as you learn. Try it.
Lol. You must be silly.
Programming / Re: Learn Python On Whatsapp by HappyPagan: 2:12pm On Feb 06, 2023
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Politics / Re: Election 23: What I Saw In My Catholic Church Bulletin Today by HappyPagan: 12:56pm On Feb 05, 2023
sapele914:
Pray to mother Mary Queen of Nigeria? All this idolatry you purported Christians will be practicing in your ignoramus ignorance.

Nothing wrong with idolatry if e resemble white man or white man like am..na the one wey no resemble white man be evil juju.
Politics / Re: Election 23: What I Saw In My Catholic Church Bulletin Today by HappyPagan: 12:55pm On Feb 05, 2023
Waste of ink and paper.. all these prayers since 1800, abi God dey deaf and blind.

Christian and Muslim men have continued and will continue to rob us blind..motherfuckers see heaven in Jerusalem and Mecca not those ugly streets they bequeath to you as constituency projects.

The Abrahamic God and his followers will continue to show us pepper. Brothers separated by a foreign bandit called Abraham.. may the gods revive us and our lands. Rabishulwunwaneal.
Crime / Re: Soldier Beaten In UNIBEN For Beating Student At School ATM Stand by HappyPagan: 10:45pm On Feb 02, 2023
Bleep Dem Bullies. grin

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Politics / Re: Na Because We No Dey Beat People by HappyPagan: 9:21pm On Feb 02, 2023
SmartPolician:
The post touched me.

I think the next revolution should be Nigerians against Nigerians!

Nobody should accept this level of madness from its own people.


I do my best at my own level to be outspoken, not necessarily villolent or angry. It's frustrating but this people suffer a lot... They have lived and survived under really harsh conditions and it has broken them.

They have no culture or set of values, except that which makes money. Their music, their worst, their posts are all banal. Food and good feelings in the head, that's all they wanna hear.

To engage in critical thought here only wastes time and attracts poverty quickly...

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Pets / Re: Dog Destroys Owner's Airpod Worth ₦‎68,000 (Video) by HappyPagan: 1:20pm On Feb 01, 2023
UselessBuharist:
The dog na Igbo?
Please I’m not trolling the Igbos
The way the dog calm as she dey speak Igbo to the dog
Lmao. My dog understands 'bia'. The dog no understand Igbo o.. just knows from her tone that he has bleeped up.
Religion / Re: Christians: What If Jesus' Promise To Come Back Was A Lie? by HappyPagan: 7:45pm On Jan 31, 2023
Kobojunkie:
I see you don't want to answer my questions then. lipsrsealed
Ah, what made that obvious?
Religion / Re: Christians: What If Jesus' Promise To Come Back Was A Lie? by HappyPagan: 7:38pm On Jan 31, 2023
Kobojunkie:
1. That would have made more sense in a discussion such as this, don't you think? undecided

2. I tell you anyways since I asked you why you bother doing this. Or do you also frequent, say, a KKK/skinhead forum as well asking them silly questions such as "what if you woke up in black skin tomorrow?" undecided
You are right. I am wrong. Thanks.

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