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Education › Re: 90% Of You Can't Find The Horse In This Photo by hardbody: 6:43pm On Dec 31, 2015
dominzy:
Comment when u see the photo.

Or ask the intelligent ones for help



www.dominzyblog.com
I did not search for the horse. I saw the head and the mane immediately
Politics › Re: President Buhari Speaks on Biafra: ''What Do Igbos Want?'' by hardbody: 8:08am On Dec 31, 2015
emzila:
NO, THE TENTION IS HIGH NOW, IF HE JAIL THEM STRAIGHT AWAY PEOPLE WILL REACT EITHER OUT OF IGNORANCE OF THE LEVEL OF CRIME THEY COMMITTED OR OUT OF SYMPATHY BUT DRAGGING THEM THROUGH SOME LONG PROCESS WILL GRADUALLY INCULCATE IN THE HEART OF THEIR SYMPATHIZER OF THEIR FINAL DESTINATION BEFORE THE OFFICIAL DECLARATION. SO IS GOING TO BE LIKE WHEN DEATH VISIT A TERRIBLY SICK MAN, HIS FAMILY MEMBERS IRRESPECTIVE OF THE LOVE THEY HAVE FOR HIM, MAY HAVE AT ONE TIME OR THE OTHER THOUGHT HE MAY DIE WHILE SOME WILL EVEN SAY IS BETTER HE DIE AND AVOID D SUFFERING. BY THE TIME THEY(KANU IN PARTICULAR) WILL BE JAIL, MANY JOBLESS PEOPLE SHOUTING BIAFRA WOULD HAVE BEEN RECEIVING 5000 MONTHLY ALLOWANCE AND WOULD HAVE FORGET THE NAME, KANU.
First, you can't read the rule that says you should not post in capital letters. Then you offend the rules of NL writing in a language incomprehensible to the owners of the language. Should you not be sharing cells with Kanu and the NSA? Or better still write in your native dialect. Just an advise
Education › Re: Photo: Will You Attend This School If Admission Is Free by hardbody: 6:03pm On Dec 24, 2015
Photo shop extraordinaire....

I hail
Politics › Re: Yuletide: FG Declares Dec. 24, 25, 28 Public Holidays by hardbody: 10:37pm On Dec 23, 2015
Adesiji77:
cheesy grin

Long time bro
shocked shocked shocked I hope it is not you i quoted earlier. I am otherwise doing fine. I hope you are good too. Compliments.
Romance › Re: If ur Daughter Class Teacher Writes This On Her Answer Sheet,what Would You Do? by hardbody: 5:15am On Dec 23, 2015
EverLily:
See the teacher's 'very' and the supposed student's 'very' too. You can tell they were written by the same person. This stuff is becoming stale abeg
Even 'Assignment' was wrongly spelt. The teacher set the paper, wrote the answers and marked the script. OP weldone.
Romance › Re: If ur Daughter Class Teacher Writes This On Her Answer Sheet,what Would You Do? by hardbody: 5:15am On Dec 23, 2015
EverLily:
See the teacher's 'very' and the supposed student's 'very' too. You can tell they were written by the same person. This stuff is becoming stale abeg
Even Assignment was wrongly spelt. The teacher set the paper, wrote the answers and marked the script. OP weldone.
Politics › Re: Yuletide: FG Declares Dec. 24, 25, 28 Public Holidays by hardbody: 4:48am On Dec 23, 2015
enitiObanke:
Lazy country,....so so public holidays. Boxing day 26th is a Saturday, why declare Monday 28th a public holiday for thathuh Mumuism......
Bad belle person. Saturday is ours by right, so a public holiday that falls on that day gets shifted.

You proly don't have a job and you rest at home everyday hence any additional rest day appears annoying to you. The average Nigerian and Lagosian in particular who does the kind of traffic and stress that we go through each day will be happy to even receive additional public holidays.

Deal with it.
Politics › Re: Yuletide: FG Declares Dec. 24, 25, 28 Public Holidays by hardbody: 4:44am On Dec 23, 2015
This info is nothing new. I already calculated the hols on my own and even factored in new year's day and the weekend. They should just pay employees and provide enough fuel and electricity so that the holiday will make sense.

Meanwhile, I am leaving for villa tomorrow, fuel or no fuel, so long as aviation fuel dey and there is ladder with which to disembark from the craft.
Politics › Re: Where Is Nnamdi Kanu Now? by hardbody: 8:20pm On Dec 19, 2015
We are all happy that the government is treating the judiciary ignominously, whatever goes round comes around. He is testing the waters and at the fullness of time, he will still r.ape this nascent democracy because he was never a democrat, i hope we all grin at that point in time because he will be fvcking our collecting will as a people and it wont be a case of a northerner, a yoruba or an igbo. History will vindicate the just.
Politics › Re: Shame Of A Nation: Nigerians Used Nepa Ladder To Climb Unto Aeroplane (PIC) by hardbody: 7:45pm On Dec 19, 2015
since1914:
It seems the passengers arrived late to board their flight after the motorised stairs had been removed, and Airport workers decided to get them a ladder to get aboard the aircraft...after a few palms must have been greased of course!
closest story to what must have happened.
Romance › Re: She Send Me Ths Pics by hardbody: 1:11pm On Dec 19, 2015
Decker:
Boring!

Why aren't Nairaland trolls inventive and funny anyone? All we have now are dimmwitted folks who intentionally misspell words and create dumb threads just to sound funny.

@adaksbullet, guess what? You are not funny. There are many other dimwitts like you such as boiledcorn, keketu etc using this style of trolling that you have adopted, so you don't even have your own personal style.

There are trolls who have made a mark and who people have come to love, the likes of mrcork, onila, andyblaze and ko, but you, you don't have what it takes to be like them, you are just a complete waste of cyber space.

I'd advise you deactivate you account and invest your time into something more important, instead of investing it on a boring online personality that no one gives a fuq about.
chisozzz.....una dey fight before?

See venominous vituperative vibration. On top wetin na?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Fun And Interactive Bbm Group:kindly Drop Your Pin by hardbody: 12:15pm On Dec 19, 2015
MsAnne:
sowee bro,
dis group is not for hookups..
have read twice that the group is not for hook-up, is it like an e-church, e-mosque or what? So if people feel like hooking up after a while you stop them? Just wondering. And yes i am still reading through.
Politics › Re: Confusion: DSS Charges Nnamdi Kanu For Treasonable Felony. by hardbody: 11:31am On Dec 19, 2015
Akathriel:
Now, I think the FG is about taking my advice. This will serve as a deterrence to others.

If Nigeria must go up in flames for taking disciplinary action against criminals & terrorists, then so be it!
I hope you won't be consumed in the inferno.

Talk is indeed cheap especially when you are using a Techno phone. MOFO
Politics › Re: Iran Declare War 0n Nigeria Not Threat. by hardbody: 12:48pm On Dec 18, 2015
oyinkinola:
Since the conflict between Nigerian army and shia sect in zaria, things go sour between Nigeria and Iran, but how we go to this stage and what drag iran into the internal affairs of nigeria?
Iran president personaly called Nigeria president in protest what he called the attack on sect shia and insisted on though investigation on the matter, then the foreigh ministry of Iran follow suite by summon the Nigeria ambasadorin iran in protest to the same matter, as if Nigeria is a deaf, the military head of Iran call on military retaliation on Nigeria, all because, Nigerian killed Nigerian, but what concern Iran? it's because iran is a shia state and shia sect in Nigeria is an iran interest, which must be protectedaccording to them!
Now can Nigeria withstand the fire powe of Iran? and what can Nigeria do if the matter went beyond threat?
look at this reality:


IRAN
MANPOWER

Total Population: 80,840,713
Available Manpower: 46,247,556
Fit for Service: 39,566,497
Reaching Military Age Annually: 1,392,483
Active Frontline Personnel: 545,000
Active Reserve Personnel: 1,800,000

LAND SYSTEMS
Tank value includes Main Battle Tanks, light tanks and tank destroyers, either wheeled or tracked. AFV value includes Armored Personnel Carriers (APCs) and Infantry Fighting Vehicles (IFVs).

Tanks: 1,658
Armored Fighting Vehicles (AFVs): 1,315
Self-Propelled Guns (SPGs): 320
Towed-Artillery: 2,078
Multiple-Launch Rocket Systems (MLRSs): 1,474

AIR POWER
Includes both fixed-wing and rotary-wing aircraft from all branches of service.

Total Aircraft: 471
Fighters/Interceptors: 137
Fixed-Wing Attack Aircraft: 119
Transport Aircraft: 196
Trainer Aircraft: 78
Helicopters: 123
Attack Helicopters: 12

NAVAL POWER
Aircraft Carrier value includes dedicated "helicopter carrier" vessels. Total naval strength includes all known auxiliaries as well.

Total Naval Strength: 397
Aircraft Carriers: 0
Frigates: 6
Destroyers: 0
Corvettes: 3
Submarines: 32
Coastal Defense Craft: 111
Mine Warfare: 7

RESOURCES (PETROLEUM)
Despite the advances made in battlefield technology, oil remains the lifeblood of any fighting force as well as local economy.

Oil Production: 3,518,000 bbl/day
Oil Consumption: 1,900,000 bbl/day]
Proven Oil Reserves: 154,600,000,000 bbl/day

LOGISTICAL
War is as much a battle of logistics - moving man and machine from points all over - as it is direct combat. Labor Force reflects possible wartime industry strength.

Labor Force: 27,720,000
Merchant Marine Strength: 76]
Major Ports and Terminals: 3
Roadway Coverage: 172,927
Railway Coverage: 8,442
Serviceable Airports: 319

FINANCIAL (in USD)
Regardless of military strength in numbers, war is still driven by financing as much as any one leader or weapon.

Defense Budget: $6,300,000,000
External Debt: $15,640,000,000
Reserves of Foreign Exchange and Gold: $68,060,000,000
Purchasing Power Parity: $987,100,000,000

GEOGRAPHY (in km)
Geographical values primarily figure into a defensive-minded war (i.e. invasion).
Square Land Area: 1,648,195 km
Coastline: 2,440 km
Shared Border: 5,894 km

NIGERIA
Nigeria Military Strength - Ranked 41 of 126

MANPOWER
Going beyond military equipment totals and perceived fighting strength is the actual manpower that drives a given military. Wars of attrition favor those with more.

Total Population: 177,155,754
Available Manpower: 72,319,838
Fit for Service: 40,707,659
Reaching Military Age Annually: 3,455,147
Active Frontline Personnel: 130,000
Active Reserve Personnel: 32,000

LAND SYSTEMS
Tank value includes Main Battle Tanks, light tanks and tank destroyers, either wheeled or tracked. AFV value includes Armored Personnel Carriers (APCs) and Infantry Fighting Vehicles (IFVs).

Tanks: 148
Armored Fighting Vehicles (AFVs): 1,420
Self-Propelled Guns (SPGs): 25
Towed-Artillery: 339
Multiple-Launch Rocket Systems (MLRSs): 30

AIR POWER
Includes both fixed-wing and rotary-wing aircraft from all branches of service.

Total Aircraft: 98
Fighters/Interceptors: 10
Fixed-Wing Attack Aircraft: 10
Transport Aircraft: 42
Trainer Aircraft: 35
Helicopters: 38
Attack Helicopters: 9

NAVAL POWER
Aircraft Carrier value includes dedicated "helicopter carrier" vessels. Total naval strength includes all known auxiliaries as well.

Total Naval Strength: 75
Aircraft Carriers: 0
Frigates: 2
Destroyers: 0
Corvettes: 0
Submarines: 0
Coastal Defense Craft: 12
Mine Warfare: 3

RESOURCES (PETROLEUM)
Despite the advances made in battlefield technology, oil remains the lifeblood of any fighting force as well as local economy.

Oil Production: 2,525,000 bbl/day
Oil Consumption: 280,000 bbl/day]
Proven Oil Reserves: 37,200,000,000 bbl/day

LOGISTICAL
War is as much a battle of logistics - moving man and machine from points all over - as it is direct combat. Labor Force reflects possible wartime industry strength.

Labor Force: 51,530,000
Merchant Marine Strength: 89]
Major Ports and Terminals: 3
Roadway Coverage: 193,200
Railway Coverage: 3,505
Serviceable Airports: 54

FINANCIAL (in USD)
Regardless of military strength in numbers, war is still driven by financing as much as any one leader or weapon.

Defense Budget: $2,330,000,000
External Debt: $15,730,000,000
Reserves of Foreign Exchange and Gold: $47,700,000,000
Purchasing Power Parity: $478,500,000,000

GEOGRAPHY (in km)
Geographical values primarily figure into a defensive-minded war (i.e. invasion).
Square Land Area: 923,768 km
Coastline: 853 km
Shared Border: 4,477 km
Waterways: 8,600 km

In any situation like this whether the war is conventional or not, Nigerian have only one option, that is, we must show the mind of patriotism and determination and here by rally around our military and government, to let iran know that we are determined to defend our country at all cause, protect our country against the arrogant and the interference any country on our internal affairs! and the government to protest the arrogant attitude of iran on our internal affairs in UN!
Nigerian, wake-up and bind together to fight the external aggressor before it's too late, any aggression on nigeria would not spare chistian, muslim, biafran, shia or sunni, everybody is in danger!
Guy this is preposterous. They will need a landing base to be able to fire at Nigeria, even at that, any nation that allows them a military base will be involving other third party states. They cannot interbalstic missiles from Iran to Nigeria, they will be assaulting several other countries sovereignty. THe much they can do is to empower their brothers and followers by smuggling in weapons and trying to continually destabilize the military and if possible the economic activities of the country.

Even when they send the weapons, we will intercept them and use them to boost our armory.
Politics › Re: British House Of Common Moved Motion 808 For Biafra Referendum by hardbody: 5:36am On Dec 18, 2015
It is not happening and yes I am igbo.
Crime › Re: Ritual Killers: One -chance Operators Devise New Strategies by hardbody: 5:30am On Dec 18, 2015
ijustdey:
www.vanguardngr.com/2015/12/ritual-killers-one-chance-operators-devise-new-strategies/
So what has happened to the others in the custody of the cultists. Why not take the man as a lead to take the police to the den? Sadly I believe neither the man nor the police.
Politics › Re: Breaking rumor: El Zakzaky Has Just Died? by hardbody: 1:10am On Dec 17, 2015
LionInZion:
I doubt this rumour, remember how rumour had it that Kanu has passed on after some days in detention. It's not totally impossible though, let us see how things unfold in the next few days. But my own view in this whole saga is that road blocking in the name of marching or protest is absolutely nonsense because it could determine some people's destiny in life and death situations. Think of a pregnant woman under labour, a patient at the point of death, an applicant who wants to get to interview centre, when you block roads and deny other users, you are nothing but a fool, and when you block road against a COAS, you are not better than a terrorist.
Bros blocking a road against a COAS is sure proof that the bald headed elders are sitting around a fire and chanting your name...
Politics › Re: Iran Military Threatens Nigeria by hardbody: 1:02am On Dec 17, 2015
Let them come. We are waiting. Burutai abi burantashi is doing press up.
Romance › Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by hardbody: 10:34am On Dec 16, 2015
firstking01:
ladies are supposed to exhibit dis sense of decency wen it comes to sex related issues or matter young mansad
You belong to the stone age bro.

Simple.

Even my father accommodated his wife (my mom) being open on s3xual matters.
Car Talk › Re: See How This Abuja Taxi Driver Packaged Himself by hardbody: 10:26am On Dec 16, 2015
scarr:
So I saw this "impressive" taxi driver, who showcased himself with his taxi.

The side of d taxi (which I couldn't snap) had pics of clients he has worked for and Fashola's pic was included.

The back of d taxi is what u see in d pic below....

Packaging On point
This guy should be arrested and made to remove the pic he put at the back screen. This will effectively impede his view of the rear using the rear glass and therefore a potential danger to him in watching out for cars coming from behind. His other side pics can be left there.
Crime › Re: Police Intercepts Suspected Armed Robbers, Recovers 4 Pump Action Rifles(pic) by hardbody: 5:26pm On Dec 15, 2015
TeOwl:
New pump action or fairly used? How many shells do I get with it?
S
I do not know they sold fairly used. I also I am not aware that you need shells upon purchase. Forget I made that offer. It stands withdrawn. I won't discuss this further. Good day to you.
Politics › Re: Dokpesi, Unable To Meet N400 Million Bail Condition, Spends Night In Kuje Prison by hardbody: 5:21pm On Dec 15, 2015
teamchocolate:
The money is not the issue but who will stick out their neck to say they are civil servants with over 200 million in these EFCC days....
Dead right bro. Plus the cash is not to be deposited, it's a guarantee that should Dokpesi abscond or jumb bail, the money will be called while the properties will be seized. No one wants to be identified as having such huge assets as a civil servant hence the long arms of the law will be used to haunt and hunt him. His lawyers should appeal for bail variation of the trial court will not vary same.
Politics › Re: Dokpesi, Unable To Meet N400 Million Bail Condition, Spends Night In Kuje Prison by hardbody: 5:10pm On Dec 15, 2015
jakiedudu:
Somebody was just granted bail under stringent conditions yesterday and you expect him to meet them up in less than 24 hourshuh Give him time.
I tire ooo. It takes time to meet these conditions. Besides the nature of these allegations requires only close personal allies to stick their necks out for such. Whoever steps up to take him on bail may be politically and criminally hunted and haunted so people are being extra careful.
Crime › Re: Police Intercepts Suspected Armed Robbers, Recovers 4 Pump Action Rifles(pic) by hardbody: 9:07pm On Dec 14, 2015
TeOwl:
I wonder where somebody get a pump action like that one to protect himself in his home?
Contact me. I will arrange it for you together with the license. You won't pay beyond 400k. It could be slightly less. Genuine police source.
Politics › Re: Breaking!! No Fuel Subsidy In 2016 - Federal Government!! by hardbody: 12:05pm On Dec 13, 2015
NigLasPresident:
End of the year travelers hope you have heard... Better travel with enough cash and spend less so you are not taken by surprise again and get stranded in the village.
Don't think for us. Don't bother about us, we will always return after enough spending. 12months planning is not same as 12 hours planning.
Politics › Re: Bankole Detained In Underground Cell by hardbody: 12:14pm On Dec 12, 2015
jamace:
"Bankole detained in underground cell June 14, 2011 at 12:49 am". OP, are you just wishing it happens again or what? huh
My brother, I tire ooo. I have been struggling to understand the post and motive.

It is well.
Politics › Re: Nothing To Hide- Dasuki Arms Deal: Iweala Rope Jonathan In With Damning Document by hardbody: 11:11am On Dec 12, 2015
sweetgala:
It does not absolve GEJ it makes him complicit and even if he did not know what the end result of the funds were for(which dokpesi claim the money wa used to settle campaign debts) he facilitated the action of Dasuki and did not request proof the money was spent correctly.

It is obvious that GEJ was a puppet under the control of powerful retired military men who bullied and hustled him. These are the same people who were angry when he conceded victory early. Likes of Admiral Madueke and Dasuki, Clark etc
your deductions are not exactly supported by the allegation. Maybe i am not seeing or understanding something
Politics › Re: Nothing To Hide- Dasuki Arms Deal: Iweala Rope Jonathan In With Damning Document by hardbody: 10:43am On Dec 12, 2015
Rawani:
The root of the issue is that the funds were not appropriated, a fact which Ngozi clearly acknowledged in her letter, but yet were approved and disbursed on executive order to the CBN. The succeding revelations show that the funds were then diverted to Dokpesi and co. as part of fees for Jonathan's re-election campaign.

These were funds that were supposed to be used to protect the lives of 5,000 soldiers and 25,000 civilians lost to Boko Haram so far.
Thanks for the insight.
Nairaland General › Re: Some Interesting Facts To Know About The Year 2016 by hardbody: 10:32am On Dec 12, 2015
juddexy2:
12/12/2015 is today(Saturday) not Monday!
The guy made a mistake abeg
Politics › Re: Nothing To Hide- Dasuki Arms Deal: Iweala Rope Jonathan In With Damning Document by hardbody: 10:20am On Dec 12, 2015
dammytosh:
How much is NSA'so budget for the whole year ?

So 30 million non appropriated fund went though due process.

No hope with this kind of masses forming 5%
I am not prepared to engage with people like you who only see 5% and 95%. You could provide persuasive logic and i will buy into it. You actually started making sense but your coloration of 5% just told me you are not the type i want to engage in a discussion. Please take your bigotry elsewhere. I am done with this convo, with you.
Politics › Re: Nothing To Hide- Dasuki Arms Deal: Iweala Rope Jonathan In With Damning Document by hardbody: 10:17am On Dec 12, 2015
Hapuya:
Yeah, damning for the ex-president because only a daft or complicit person will approve such huge amount of money without caring about how it is been spent or putting a structure in place to ensure it is used for what it is claimed was meant for. Most importantly, this massive loot was ignored UNTIL NOW when the supposed dullard and "ordinary farmer" started doing simple checks.
Get me right bro. I am neither for or against any of the leaders past present or future, I am only looking at what should be proper. Having said that, is it good governance for the president to micro manage execution of contracts or implementation of projects based purely on the amount involved? What happened to delegation (of course without abdication).

If an NSA cannot work through the process of procurement and disbursement of those items based on his expertise, is the president better qualified to follow through? If he joined the implementation process and had a wool over his eyes, would he not be more complicit, lets reason together. I usually bow to stronger and higher logic.

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