₦airaland Forum

stebell: The Ijaws will never do any tin.
It was an Ijaw man (Isaac Boro) dat made it possible for Nigerian troops to invade Biafra territories.
If history will teach yu any tin, Biafrans were advancing into ur territories and yu peeps were scared n running away.

Yu hv de gut to open ur loud mouth n spew rubbish about ma peeps.



Proudly Ijaw
Proudly Rivers
Proudly Naija

Shame on you. Traitors.

henryugo: i can smell de cup coming to 9ja by God grace..

You obviously have catarrh....

'This car is on steroids'
'As a matter of fact, i own the road'
'Dont get mad, get a lawyer'
'E jo toju eru eoo'

Shekson: Hypocrites all ova here shouting hau ignorant these peeps are. Howeva, they beg and receive 'anointing' oil and water from their respective religious leaders. Like where did those oil and water spring from?
Nigerians are all the same. Religion attached with material objects.

Dummy. I never have, never will and never shall accept any water or oil not even a hand annointing from anyone. I believe in God and have a relationship with him and that is all i use and it has consistently worked for me.

That stream is Ava. We used to swim there when popsie was a civil servant on transfer to that state (Enugu). I think it is around Nike. It is just a normal stream and nothing more. The only difference is that it does not dry off during the dry season like most other streams in that state. SMH for these people. Little brained fools. I am sure they are searching for prosperity and release from the bondage of childlessness. Vermins all of them.

I admit I have not stretched the functionality of my android to the limits but honestly this piece does so much. Even in my office I don't bother anyone to scan docs for me, I just scan with my phone , upload to my mail address and forward immediately. @op thanks for the further enlightenment, I will try the ones that I don't have yet. Meanwhile everything for me is free. I don't buy anything from the app store

Danhumprey: Tell me you didn't get scared while reading the story.

you are a dummy for even thinking it

please can someone ask satan to call me? i am waiting. He appears scared because i have been searching him/her all over te place. Bunch of Retarrrds anwon oyibo peeps

Evy E: Yeah i agree with you, from second wife to 3rd wife to HIV wife. Wake up this is no longer the oldern days. Times have changed and Aids is for real

I never wanted to contribute to this immature and childish thread, considering there is really no issue to advise on. However, i am a bit taken aback by this contribution which appears to be coming off the fingers of a child in KG. What has marrying many wives share with HIV? In teh olden days that you just typed about, did they not marry many wives and how many of them dies of AIDS?

I am not in support of polygamy by its any nature, however, equating marrying numerous wives to courting HIV appears the dumbest thing i have heard since scliced bread. Pickin, go and study and leave adult discussions for mature minds

nikkyshyne: Hello house. I need your help, how do I prevent leg/toe cramps while driving?

I have been active in driving for the past 3 months and I experienced my 2nd cramp today. Thank God I was close to my house when it started. It was really bad.

So guys, what really causes it? How do one prevent it? And what can we do when it happens?

Thanks.

Cramps while driving? I have never experienced any and i have done 12 hours consistent driving severally. Your best bet will be to pull over, leave your engine running, glasses wound up and A/C on, stretch your seat backwards and stretch your legs, doodle with your toes for a while, and if in a safe environment, walk briskly away to and from the car, you will be fine. However if you are in a dangerious or believed dangerous environment, stay put in the car and stretch the legs.

Good luck

[quote author=L.M Ayedun..]The president’s spokesperson confirmed the illness.

President Goodluck Jonathan fell ill while in London on an official visit and had to seek medical attention, his spokesperson, Reuben Abati, has said.

Mr. Jonathan is in London for a meeting of Nigeria’s Honorary International Investors’ Council.

Mr. Abati said the president became indisposed and could not be present at the opening of the meeting on Thursday.

He said the President has since been examined by competent medical practitioners and “he has been advised to rest for a few days”.

Mr. Abati did not state the ailment the president was diagnosed of or the hospital he visited.

“The Presidency wishes to assure all Nigerians that President Jonathan’s condition is nothing serious and that the medical attention he has sought is only precautionary,” the spokesperson said.

http://premiumtimesng.com/news/150058-breaking-jonathan-sick-receives-treatment-london.html[/quote]Him dey shit ? He chop chicken Perri Perri?

Mods no go see this chimex ban ooo.

When i write from my heart of hearts they will ban me till the year when Jesus will come again.

#Godiswatchinguall#

BizBooks: The ban affects both new and used cars. Customs refer to them as "Fully Built Units"
or FBUs. The only way to avoid the tariff is by shipping your car in parts which is
not feasible.

It is very possible. I will start by buying tyres, then the front compartments and the booth and bumper thereafter i send for th engine, take all to Ladipo and they will couple it for me. I trust my igbo brothers. The assembled car might even be cheaper than than the current ones priced at N9m. Where there is a will, there will always be a way

I am not able to respond because english vocabulary does not recognize the word 'cheater'.

Lex11: ======
Simply put. they spread a false gospel (apparently they don't believe that The Lord Jesus Christ is GOD - see John 1:1-3, Rev 1:1-8, etc).... and they do so aggressively/dogmatically).


If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds. - 2 John 1:10-11

From my interactions, I will request you kindly answer these few simple questions or forever STFU.

Was there a time when there was no God because He was Dead

When Jesus was baptized who said this is my son and who was the voice referring to

Before his death Jesus said, father forgive them...who was he referring to

When he said he could ask his father for myriads of angels to help avoid his arrest on the night he was taken away, who was the father

There are several other instances but just furnish answers to these

Godson201333: By the way why is it that they do not like praying to God ??

You listen to a lot of hearsay. They generally object to public praying which is more of a showy display. They pray at their place of worship and they direct their prayers to God in the name of Jesus Christ. By the way, don't you know you also have a direct access to God through Jesus? Why do you request some unknown person to channel your request to your father? Are u a learner?

italo: What do you mean by gospel truth?

That Jesus came in 1914?

That heaven got filled in 1935?

That Abraham, Isaac and Jacob came to earth in 1925?

All these Jehovah's witnesses prophecies (and many many more) are what you call "gospel truth?"

i have taken time to respond to this because i needed to touch base with them (JW). They have categorically denied the 4 items u put up there as not forming part of their beliefs. Now you see how you people fabricate lies against them?

[quote author=@Reni]I remember the day my girlfriend's Father caught me, after her many sneaks!

I was taking her home, when she spotted his car behind us, Our instincts was to speed off and get to their house as soon as possible. We did get to the house on time, came to get her stuff in the trunk, rushed a kiss and She ran into the house, while I rushed to drive off from their gate.

Interestingly, the Father was standing at the Balcony, and saw everything. His car had only one occupant, the employed driver.

That ended our 2 years of sneaking in and out, and the Man invited me into his house afterwards. For strange reasons, when he was talking to me I began to sweat, and developed a running stomach. His voice was too deep!

He's now my very good friend and advises me not to jilt his daughter.[/quote]You just lied again after I have begged you never to lie over trivial matters

joeey6: I bet he beat up dat guy cos he's not gon' get any money 4rm d deal,Ibo men and Money....oluwa is invovld

Your little brain is only seeing the ibo element. In his home country he will not only slap u he will embarrass you comprehensively. Whoever is in a position to deal with anwon oyibos should do so. How many times do they use their siren to send other road users out of the way just because they want to quickly get to the airport. How many of us exercise that prerogative in their home town? Rubbish

There is a guy in my office that is taller than this guy in the pic.

That guy is so tall that i have concluded that he is abnormal. THere is no door that he wont bend over to pass.

At this heigth, i do not think that being tall makes a world of sense, i swear

[quote author=L.M Ayedun..]The FRSC advised motorists to take alternate route.

Six trucks were on fire at Kilometre 33 of the Benin-Ore Expressway on Monday afternoon, the Federal Road Safety Corps, FRSC, said.

The corps urged caution among motorists and advised travellers from Lagos to go through Ogbemudia farms.

Details later…


http://premiumtimesng.com/news/149835-travel-alert-six-trucks-fire-benin-ore-expressway-frsc-warns.html?[/quote]God has everly remained faithful. I had to hit villa last week based on an emergency call, I flew on Friday planning to return by road on Monday. With several disagreements I met on ground, I got angry and left on Sunday. Of course I came back by road and can just imagine if I had stayed till Monday. The same thing played out some time ago when I left a day later only to hear that a bus driver crushed someone at oniparaga and there was massive riot, robbery and looting of passengers. Of course traffic was another issue. God, my supplication is that you graciously continue to guide, guard and protect me and the rest of is either in the air, water or road till yuletide and forever more. Amen

Roughbook: onazi is the man abeg, he showed the italians pepper but abeg oga coach we need Yobo in our defence line

Did you say Yobo? OK. Good night. I have read enough.

donigspain: I'll give them a C (average). To be candid, the super eagles were just lucky to have conceded only two goals and miraculously scored two. We were literaly out-played in every section of the pitch, ermm, okay maybe not in goal keeping.
Seriously, whoever played that Right Wing Back i.e. postion two (jersey no 15) should never be called to the super eagles again. He caused our 5 and 6 to over-labour. His overlap is the poorest I have seen in the history of football and his recovery is pitiable.
One sentence to summarize our outing tonight - We were just lucky.

Bros no vex which of the games were you watching? The same that ended about an hour ago? Were you watching from the back of your telly? Truth be told Italy is in a class of its own compared to Nigeria but the just concluded game could have gone either way. Notice how they came with a sub team and then realized embarrassment was on its way and they quicklymade several substitutes to arrest the impending disgrace. Proudly 9ja..

Omooba77: It is not all about negativity; there are companies that are treating there staff very well................................

My company pays on the 25th every month. Where the 25th falls on a weekend or pub hols they pay on the day earlier say 24th. Your official car becomes yours after 4 years and another is bought for u. When u become a senior manager you are sent to LBS and off shore training, too many benefits hence we don't or hardly leave the company. Our name.....I won't give it out. Sorry.

Mr Aboki: No such Law exists in Nigeria..


What those Soldiers did was illegal.. The OP should have stood his grounds & demanded a formal proceeding.


No Sir, I will not strip.. Arrest me if you please


Search for a Police officer around and demand that you be arrested for wearing a camouflaged shorts and have them charge you to court..

We know that your people always love committing suicide either alone or killing people en masse using bombs etc.
But why would you indoctrinate this small boy to try and kill himself? His dead body may never be found.

Oya pikin, go and remove any other camo in your house and stay far away from it, it can endanger your life permanently

yousee: That lawyer go quote the whole Nigerian Constitution while doing frog jump

You dey mad, na lawyer wear am?

We will sue the whole of teh armed forces (army, police, navy, oga at the top, ) everybody go begin come court come answer question. You wan try us

wheesin: Wat about celebrities dat put on camouflage aren't they civilians anymore... Just because I was not a celebrity

Did you say you were not a celebrity? You are not one, you never was and probably never will be, except you succeed in large scale armed robbery.

In the meantime, it is in your best interest to avoid trouble. They were lenient if all they did was take the stuff off you, next time, you may not be that lucky. I hope you understand what i mean. To get a full meaning of 'police is your friend', let a military man slap you with vex, you will clearly understand the difference between thunder and lightning. You have been warned.

Tzulu: AND THE WINNER IS >


OMATEK COMPUTERS
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Please tell me more.

Those guys have been on my neck for like forever (headhunted me) but i kept feeling my spirit not going with them, please is there anything i need to know? They even called me again last friday and requested that i give them a firm response to their mouth watering offer but i need to know a bit about sustainability and regularity of income.

You may inbox me, please.

zeeayinita: Revive Tech Ltd... medical rd ikeja

You are really vexing ooo

weazley: A Boeing 737 has crashed while attempting to land at Kazan airport in western Russia, killing all 50 people on board.The plane took off from Moscow and crashed at 7.25pm local time, according to Russia's Emergencies Ministry.The aircraft was making a second attempt to land when it exploded upon striking the runway.Some 44 passengers and six crew members were on board the plane at the time. The flight was operated by the regional Tatarstan airline, according to a ministry spokeswoman.Firefighters extinguished a blaze at the scene. The airport in Kazan, the capital of the region of Tatarstan, has been closed.


source: http://news.sky.com/story/1169909/dozens-killed-in-russia-plane-crash

Nigerian airspace is so terrible. Indeed it can only happen Nigeria

iluvweed: NIGERIA MUST NOT QUALIFY..............

Been supporting Nigeria since pry 6 and I have not gained N1 from football or any match Nigeria Wins.....


Very Stingy Country.....

Now I believe there is something in a name. You really love weed but its obviously not good for you.