₦airaland Forum

itoba4real:
Thank u baba! all these thieves living in asokoro.maitama.wuseetc.paying same tarriff with me living in getto lugbe.

Struggle to move from your ghetto and join them in the highbrow areas, dem no take poverty do you. Aim higher.

baliyubla:
Even as a strong critic of the dullard, will commend him on this, if it’s fully enforced. There was just no sense in expecting an Ikoyi boy to pay same tariffs with a Mushin boy.

Will further advise that luxury items should also be tasked heavily.

There is a difference between tasked and taxed.

Good evening.

Ilal:
A woman was left without clothes in the sea after her partner swapped her swimwear with one that dissolves in water.

It is necessary to note that the person involved in this prank, Julius Dein, is a professional magician, and they are well-known for making things dissolve into thin air.

Of course, that doesn’t mean that his partner, Estelle, should have been prepared for her underwear to disappear, but Julius is the first person she should have had on her mind when it did.

The two were having a great time at the beach, with Estelle showing off her new bikini.

But little did she expect, her boyfriend had replaced her bikini internet order with one that would leave her with nothing on.


Take a look at what happened below:

Estelle’s boyfriend can be heard giggling behind the camera while she enters the water, and it took her some time to fully submerge, while Julius was laughing his face off in expectation of the inevitable.

He commented:

“According to the instruction manual, it should take 15-30 seconds for the chemicals to kick in to make the bikini dissolve… This is so bad but so good.”

In no time, Estelle became aware that she had nothing on, and her body was completely exposed inside the water. She started stressing and searching for her bikini, but it was obviously nowhere in sight.

The magician pretended to be just as shocked as his girlfriend asking her what happened, to which she replied:

My bikini! I think I lost it!’

A confused Estelle then went on to say her swimwear had been stolen, while Julius kept on pretending to be unaware of what was going on.

After leaving her to swim in the waters of confusion for a while, he finally gave her a towel and she was able to finally leave the water.

As the video came to an end, she remained completely in the dark as to what had transpired, and she found out the truth much later on.

One thing is for sure, Estelle won’t be tricked so easily by her boyfriend from now on (hopefully)!


Source: https://ojblitz.com/bikini-dissolves-in-water/

Ok

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Nope,.....nah

You can't find intelligent people in a dumbass show like bbnaija

You just made the first meaningful and wise comment since you joined. Don't abuse me oo, i just said my opinion and it need not be right or wrong

SpicyMimi:
Good evening sir,
Please add me on WhatsApp: 07039500522

I can deliver to you anywhere. Thank you sir.

At no extra costs?

Earlystar698:
What does people gain in joining cult

Join and find out....

Lubumbashi:
This kind of special corona virus that seems to be seeking out top politicians in Nigeria is something amazing. I hope some people are not shooting occultic arrows at their enemies which will later be termed corona virus. The whole cabal is about being wiped out like play like play.

Why the arrow shooting dey worry you abi is it your shooting? Let the arrows continue to fly

tit:
Is a pity

A pity that the expected won't happen? Have no fears, God is not man that He shall fail to deliver. He will certainly make us happy again...

Sacchi1162:
If only our soldiers can paint their names in gold like this...

I don't know why I am thinking you should not accept business invites in the interim.

It could be a snare, given that your comment up there. Just saying oo

MICHEALADEX:
[s]Shut up your governor is a drunken monkey

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....and he went away happy, congratulating himself that he has made a comment....

Imp.

MICHEALADEX:
They ain't taking a stroll that picture appears official cos they are in front of the coat of arm and he's also wearing an ID tag which makes it even more stupid for him to dress in that manner

Oga suck it up. He is at home. In his official house.

mansakhalifa:
That they put those who knew him(and himself) through severe emotional distress by stating that he was dead which eventually turned out to be untrue. Something like that.

That can be held actionable in court and I believe some damages can be awarded through that means.

He should simply consult his counsels.

Ok. It will be nice to listen to that argument and see how the courts will rationalize the judgement. I heard you loud and clear.

dederocs:
Obama gets high, first class Kings of your tribe get high, even the Queen na high breed, so that means, we are in a world run by agberos

Plus we are all sons of the most High...

If you know you know

comshots:
How dem take travel for this lockdown?

Either through Cotonou airport or they combine money and charter an aircraft. People are still flying. My friend came in from London more than 3 weeks ago....

Money answereth all things.....

jericco1:
They really goofed up. Well they should pray the guy doesn't sue for damages

What damages in particular?

ogbiwa:
An Irish football team are to be investigated after a player they reported dead turned up "alive and well".

Leinster Senior League outfit Ballybrack FC informed league bosses that Spanish player Fernando Nuno La-Fuente had been killed in a traffic accident.

The league communicated the player's alleged passing to the media and an obituary appeared in a newspaper.

Ballybrack were due to play on Saturday but the game was called off as a mark of respect.

But the league have since released a statement announcing that he is not dead and had actually returned to Spain.

A league statement said: "The Leinster Senior League would like to acknowledge that the notification of the death of a Ballybrack FC player, as shared with all member clubs and media partners, is without foundation.

"The Leinster Senior League acted in good faith at all times and, when notified by a representative of Ballybrack FC as to the death of a member player, we immediately offered our heartfelt condolences and also shared the sad news with all other LSL clubs, in order for them to offer their own individual condolences.

"We are glad to hear that the player is in good health and has returned to his native Spain."

Other clubs in the league paid tribute to the player at the weekend and some were even pictured holding a minute's silence.

The league confirmed they had launched a full investigation into the bizarre incident.

The statement continued: "The Leinster Senior League will co-operate with all relevant agencies in the investigation of this matter, and the league will also deal with this issue through their own internal disciplinary procedures.

"The Leinster Senior League would like to offer their sincerest apologies for any distress caused as a result of notifying clubs as to the demise of a valued player.

"The league acted in absolute good faith with the information supplied by the club, and only had the welfare and interest of those affected by the reported 'tragedy' as our uppermost concern at all times."

League chairman David Moran added: “We were informed on Friday morning that a young lad had passed away. So, yesterday the we asked the secretary for the league to find out when the funeral was or what was happening so we could send a representative of the league and make sure the family was alright for a few bob,” Moran said.

“We got a call back saying that his body had been sent back to Spain and that’s when the alarm bells rang. I was saying ‘what do you mean?’. They wouldn’t have been able to do an autopsy or whatever in that time.

“We started investigating it yesterday and then I got a call saying that he had just left to go home to Spain. I’m delighted the young lad’s alive but I’m absolutely dumbfounded by what’s going on.”

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/irish-side-ballybrack-probed-after-13653132

This can only happen in Nigeria

























































































Or so i thought....

LaEvilIMiss:
Sir.. you have me mistaken for someone else and I don marry. tay tay

Better. My bad.

LaEvilIMiss:
i don't understand where the misunderstanding is coming from... NCDC have admitted that containing covid19 is beyond her capabilities and Nigerians have expressed and demanded the right to be maskless and go about their business as usual -after-all malaria and pneumonia are exactly like covid19 sooooo; allow the masses face the so-called dreaded covid19 and save all that international aid money for your pockets.. worst case the roads will be filled with rotting dead covid19 zombies and best case scenario; de-population of the poor will help our economy.. WIN-WIN

I will still knack you las las....

Assuming you are who you claim to be...

Omoolami100:
National association of university students (NAUS), National association of polytechnic students (NAPS), and National association of Nigerian colleges of education (NANCES) to demand for immediate reopening of campus across Nigeria.
More details in the picture attached.

These children are not even being taught in English.

I humbly make reference to Paragraph 2 (line 1) after the notice of time and venue; permit me to quote:

".....You're expect to informed your management (sic)......"

I will like to ask, what were they trying to say?


I am ashamed. In a moment we will start hearing, 'the best , the oldest, the first, the......"

finnestdope:
How would you rate my toasting skills, lol

Just for funs tho

Me and bae

Lazy Nigerian Yoot (LNY)

MICHEALADEX:
Even MC Oluomo wont dress like that

No he won't. He is neither a governor nor in his state house, which is where Obiano was at the time of the picture. So when my friend comes, I should go and wear suit and tie just because I am a governor. Dumb Nigerians.

ledaman:
Igbo not surprised!

Sounds Dumb.

iluvdonjazzy:
Nawao, no facemasks, no social distance.

They are all positive, so no need,

See ehnn...if y'all think cheating is easy, go and try. Free us.

BOFA2020:
The saddest part is that these are the same olodos that will be quick to call Buhari an illiterate even though the man has more education in his finger tip than most of the low class semi educated cheating fools.

Every person that ever went to school by whatever name called is smarter than that man you just mentioned. Every person.

rasheylaw:
My Boyfriend Always Warn Me Not To Enter His Bathroom, I Didn’t Know Why Until I Saw This

I nearly destroyed my own life in view of avarice, kindly read and learn from my story.

I am Sarah, I was born to a family of 6, consisting of my mother, my father, my siblings and I. My parent showed us the way of God, and we emulated their example, at least I did till I entered university.

I was extremely well-known in my primary, and secondary schools due to my uniqueness, the manner in which I talk, the manner in which I act, and behave was in every case how my parent showed me, I was even nicknamed “mummy pastor”. However, I changed after I entered university, I made terrible companions who acquainted me with new approaches of living one’s life.

I quit wearing responsible outfits, skirt, gowns amongst others. I turned to Jeans, and trousers. I got acquainted with their business, and which was dating rich Male students for cash. This was the easiest job I’ve ever done, while smoking, doing hard drugs alongside, I also began dating rich men, and each consistently satisfies me with money.

I started to carry on with my reckless style of living life, I scarcely conversed with my family, and well, I was disowned in the end. The friends I had made instructed me tuning in to guardians, family destroys one’s life, I didn’t realize they were absolutely wrong till I pushed myself into trouble. I met this young man on a well-known social media platform, and we got glued to one another in the blink of an eye. He was very rich that he got me a very nice car immediately I consented to date him, I was so happy, and was extremely glad that I tuned in to my friends guidance.

He had this gigantic mansion, and different exotic, and expensive cars, in any case, the most befuddling thing about him was that he had no job, and consistently says his dad was an extremely rich person even though he wouldn’t talk about his very rich father to me. Well, I wasn’t dating him to know his father, or his job, so I cared not, after all all I need from him was his money, how he got wasn’t supposed to concern me

To cut the crap, he had a very special bathroom in his mansion that he always warned me not to enter. He always spends not less than 3 hours whenever he entered the bathroom. I couldn’t understand why he would keep me away from just a bathroom, and couldn’t stop myself from wondering why he would spend hours in there. I got so much curious, and decided to check what was in the bathroom this faithful morning while he was out to visit his friends, luckily, I found the bathroom key in his wardrobe.

I opened the bathroom to see the shock of my life, I saw numerous computers, keyboards, many flash drives, microphones, earphones, I didn’t comprehend what was happening till police burst into the house, and I was captured. They claimed they traced his IP to the house, they said he was a notorious cybe criminal, and he has defrauded numerous individuals around the world. He told he needed to visit his friends, but he actually used me to buy time to run away.

They couldn’t find him, and I was released 6 months after they didn’t discover the proof that I was his partner. Please always listen to your parents, guardiance. God favor you as you do.

This didn't cut it. I did not even read it. Try harder next time.

Goalnaldo:
lol corrected

Cool bro.

emmanuelpopson:
FSLC is primary school certificate.. the testimonial is issued by the school itself while the cert is always been issued by the state ministry of education. so the Op can equally visit the school first if its still existing. n thereby the HM will guide him or her..
.if hr goes to the state ministry of education, they may ask him to go thru the school in question kos they can only issue it to the school.. so he will hve to carry the school along in the deals.. but if the school isnt operational. he will have to start the processing from the state primary education board...

Bros be like you be teacher.