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Lazy Yoots.....They do not even understand what is being said here. So no Comments. Very soon some will come and blame Ipod, others will say it is South West and others yet will come and blame the northern block. Issues that border on market indices is an area that they know nothing, absolutely nothing about.




Do not come for me ooo, I am not even feeling well.

zoer:
Oga English teacher...you no dey make mistake?...

Yes. I dey make mistake but I no be English Teacher let alone a conglomeration of all English professors in Nigerian Institutions of higher learning, Mba nu. My point really which you guys did not get is that it is doubtful that the handle being quoted belongs to ASUU

thesicilian:
Sometimes it is better to ignore minor grammatical errors and just focus on the message being passed across.

I agree with you completely Sir. However i expect higher standards from people entrusted with teaching others how to speak and write impeccable english and those same people will exact same standards from their students. That is just my point.

ReddishTv:
Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU), has blasted the Federal government on thier social media handle, saying that the Federal government are not competent and as such does not care about the quality education for Nigerian students.

The added that, Nigerian students deserves good quality education as well as education is concerned in the world.

This is as a result of the disagreement between the both parties ASUU and FG concerning the lingering strike action of ASUU.

"Since their children schooled abroad" is wrong grammar in the context used in that post. If this is truly from ASUU, then i hereby withdraw the sympathy i ever had for them.

benjackugo:
https://www.thecable.ng/ohakim-arraigned-over-false-information-granted-n10m-bail

What manner of fuckery is this? Let me even analyse the part I read

Ikedi Ohakim, former governor of Imo state, was arraigned before a federal capital territory (FCT) high court on Wednesday on a three-count charge bordering on criminal defamation filed against him by the inspector-general of police.

According to the police, in May 2019, Ohakim allegedly “gave false information against one Chinyere Amuchienwa that she threatened you with gun knowing it to be false and thereby committed an offence punishable under Section 140 of the Penal Code Laws of the Northern Nigeria.”
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“That you Ikedi Ohakim, on or about the 23rd day of May 2019, at Asokoro, within the jurisdiction of this honourable court did unlawfully gave false information against one Chinyere Amuchienwa, that you have a plot of land for sale at Lagos state, knowing it to be false…,” count two of the charge read.

In the third count, the former governor was accused of unlawfully using the name of Babatunde Fashola, minister of works and housing, as the owner of the purported land situated at Ikeja, Lagos state.

Which jurisdiction did the offence happen and where is the subject matter and the law of which region is being applied?

First Penal code of Northern Nigeria. Then the same person reverts to Ikeja in Lagos. Where was he arraigned and under which law? Property issue in Lagos cannot be tried by a Northern Penal Code. What exactly is the OP posting?

We are really expected to believe these?

jlinkd78:
Heroes and Heroines of our struggle. We must not forget your contribution towards this whole struggle. Even d paltry N50k is a face saving charge by d shameless FG cos deep in their hearts they know u are innocent

You are not really expected to deposit those bail amounts. It becomes payable only if the accused defaults in his bail conditions.

marsman:
Most respected King in Africa, we can also call him the King of Africa. i see civilisation + Heritage working hand in hand.
YORUBA LAGBA

I respect him and his office and has indeed visited him (in company of my MD and a few others) but I do not know where 'the King of Africa' title is coming from.

What do you know about other civilizations including sub-saharan africa?

Let us stick to what is being discussed.

@OP

I found time to go as far as Ifewara the last time i visited, what again is the connect between Ifewara and Ife? Kabiyesi told us but I have forgotten

IbnBattuta1960:
Mr/Mrs omniscience,
Are you suggesting that the police stations float in the air and cannot be regarded as landed properties? Hence are out of the insurable realm?
Or are you saying Nigerian government is too big/small to use insurance products for its assets?
Are insurance policy conditions cast in stone? Whoever say they cannot cover losses arising from civil disturbances where the probability of occurrence (annually) is less than 1...
I won't follow your lead to go personal because you have just told the world how educated and mature you are.

You just sounded more dumb in your response

Do you have proof that the properties used as police stations are insured?

Nigerian government insure a lot of assets and those assets including life are covered. Not the police stations

You can state your third point in vernacular. The owners of the language cant even comprehend your english

Finally dont follow my lead. I don't dabble into what i don't know and if i have to venture, i take my time to analyse what i want to contribute to.

You are just annoying honestly.

creolehunt:
About 2 years ago, my brother started working for this company as an intern. The agreement with his manager was that he will be confirmed within 6 months. After about 18months without confirmation, he resigned from the job but still kept contact with people from his former job.

Fast forward to some weeks ago, he heard that his former company needed personnel at a new branch in a new state and it's strictly an internal recruitment. So he met his former manager and expressed interest, the manager pushed his name (eligibility is dependent solely on recommendation by your branch manager) and he alongside others went through series of interviews at the end of which he was employed. Suffice to say that the HR manager was part of these interviews.

He was sent an offer letter plus other documents and he resumed last week monday. Last week Tuesday, he was called by the HRM who asked him series of questions after which the HRM said he didn't know all this while that my brother isn't an active staff and that he (the HRM) was hoodwinked by the branch manager. His argument was tgat there were other eligible candidates who could have been recommended, but the manager brought someone from outside.

Now, the offer letter to my brother has been withdrawn. Same guy that resigned his job the moment he received this offer, he has even told everyone that mattered that he was relocating.
Please is there anything we can do to salvage this, it's so heartbreaking. I don't know where they expect him to start from when he gets home.

Sorry. You cannot build something on nothing and expect it to stand. Your brother resigned and was no longer a staff, Recruitment was meant to be internal. It will appear the HRM was misled. If that is correct, it was an offer that arose out of fraud and should be void. While it may be argued that there is authority that an offer has been made and cannot be unilaterally withdrawn, fact remains that the offer was non existent ab initio.

IbnBattuta1960:
What is then the work of insurance companies?
Hnm, nothing dey work for this country sa

Dummy. Insurance kicks in when properties are insured and premiums paid then ckaims are settled. Speak to what you understand and stop spewing trash in a public domain. Are you aware that monies stolen from banks during the riots will be paid by Insurance companies because banks have a level of insurance on that? Or you haven't heard that claims are pouring in in billions and insurance companies are working out the payments. As we speak what insurance do you have?

jayyem:
He forgot to mention pastor Adeboye, bishop Oyedepo and many more...senseless idiot

The most annoying part is the fact he omitted my name. So all my effort was in vain

travelwaka:
Lagos is blessed with lots of beautiful attractions and the Jubilee Charlet didn't disappoint me. It is one of the most beautiful and serene resorts I have ever visited. Lagos has once again proved it is the centre of excellence. I have always gotten this vibe of Government-owned tourist attractions are not usually well maintained. With Jubilee Chalets the story is a different one. This is one of the most beautiful resort I have visited. Beauty does not only lie in the eyes of the beholder. Beauty lies here.
At first, I didn't know what to expect so I didn't bother checking out reviews online I wanted to either be blown away or just cry for making me waste 4 hours going to Epe.

This place blew my mind away and made up for the 3 hours drive. Epe is one of the most underrated cities in Lagos. The city has a good road network, calm and peaceful.

Epe is a coastal town that shares a border with Ogun State. It is about 2 and a half hours drive from Lekki phase one.


https://www.travelwaka.com/jubilee-chalets-epe-a-beautiful-destination-in-lagos/

The only problem I have with them is that they open to lodging by 2pm and insist that you check out by 11am next day. That falls completely below standards worldwide. It is ok to fix lodging by 2pm (to enable you clean the rooms when you have full lodging) but asking you to leave by 11am when you should at least be allowed to leave by 12noon is so not proper. Because of that nonesense I use Epe Resort which is about 10minutes drive in between.

Anyway na way. If you guys wanna protest for a better Nigeria, I am game. If some people are politicizing and tribalizing it, No problem. I am secure enough to live through any duration of instability in this country and even beyond. Very annoying young people. Some are thinking of how to better your lots and you are there shouting pdp, ipob, etc. #Lazy Yoots

obiekunie2:
lies and repercussion of lies will follow you all the days of your life!



the mods will see a nonentity insulting a whole tribe and nobody will ban or hide the post. but let it be and Igbo person that said anything against his tribe and the person will be given a 600 year ban!

the forum ba!

And tag it a BOT

I was just having a meaningful and reasonable argument some days back and they chose to Ban me because the guy on the other side could not sustain his line of thought.

Nigeria is not coming out of tribalism in a hurry.

favor914:
The next one, you will end up in police custody, or the morgue, be careful what you wish for.

Or he will end up in your bosom.

And there goes his boxing career....

I hope Mama Patricia is still alive to receive him

If his Green card application is resolved against him, he will come back to Nigeria. I will then pity his relations, he will take out his anger on them and will start punching them all at the least provocation.

Then Nigerian Police will arrest him.....

...and the story will keep going on and on....

The ripple effects of our actions....

DaddyRochie1642:
Next time when he sees Kpekus again, he'll take to his Heels like Been Johnson

....And who is "Been' Johnson?

Those guys should write JAMB and go to proper schools, Which backyard rustic village setting is that one. They should already leave the mumu school.

Nigsrdumb:
It's martial law, i think your definition is also wrong.

I was hoping someone will come out and correct them. You did. Weldone.

Y'all should go and beg GEJ. It is that simple.

DenreleDave:
Chai..

Our master told us on Facebook to be rejoicing 3 hours ago, Chai N K must be in severe pain now


Ehn, the money dt We used to campaign in the East was a loan, how do we pay back now that our son Trump Chukwuemeka Donald didn't win

Chai.... Chukwu Abiam why why WHY..

We supported saraki, he drowned. We supported jimi agbaje, he drowned, we supported Wike during edo election and now General Wike is dealing with us.... Now trump again, Biden is dealing with us.

Biden is a yoruba Muslim honestly.. Why are these yoruba Muslim always hurting us?

This is marginalization... We want our Biafra and trump Chukwuemeka ndidi will be our president.. We will give him that position to compensate Him


Trump amaka

Igbo amaka

Your weed is strong, is it ogbomosho or ukwani?

thebosstrevor1:
Who told you government is doing nothing about protecting its citizens

una go just dey type nonsense down

you typing, have you ever seen boko haram

have you ever been attacked by boko haram

Dumb....

thebosstrevor1:
Una never see something.

All those involved in destruction shall all face the wrath of the law.

If i was president, the protest won't have even happened

I can tell you upfront and without charge that under the laws of this country, no bank has a right to freeze an account without a court order to that effect. If anyone is in trouble it is the bank. I cant wait for that guy to get judgment against the bank. Certainly the matter will go all the way to the Supreme Court. Thereafter he should come back and levy execution against the bank. I love the new Nigeria unfolding.

Confuzedman:
This is not a fiction, i had to create a new acct for advise. I have been dating my fiancee for over a year, tho it was a long distance stuff. Trouble began when she started visiting regularly. I noticed that whenever she comes, she’ll be reluctant to do certain things. When I get back from work, she will start acting like she is sick, somebody that was online all day. Later she said she doesn't know market,i got someone to buy foodstuffs for her, she still didn’t cook it. Whenever she visits, same story.I decided to have a talk with her over it, can you believe she said I am complaining too much. She asked if I haven’t been eating before she visited. I was heartbroken to hear that from her. As if that wasn’t enough, she said she is not marrying again and she isn’t a housegurl

I called her to talk after work today and she was still giving me attitude. Her friend is saying I was too harsh

Lalasticlala, plz help

Where is the wedding that was called off?

Arrewa:
A whole Niger Delta!

Midiocrity!

Rivers state deserve better!

"Mediocrity"

Thanks.

FahBuLous:
Na just ma neighbour o, we wer just chatting, ntin like marry! I no even fit marry igbo girl, nt abt de money, i dnt generally lyk dia characters

I am certain the feeling is mutual as between you and them.

Very boring fellow.

GavelSlam:
Paltry?

Yes, paltry, relative to the thousands they have killed in cold blood over time.

Oh ok. Now they know that the death of any human being hurts the bereaved, dependants and loved ones because they are receiving a tiny bit of their own medicine?

No one deserves to die, not the police, not the innocent civilians they have been killing over time. Hard nosed truth is, if this did not happen, the Police will believe they can't die while they use guns purchased with tax payers money to keep killing them at random and by choice. Fair is Fair.

GavelSlam:
If you speak in good conscience you must ask for justice for all.

I hate hypocrisy.

Hypocrisy is shouting blue murder because a "paltry" 28 policemen were purportedly killed over a riot that was orchestrated because of their own earlier killings (SARS are a unit of the Police no matter how you define them) of young innocent men and women over a period of time and those killed number in their hundreds or thousands - occasioning the protest that spiraled out of control.

That sir is the true meaning of hypocrisy.

GavelSlam:
Hope civilians who killed policemen would also be arraigned.

On what ratio exactly? 28 policemen to how many civilians over time? Can we be a bit empathetic here?

thebosstrevor1:
Waste of time.

Some people think the ICC is a court where they take any matter there. Waste of time and energy.

Also this is fake news.

Make i no swear for you ooo...

mobi99:
God I pray ICC should stand up and stand tall to take up this case, we need Justice,how can few people in the country want to pocket over 180millions , telling us all sorts of stories... God pls don't let us be ashamed,

AMEN OO. May we not be unfortunate. If ICC drops the ball, these guys will so fry us ehnn....