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Romance › Re: Meet Cynthia! The Lagos Girl That Refused Leaving A Guy House After Hookup by hardbody: 11:56pm On Sep 15, 2020

If I click and meet her what next? Will she go home with me?

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Education › Re: University Of Ibadan Graduates Shine At Law School, Win 28 Of 38 Total Prizes by hardbody: 11:54pm On Sep 15, 2020

SirMichael1:
If you read law and you're a female albeit single, send me a pm. I'm looking for a lawyer to get married to. Only serious ladies please.

We don't read Law, we "study" Law.

Just saying ooo.

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Crime › Re: KingTblakHOC Remanded In Prison For Recording Sex Movie Inside Osun Grove by hardbody: 7:54pm On Sep 15, 2020

vickydevoka:
He isn't dirty he is black looking

He is neither dirty nor black looking, he is dark skinned.

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Travel › Re: Abuja-Kaduna Train Attacked Twice On Monday 14/9/20 by hardbody: 7:34pm On Sep 15, 2020

proeast:
Jesus wept
They keep building infrastructures in very hostile regions, and worse still with loans, only for them to be destroyed?!

Why not build those things in the South first and tackle North's high level of insecurity, then when peace is restored, you can start building those infrastructure there. That's common sense 101.

Common sense 101 is the most difficult GSS course that Buhari failed and carried over for almost 60 years. He is still struggling to write a resit.

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TV/Movies › Re: "It Was A Sad Moment For Me" - Erica Writes About Her Disqualification by hardbody: 7:10pm On Sep 15, 2020

michkosi:
Story

Story Story...

Pride goeth before a fall.

She disappointed herself FULLY.

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Education › Re: Official Resumption Date For Private And Public Schools Has Finally Been Announc by hardbody: 4:54pm On Sep 14, 2020

oneniyi:
Who will take care of the pre primaries when the older kids are in school.

Were they baby sitters before and during Covid - 19?

Politics › Re: Mailafia: Pray For Me, Powerful Political Forces Planning To Silence Me by hardbody: 11:13pm On Sep 11, 2020

Abouwaza:
What is really going on in this corntree?
You speak against the government and you get arrested and molested we don't even know if we are in demcoracy anymore
If anything happens to you Sir, we shall hold the DSS responsible and that northern governor (We all know him)

I don't know the governor except y'all mention his name. Don't include me

Crime › Re: Gana: Army Wants Ortom To Pay The N50M Bounty Placed On Terwase Agwaza by hardbody: 5:36pm On Sep 11, 2020

Islie:
The Nation

The reward is for information leading to his arrest not killing him. The acceptance of that offer is not on all fours with the offer. So there was no consensus ad idem.

The army will not understand.

Sports › Re: Victor Moses Donates To Save Wigan From Extinction (Photos) by hardbody: 6:34pm On Sep 10, 2020

Humanoid01:
When I climb up, I ain't coming down.

Same here bruv.

Let's be nice to each other because as I am moving up, it is the last time we see each other except you meet me at the top. I am never coming down. NEVER.

Crime › Re: How Thieves Entered My Room And Carted Away A Lot Of Items Using Voodoo Or Charm by hardbody: 6:20pm On Sep 10, 2020

remi1444:
For the sake knowledge sir, what's chloroform?
Google's result is not satisfactory.

The random knowledge i have about it is that it is that substance they use at the morgue to secure corpses from quick and fast decay. I recall once while serving (here in Lagos) I was staying with my uncle at Fola Agoro. Some guys came and painted the house (it was a duplex). They identified a small window upstairs in a tiny room that my uncle used as his library. In the night I was jerked from sleep when my uncle came downstairs to wake mu up and inform me that a thief came into the house and was leisurely carting things away and he woke up and the thief fled and jumped through that little window. Days after the event we continued to notice missing items..especially items that they could have been passing to some other person downstairs.

Our relation in the army told us that they must have used that item to induce deep sleep and my uncle possibly woke up when it had worn off.

I hope this helps.

Crime › Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by hardbody: 6:12pm On Sep 10, 2020

MejiLoyon:
Just being alive dey vex them
I Don see where police stop one guy tell am say make he open him teeth. I swear, bros teeth be like rusted zinc roof. Na here I forrr for olopa

Olopa "bros why your teeth dirty like this, you no get toothpaste? You wey no get toothpaste how you take dey brush not to talk of food. You say wetin? You dey hustle for food. Which kind hustle? I sure na tiff you be. Youre under arrest.

Na their I burst laff

Real life I for buy you beer. You are so on point. That the next person is alive they vex dem. And they can concoct a crime from almost anything. From what you are wearing to how you are walking to how you are driving to why you are not yet dead.

Crime › Re: How Thieves Entered My Room And Carted Away A Lot Of Items Using Voodoo Or Charm by hardbody: 12:31pm On Sep 10, 2020

Penflame:
Early this month, unknown thief/thieves entered my room through the window late in the night and stole phones, device and laptop totally worth 132,000 naira.

My greatest surprise was I didn't or was unable to wake up throughout their operation until day break, and I'm someone that easily wake up from sleep at hearing slight sound or noticing slight movement.

Is it that there's a charm they do use for this kind of operation? If yes, how can it been neutralized to prevent such occurrence next time?

In what way can I apprehend this thieves? I've been unable to track the items.

Someone should please give me advice and suggestion.

Help move to front Page biko.

It wasn't any jazz. Why are we Nigerians like this. They used chlorophorm to lace your environment and you slept until the effect wore off and by then they were done and away.

Ensure your house is secured enough such that it can't be assessed easily. If the items cannot be tracked then they are lost. If you had insured your house and items inside it, the insurer would have replaced all items. You may consider taking some of these steps going forward. Sorry for your loss.

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Crime › Re: "Terwase Akwaza Gana Was Dragged Out Of Government Convoy & Killed" by hardbody: 8:48am On Sep 10, 2020

kovic7:
I beg make them kill am jor. Why pamper him, anybody try rubbish reprisal, una kill am join. The people should be happy that their terrorist is dead.. abi na the leaders dey sponsor am?

Which part of what was written there did you not understand?

Health › Re: Replace Striking Doctors With Corpers - Ehanire, Minister Of Health To Hospitals by hardbody: 12:44am On Sep 10, 2020

ogododo:
https://punchng.com/replace-striking-doctors-with-corps-members-fg-tells-hospitals/

I don't even believe in the experienced doctors and hardly ever consult them let alone the fresh graduate doctors. Easy and fastest way to die if you ask me.

Politics › Re: Bulama Mustapha: Aisha Buhari Reacts To Daily Trust Cartoon On Hanan's Wedding by hardbody: 11:53pm On Sep 07, 2020

izuswift:
Mass Death Loading for Nigerian Evil Politicians This Year. Get ready!

This year has ended already. I am disappointed with Covid - 19. It could not even do a thorough cleansing job.

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Politics › Re: Lance Corporal Martins Idakpini To Be Court-Martial by hardbody: 9:01pm On Sep 07, 2020

mamaafrik:
Major gen. Buhari is a tyrant and a corrupt man protecting corrupt people and nepotism. Where is USA and the West with the sanctions??,we need a coup in this country to sweep all these maggots away.
People are dying because of a set of incompetent fool in the army.
If those guys are killed,then the government will be calling for a tsunami coup.

I been wan ask wetin the khaki boys dey wait for but that may be misunderstood as hate speech. I don't mean why haven't they struck I am just saying they should have removed Boko Haram from Nigeria.....If you know you know.

Crime › Re: Nairalander Gets Refunded And Compensated After Police Extortion by hardbody: 12:06pm On Sep 06, 2020

Gabaleve:
I taught about this cos d way I receive calls from people claiming to be bloggers are becoming alarming.. My only problem is that I have been using d line frm 2013

Nevertheless bro, you lose some things for your peace and safety. I can relate with the attachment but only the living gets attached to phone numbers.

See danger and apply caution.

Crime › Re: Illegal Police Extortion And Harassment : A Nairalander's Experience by hardbody: 11:42pm On Sep 05, 2020

merit1988:
the story isn't necessary to me, neither is the moral... His reply to u was epic and that's all that matters ... No vex sir

Says much about the clay in your skull which you call a brain.

Some fool that every right minded person had called out on his stupidity on a thread makes a comment and you think the comment is epic.

Dumb idiots will never be in short supply.

Why am i even surprised? A story is not necessary, the moral is not, only an unconnected response is 'epic' and to only you. No other person sees how epic the response is. Inability to either read or comprehend remains the greatest challenge to dummies of which you, madam, is their chief. Keep wallowing in stupidity.

Crime › Re: Illegal Police Extortion And Harassment : A Nairalander's Experience by hardbody: 6:38pm On Sep 05, 2020

merit1988:
Lol.... Epic

So who has been justified now?

The guy whose right was trampled and raped just reported that he got justice as he has been refunded and the officers are presently in detention awaiting orderly room trial.

So who has the epic response now?

What is so epic about a stupid and silly trend of thought that even a drunk fool will puncture in a minute.

Birds of a feather....

Crime › Re: Nairalander Gets Refunded And Compensated After Police Extortion by hardbody: 5:03pm On Sep 05, 2020

Gabaleve:
Bro na social media

This is good news.

I suggest you take some precautionary measures. Change your phone number and inform your close people and business contacts your new phone number. Discard the one that you used in connection with this matter. When they get released, they will search for you, trust me.

Also consider other precautionary steps to avoid them.

We are talking about the Nigerian police here.

Kudos

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Romance › Re: “I Might Be 19years Old But My Toto Is 2 Times Your Father’s Age”-slay Queen (vi by hardbody: 4:15pm On Sep 05, 2020

Sundayunity:
“I might be 19years old but my Toto is 2 times your father’s Age” - Slay Queen Says (video)

Uncultured Nigeria lady know as slay Mama dropped a bombshell statements on Instagram which has got everyone talking, how corrupts some inhabitants has become in this crooked world.

According to her " I might be 19years old but my Toto is 2 times your father’s Age"

You might know her ...

Click Link below to Watch video;
[url]https://legitpost.com.ng/2020/09/05/i-might-be-19years-old-but-my-toto-is-2-times-your-fathers-age-slay-queen-says-video/ [/url]

I can never know people like this, God forbid

Education › Re: Don't MUMU Yourself “i'm Fine Thank You” is ABSOLUTELY Wrong! See Right Response by hardbody: 1:49pm On Sep 05, 2020

Lilgabby:
Please, fine something better to do. Don't continue to be a white man's slave on all this trashy English you claiming we must know. Shey na ur papa language .... Na question oh! Abi na ur mama language. ... If I choose to speak .... "I'm fine and you" is non of your fkn business and not my problem. U carry person language put for head.
You're the real mumu ..... Them born you well make u try this for china... Na die u dey!

Bros your blood dey hot. Wetin this bros do you before now?

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Education › Re: Don't MUMU Yourself “i'm Fine Thank You” is ABSOLUTELY Wrong! See Right Response by hardbody: 1:46pm On Sep 05, 2020

illicit:
There is nothing wrong with " I am fine, thank you"

Must everybody be in the same mood?

I may not have time for long answers when u greet me

I tire ooo. The average oyibo man sef no dey greet. They just smile and nod at you and you do the same and move on. I will always respond the way i am used to...i am fine thank you, and you? Except i really wanna go into that brief update.

Not saying the OP is wrong though but i respond based on how i feel.

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Family › Re: My Neighbor Beats His Wife And Kids Daily, What Can I do? by hardbody: 7:41am On Sep 03, 2020

LegendsCoded:
The man is an Indegene(Ikwere).

We tried stopping him from beating his wife he called cultist for us (tenants)

If he isn't beating the wife he's beating the kids the wife doesn't fight back she most times takes the beating for her kids. The kids are the only bond holding her down according to her.

Human Right seem to be the only option but i need there contact or office.

Google the office of the public defender in Lagos....

I have not had a reason to interface with them but they exist and have been bringing sanity to some devilish husband's.

Ignore all these people asking you to mind your business, that is how they support a decadent system to die completely when something can be done to rescue the situation.

Reports to the bodies will be kept anonymous.

God bless you

Oops...

Do I understand this to be happening outside Lagos, well you may have to work with the police in your jurisdiction but you have to be very careful. Make your report anonymously or give fake names and address to the police to avoid stories that touch.

Family › Re: My Neighbor Beats His Wife And Kids Daily, What Can I do? by hardbody: 7:37am On Sep 03, 2020

Lexusgs430:
Head to the police station - ask for welfare department.......

If you reside in Lagos, head to the office of the public defender........

Speak to the woman in confidence and get her side of the story + raise your concerns.......

Be prepared to be made homeless, so have a plan B........

Best response.

@ OP...follow this course.

Education › Re: 30 Fascinating Details About The Titanic That You Probably Never Knew by hardbody: 1:14pm On Sep 02, 2020

ChemicalReaction:
Ship that "even God can't sink".

My friend would jokingly say; "the story of titanic is a very touching one until you realise that Blacks weren't allowed on board".

My view and belief too. Call me racial if you like

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Politics › Re: Ikpeazu Commissions Two Road Projects, Inspects Others (photos) by hardbody: 11:04pm On Sep 01, 2020

majamajic:
I can mention 20 state governors that ikpezu is far better than

Abiodun , the ogun state governor is among them

Bros, I doubt ooo. I know Akute and environs are messed up but no one is as bad as Ikpeazu. it ain't just possible. i have tasted both worlds.

Politics › Re: Ikpeazu Commissions Two Road Projects, Inspects Others (photos) by hardbody: 11:01pm On Sep 01, 2020

drinoayo:
https://igberetvnews.com/1363281/ikpeazu-commissions-two-road-projects-inspects-others-photos/

Unto the pic below, is it what i think? if you think so say AYE...

I no talk anything ooo

Education › Re: Help: My Family Wants Me To Study Law But I Don't Want To by hardbody: 8:01pm On Aug 29, 2020

TimoWerner:
Hey guys i need ya advice please.

My dad and my aunt wants me to study law because of some reasons best know to them. I am a Civil Servant in a State High Court reason why they want me to study law. I am tired, i don't have the passion non zeal for law.

Right from my sec school days i have always love and dream of being a Banker or an Economist but my family members want to "put sand" in my future

Please guys help me, i am in my early 20s and i don't wanna waste 4-6yrs studying what i don't have passion for.

Pls i need more audience.

So what course will you study that will make you be a banker? There is really no such course. Of course you can study economics and get a Bsc. However for your information, i studied law and worked in a bank sometime. So follow your mind but don't come across as if studying any course precludes you from being a banker..whatever that means...

Check all the bank MDs and come back with how many pf them studied banking and finance. You will still understand by and by.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Approves New Electricity Tariff; Rich Nigerians To Pay More by hardbody: 6:12pm On Aug 26, 2020

lexihale26:
Hello pls how can someone post on nairaland to be approve pls

If you can read this quote of your comment, then uou made it. Congrats

Politics › Re: Buhari Approves New Electricity Tariff; Rich Nigerians To Pay More by hardbody: 6:10pm On Aug 26, 2020

Martinez39s:
I hate it when people try to victimize the rich for being rich.

Honestly. Its annoyingly sad

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