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xynerise:
Who?

Why do u want me to name names now?

Her moniker starts with M

Smellymouth:
Bruh, I am a DIE-hard Manchester United fan..

GGMU..

In ghost mode. for some1 that luvs romancing gifs, itz surprising none came here wit u #ouch!


If the ticket didnt enter, i douth u wud hv come out to declare!

xynerise:
No qualms

N ehmm, where is that smallie of a gurl crushing on u?

Didnt see her today, no ntw in her village?

Smellymouth:
Dominique is obviously a Manchester United fan...

Smelly watch matches n a united fan?

Wow! To 2017

xynerise:
Well..

U owe me 1 xyn

ammyluv2002:
Mods, biko update the scores

I think we should both get married already mimi luv.

Two united lovers , what could possibly go wrong?


Hope u know how to handle pad?
No , not the female pad, i mean game console pad!

We both choose man u, me the original red, u d away white

Wha chu say?

xynerise:
No, we ain't! No Carrick!!!

Well now?

Relax fellas, we winning this

Ggmu!

einsteine:
The police can trace the union bank guy and arrest him to get a refund. That's the only sure way.

This particular scam has been on for a year. Banks susceptible include GTB, Access, Zenith, Sterling and Ecobank. Poorly paid telecom staff charge the cyber criminals around 25-70k to help them swap a victims phone number. The criminals also buy accounts for 20-25k to cash out the funds.

Sorry for your loss.

For others hoping to avoid this, ask your network provider to move your sim to "manager" swap. That way, it can only be retrieved by a very senior official.

This is done automatically with phone numbers that started the network ONLY eligible.

The bo0bs r fallen meaning guys have been helping em selves out wit those.

carammel:
I can only imagine if the reverse was the case here,the cheating wife told her side guy her husband snores like a pig and he also has a small dik.
Husband:leave Sarah alone,she's very married

Side guy :I'm enjoying her and she gives me every style I want. she told me you smell like urine,snore like a pig and have small dik.

We know what will happen next in that marriage.

Ouch! Da hurts. Murder!

Do men really snore? The pot belly type i suppose


Any guy wit a small wee wee or that cant last @ least 30mins shld seek solution!

#Nojokes

On a windy winter, Like a lovely bird she perched with an elegant gait / sat sad on a rose reed on my porch

For a brief moment, i was transfixed. N i observed her. Wat pain. Wat cold

Wit compassion i moved gently towards it
She, lifting up her up eyes startled
Making to leap into d air n be gone from dis rude intrusion into her silent tots, her loud wails

The love in my voice weaked her wings
A tear rolled down her cheeks
Gently, wit words of assurance n tender care , i cupped her cheeks stroking it gently............

Ustec:
SIR HARDDON
what is the best illogical reply 2 a lady that ask..

HER:so what do u rily wanna know abt me?


2)does asking a lady 2 b ur frnd aftr complmenting her,sounds needy?
like ex.

ME:.........HOPE we can be frnds


Am counting on u sir

Why did u ask d boring question in the first place?
Infact all ur statements r wack n boring

kindly save us d stress n go tru d pages. Dont just skim nor scan. READ!
We dealt wit starting convo already

Shortyy:
It's not easy for a woman to get into shape after child birth, but they still do it. After they're done with child bearing. But this woman in particular is pregnant. You know that?

Majority dont.
It cause heated arguments ,
Tell her

Guy: bae, come let work out, and
she goes : what time is it? Im tired, and watch her come @ u later on: im i fat? ( why do i need to ansa that? Like u dont know? Arrrtrthhhh) :
Guy: no u aint Bae, i just want u fit
Her: so u no more find me attractive? HUh?

Arrrhhh



Yea, . I know she is preggy n thAt side chick wud hv have her day worse.

EfemenaXY:
Why would I be hurting? Over what?

Only cheating men would find my advice to women at the receiving end (on how about to hit back where it hurts the most), uncomfortable.

So do you fall into that category??

If only u know......
Bin trying for us to look @ this objectively but u blowing ur top like some gurl that has caught her guy in sexy steamy romps .

My lyrical quill i hereby retire early

ELITE12:

Neva felt like this before.... shey na me girl they use her own recharge card call me for almost.1hr,

even paid for our outing on boxing day
use her own leg waka come my huz to get down... this is like magic Guyzz

Just a lil push! Look what we've achieved! We? No, u!

Push n Start car

EfemenaXY:
As long as she gets a big payout, enough to put a big dent in his pocket and financially set him back for a good number of years (better still if he has to start all over again from scratch), then all's fair & square.

Take a deep breath B.

U hurting.

There something we shld know?

EfemenaXY:
No need to have a war over this.

A smart wife will meticulously play her cards close, get herself a good lawyer and take the bàstàrdo to the dry cleaners and fleece him properly.

After which it remains to be seen if his numerous side chics will find the homeless, penniless bloke half as appealing.

Arrant nonsense.

Splitng hairs n wars r eternally @ a tangent .... so worry not.


I pray they get tru this but do know that she cant get more than has been stipulated by law shld d roof cave

Shortyy:
She's your wife, whom you married for better and for worse, she's being loyal, loving and caring for you. And her whole body changes cos of pregnancy and child bearing, which is probably why you're chasing sexy and curvy girls. Please you people should fear God.

I do get ur drift n you r right.

Just a lil question:

Why do ladies see marriage as a trophy that once won, u need not luk after yourself again? U need not put up smart n sexy? N wear nice cologn?

U just eat n grow fat?
How can a mAn be walking with his own wify n she luks like his momma?

Truth be told, God has given ya'll d grace to bear kids, u just need to apply in lil wisdom to shed d fat .

I have seen women , working class, with 3 kids n guys still drool over them.

Deseo:
God save your children from dogs in husband form.

Amen!

God save your sons from karashikas inform of ladies.

@ op, total smack down from side chick! Ouch!

Imagine njoying ur thing n still go mockng u!

The wife stands no chance.

The war @ home wit husby over this chat, can only be imagined!

ChinonsoDike2:
Oh look. Apes can actually talk.

Low IQ subhumans.

Id rather waste my intellectual prowess feeding fishes than on eternally confused soul as u.

Would hv been better d sperm that gave u ur black life was spilled on some soft a33 thereby sparing d world this useless space u currenly ocupy.

ChiChiDick that dont even know how a nigerian international passport looks like forming 50


Henceforth , u r hereby ignored

kayodedada1:
how can i have a long interesting talk with a girl that won't make her feel bored?

Do u really need to?

oh sure , occasionally.

Remedy: lista n Practice

List fun topics u know u can flow well in, and raise tots that elicits contribution from her.
When u notice its ghehin stale, u hit her with d next or u prod her to raisE a topic of discussion also. This tasks u because u might have to reject it in a fun way if itz d boring one, or u mos def have to think as she is talking.



If u have read thread up till this moment, u wud have seen the ansa to this Question .

luvinhubby:
Good move by the organisers to help her recover physchologically from her woes.

It might ruin it all d more!

She needs a long vac, let cucumber gain its rep back b4 plunging into lime light again!

What if some mischievous element plays d s.tape on d huge screen behind her to d view of all?

Hmmmmmm, dont show up gurl, itz a trap

Ximenez:
Don't mind the guy. Nice guys only get remnants and the bitches use them for consolation or a fall back option.

What is d remix of that saying about patient dogs?

See d confusion of having plenty wives?


Many aniversaries , means nting to d man

fiizznation:
The source of this silly news is not even credible. Which one is truenewsgist again.

The report said this, the report said that is all I'm even reading up there. What a trashy nonsense.


Well if for anything, the fake report only indicted NNPC, no where did it said buhari have any firsthand knowledge of the gross corruption that is happening there.

Smh @ ur magnanimous eggplant of a brain.

Just one question though:
Who is d minister of Petroleum?

bebe2:
Story!

This is TRAGIC TRAGIC TRAGIC

No way to paint it, don't car how many souls. She touched?

Mother Theresa shud have died at 30 then, I bet she touched more life.

The last part of my post ended with a prayer, u missed it obviously


Why live like Methuselah —-------impactless
When you can do a Jesus-—------came , delivered , left. N d world is yet to recover B!


We will fulfill our days nonetheless

ChinonsoDike2:
You Nigerian savages need to mind your own business. Fix your country's problems before you try and fix my country's problems. Losers. Your country is big, fat toilet.

And who is this bag of spineless bones?

ChinosoDick forming 2Tek, forming yankee? Brahahaha
Im very sure u typed that from an unmapped eastern part of Nigeria. Bakassi Penusila element claiming akon

nonjebose:
If they saw her as a queen or the face of blacks, then the blacks she dated should treated her well, propose to her or get married to her. She is not getting younger, so she gat to do what she gat to do. Wish her happiness in this relationship.

Tru dah