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ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#b455d3]°* I know this is gon swell up yer already big head
°but yer funny

Oh!
1 makes you sound like a arrogant airhead [/color]

Riwo11:
Being in the dating game, can be time consuming, especially if you are a busy person. Asking questions will help eliminate the unnecessary parties.



1. Why me? Do not be scared, it is not an insecurity question. You simply want to know and understand his reason for choosing/picking you. His reason can be interesting too, so go for it, ask.




2. What is your aim/purpose in dating? You want to know if he wants casual sex or something more serious like a permanent relationship. This helps with jumping in too deep into something that is not mutual.




3. When is sex appropriate? Will he expect to have access to your body like a husband would? Will it be worth it? It is an emotional matter for women, so it should not be taken lightly.



4. How is/was the relationship between his mother and father? You want to know what was modelled for him as a young child. His opinion about women might be revealed here.


5 .Do you have men in your life that you are accountable to? Every man should have other men in his life that he is accountable to. It does not necessarily have to be biological father, but someone they look up to and who keep them motivated and inspired.

HARDDON:
Or u say, " a lot ! I'm looking for more. But I luv fair ladies n u r dark, so we'd just be casual friends.....please promise me U WUDNT Fall in with me by spending time with me"


0r u make surprise faces and say " can we take it slow? I just came out of a broken leg!"

Hahaha ( hope u dig this guys)!


0r ask her " r u already planning to corner me, kiss me n wow d living day light out of my Jrod?
U wano make sure u r not making me cheat on her?

HARDDON:
if she ask u this super Boring Question that is one of their punch line to get u to lie or throw u off balance,

NO NEED TO LIE, SHE CAN SENSE IT WEN U R n most guys usually lie when faced with this question! Dare to be Different!
NEVER SAY NO! Don't take d suspence that leads to attraction away so soon!


Here are the ways u shld answer this Question:

1) Yes, I do have a girlfriend, she is made up of screen, Keyboard n mouse!

Or make some surprise faces n say: " You ask a talllll, Darrrrk n Handsome guy if he's got a Gurl? Wow!
Ofcos I got gurls!


She might be disappointed n ask u. "So what r u doing here then ? "

Oh reply by saying " u taking it deep already? My hands r full, I saw u from afar n tot, she wud make a nice friend ....u still have to prove that though "

HARDDON:
if she ask you what you do for a living......this is one of my best boring question...i luk forward to them asking me this....



these are some of the ways i respond:

" im a professional heart Breaker, i specialize in stealing gurls hearts, and breaking them in trying to know why their YES means NO.

she might ask u, but people dont think with their hearts but their heads: then u reply : " oh i tot u were a woman(pull her close like u are giving her a lecture), woman can think cooly and calmly , just that they end up thinking with their hearts instead of their heads."

Hope you dont give confusing answers, if not, be rest assured i wud break ur heart.... lolololing


or you can say: I am a health worker, i specialize in giving confidence to loyal b00bies and giving standing ovations to curious ones

HARDDON:
if she ask you what you do for a living......this is one of my best boring question...i luk forward to them asking me this....



these are some of the ways i respond:

" im a professional heart Breaker, i specialize in stealing gurls hearts, and breaking them in trying to know why their YES means NO.

she might ask u, but people dont think with their hearts but their heads: then u reply : " oh i tot u were a woman(pull her close like u are giving her a lecture), woman can think cooly and calmly , just that they end up thinking with their hearts instead of their heads."

Hope you dont give confusing answers, if not, be rest assured i wud break ur heart.... lolololing


or you can say: I am a health worker, i specialize in giving confidence to loyal b00bies and giving standing ovations to curious ones

tegak10:
so there is this girl I like.. all of a sudden she started acting diff to me.... no longer picking my calls/hanging up on me n no longer finding my jokes BBB funny.. bfr she couldn't go a whole day without talking to me now she can go a whole week without me... what's d way out

NevetsIbot:
hardon. Nice one gee!

viickerz:
@harddon, im here now.. Av read d thread..still have some questions,

should i ditch this girl? If not, how do i ammend things and make her want me more?

Hartthex:
If you re truly a man u fan, u would not want united to lose this match since it could affect their top 4 finish.

Born2Breed:

viickerz:
@harddon, im here now.. Av read d thread..still have some questions,

should i ditch this girl? If not, how do i ammend things and make her want me more?

HARDDON:
or you say: where i'm i from ? are you already planning on meeting my momma? common, i have to be sure id like u first


or you say : wow, u just met me and you already wano know where i am from? are you sure i'd luv to stay behind closed doors with you? then pretend like u r whispering and say " she might just rape me!" oh epic!

HARDDON:
If she ask you were you are from.....answer thus:

i am from a land where women pay groom prices, where women work their a33es out to feed their men, where men are house husbands, sit at home all day playing soccer, his only major work is to impregnate her


or you can say : i am an heavenly being, i came to earth because i was tired of seeing you making so many mistakes with men! so i decided to come teach you the basic robes

HARDDON:
witty/funny lines in meeting women: lets say u got talking and she asks the boring question( never answer a boring question st8t!):

"Where do you live?"

you reply with

"I'm not telling you. For all I
know, you could be a psycho stalker

or huh, with a funny face, and say: so u and ur crew can come gang rape me @ night? no im not telling

or you can simply say, I live on tries, I luv the breeze up there, until one day i freeze and i fell!



Btw, all bio questions are boring questions! never ask them, never answer them str8t! make fun of her asking them

viickerz:
thats some harsh honesty bro.!
In short, tell me the way out.
Are u on whatsapp?

viickerz:
Hi, theres this girl, she is a friend to my friends girlfriend. WE met a few weeks ago, i did not even take interest in her, she later started calling me, texting me inceasantly on whatsapp, e.t.c.

She even invited me out, we both went to see her family folks, bought drinks for me, she was showing me what a typical Nigerian guy will call 'green lights'..

She visited me once, but we did not have sex, she was even pestering me and asking me when next she should come..

I told her i will be around on wednesday, so we agreed.. Unfortunately on that wednesday, something came up, so i had to ditch her and attend to other stuffs, when she came , i told her i was going somewhere, so she couldnt wait.. I went out later.

Later that evening, we were chatting on whatsapp, then i made a joke about kissing her in public,

then her demeanour changed.. She told me that i am kidding, that we are 'just friends'.!

Now, im confused.

Was i in the friendzone all along or i messed up somewhere, coz i dont understand.

Help me please, i dont want to be just friends

HARDDON:
We go back to out sequence: thinking on ur feet n making new friends : different situations: practical examples n real life stories

mygee2:
pls I have these problem I have about girls wenerver I start chasing a girl wen I gt successful sometimes they would admit they love meeting bt in short period they gt bored wet mee by not replying my messages and picking up my calls