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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:42pm On May 03, 2016*

If u must meet ladies n date, kindly note:

1) women don't choose who they get attracted to n the power lies within the palms of d guy who GETS IT( knows his onion)

2) they r illogical in life n in Luv: men and woman r wired differently, we hv diff psychological make up n therefore see/reason things differently .

Men r logical ie they respond to big b00ties, fine bady n melon standing b00bs......very logically physical.
A man might have one pair of shoes n one faded jeans, he 'd tell u, "that wud do for the week"

But women respond to more of emotions n intuitions . this is why a lady can have warehouse wadrope n yet come complaining she ain't got nothing to wear!
they see different shades of one colour, men only see one

Ladies want guys that don't want them or guys that SEND them less, guys too busy to worry about some feeble fine bones

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 3rd May 2016 by HARDDON: 9:10pm On May 03, 2016

ireneony:
what d ficcck bay..why miss a golden opportunity.
My money is on bay they are definitely gonna smash aletico madrid.

But the fight on the pitch is entertaining

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 9:07pm On May 03, 2016*

Summary to Drill 2:

One be confident when meeting ladies n ooze I don't kare attitude.....

Don't go in with an apologetic/needy body language .

Maintain a steady deep voice .

Make fun of her: find something on her body to make fun of , be it her shoes: " wow to ur shoes, they so tall now I'm havin a hard time guessing how short u r"!

Or " wow, u so tall!" Den look down her high heels n make faces like u disapointed

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 6:13pm On May 03, 2016

NLjona:
there's this girl I'm unto now, we've been chatting for long now, i just realise she's already now in control of the friendship, most point you laid out have been practice by d girl towards me. I don't knw how I can reverse d whole thing , after I realize all dis since yesterday, I've not msg her , pls what should I do next

Stay off her for now, if she still cares about u, she wud call to know why u changed n stopped calling all of a sudden . if she does, don't u take the the call, ignore her n let me know so I can tell u the next step to take to untangle urself from d wuss web.

But if she doesn't call, just know that she was never with u n was just using u .....
If this is the case, do I need to tell u to move on n never look back? undecided

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 12:07pm On May 03, 2016

HARDDON:
MAIL QUESTION:

To start with, am an introvert, an exteremely shy person and get embarassed easily but i am exeremely handsome about 6'7 ft, dark but no muscles shaa... lol am just slim, not thin, to the extent that i get complements from fellow guys in my school..... thats just to tell u how i am...

There is this girl in my school, we stay in the same hostel. when i was in 100l and still a total novice, i started noticing that she likes me, she comes to my room EVERYDAY, saying she wants to greet me. She calls me on phone just to check on me/find out if i have eaten so on... every boyd in d hostel knows she likes me alot, she even comes to my room with only a tank top that stopsjust at her tigh... without panties, she tells me.. and i know cos of d way she is consious when she sits.. we she talks alot tho about herself cos am not much of a talker, during one of our conversations she found out that am a virgin, since then one way or the other shes asking me y am still a virgin. From indications she wants me to bang her.... but as a shy guy i didnt pay attention to those as i can hardly initiate any sexual contact as i have this fear.....

fast forward to present.. i think the attraction has reduced alot, tho she still come to my room but not like b4, just when she needs something, tho she still comes often still wearing those exteremely provocative dresses.. there was a day i wanted to kiss her, i was sure she was ready for it but i couldnt move... that fear just gripped me, i hated my self afterwards.. still i havnt dont anything bout it, i say 'i will try to kiss her today' but when shes leaving to her room maybe around 12 or 1am (yeah she stays that long in my room)i jusy watch her go without nothing happening... this is just one of the cases am having with females, maybe cos of my looks they get attracted but i as a person dont like attention, i dont like talking to people, i have selected people i talk to in d dept tho i have this tendencies to ne exteremely fully if u manage to engage me a convo but i dont like starting one... please help me... i want to be good with women but i cant just seem to take a step to do it. I have read alot of dating tips.. still.

Sorry for the very long post... so you could understand me thats y

MY RESPONSE

You should deal with your sheyness first b4 we can talk about dealing with women.

Sit down and ask your self : Why do i feel shy? What gives me confidence? how do i Grow my confidence and be more outspoken around ppl?
Proffer solutions, write them down b4 u go out everyday, read the solutions and practice them in course of the day..

One of the quickest ways to come out of this is to start meeting/talking with people( male of female). Just try and start a conversation with random people. Practice those lines I talked about in the thread and use them. also develop other funny ones.
Meet a gurl and ask her: hi, what do u think a shy guy can do to start off a convo with a gurl that likes him? then use what ever she tell u on her instantly and say well, i noticed u like me......... laughs.

It is not a very gud trait to have as a guy, it makes u weak, numb and dumb. Gurls talk u down/take you for a maga, guys override u and cheat u, people misunderstand u and u r just along in your world! YOU SHOULD DO EVERYTHING TO OVERCOME IT.

HATE BEEN A SHY GUY AND STEP INTO THE WORLD OF SUPER CONFIDENT MALE. GUYS THAT CAN GET ANY GURL OF THEIR DREAM.
YOU CAN TOO!

PART 2: THE LADY.
It is quite obvious she has been begging u silently to be a man and make luv to her. but Your fear wudnt let u even when your Jrod has been pushing u too!
Be that as it may, I wud luv to ask you this QUESTION: do u like her person? do u think u wud like to date her? even though indirectly, u guys have been dating without making luv though( she is your gurlfriend, she knows it, your neighbors know it, only u dont) oh poor u! ehmm, i'd luv to know, what do u guys do when she comes around? watch movies? play games or what?

IF SHE IS WORTH IT
have u ever tried pillow fights? what about TRUTH OR DARE( One of my best erotic games!) . YOU START BY SAYING TRUTH OR DARE: the person is supposed to either say truth or dare.....the idea is to ask hard personal/sexual question or DARE the person to do something crazy/sexual: e.g,

U SAY Truth or dare and she says truth: you ask her " what turns you on crazily in ur body?" ( this is to help u know where to touch her when leta) or u ask " when was the last time you had s3x?" or " what is your best s3x position or what is the most crazy thing you have ever done with a guy's d1ck?" hope u get the idea?

if however she says Dare: Say i dare you to take off your cloths, or I dare you u pull out my d1ik and suck it or I dare you to kiss me. or i dare you to stoke ur clitoris ..... get the jeck? these are subtle ways to have her help u do ur work and b4 u know it, the deed has been done and a man can always trace his way back to a forest he has visited b4!

the above is the best subtle way.
but these are other ways:
Buy alcohol and coke or fruit juice to mix, Play a collection of her best songs as u guys are drinking( make sure u have eaten ooooo b4 u do this), and u must drink wisely, the idea is to get u tipsy and not drunk. let her drink wild, soon she wud start dancing, join her , if she gives u b00ty, grab it and rock her, b4 u know it, ragae wud turn blue!

Or u can go buy an Romance/erotic movie and let the movie do the rest , there must be alcohol too, drink as u watch!

pick one of these and apply

thank me latter

Rich Regards

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 12:04pm On May 03, 2016

MAIL QUESTION:

To start with, am an introvert, an exteremely shy person and get embarassed easily but i am exeremely handsome about 6'7 ft, dark but no muscles shaa... lol am just slim, not thin, to the extent that i get complements from fellow guys in my school..... thats just to tell u how i am...

There is this girl in my school, we stay in the same hostel. when i was in 100l and still a total novice, i started noticing that she likes me, she comes to my room EVERYDAY, saying she wants to greet me. She calls me on phone just to check on me/find out if i have eaten so on... every boyd in d hostel knows she likes me alot, she even comes to my room with only a tank top that stopsjust at her tigh... without panties, she tells me.. and i know cos of d way she is consious when she sits.. we she talks alot tho about herself cos am not much of a talker, during one of our conversations she found out that am a virgin, since then one way or the other shes asking me y am still a virgin. From indications she wants me to bang her.... but as a shy guy i didnt pay attention to those as i can hardly initiate any sexual contact as i have this fear.....

fast forward to present.. i think the attraction has reduced alot, tho she still come to my room but not like b4, just when she needs something, tho she still comes often still wearing those exteremely provocative dresses.. there was a day i wanted to kiss her, i was sure she was ready for it but i couldnt move... that fear just gripped me, i hated my self afterwards.. still i havnt dont anything bout it, i say 'i will try to kiss her today' but when shes leaving to her room maybe around 12 or 1am (yeah she stays that long in my room)i jusy watch her go without nothing happening... this is just one of the cases am having with females, maybe cos of my looks they get attracted but i as a person dont like attention, i dont like talking to people, i have selected people i talk to in d dept tho i have this tendencies to ne exteremely fully if u manage to engage me a convo but i dont like starting one... please help me... i want to be good with women but i cant just seem to take a step to do it. I have read alot of dating tips.. still.

Sorry for the very long post... so you could understand me thats y

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 12:02pm On May 03, 2016

Thanks Rocktation.....I owe you 2, u owe me 1 cheesy

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Lola's Corner by HARDDON: 10:56am On May 03, 2016

nubian999:
ok.... why the anger if you getting SOME yourself then you should smile...

I've boycotted the rod for awhile yes but... you ova thinking a joke so sorry for disturbing you

As you were sire Harrdon stand up!!

@ bolded Konji la bastardo! shocked

, lil wonda she trails me! wink

. U cant get this on dah cheap lil one.

U have to impress me, but u keep going in circles, if i might remind you, u are on a very loooooOONG queue.

btw, u murder my moniker on dah constant with ur erotic tots. angry

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 5:44pm On May 02, 2016*

MAIL QUESTION:

Met her at a religious gathering, she seemed the calm type, quite young and adorably beautiful.
Has the voice that can heal a mad man and the body like Venus'.

Dark, shapy and very intelligent. Sad thing, she is much younger than me (She doesn't know this). With respect to class, I am not bad. Good looking and smart with respect to dress sense. I speak well and am the quite type in the organisation.

My first attempt to get her contact was not so successful. I blamed myself cause my approach was the type of string a teenager would pull. So, it failed, of course with a little embarrassment.

I got over it and tried to say hello, but then she travelled.

I got her contact through someone who knew her and we got talking, found out she wasn't good with sarcasm. I am very good with making sarcastic jokes. But this babe just doesnt flow, cant chat and often responds with monosyllables. Couple of times I told her.

Anyway, point is, I tried to break her defences. Turned out she bailed. You know, she stopped taking my calls, reads my messages without responding. I resolved to giving her space.

I like her, a lot. I don't know what her impression is of me. But I will love to have her in my arms.

My Response:

You blew it right from the start and tru all ur conversation and actions all along, u have been most boring.
U couldnt just get your feet right where this gurl is and that made u fall from one depth to the other. trying too much.

No need to try, u cant force a lady to get attracted to you, for everything u do henceforth, just drives her the more away from you. learn your lesson from this and move on. make sure you go tru the thread , mostly the part that talks about meeting ladies.

by the way, every lady is gud with sarcasm, only when u put the right foot forward, get it wrong the first time, get it wrong all along and no matter how hard u try, she wud neva laugh.

this is why u wud see a lady online chatting with a guy but ignores every other guy or give them the mono syllabic responses. the more she does that, the more u look forward to her responses , the more it frustrates, the more needy u wud get , the more it drives them away.

when u notice a lady doing this, be the first to walk and never sell short, u are worth more

NB: learn from this skill: learn to ignore ladies u are interested in, learn to relax , take your time, ignore their calls sometimes, make your self unavailable sometimes and create this attractive tension, the more u do this, the more they wud want u

SENSE PILL 9: Scarcity leads to High Demand/Price

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Romance › Re: How To Ask Out A Beautiful Girl by HARDDON: 5:26pm On May 02, 2016

BiafraBushBoy:
How to ask a beautiful girl out...

There is just no step in dating...

if u stumble upon a girl who you are compactible with, just ask her after few dates, " Can you be my gf??"... you already know the answer...

asking a gurl out have same effect as telling a gurl u luv her! they are both wack: this is how gurls interpret it: can we officially put a name to this now so we can i can have some legally right to ur body? she reads it: now he wants my body.
no gurl, in this age and time wud say YES! none! they wud either ask you " dont you think u are moving to fast?" or i wud think about it or im not ready for dating now or I like you as a friend or some other annoying reasons! but yes wud neva be. even if she was beginning to like u , immediately u ask this question, she wud just withdraw into her shell!. unless ofcos its a gurl that just wano get down,,,,,friends for benefit,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

learn more here

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/3#45149142

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 4:56pm On May 02, 2016

TheSCRYPT:
HARDDON, you've got mail.

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 4:39pm On May 02, 2016

Due to Mail Demands, From now on, we would be posting and answering questions that where sent to me tru emails so that we all can benefit from them also. here go:

QUESTION FROM EMAIL

Thing is, I'm this closeted, shy kinda person yet not buoyant financially.
I'm currently friends with this girl who I now have feelings for.

I have in the guise of this done almost all that clingy n first-loving people do in the guise of being nice; I have idolised, over-complemented, smothered n allowed her have her ways before now.

Finally, I'll be relocating to another state in some days and I still haven't told her anything, though I guess she's sensed it already.

I've been afraid she might rebuff my advance knowing I haven't really built much attraction with her yet.

Can this situation be helped, should I still go ahead declaring my mind to her? Will you advise I give her more time n see about doing that from wherever I move to?

My Advise:

whatever you do, dont you ever tell her anything cos she already knows.

what you should do now is strive to create attraction not to sink down deep into the friend zone

have u ever kissed , touched , done any intimate thing with her b4?

have you guys ever gone dancing b4, club /party? ever drank any form of liquor with her? ever gone to the pool? if u were to call her now and tell her that u are going somewhere tomorow and want her to come along, wud she gladly come? kindly answer these questions so we know how to rightly advise u.

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 4:20pm On May 02, 2016

DonWhizzy:
Wow Rocktation!!! that was swift!

Ah sight you, thanks!

ehmmm by the way, when are YOU taking me out so i can check out the personality behind the moniker?

Singing " we all need somebody to leannnnn on" you've leaned on dah keypad too long, come let's take to dah skies and taste some clouds .

do me a mail with you number and dont keep big deddy waiting for too long

Rich Regards

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 4:16pm On May 02, 2016

NLjona:
how?

But for the guys with right motives,

Here is how u go about this : send her this short message the next day: " hi, i heard u you missed me so much and cant wait to melt into my arms in warm embrace. thatz my line, call."

two things you have achieved here: one u didnt introduce yourself, so she wudnt really know who it is(suspense) , so she would be forced to call. when she does, dont take. wait till the next day, early morning, then send her this msg: " hi, saw your beep yesterday, who could this be?" two things here: you are implying you have forgotten(annoying but kul) you told her to call u, and u dont even know who she is.

she wud be forced to call back immediately or send a msg: if she calls, take ur time, let the phone ring for some time b4 u pick and say (with a deep relaxed voice: " hello, who im i unto?" she wud say well you sent me a msg yesterday, u take ur time like u thinking and say oh, the Gurl they say is missing me so much she cant eat, sleep or think? ......."

u get the jeck?

if she ask you who u are, shot back by saying : how can a gf forget her bf's voice? yea i know my voice sound richer now but that doesnt mean it changed"
if she doenst still get it, tell her she has 5 secs to guess who u r for u got other things to take care of........whether she guess right or not, tell her you got to go now, and hang up.

the idea is to create suspense that leads to attraction .

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 1:52pm On May 02, 2016

NLjona:
how?

your motive is just wrong, here we help guys better understand the web of women and better themselves in trying to get that gurl of their dream not turn monsters and see ladies as OBJECT OF PASSIONATE PLEASURE and treat them like b1tches.
if you want b1tches, i think they sell for 1k and above

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Lola's Corner by HARDDON: 12:51pm On May 02, 2016

nubian999:

I just missed your poetry and not your harddon pottery

what has poetry got to do with "Life is One Big Hardd ON " ? embarassed

besides, u sound like u someone that hasnt had a lil som som in a very long while and therefore link all talks to under da sheets...

SHE MISSED ME, but i dont fancy her and she wudnt just let me be

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Lola's Corner by HARDDON: 11:34am On May 02, 2016

nubian999:
Life is One Big Harddon

what have i to do with thee thou mortal? angry

stop hitting on me indirectly, i know u are head-over-heels for me, come out plainly and tell me.

who knows, u might get lucky.... but not b4 you prove to me you are worth my golden while cool

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 11:24am On May 02, 2016

Adasun:
[/b]

mehn!!!

Some beauty the make head twist twice.

Oboy e get one wey i c ba,u knw those fine babes wey da inside del ta soap?

Na so da gal fine bt she no knw book one bit.she is a corper serving in a skul

choi bt God design dat gal die.

chai u don make my man stand attention! grin

give me her number, usually i no dey waste time wit dullardinhos but id make exception with her, make ah teach her small book mbok

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Romance › Re: 20 Years And Still So Much In Love! Will Smith And Jada Pinkett by HARDDON: 11:20am On May 02, 2016

willy willy, glad u didnt bring the bad boy swag to real life!

kudos

Politics › Re: May Day: Read What Labour Union Told Buhari Yesterday by HARDDON: 11:16am On May 02, 2016

directionless

Romance › Re: Crushing On Linda Ikeji by HARDDON: 11:08am On May 02, 2016

go tell her on twitter to stop running tru ur mind if not, u wud sue her for HEART TRESPASSING!

and be very serious about it

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 11:04am On May 02, 2016

Adasun:
lols@look at this dude

U are trying sha,i mean explaining it and hw it works.

I thought it's natural before .

Bt am nt bad o

all men think same thing @ bolded, but women know better......

wish guys wud learn so that people like us are not seen as goDs in the eyes of these gurls

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:56am On May 02, 2016

Adasun:
yeah u are right on dis aspect.

Another thing is dat some of this pretty ladies don't know anything.i just turn me off

usually dont look for gurls who know so much in this lane, they are difficult to bring up and teach my ways, rather look for those who are open to learning.... cool

but if itz been dumb, I dont waste my time, move on....afterall, what is beauty without brain?

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:53am On May 02, 2016

Adasun:
dude,i don drop woman matter.

I have better goals to meet up with rather than hunting women like dog

u will be suprise dat some of them would nt even smile at some of ur extemporize jokes u wrote up their.

Bros being a player no da my crib again.i just wan enjoy normal lyf.

After all at the end all na vanity

aiit, dont just turn gay on us all! cheesy

you must have been a very bad baller cheesy

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Politics › Re: Al-Makura's Convoy Helps Accident Victims - PICS by HARDDON: 10:49am On May 02, 2016*

this is all there is to humanity! a heart that reaches out to others no matter the circumstances!

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:42am On May 02, 2016

Adasun:
some of this gals are as dumb as an ice block.

U will use some of this witty jokes and u wil notice only urself laughing

or she would like,what is this guy say

Or i don't understand u

one thing is for sure,woman thing no dey pay.

Focuse,have positive goals,become rich,look for a gud woman to marry,shikena!!!

i always tell newbies that the worse set of people to be with are those that are without sense of humour(dumb)! what are you wasting your time with that kinda woman for? when there are thousand out there bored to death and cud make do with a lil laughter?

@ bolded, itz even more difficult to find tru ladies that are not after you money once made, and this is the process of finding that one for you we are laying across

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:37am On May 02, 2016

tegak10:
I didn't do anything o... we didn't see ourselves for a month cos I travelled n even then we still talked on bbm...

ts just recently I noticed I'll go n see her,she'll be free AF n all f a sudden she has this thing she wanna do/somewhere to be.. calling is even worse she'll pick talk fr like 40secs say she came hear me then hang up. calling again her phone is either switched off or she won't answer d call

just move on gee, u totally blew it already. and im very sure another guy is spinning her now.

save the last respect u got and cut ties with her

ouch! @ bolded

SENSE PILL 8: Go to places where u r celebrated instead of places where u r tolerated

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Romance › Re: LADIES!! Here Are 5 Questions That You MUST Ask The Man You Are Dating! by HARDDON: 3:40am On May 02, 2016

ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#ab55d3]Haha

....°With the way you keep throwin' yaself at me
I fer sure you was mine

°The Queen may have
....But I rule my mouth an I decide what I say [/color]

Keep dreaming about u melting into my arms one day from a hug.....
Dreaming is allowed....so is trying to hang ur cloths where ur hands can't reach.

Think I might hv to pull down my pix cos I'm very sure u be mastubating with it ! angry

#ouch!

N to say I throw myself @ a ghost who isn't proud of herself enuf to put up a profile pixs, is d joke of za century.

Romance › Re: LADIES!! Here Are 5 Questions That You MUST Ask The Man You Are Dating! by HARDDON: 3:21am On May 02, 2016

ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#ba55d3] What'd I say?.....°A funny clown

....Yes, [b]my funny clown
it's a southern American slang
°I don't know whay they say up north[/color

@bolded, I've told u emphatically ,world over, that u CANT hv me, I'm not that cheap.

N d queen that colonised america says its Your

Romance › Re: LADIES!! Here Are 5 Questions That You MUST Ask The Man You Are Dating! by HARDDON: 2:58am On May 02, 2016

ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#b455d3]°•Haha
°I contend with you because yer a funny clown an you make me laugh[/color]

There she goes again rodfl. Don't just choke ooo. Can't fit write police report.

Contend? shocked

with all my punch lines u be absorbing? Oh puleeez

Btw, what is Yer? Couldn't be an american bastrrdized way of saying Your? angry

Romance › Re: LADIES!! Here Are 5 Questions That You MUST Ask The Man You Are Dating! by HARDDON: 2:39am On May 02, 2016

ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#b455d3] ....°•See how you make me smile?

.....Bein' nice doesn't castrate a man.
°It makes him more appealing. [/color]

Ur smile isn't a new thing kiddo, since u met me, u turned into a smiley ! An emoticon cheesy

Yea I have that effect on ladies, especially the ugly ones! grin

The beautiful hawt ones, starts drooling . cool

Bein nice doesn't? Tell that to the Marines , they wud bliv u swiftly cos they lack female company . embarassed

Newsflash; been an airhead was what got u stung n stuck to me that even when I told u I don't really fancy u, u wudnt let me me tongue

#teamairheadrocks

#teamniceguyssuck

#biteme ( no not down below u pervert!)

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 2:09am On May 02, 2016*

NLjona:
harddon...m kinda still mastering the game sha ..but I want you to help with this different case.. i lost contact with my ex last year but recently she called a friend of ours Nd told him to gv me her number... Nd with the experience in the game I know I will fail big time if I call her Nd texting doesn't even sound good too.. I just wanna set anoda compass on her BT this time not for love..

Wrong motives . can't help .

But for the guys with right motives,

Here is how u go about this : send her this short message the next day: " hi, i heard u you missed me so much and cant wait to melt into my arms in warm embrace. thatz my line, call."

two things you have achieved here: one u didnt introduce yourself, so she wudnt really know who it is(suspense) , so she would be forced to call. when she does, dont take. wait till the next day, early morning, then send her this msg: " hi, saw your beep yesterday, who could this be?" two things here: you are implying you have forgotten(annoying but kul) you told her to call u, and u dont even know who she is.

she wud be forced to call back immediately or send a msg: if she calls, take ur time, let the phone ring for some time b4 u pick and say (with a deep relaxed voice: " hello, who im i unto?" she wud say well you sent me a msg yesterday, u take ur time like u thinking and say oh, the Gurl they say is missing me so much she cant eat, sleep or think? ......."

u get the jeck?

if she ask you who u are, shot back by saying : how can a gf forget her bf's voice? yea i know my voice sound richer now but that doesnt mean it changed"
if she doenst still get it, tell her she has 5 secs to guess who u r for u got other things to take care of........whether she guess right or not, tell her you got to go now, and hang up

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