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Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage: I Never Slept With Donjazzy, Tuface And Dr Sid by HARDDON: 11:15pm On Apr 29, 2016

HARDDON:
I might not bliv she slept wit d odas but I'm suspecting 2face..... He really has two faces

But tb is a kid wearing an adult body.

This is why every guy shld follow this thread :

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 11:11pm On Apr 29, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°*There was a stain on yer post so I wiped it off ....°You welcome. [/color]

Mmmm, u cleaning after me now? Wow, Gud wify trait, but uv got to do much more than that to impress me.

While at it, remember that u r on a very loooong queue

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Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage: I Never Slept With Donjazzy, Tuface And Dr Sid by HARDDON: 11:01pm On Apr 29, 2016

Ariel20:
Teebillz pls kill yourself...who cares anyway??

Nonsense!

Tiwa pls take heart. We believe you

I might not bliv slept wit d odas but I'm suspecting 2face..... He really has two faces

But tb is a kid wearing an adult body.

Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage: I Never Slept With Donjazzy, Tuface And Dr Sid by HARDDON: 11:01pm On Apr 29, 2016

Ariel20:
Teebillz pls kill yourself...who cares anyway??

Nonsense!

Tiwa pls take heart. We believe you

I might not bliv she slept wit d odas but I'm suspecting 2face..... He really has two faces

But tb is a kid wearing an adult body.

This is why every guy shld follow this thread :

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only

Politics › Re: Oba Of Benin Death: Our Hearts Are Heavy, Says Oshiomhole by HARDDON: 10:32pm On Apr 29, 2016

Igodomigodo

The sound of a passing time
Drawn in the euphoria of a beta land
A washed with wisdom of men long gone
To the waters u mortals must drink
As dimly the light shine over her

Igodomigodo
Hear, the gong clung
Calling from a distance land
To the feast flesh can't taste
The king called

Igodomigodo
Suddenly silence visits the palace
For once the parrot prayed calm
The orator called out in sorrow
Accompanied by d sonority of d flute
My father my Father
The iroko of our motherland
I called thee
The king cud hear d resounding echo
He remembered his people
Made a dash towards d flute
The way he had done in time gone
He came around called to them
Sat by the queen spoke to her
But none cud hear him
Alone against his norm
He wept as he watched them gather
Over his copy so stale
His people so sad
For beyond d Rubicon he's crossed
Still his body lay
Regalled in Royalty
Frailed in mortal fragility
He waved so long

Rest on

Our footprints in the liveS of all we touched while on earth we tread is d only lagacy we live behind

My Quiet Quill

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Politics › Re: Oba Of Benin Death: Our Hearts Are Heavy, Says Oshiomhole by HARDDON: 10:08pm On Apr 29, 2016*

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Romance › Re: Girl Wraps Pounded Yam And Efo Riro (vegetables) As Birthday Gift For Her Man. by HARDDON: 8:03pm On Apr 29, 2016

She just embarrassed the living day light out of the guy!

Delivered to d office? #Jeezzzwoman!

Cud the lady be Born2Breed?

Romance › Re: Girl Wraps Pounded Yam And Efo Riro (vegetables) As Birthday Gift For Her Man. by HARDDON: 8:00pm On Apr 29, 2016

mhiz:
The food was a gift from the heart, it does not have to always be something expensive. Notice that she took care in wrapping it, and using his favourite colour. I think its a thoughtful gift.

Politics › Re: Patrick Obahiagbon’s Tribute To Oba Of Benin by HARDDON: 6:40pm On Apr 29, 2016

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HARDDON: 6:30pm On Apr 29, 2016

What a rave sweeping tru this virtual land

Op, the tradition is u list all of them contestant with direct link to their profiles so that folks can scan tru n take a pick......

My mind is still multy processing which way to go as I've only seen 3 of dem.... ivy stands out for now till I see the others

Romance › Re: "Sad" She Cries When Ever I Tell Her How Much I Love Her... by HARDDON: 6:14pm On Apr 29, 2016

Amelian:
Awwwww....
Pls pass me some handkerchiefs...

On a serious note, u should be very happy she loves u this much..

Guy! Yur lucky!

Op wud soon blow it

Btw, is that really u Amy?

Romance › Re: Lol... Lady Narrates How A Man Deceived Her With His 'big' D**k by HARDDON: 6:02pm On Apr 29, 2016

Angelberry:
Funny lady she didn't feel his D in her...why boast of what u don't have guys be real, you can do wonders with your lil man no matter how tiny if you know how to use it.

#purelie

They only get to hang unto d walls n scrub scraps cos broad is d way n deep is d well, if they dare launch straight, they might lose their d1cks n waist in d process! cheesy

Besides, they r limited to certain positions, cnt explore d kind blowing ones.

Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Stuns At The National Tourism Summit (photos) by HARDDON: 4:56pm On Apr 29, 2016

She's so intimidated by Ben n what is his hands doing on her waist?

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 4:48pm On Apr 29, 2016

SimpleBea:
You got me enthralled.

Oh , Thatz ma hobby tongue

I wud only get excited when u tell me u got d woman of ur dreams back cool

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Romance › Re: How Can I Approach A Girl Always Frowning Her Face? by HARDDON: 4:44pm On Apr 29, 2016

naijamakossa:
guy u must be an expert,,,

There r no experts in d world of women , just learners ..
.. Men that don't go with d flow rather studies it n divise strange means to stay ahead of the game.

The world of women is like a racing track, those who maintain track( nice guys) always come last( get friend zoned, turned magas )

U don't do that, u use suspense/witty/funny shortcuts, they ain't used to( n wud Neva be) b4 they even remember u havent even asked them thier names, steamy deeds has been done!

#purebreed

Romance › Re: How Can I Approach A Girl Always Frowning Her Face? by HARDDON: 4:22pm On Apr 29, 2016

Here is ur answer:

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/1#45035607

To summarise, u r oozing despiration n ladies' six-sence radar can pick that from a thousand miles.
N the natural F off , usually spiritually written on their fore heads, springs to live....it is their defensive mechanism to warn off balless guys n crude players.

It is not of their making : fine ladies get like btw 15-50 hits everyday! If u were to be in her shoes, u wud naturally divise a means to filter d shafts n Let pure breeds like me tru
tongue

Avoid using stale lines like hey beautiful, hello sexy, hi baby, all these wake that red flag up, unknowingly to u, n her face hardenes

Go with friend making attitude not cheap fvck seeking one!

Do urself some gud, n go tru that thread

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 4:06pm On Apr 29, 2016

HARDDON:
@ SimpleBea,

We can still use d luv letter line on her. Depending on ur body language, voice tone n the way u lay it across, I might still work:

Here go: I saw the luv letter u wrote n placed in my text book sometime ago, u were so shy u cudnt be lady enuf to just ask me out?

( our aim is to unnerve her n make her laugh, surprise her with d new witty u n ultimately attract her )

She wud ask u when was that:
With a quizzical look, n a lil smack smile playing on ur lips, say " wow, it must have really annoyed u I ignored u. Ur face suddenly turned red.... "

Whatever she says, make sure u twist it to show she really wanted u but was just too shy, make it look like u friend zoned her

I like my woman outspoken not so shy......

Now here is one of my best lines:

thereafter say:
I DONT THINK THIS RELATIONSHIP WUD WORK .....

so many wud forget themselves n ask u why not: how can it work when u cudnt tell me how u felt about me but rather go hugging ur pillow at night wishing i was there? It means if we start dating, it is sign language we be communicating with? grin

Some wud ask what r/ship: tell her that btw moon n d star ( with a surprise look on ur face).

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 4:03pm On Apr 29, 2016*

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 3:53pm On Apr 29, 2016

@ SimpleBea,

We can still use d luv letter line on her. Depending on ur body language, voice tone n the way u lay it across, I might still work:

Here go: I saw the luv letter u wrote n placed in my text book sometime ago, u were so shy u cudnt be lady enuf to just ask me out?

( our aim is to unnerve her n make her laugh, surprise her with d new witty u n ultimately attract her )

She wud ask u when was that:
With a quizzical look, n a lil smack smile playing on ur lips, say " wow, it must have really annoyed u I ignored u. Ur face suddenly turned red.... " cheesy

Whatever she says, make sure u twist it to show she really wanted u but was just too shy, make it look like u friend zoned her

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Romance › Re: There Is Always That One Ex Who Gave You The Best Sex by HARDDON: 1:30pm On Apr 29, 2016*

Tot we on da rhyme zone
Balled here to feel some fine tone
Guts got blown , down tone

I just dey my nest
Dey do my best for west
As All my ex dey vex
Say I open their crest
With my Rude pest
Leave them continue my quest
Nw them no dey feel any other test
Sex na till we see next
Say I beta past their ex , even their next

My exes
People wifys now dey call my phone
Say they want ma honey cone
Book hotel book flight
Say na my ride sleek pass
Say na my song sweet pass
Na my waist twist pass
My rod rude pass
But I jump them pass
Change my number
Change my life
Still I no fit rest

I turn virgins to well, drink
Semi virgins to broad way , swim
Five paths nuke
No jest no joke
My rod na yoke
No coke to poke

All hail Jrod

My Quiet Quill

Come feed Kingcheezypuff
While @ it, ring up butteredbiscuit and ping VainValery
I know y'all be waiting for ma flow for some time now

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Romance › Re: Chicks Read Your Bible, Allow Him Bleep by HARDDON: 1:08pm On Apr 29, 2016

whiteybankz:
Hope u aint one of those wailers

Sure u really wano do this?
undecided

#ihanggutsonthedustofhumilation#indverycribofguts

Romance › Re: Chicks Read Your Bible, Allow Him Bleep by HARDDON: 12:57pm On Apr 29, 2016

whiteybankz:
Laff then, no be only u economy dey tell on

No everybody operates under buhary economy
#facts

Romance › Re: Chicks Read Your Bible, Allow Him Bleep by HARDDON: 12:40pm On Apr 29, 2016

whiteybankz:
One problem I have is chicks not reading their Bible.
King Solomon had 700 wives and cheated on them with 300 concubines. Ur boyfriend cheats on you with 1 lady and we can't have peace. Chicks read your Bible
Oya chop me raw baes…

#worraJoke

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 12:35pm On Apr 29, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°•You butcher my name on the constant.

...°•I ain't been readin' this stuff, just disruptin' it's flow
*°An you helpin' me
[/color]

What Name?
King-oiled-Puffpuff , vainVerarahia or ButteredB00ty?

Yea sure, u aint reading this stuff, u just chose to spread ur mat on here, spread eagled, waiting for that gullible guy to come have a swift snipe...

Well guess what? We ain't interested!

We luv gurls that are intellectually challenging, logically alluring n tactically enchanting not some lay about whose singular idiosyncrazy is a penchant for b00bs n B00ty bargains .
#ouch! #somebodypleasecall922 #PuffyisDownIrepeatPuffyeyesISoUT

#theLiondoesnotScavange#fact

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 12:05pm On Apr 29, 2016

SimpleBea:
Harddon.
I fancy girls alot bt i dnt show it. This makes some girls crush on me. For example, i lent out my textbook to a girl and when she returned it. She wrote her number at the back. I dint call her, after crushin on me for abt a month.she later frendzoned me. Even, my brother think i am datin her. He asked her, are we dating and she said no. She said i didnt tell her i love her, and that its only msgs that i do send.
Its true that i do send msg... I love this gel deeply bt dint knw aw i should i tell her. She had friendzoned m ryt nw.

How can i make her love me again?

Part 2:
To d bolded, know this, women have six sense. They can read ur body language in a jiffy n know what is on ur mind. They study ur eye contact, actions n inactions that helps them draw conclusions that r very right most times!

This is that part of them that has been the bane on the existence of cheating husbys n bfs...they just know

Bliv me , she knew u luved her, she was just waiting for u to convert that strong luv into an attractive force that wud make her deny her family n follow u, but u were too naive

( hit urself with a pitch book 5 times now! Yea u deserved to be punished ! ) cheesy

As much as it is very difficult to come out of da friend's zone, we should try.

Now here is the deal: u r going to do just the opposite of all that u have done in time past.

Cos Big Brother always say : if u have dug urself into a pit, u don't keep digging to come out, u seek help from above, a rope... N I'm about throwing u one, u just have to follow exactly what I say.

1) u r gono take hold of ur emotions and forget d fact u luv her much, this wud help u think on or feet n use d skills I'm about to tell u

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 11:36am On Apr 29, 2016*

SimpleBea:
Harddon.
I fancy girls alot bt i dnt show it. This makes some girls crush on me. For example, i lent out my textbook to a girl and when she returned it. She wrote her number at the back. I dint call her, after crushin on me for abt a month.she later frendzoned me. Even, my brother think i am datin her. He asked her, are we dating and she said no. She said i didnt tell her i love her, and that its only msgs that i do send.
Its true that i do send msg... I love this gel deeply bt dint knw aw i should i tell her. She had friendzoned m ryt nw.

How can i make her love me again?

Telling a gurl u luv her is like handing over ur balls to her, giving her ,on a platter , d license to start demanding things n leaning on u for most of her wants.
It send d wrong message out to dem n puts frictional tension btw u too, now u both start getting conscious of each other's presence n starts acting PSEUDO RIGHT so as not to mess up d whole thingy n the friendship that u shld be building, wanes!

Don't get me wrong, I know women r moved by what they hear, there r right things to tell her to create attraction , not this very commonly used, super-abused word she has heard world over
This is just wrong.

I can tell u that she didn't friend zone u because u didn't tell her u luv her( in fact, that shld draw her close cos she wud wano know how a man is able to hold his tots,control his mind), d reason she friendzoned u is in those messages u have been sending ( both physically n tru phone)
BORING MSGS that doused d attraction she felt for u at first that made her borrow ur text book so she can give u her number since u wudnt ask n she didn't know how to approach u.

This is what u shld hv done immediately u saw her number:

U wud have waited a day or two, this is to keep her anticipating ur call( bliv me she was) then on the third day, ring her up( u cant imagine d excitement she wud feel to know its u calling) n say:

" is that how shy u are? So u cudnt tell Me to my face that u r dying for me rather u used sense to collect my text book so u can write me a luv letter Tru it?

Well guess what ? u are on a very long queue, u have to show me why u deserve ME cos I'm not that Cheap. " cool

She wud try to deny writting it, then u hit her thus:

" oh so u cudnt even write it with ur clear eyes ? U had to HY up? O-2-da-h the blazing luv u feel for me, Yea i know i have that effect on ladies! "

Do u get the msg? U r inputing it to her she wants U so badly, ofcos she does!
Don't u ever fail again when faced with this Linda situation

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Romance › Re: When Bae Is Just Too Childish.. by HARDDON: 12:12am On Apr 29, 2016

FreemanDave:
No.

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 12:07am On Apr 29, 2016

NevetsIbot:
hahahahahah.... Em nice guys. Lol

They make guys like us appear like goDs to ladies n makes it very easy for us....

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 8:54pm On Apr 28, 2016

lexaydfg:
Learning a lot here.... Ride on op

Uwc, tell us some of ur experiences , we wano learn from u too

Politics › Re: Fulani Crisis: Buhari Meeting With Governors, See Who Is Absent by HARDDON: 8:45pm On Apr 28, 2016

popcykaylah:
We all know say that one brain dey always work anti clockwise when others working clockwise.

We also knw this is not about d ills of Fulani ,or when did finance minister n CBN gov turn security chiefs?

Or did he miss them up?

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:03am On Apr 28, 2016

NevetsIbot:
big ups bro! Glad Ientered this thread. No girl wants another 'woMAN' THEY SECRETLY AND UNCONCIOUSLY LONG TO BE UNDER AN ALPHA ,ALES AUTHORITY. ONE THAT CAN CONTROL THEM.

Buh these guys no wan show face o.

Sure thing!

BTW,
One thing is to be sick n not know u r, the other is to be sick n seek solution, most guys don't know they stink n suck with ladies

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