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koikoi2:
Ignorance is a disease. As a professional we "estimate" which means it may close or bigger than d true value. We have a standard of doing that. Sorry I can't disclose How to u. Purely professional.

Being in public domain does not mean that d cause should not be investigated. Why do d police investigate a crime in public domain? U don't just assume or give in to hear-say. we investigate to ascertain.

Take this basic hint:
Volume = Area × Thickness

Brotherly! U Sure blew it out of proportion, that was said on a lighter note but ofcos, harsh working condition have a way of blocking out a sense humour .
Explanation, needless

Peace

johnydon22:
Bible, Quran are both works of human literature same goes with Harry potter, enuma elis and the likes..

So what ever your sentimental attachment towards a particular book is doesn't take it off the category of being a work of literature which i was referring to..

It all rests in what you understand if your sentimental attachment towards the Quran inclines you to place it higher than any other literally works i also hold Lord of the rings in high esteem but that personal sentiment doesn't change it from being a work of literature.

So your misplacement of my meanings remains of your own doing

U term the Bible as work of literature? N even went further to compare it to such mudane books as Harry Potter?

How shallow can one be?
How many blinds eyes have popped opened, how many lame walked, How many insane people got healed because Harry Potter was quoted?


N when that myopic head of yours u lay to bed, How many of those books can explain to u what happens when u got attacked in ur sleep until u wake up sweating profusely , it was so real?


How many of those books can Stand d forces of darkness?
U think the world is all about bread n butter? Literature n arts? U better wake up from ur slumber b4 u die like a chicken Cos people like u, die no other way.

N to think there r those who try to be free minded in this age n time is just simply worrisome.
Know this: as Sure as light n darkness, so is the forces of evil n of God. Ain't no inbtwn

All u wrote here are mortal jargon flowing from an uninformed , unenlightened mind. But just like Saul turned Paul, u still have chance.

GIVE your life to Jesus Christ n watch him transform your life. There ain't no two ways about it.
U r blessed

SirChime:
No peace for the wicked. All those that made GEJ reign troublesome and ungovernable will have a huge payday. This is just the beginning. Is better everyone faces his region for growth and development. Oil don finish.

Daz just d way eriz!

I remember atiku: those who make peaceful change impossible, make voilent change inevitable....

N they did troubled Gej, yet d man achieved.
Let's see How this gov Wud achieve anything with efcc......

No developmental blueprint
No plans to curb economic recession, no nothing!
He is busy touring, guess he want the visit all d countries in d world b4 he sips his last breath

koikoi2:
Very true story. Right now am in Brass community for a Joint Investigation Visit which was concluded this morning.
The total impacted area is about 24,137m2 and 25.5 bbls of crude oil was spilled. It was my job to ascertain the cause of d spill and estimate the volume of spill. I will upload d picture of d blasted brass manifold soon.

U mean they pay u to ascertain Cos of spill that has been in public domain? Wow!

N how might I ask further, pardon my ignorance, do u Hope to estimate spill that has been spilled?

.....
U r just eating free monthly alawee

ozoigbondu:
Bubu should ask Jonah how he managed those boys

Pseudo
Military might n pride wudnt let him.
He wants to stop amnesty by drawing them out, very wrong move!
He tried to shake just one n there u have it, once peaceful region going up in flames.
By the time he finally stops amnesty, bliv me, the boys wudnt just be blowing up pipe lines.... nida wud only ndelta feel their wrath this time.... the boys r now spread out e end into other countries

Whoever is advising him on Nigeria Delta affairs needs to be sacked.

Kids ain't meant to robe agbada now, it swallows them like bedspread

#punintended

nzeobi:
Is quite unfortunate but this wasn't happening before.
Mr president please be a father to all and talk to all stakeholders involved and carry everybody along just like the best president of Nigeria YARADUA did.

Don't listen to some of your zombie advisers who think every problem should be solved with threats and military might.

GEJ left are a relatively peaceful nation though not united but you can try and unite all.

He can't. Can't unite Nigeria... check out his govmnt , is the nation Well represented?
Even his kwaruption fight is lopsided, quote this , in 4 years, he wud achieve relatively nothing!

How can a man, with an elephant load on his neck go caressing sleeping lions?

woke from my ethereal slumber n noticed, however crude, toolz took all her farm tools n off dah front page, she took all fruits.
wooed she was, then they bloomed, here now, on a stool she stood n dah whole hood, lay some drools


sexzy kool i input

Nubian113:
Ok next time please provide your sauce

ethereal sauce is too rich for thy mortal sack.....u'd run outa steam.

hold a tot
how hail, my soul i quizzed, did she rape my Lordly privacy, to deduce Tek 9ine strapped to them worldly moniker?

let me i pray thee
be gone i must

Nubian113:
E838 warisdis one saying now

Simple

goDs dont dine with mortals

Nubian113:
9inch harddon

What have I to do with thee
Oh thou mortal?
U sprout, in spasm u spill
U frail, u frazzle
Dazed and dazzled
Placid u lay tattled

All from totz
Of a sexy sobriquet
How mortal
So mortal

Jadekitana:
Pidgin english

U read mah mind.

I also don't fancy loud, selfish n dirty gurls

vault:
seriously I didn't even see your face..... my eyes are just taking me to the lower part of the picture.....
especially the last pic


am still trying hard to see ur face no offence

Unfortunately foam filled!

U r so gullible es not to see tru.



Mehn, d face sha..... Allizwell

Teempakguy:
I kind of feel guilty because I've done this before. but sometimes, you just can't help it. once you get the girl, the thrill of the chase goes away. and everything kinda becomes boring. and the excitement dies away.

which is why it is best to go for someone who will fill your life with excitement all the time.

Simply the Flashy cousin of luv: infatuation.
Can't eat, can't sleep, can't think while in d chase n u think : finally, I ve met her, fastforward to the deed, n d Vail suddenly varnishes with d act, off ur eyes, n she bcomes crystal clear: Oops, what I'm I doing here? But it felt so right at first


Op, Itz a pity as important a topic as d heart, lust n love, nobody teaches nobody about them, we just learn by experience like in marriage, n we all know, by hopping from tree to tree, d monkey masters the act of jungle survival.

Gurl ain't no saint in this too, infact unlike guys, ladies plan theirs: I know I don't like this one, let me just eat his money ....Where do u think magazine came from?

Guys be educating gurls tru sch, only first her to round off, n suddenly, he ain't her class no more.... wicked!

.

Op forgot this: get familiar with Computer Based Tests. There r alota.past questions software u can install on a system n start practicing not just questions, but timing urself also.

Good luck

lalasticlala:
Wow! Nice one..

I heard some ladies like to eat cucumber.. Hope They patronize u well...

This is my appointed time!

When there is a going down to the world, I shall be going up!
No matter How dry the forest is, the lion does not eat grass.

If he cloths d Lillies that r here today n cast into d furnace the next, How much more me?

Luckily, Heaven's economy does not depend on earth's.

If he brought u to it, he is capable of bringing u tru it

U sacrifice and focus on ur God and get ansas to ur quests. It's just January, u guys wud still have 11 months to roll on hay.

U r fasting for some issues and u should should be fully focused on getting ansas first, hubby, wify ain't running.
But u shld let ur spouse see reasons with u. This is why it ain't right to be unequally yoked with unbelievers, If he/she is observing d fast too, way easier to abstain.

Angelberry:
No I have not met anyone from Nl

Whether nl or not, one way or the other, u meet people.

However u meet em, is of no consequence

Hmmmmm, I see them giving birth to quadruple! Sweet though!

DRILL NUGGET 1

Why Gurls like bad boys:

Bad boys don't ''send''..... they live their life no matter what. They don't kiss up to any lady, infact they get aggressive when she throws some controlling tantrums.
They don't mind embarrassing her in public just to get their point across.

In summary, they are manly( ''ball-full'') because they sure know that every relationship has a CONTROL NOB, and the party who SENDS less has it. and that same party dictate how the r/ship roll. the party basically has the MUMU SWITCH of the other party and therefore can control the other party without as much as saying a word.....just a luk or a sound, wud suffice.
Women are aware of this potent power by design, they also know that the power lies with the guy from creation and wud do everything possible to STEAL(they do this either to test if the guy is truly what they make of him or just plainly acting IT or they just luv been in control) it from the guys......subtly, guys not-in-the-know, aint.


Now I am not advocating you become this crude: here is Hiw u can tap the positives off bad boys n be one ur self:
BE yourself @ all times: what does this mean? It means don't live ur life to please any gurl. Learn the act of saying no to some of her demands even though she knows u are capable of same. A girls that u always yeild to, wud soon friend zone u. You ain't worth been her man.

Know this, gurls r looking for alpha male not some kiss a33.......learn to always be in charge. This can only happen when u lay ur bed right from d beginning.

Yea I know, this is a tall order but is is very easy when u bring ur emotions under check before u even think of dating.

MODIFIED

Another reason is the compassionate part of them that just wano FIX things. They assume that Bad boys need redemption n they are d very ones to do it. They just need to show him a lil care, a lil touch, a lil hug, a lil prod , a lil luv n all wud be well. Lil did they know......


Also, bad boys luv mad wild adventure! Gut splitting, nerve wrecking, heart pumping n head spinning crazy adventure. N ladies just luv to be blown away!


Bad boys are sporadic.....unpredictable, they dont mind spoiling her by tasting her honey in public places...making her adrenaline pump wild! Imagine her cUming in such tensed situation( torn inbtw getting caught n the pleasure sweeping tru her veins)! How can she not luv him to bits? Stolen waters tastes sweeter!

They are sure to give her wild fun memories unlike d serene nice guy that wudnt even wano pound her hard cos he doesnt wano hurt her while in her mind she is screaming for heavy pounding, he is on slow n steady kiss kiss ride.

Bad boys teach em how to defend em selves, street sense n so many other crazy reasons out there.



SENSE PILL 1: Never sell yourself short. U were born to lead, but first you must conquer yourself. never let Jrod rule your ways.

mistagrim87:
Am currently dating the woman of my dreams and i have tried all these but she ain't showing me the love like it should and i guess am getting fed up... Thinking of slowing everything down cos am a type of guy that hardly fall in love but i fell for this one...

@ bolded, that is Where u got it all wrong!

Even If u know she got all u want in a woman, u have to be man enuf n keep it down low, control ur balls n emotions, cos once u give a woman full seat in ur heart n life, u begin to lose it, the attraction dies and she begins to feel u aint giving her space.
U got to keep the tension on.....unpredictable.... but most guys don't get it

U wudnt know How it feels like not to send a very beautiful lady every one is dying to have,
Yet she keeps coming back? Do u?

This is one of the xtics of bad boys that attracts Good gurls to them

noblegrex:
I don't look for women I understand. I look for women that understands me and I think that's how it should be.shikena

BosS swags! Duff hat!

veeluv2015:
If anyone claims to understand women totally, then that person must be mistaken. It is very difficult to understand a woman and like some people say, if there is ever going to be a brochure to explain everything about a woman then it will be over a million pages.

What I am here to talk about are the basic things women need to keep them happy. The needs or should I say wants of women are so diverse that it even differs in each of them. What this woman wants is different from what the other wants thus making the frustration and anger of the men folk very understandable. A man might have a sour relationship with a woman for a certain reason and when he tries to correct it in his next relationship, things go sour again because the new one wants what the old one didn’t want and this brings about the saying that women are so complicated and do not know what they want.

The truth is that human beings are insatiable not just the women. So pleasing them in every way is very impossible. But the good news is there are certain things EVERY woman craves for which when found, can make them very happy.

The first thing is comfort. No woman wants to be uncomfortable in her relationship. For a man to make his woman comfortable, he must have something doing and dreams of getting bigger. This doesn’t mean she is materialistic. There are just some things that cannot be changed and one of them is the fact that a woman needs to take care of herself and look good every time for her man. The men should be happy about that and not complain about it. Or don’t they want something good for themselves?

Another thing a woman needs is attention. Once she gets divided attention, the first thing that comes to her mind is that there is another woman, which might not be the case. It might be work, family issues or something else that has been bothering and taking their time. What the men need to do is talk to them about it. Instead of trying to settle it on your own, why not share it with her and work things out together. That way, you’re giving her the attention she needs and attending to other things at the same time. Every woman likes feeling special. Take her out every once in a while, spend time with her, make her know your friends, offer listening ears and most of all, TRY to be there whenever she needs you.

Thirdly, a woman needs a man that understands her. Someone that knows when she is angry and how to calm her nerves, someone that knows what makes her upset and what makes her happy. Not someone that can’t detect when something is wrong. They need their man to understand their feelings and respect it. Of course as a man, you deserve some respect but she deserves some respect too. One secret about women is that they reciprocate on impulse. Once she is loved, she gives love back. Now, this is not magic so it doesn’t work when you’re with a woman that doesn’t love you.

Most importantly, every woman wants to be trusted. The men should realize that women know what they want and that nobody wants something bad for himself/herself. Give your woman some space. She needs freedom too. Don’t suspect her every move. Give her a benefit of doubt. Trust her judgements. Yes, it’s true that you can’t be right all the time and everyone needs correction at one point or the other. Correct them but be nice about it. Don’t make her feel stupid about it because if you do, she’ll want to prove a point.

I know some of you reading this (especially the men) will say “how come the men get to do all this, what then will the woman do?” The truth is you tend to enjoy a woman who’s happy. Once she’s happy, everyone around her will be happy, especially YOU. It might seem difficult to do all that I mentioned above but just give it a trial. Happiness is worth sacrificing for. And never forget that nobody is perfect. We are all in a quest for perfection. A happy woman makes a happy home. Let us practice this and see where it gets us. Have a happy relationship. The woman is not as difficult as you think.

CIAO!!!


SOURCE: http://www.juicygossips.com.ng/2016/01/juicy-special-what-women-really-want.html

Arrrh! Yet another BULL........ can a get a CRAP from some1 Puleez!

Listen Op, the sun does not shine from a woman's bu77! A man has alota stew already n sounding up like his woman's happiness shld be paramount in his itinerary is lamely shrewd . Yea, guys in the knowing know that is one of the subtle ways u ladies wrestle d balls n controlling powers from a guy in any r/ship!
And dem Droid guys just fall in line and lay their balls on a platter.


Summary of Op long episode is: Guy should strive to make their women Happy......crap

GUYS DON'T LEAVE UR LIFE TO PLEASE ANY GURL! RATHER BE WHO U R!

DAH BOSS.....If she doesn't like it, the door is always open. By the time u live sendless, that is when they stick! @ first it ain't Gonzo be easy, but u Stand to gain alot when used to it.
Every other guy is kissing up to her, BE DIFFERENT. Pretend she doesn't exist and watch her drool over u.

phantom:
Wike and his people are as usual vomitting rubbish for their gullible followers to swallow.
The punk should explain to Rivers people what he did with the billions he borrowed within his first 4 months in office because what we see on ground no reach at all.
Let him explain how completing projects which amaechi left at almost 90%,gulped more then 50billion he has borrowed so far.
Mr wike,please leave amaechi alone and work.[b]2019 no far o!!! [/b]You better hit the ground and bring in NEW and INNOVATIVE developments.
A word is..............

Pure breed hypocrite!
So fg can go witchhunting yet Amaechi shld be let off the hook for all d funds he siphoned Huh?
Oh I see, If he is dug up, buhari wud be affected Huh? Apc is yet to tell us Where it got money to finance It's campaign ....
Amaechi must account... .. n If FG decides to turn blind eyes, the world wud know, kwaruption fight is farce n nothing but witch hunt str8t from d wet dreams of a certificateless fresident

@ bolded, how myopic, How monocultuted! Even with the court cases, wike has been working! What has buhari achieved so far?
Think u shld rather remind the northern president that 2019 is by the corner not wike!

quivah:
Ok dear ... Take it slowly and listen to what we are saying, we all can't be wrong at the same time..dont you think

No one is superior than the other,, being a working class lady has its merit, being a student has its own merit..she gave hers , give yours.

I prefer slim men doesn't mean they are better than fat men... I prefer a guy that can cook,doesn't mean he's better than one who can't.
If I give my reasons for meriting slim men, I dont expect a fat man to come here screaming me down..
Yes , slim , fat men can basically perform manly duties, if I at some point dig up advantages of marrying slim men, its because of my preference that I decided to check for slim men.
You should either debunk my claim or counter it with your own merit of referring a fat man..
For instance;
I love slim women cause chances are they won't blown up after giving birth
Your counter post; there are slim women who got fat after childbirth ..I think it all depends on the way a woman maintains herself.. Mercy Johnson isn't slim and she's looking wonderful after 3 kids,still..
There you get it!!
Instead, coming at me...telling me I hate fat women cause I'm a frustrated slim woman..

Succinctly said

I do understand d op's major point of view: marry a woman that can take a lil financial burden off ur shldas.

Not d one that wud run to u for maggi n salt n N100 recharge..it can be frustrating ... but went about it d wrong way.

She also raised a cogent point: young undergrad have Lots of distractions n Itz true......from their books to listless guys to different emotions to not really understanding themselves n knowing what they want in life.......this too, weakens a guy's heart.

But, the bottom line is, find that one that is meant for u ( undergrad or working class) n life can't but b blissful even while @ garri u sip.


Op, there is some thing I should quickly point out from ur talk: working class ladies have also shared d kake to alota guys n d guy is but paying heavy bride price for some over aged left overs

sameer1212:
Mumu man.

Very typical of apshit touts: they always have no meaningful contribution to intellectual talks, therefore attack personality so as not to appear lame. But we all k ow, they r LAME

They lack developmentAl gumption n leadership acumen so they deploy diversive means to keep d populace busy.

They r like bh, they have nothing to request for, so dey blow demselves

Before we go on, do know that since women r illogical in life, we would be ILLOGICALLY countering their moods while staying on top / ahead on the lane

I need u to also bliv that u can get any gurl u want. We will deal with fear factors later

Timileyin:
Its not that easy, i cant afford to break the Poor Brides heart! she will kill me and trust me she will tell some one else and i may have to answer some questions. I have a good reputation in her family right now and i cant afford to mess it up. why cant a secret remain a secret for life?

R u Sure u r the one marrying her or the other way round?

She is from a well to do family Huh? Yea, gossip fly like hell in Sure family.

Here is the gist....... I think she wud break it off and call off the wedding.

If she did, I would thank God for delivering u, If she doesn't she might just make life a living hell for u or she might help u keep ur lil secret If she really loves u. U on a time bomb gee.

And for u to want to drink b4 telling her, says all also.
May wisdom lead u

Oh holy gross!
Whatever happened to d velvet skin of a hollow boned -being?
What ever happened to Dah confusing aura oozing from the hair, face, cream and fume of a sexy soul?
d heaving softened mounds strapped eternaly to d front gate of some alluring pleasure
Have thou not been dazzle by the tiny connector rod Btw d upper n lower mechanics?

Metal clatter metal
These r the ways of wear
Have thy soul been so smeared u dare to call God to a contest?

Thou dimwit mortal?
Thou single breath of a numbered days!
Fear not?



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