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RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by HARDDON: 10:10pm On Dec 09, 2017
DeadRat:
Name: Danny Walker

Romancelander you Want To Meet: Harddon
huh? Didnt they tell you I came fitted with a dangerous personality and an imposing aura?

Still wano meet? cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Pls Help A Bro Out by HARDDON: 5:52pm On Dec 08, 2017
Chopwater:
Jesus! D Boss Reach here, baba i be wan come pay u homage 4 ur thread be4 u show 4 here. respect bro. first let me apologise for using ur gud work with out acknownlege d owner. A big thank u. i think Ur Work Has change me a lot.i know say no b every-every i don master bt i don see some improvement.
Thanks to God, the giver of life and sweet sexy love.

Glad you are improving (Kaizen : constant improvement)

And yes! Go the datingsrills and start reading from page zero, that is the only way you can master EVERY-EVERY(lol)

Don't be a lazy bone.
RomanceRe: Pls Help A Bro Out by HARDDON:
Chopwater:
Haha Harddon Na Father I give him Respect. make i no lie na him drills i use oo. d thin dey work like magic. yesterday as i dey waka go work when i saw her, she was coming 4rm school cos where i work is close to her school. na so i meet her whit d way i dress nd my pigin english i think say d girl no go send me bt to my suprise na so the girl dey laugh she come forget to access my appearance. na she even collect my Itel Java Phone Type Her Num. I Just Called Her Now. I kNow no Say She Dey Expect My Call. I No Want Meet Hardon Baba Make He No Tell Me To Read 4rm Page 0 I No Get Dat Strenght Dat's Y I Opened This Thread.
hahaha, guy you are a crack head mehn! cheesy cheesy cheesy Now you made me spill ma soft sip on my shirt from laughter!

Natural, sleek, crazy, funny bone fitted with a laughter-inducing fine mind! Wonder why you've been finding it difficult to win them per sec...


On a serious note now, you have to stop looking shabby and scraggy! Neatness is not money related, it is a state of the mind! the market has clean nice clothes for any category of people. There are 150 naira shirts you wear and the fitting makes it look like they are worth 1 mila, 200 naira pants and the likes. you got no excuse for been looking shabby.

even if you a mechanic or driver, be a neat one.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs CSKA Moscow (2 - 1) On 5th November 2017 by HARDDON: 9:56pm On Dec 05, 2017
Antipob777:
Joy like a River


Man Utd going to Europa League loading
undecided undecided

What planet did you blink from?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs CSKA Moscow (2 - 1) On 5th November 2017 by HARDDON: 9:55pm On Dec 05, 2017
Olekumaster:
Oga shut up! Lukaku is playing well tonight. And he will score
undecided
CelebritiesRe: Mr Eazi: "Dating Temi Otedola Is One Of The Highlights Of My Year" by HARDDON: 6:04pm On Dec 05, 2017
What a weak minded mentality!
FamilyRe: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by HARDDON:
Mehn! My ribs hurt eyes teary!

These kinda words have made alot timid, lack self confidence, withdrawn, razz and the likes.
If only they know words are seeds....
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op):
brandon180:
dunno why am still finding chatting and calling difficult..
1. Read lots of comic books, watch comedy, night of a thousand laugh, listen to gordons' comedy series, read my replies to convos, expect a chat/ call series on our blog.

2. Spice the above with your blends

3. Avoid dull ladies that contribute lil or nothing to convos with monosyllables.

4. Improve your vocabs with good reads. Watch BBC Learn English on Youtube to improve your pronunciation.

5. thank me later by asking for my account details cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:05pm On Dec 03, 2017
fayded:
So, I'm back again. I was in this fwb(friends with benefit) relationship with a girl who is my junior colleague and also lodge mate. After couple of misunderstandings, and what I can't even explain, we started dating. Truth is, Yea I love her. And she loves me too, she has shown that and also said that. Although, we don't really say it much. We always hang out after school since we re in d same lodge.
But recently, she had this girl that is squatting with her(she normally stays alone), so this girl has made it kinda hard for us to ever do the do(we can't do it in my room,I have a roomie).
So, recently, we hardly hang out or talk again. We normally talk during d evenings, when I'm back from lectures. But, somehow she has been withdrawn. She hangs with one guy like dt, that normally comes to visit one of ma neighbors. So they talk and all dt. Sometimes, till 10 at night before the guy goes..
This started since like Thursday or so. I saw em yesterday and they were talking sha, the door was not locked, so I knew they weren't doing anything. But I still called her and asked her, and she was like nothing is going on, they re just talking and that she even knows his ex.
The guy is cute sha, and recently when he sees me, he normally calls me and wants to shake me or something. But, my babe is sapiosexual, thats kinda why we re good. We re both attracted to intelligence. But this guy is an airhead sort of, with dreads, all this guys with Snapchat ish.
I just think maybe its a phase, and it will pass when they finally run out of things to talk of. But I'm still worried sha, because I'm not the jealous type, but this is testing me.
What do I do next??
Xavier blue
Mag ikalz
David thegeek
Hard don
Thought this was just ffb?
Or are you in love with her, she knows it and she decided to play a SENDLESS card on you to get you jealous?

Why dont you turn the tables arround and start hanging out with another hotter lady and rob it on her face? undecided huh

invite any of your female course mate home and start spending time together while you ignore her entirely?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 2nd December 2017 by HARDDON: 8:41pm On Dec 02, 2017
HARDDON:
oh well, there you have it.

game over
Yea I'm a prophet
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 2nd December 2017 by HARDDON: 8:40pm On Dec 02, 2017
HARDDON:
what a roving defense!

nontheless, 1:3
I think I'm a prophet!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 2nd December 2017 by HARDDON: 7:55pm On Dec 02, 2017
HARDDON:
what a roving defense!

nontheless, 1:3
oh well, there you have it.

game over
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 2nd December 2017 by HARDDON: 7:51pm On Dec 02, 2017
what a roving defense!

nontheless, 1:3
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 2nd December 2017 by HARDDON: 7:35pm On Dec 02, 2017
on the road again!

Common United! Muo, please kindly surprise me for once, dont park the bus! take it to them
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 2nd December 2017 by HARDDON: 7:31pm On Dec 02, 2017
it's been very long I watched United with my balls, instead of popcorn, on my hands!

Still
Blood Rolls Royal Red
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 2nd December 2017 by HARDDON: 6:46pm On Dec 02, 2017
dominique:
Na wa o. That's how they will spoil their home record this season. Devil is a liar, we must respond with at least 3 goals without concealing any

#COYG!! #COYG!!!
cheesy grin grin tongue tongue
RomanceRe: Lady Lodged In Hotel By Married Man For 5 Days Threatens To Sue Him For Rape by HARDDON:
Mehn!
What a twisted case.


1. Man was very cunning n Deceptive. Broke all her defenses by making sure they shared virtual intimacy b4 the deal... I almost gave him a pro status. Was very stupid, however, to lay his bleeding cards on the table.... If you gonno be a con man, be a very SLEEK con man! The idiat let his gaurd down the moment her feminine aura enveloped his thinking cap. Went singing like a peppered canery when he hadn't even dipped

2. Her greed brought her a sexy dose of naive. This lead to her not been clairvoyant enough to make alternate plans. How do you even do that when, with all your greed, your pocket is poor? Even if she didn't have tp back and she really wanted to get out, she would have made frantic calls to friends/family members for some cash... But no, she spent the night. GREED. Threw all caution to the winds and took a sexy wirlwind swing.

But

That does not take the fact away that he forced himself into her, however. There are gurls that no matter how terrible their runzing is, they don't do married men( so they claim. But we know better. )

Ehmmm, what was her plan actually? Enjoy his dough during the five days' vac while locking legs? Smh

FINAL ANALYSIS

Ladies learn to control greed. Guys learn to control jRod.
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Fans, Come In Here, And Let's Discuss by HARDDON: 11:27pm On Dec 01, 2017
firestar:
(Rubs eyes tiredly.)
shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 11:16pm On Dec 01, 2017
Jeromegwer:
Xup bro,there is this girl at my office, fine,sexy and all that shit,she tends to be closer to me than anyone else in the office, though she's slightly older and more experienced but am superior in the office, we always talk about sex which she seems very interested anytime we bring the topic, I don't want anything serious with her just that I find her really attractive,pls any help, thanks
BALL'S PRINCIPLE 30:

Don't Dip Your Pen Into The Company's Ink. ( I would always advise)


BALL'S PRINCIPLE 41:


The thing with s3x chemistry is; it can't be hidden. It is like the crab - the more you try to cover up it's offensive fangs, the more it pushes it out.


Don't let s3x becloud your thinking cap. If you make the mistake of sleeping with her, soon, you wouldn't be able to punish her when she errs, you wouldnt be able to assign her difficult tasks and the annoying ones would mos def take advantage of it and try to lord it ova her peers because she is bedding boss.

The crew would soon start to mumble and start disrespecting you. Insubordination wud become order of the day.

Office wud begin to suffer the effects. The ripple effect ain't worth it.

To be forewarned is to be fore what?
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op):
Oops! Hi Every1

We've been working almost round the cloak. A lot of stuff including the blog is Top Priority.

sadly, however, 1st Dec isn't going to be feasible anymore. though we have lots of quality contents already on the blog, a lot of formatting and optimization and rearrangements are still needed.

Nonetheless, we must go live before the new year creeps in on us! Or we might just Usher it in on the first! cheesy I luv first.

So adasun, Brandon180 and every other person, keep your fingers crossed, brain sharp. We doing it soon!
FamilyRe: Zimbabwean Woman Busts Hubby In Secret Wedding (Photo) by HARDDON: 7:19pm On Dec 01, 2017
GloriaNinja:
undecided ONE WOMAN IS NEVER ENOUGH FOR ONE MAN, WHAT'S THE POINT OF GETTING MARRIED IN THE FIRST PLACE?
Mind your words young lady.
You ain't got balls inbtw your legs .
Nor is your dad married to 3....
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 7:04pm On Dec 01, 2017
HARDDON:

HANDLING LOVE AND BALLS


5. You must realise that even though guys don't see s3x as love nor relationship, to most naive n classically emotional ladies, getting down is getting involved. Know what you want, act what you want from the on set.
A lot of guys let themselves blackmailed into relationship because they r worried that she might be heart broken when they leave because they were deceptive from the on-set.
These are the sets that bastardize the word luv just to get some cookies.
Only Boys do that.
6. It is more blessed for her love to weigh more than yours. ( 60 , 40 or 70 30). That way, you got yourself a fan for life.

7. No matter how big your balls are, never hit a woman. In Handling love and balls, you must also know how to handle her

Ball's Principle 4:
A man's power where a woman is does not lie on his huge muscles but on the contents of his cramium. He must learn to punish her with brains, jrod or other ways. Never with muscles.
Poems For ReviewRe: English Is A Stupid Language. by HARDDON: 11:06am On Nov 29, 2017
[quote author=ct2 post=62810269]nice write up

Op didn't write this n it is not a poem either.

I read this in some text way back in sec Sch. Op did cut a lot out of d original construct. If you doubt me, simply Google the first patagragh.

People should learn to tell the truth!
CrimeRe: Man Erroneously Gets N10m Deposit In His Account In Lagos, Pays Debts With It by HARDDON: 9:47am On Nov 29, 2017
Larryfest:
That man don they watch too much American movies ....check out how he cleverly wants to turn the whole thing against the bank and the company sharp guy...
Bankers n fraudulent folks do it a lot.
The man made a cogent point.
Not all transfer mistake is a mistake.
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:33pm On Nov 28, 2017
barineh:
There's this girl that I got her number from another person I practically don't know how to start the conversation so I don't sound creepy
In situations like this, I usually call.

My voice is a major maming weapon.


Me: Hey twinky winky, are you still as troublesome as ever or hv u repented?
She : lol, sorry who I'm I with?
Me: huh? How many bfs do u have that sounds like this?
Or I'd say: wow, so she deleted my number? Aiit, sorry to bother u, bye. ( n I drop the call, most would be so worried to know who it is n call bck immediately. I wud usually let it ring n drop twice then I'd pick d third n form annoyance.

She: sorry, I changed my phone n your n0 isn't in this one
Me: save the apologies. Yea, I know it's bn long, n my voice sounds deeper n richer now but the doesn't mean u shldnt be able to pick it out.
She: I tried I can't just place ur voice.
Me: ( this is when I'd pull out d research info I have on her n conpound her tot process)
Maybe I got the wrong n0 .......( call her name)
Maybe you don't Sch...... ( insert her Sch)
Maybe you ain't fair, 5'6 tall?
Maybe you don't wear cup 38D?
( all these info must be correct)

cheesy

She : wow, you really know me even to my bra?!

Me: you hv 5secs to tell me who I am, if not, I gtg

She: hmmmmmm
Me: time's up, bye( drop the call)
cheesy
Bliv u me, after a while of talking, she wud let it slide n start prodding u, wanting to meet. U must not until u hv broken all her defenses
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:07pm On Nov 28, 2017
swave7:
Hello Don, I met this working class chic some weeks back at a training center. I asked her out albeit she suggested to the movies & she obliged but on the day we were supposed to meet she didn't call or text to confirm or know my whereabouts & I didn't either cos I didn't want to seem to keen. [/b]The following week, [b]I asked her why she didn't call & she mentioned she doesn't chase guys which leads me to believe she's either some attention-wh0re player type girl OR she's playing super hard to get . She also has stopped texting with me but she does some very fishy things in class. She used to arrive early without makeup in class & sit reading notes with earphones by herself & singing out loud sometimes but last week till now she been putting on makeup, dressing up & styling her hair & sh!t . This past Saturday morning I called her to[b] indicate I still wanted to see her & she said she'd get back to me but till Sunday she didn't which leads me to believe she's just BSing me.[/b] Am wondering if she's just playing me, leading me on cos she also talks to other guys (who look sharp btw) giggles & talks loudly (I'm guessing so I notice her) but she doesn't talk to me much on stares at me briefly from across the room when she wants to get something from her bag or read on her laptop. Other times she walks to my sitting area like wassup & I don't give her much to go on but somehow push her away like I'm working on something important. She even goes out with other guys with her car, caught her this evening on their way back as she stylishly hid her face thinking I ain't seen her mtscheew! Even before she suddenly started talking with me she's been throwing some obviously unnecessary flirty remarks like "I like your shirt, sneakers, smile (na wa o), laptop & phone wallpaper (inukwaa) every now & then. Then she does all these other sh!t either to make me jealous or act different but even before all this she has this high horse princess too good for this attitude & I simply give her playful insults or shoot back at her if she says something slick. She also took a selfie using my phone wearing my snapback, 11 pictures then sent it to her phone through whatsapp. She also mentioned she's single, no BF (yea right) wants to get married in two years time. My question is, what is she up to? Is she for real? IS she playing twisted games? Does she really want me but doesn't want to show it cos she's scared or something. Naija girls ehn...
Swave7 b4 I analyse your write-up, kindly keenly reflect on all the emphasized and tell me who really has the ish here. You or her.
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 9:55pm On Nov 28, 2017
vislabraye:
I agree with your points. Are we discussing self control or how to get that lady to bang ? Don't forget, monks also have self control.
But my main question is, how do we know the right time to make the move or to ignore. Thrre should be some sort of balance.
Were we?

The post you quoted was all about Manning Jrod so it does not control us like it does every average jones
PoliticsRe: Politicians Conjure Power With Vulture Eggs To Win Votes; Egg Costs N1m - N2m by HARDDON: 9:21am On Nov 28, 2017
There is something mos definately up with that bird species.

Who has seen a baby vulture b4?
CelebritiesRe: Roman Goddess Exposes Don Jazzy & Other Big Guys Waiting In Line In Her DM by HARDDON: 4:31am On Nov 28, 2017
biggie10:
I will like to see this roman goddess at the age of 60

Then we'll all see how the wall of jehrico fell down flat
So you seriously think those things are standing? Common Gee!
You need not wait till she gets old, if you unhook her bra now ,the velocity at which those girls wud fly out n face gravity wud be very alarming!
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:57pm On Nov 27, 2017
vislabraye:
Interesting !!, At the end of the day, what happens when you actually wanted to screw her but you pretended and walked away ?
It's a good strategy but it could backfire if she finds another guy or she looses interest.
Our main aim is to first man our Balls not some vClef inbtw a lady's thigh.

We were never really interested, so she can find another guy for all we care.

Do you know why guys lose themselves in meetings when a fine bone breezes by? Some even go staring at some gurl lustfully right infront of their wifys!

Do you know why some top Execs can't avoid scandals n blackmail?

This is why; Dey have no control over their jRods n emotions!

He who aims for the Top must first master his Jrod!
RomanceRe: When You Choose To Be A Drama Queen by HARDDON: 10:23pm On Nov 27, 2017
Dimples129:
Yes playa undecided
Play what?
Dimples with heart wimple
Are you trying to prick my pickle ? undecided angry
RomanceRe: When You Choose To Be A Drama Queen by HARDDON: 9:37pm On Nov 27, 2017
Dimples129:
This man and his obsession with women grin

Girls do everything tok says, the opposite way and you can thank me later grin
Dimples? angry

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