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Obi1kenobi:
Again, this is total nonsense and false modesty. Churches, like other tax-exempt, non-profit NGOs, should be transparent and accountable. No one is asking they go to Channels TV to broadcast their giving, but at the very list, there must be internal publications (and all churches publish bulletins, devotionals etc) where the flock should be able to know what is done with their money. A church could get 50 billion naira a year in tithes and offerings and the leaders give 500 million (1%) to charity for all you know and you'll be here making noise about how charitable you are without having knowledge of what is expended on what.

In your entire life, how much money have you handled and how much tithe have you paid?

How many poor have you helped? this is same mentality judas had when he became very angry at Mary for anointing(wasting)
an expensive ointment on Jesus' feets

Charity, they say, begins at home.

You pointing fingers at the specks in another man's eyes ignoring the log on yours.

Christ body is not a secular system for your myopic mind to meddle in.

Besides, tithes and offerings don't make a church RICH! IT IS THE BLESSINGS OF THE LORD THAT DOES.

These men you castigate, go read their history n run off with your tail inbtw your legs.

My pastor poured out his heart out in blessing the church. Struggling men began to get breakthroughs right, left and centre.
Pastor's life can't remain same too. By the way, it is only fake pastors that touch church 's tithes and offering.



I do get where this hate is coming from. Now the dark world suddenly woke up and realise that the once upon a time church rats ( out of ignorance), are realizing their place in Christ and their sole birthright : abundant wealth. they no more come begging for meal and recharge nor kids' sch fees.

Abraham was Rich, Isaac was very Rich, Jacob was exceedingly very Rich. That is our lineage.

If you are poor, pay the price for wealth and stop hating.

Evaberry:
lol my fiance has been following my convo with u and will literally kill me if we start mailing.

Merry Christmas tho sexy Man :-)

Ouch!


Yes. I knew it. I knew it.

Smh to all avg wimps!

Arrrrhhhh!

ishiamu:
Love that will teach you how to love em... How we gon start... Can I mail you?

Mirand606:
I like this part. True depiction of Nigeria. All govt contracts are truly inflated.

Thanks for sharing this.

Most Bible bliving churches don't air every act of giving on TV to receive commendation of men and hence lose their divine rewards because Christ said: the left hand shouldn't know what the right hand is giving.

"The poor you would always have with you" .....Jesus.

This is because not everyone would be willing to pay the price of greatness.

Besides, which is better? Give the poor man food or teach him how to farm as you also proclaim the blessings of the Lord upon him?

Myopic men fail to realise that a word of blessings upon one's life from a mouthpiece of God is worth more than a billion bars!

But we all know, their evil plans is DOA

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Mikeshine:
I have a serious issue, my fiancee is yielding to her father's pressure on marrying her to another man. What can I do?

Nobody can pressure anybody to marry somebody in this age and time.

Depends on where her head lies. If the other guy is richer and you haven't really replaced all her red blood cells with your blue blood cells, it is only natural, her head wud tend the other way.


Note: this is the time to know exactly where her loyalty lies. It is better to have a broken courtship than a broken marriage. Marrying her means marrying into her family. Don't start it on the wrong foot.

If you haven't taken your people to go and see her parents, do that immediately.

Have a merry Christmas moments @ all

Angeleena:
wen u get married to an old woman..this the aftermath result

peter is a learner smoker. looks like it's the first time he is doing that ishhh( sipping easy with caution to avoid choking and coughing) . wacky vid nonetheless

the beauty of the mind is in its ability to construct the tangible; build worlds out of mere thoughts

SweetPuffPuff:
[color=violet]it wont bye[/color]

yea, scrub along b4 u give me nightmares.

SweetPuffPuff:
[color=dodgerblue] just 1. All others are deactivated. [/color]

and soon, this one too, would go the way of the lots before it.
I think you r puffy troubled

DaudaAbu:
But pengassan is not a wing of the gov't.
And my beef with them is why do they have to pick january to embark on the strike action.
Did bank union went on strike cos bank workers were sacked?


http://thenationonlineng.net/pengassan-threatens-embark-nationwide-strike/

your question is logically untenable, legally indefensible and morally unacceptable.

They are not the only ones that have embarked on strike this festive period. ASUU just got out, Nasu is still on... a lot of arms and elements are disgruntled. Govt is a gargantuan failure.

No major projects, a lot are been laid off, yet like the ostrich, it buries its head in the sand.

SweetPuffPuff:
[color=deepskyblue]u still u[/color]

ofcos! Cant do you who, like the chameleon, has fifty shades of fluffy puffy

if govt was living up to her responsibilities, there wouldnt be so many disgruntled elements on its wings

the way this apc lead government is always on the defensive when issues bothering on its magnanimous failure is raised, gives a cause for concern.

SweetPuffPuff:
[color=violet]comman kick me out [/color]

not touching that fluffy body of yours with a 50ft pole.

are you looking for who you would melt in his arms?

mata when it matters

SweetPuffPuff:
[color=dodgerblue]valerie ... and ive had this moniker for months [/color]

more like fluffy puff puff . kindly do a name change and save us all the stress.

Btw, why do you keep swinging like a pendulum ball? if you wano be here, be here. If not, take a walk and never return

SweetPuffPuff:

Verera
Velera
Velela
Vanela
Vinela
Vanila


King Puffy

QueenV

Reincarnated

0:3 or

Nothing would do

Blood rolls royal red


And i know mou wud soon QUIT

fayded:
Okay, guys I followed your advice here to go where I'm celebrated and not tolerated. And I left the girl that I was having issues with.
However, I met this new girl, we've known for some time now, she is my junior colleague, also a med student. She js very reserved and always indoors. We met at the library. And we ve been chatting. She told me that she admires my reading skills and that I should help her to be a geek, like me.
The ish is that I like her, she is my type. But I don't want to get friend zoned or elder brother zoned. So how do I go about it?. I have a feeling that I can take advantage from this admiring ish. Pls advice would be greatly appreciated.
Harddon
Xavierblue
Magikalz
Davidthegeek

If you hv read d thread, this question shldnt creep up.

The only way to avoid FZ is to ooze dateZone or whatever zone u so suit.

If i want to make her my gurl, i wud codedly laced my fun n talks with relationship.

"This one u always indoors, i'm not sure this relationship wud work. "

Always bring out her naughtiness by twisting her seemlingly innocent talks into sexual ones:

She: I am coming
Me: you are what?

Relate with her like u guys are dating but never really say it.

She : where r u?
Me: in your heart. Ive been running through it huh?


By the way, don't be a duck and take that her statement on face value. She just asked you out codedly and even went ahead to make it easy for you by letting you know she wud luv to spend more time with you! Open your mind and see!

QueenSekxy:
dont break her heart

Thinking outside the box! Sleek.....

mirawhiz:
OK good morning nairaland

Really in need of help, OK I met this girl at a function on Monday, was able to get her phone number and after we talked for a while we did call it a day.

The next day, Tuesday, in the evening I gave her a call. We just spoke about normal life stuffs like the days event and that was it.

Haven't called her thereafter, not because I don't want to call her but because I really don't know how to go about it. Am really interested in this girl. Would want to ask her out.

But right now I don't even know what to tell her if I call her let alone asking her out. Just stuck in there.

Wanted calling her later this morning but even if I call her don't know what to say to her or to keep the conversation going.

Your help on to figure this out will be highly appreciated.

First emphasized: Was able to mean you already have the wrong foot through the door. You weren't in men's elements and She didn't share her number with pleasure.

Second emphasized: talking normal stuff is the ways of average, weak and nice guys. BORIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!!! they get bored stiff with guys not knowing how to spice the air with fun and laughter! What is the difference between you and the thousands of guys on her friendzone list?

Third Emphasized is subject to fourth emphasized, as every other aforementioned, which is the bane of your existence! REALLY WANTING SOME GURL AND WANTING TO ASK THEM OUT is the ways of average guys. And ladies reads that as HE IS JUST TRYING TO GET ME LAID.

Men make ladies want them NOT THE other way round n they Are irresistible to ladies.

Only a redundant staff that contributes lil or nothing to a company begs to keep his/her job and not get fired( in this case, drool over and cant wait to acquire the pvssy)! A well-read personality that proffers solutions to challenges of the company, on da constant, is invaluable. In fact, their salaries are always constantly been reviewed upwards because other companies are striving hard to poach them.


Even in your day-to-day life, which of your friends do you prefer hanging out with? the moody one that doesn't know how to keep a convo going or the one that is so versed in knowledge and comes coupled with wit and wisdom?

In essence? Develop your self first by reading the thread oyikocho advised.

You can thank him later.

SexyCeline:

One moment she was like " i luv bigger stuffs" the next she used one hand to cover her mouth n d other to cover her bumbum at same time.
Is everything alright Sexline?

SexyCeline:
Lolz... not exactly. Was hers though Buh I took it coz I enjoy way bigger sweatshirts jare.

Bigger wor??

SexyCeline:
As in? Don't gerrit

for your aunty to actually buy you that bedspread.... it shows that when she last saw you, you must have been very huge?!

it is this local setting with kwashiorkor infested dry rice and some bottle of beer that 35k went just for dinner? Gee, fear God.

Besides, your taste in women is so shallow... If you must eat a toad, why go for the scraggy ones?

A man who builds a Ferrari manufacturing plant but goes to employ a truck maker, should not complain with results.....

Mou is a truck manufacturer that loves tall, bulky, more energy expanding players instead of brainy ones.

Even the touch of grinding out results by packing buses has deserted him.

SexyCeline:
Lolz.... Gift from my big aunty jor.

Choi! What a gift of life!

So this is not the real you?

SexyCeline:
AM GLADLY TEAM MEDIUM(LADY B)...

Erm, Celine, who gave you that sweatshirt that looks like bedspread on you??

martineverest:
How do these boys take ladies panties and they don't know about it? ..... It's a shame on the ladies

A gud round of..... Is like a brain resetting tonic.
It makes alot of them forget alot of things. From panties, makeup kit, purse, extra top to a host of others. Some even go vibrating n speaking in strange language