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HARDDON:
HANDLING LUV AND BALLS

11. You must know the difference between a joke and a subtle move to deballing you: It is not everything you take as a joke from a lady. If she attacks you and go laughing about it, most times, they ain't really jokes but subtle ways to controlling you from the mind.
It is your duty, therefore, to decipher what is and what is not a joke. A tall order, yea I know; so is been a man

HANDLING LUV AND BALLS

12. NEVER SWALLOW HER COMPLIMENTS/FUN JABS LIKE A DUCK:

Only average guys do that. Guys like us never THANK a lady for complimenting us nor go telling her she looks good too with a weak weary smile. Rather, that is the best time we switch into our elements.


She: hmmm, u look so handsome

Me: Yea I know! thatz why you love me so. pull her close and kiss her

*****************

She: Hmmm, nice fragrance

ME: Dont even think about it, the last time you told me that, b4 i knew it, you were rape riding me!

********************

She: This your dab today, hmmmm, hope these girls wouldnt steal you from me as you go out?!

Me: I hope so too . (then burst out laughing.)
**********************

She: I love your body built

Me: Yea? (pull her close and pick her up and swing her until she begs you to drop her, when she is panting, ask her: ' still like my body built?'

**************************

She: Your palms are so soft

Me: Yet you go screaming when I spank them bo0ty on dogg7 right?

***************************

She: I love your lips
Me: No, you aint getting any kiss this morning


see? we never swallow compliments. We swing them around.


SENSE PILL 125

Compliments are like snow balls, when she hits you with a lil ball of it, make sure you multiply by 5 and hit her back. Only duck sets their bum to swallow them and kill the fun

HARDDON:
HANDLING LUV AND BALLS

10. Live a life of surprises. this creates magnum attractive force. for the very day she understands you and starts reading your next move like a an opened book, you have lost your nucleus.

surprise her with gifts, crazy moves( oh, I wouldn't go further on this, only VIP members in the Blog would have access to this info), talks, topics, adrenaline splitting adventures, tours and holidays. it is not everything you freaking plan with her! even if she is your wife!

call her up on a friday night
You: bae, we are travelling by 11am tomorrow
She: huh? jeezz! to where?
You: Nah, couldnt tell you that
She: I need to know so I know what to pack along
You: It's not official. See ya by 10:30, my system is missing me, letas.**call drops

HANDLING LUV AND BALLS

11. You must know the difference between a joke and a subtle move to deballing you: It is not everything you take as a joke from a lady. If she attacks you and go laughing about it, most times, they ain't really jokes but subtle ways to controlling you from the mind.
It is your duty, therefore, to decipher what is and what is not a joke. A tall order, yea I know; so is bein a man

derrick015:
Thanks.

I feel what you re saying is perfectly true. Even tho I have feelings 4 her I think I made a grave mistake already. She's tryna use me. playing with my emotions. cos d day I visited her I dressed casually and I wasn't even trying to impress her at all she would refer to moni I will say d truths and maybe she wanted me to be her maga cos she knows she has my mumu button already.... I have learnt from it tho. I will read more of this thread. She totally off my feelings right now I usually pplr been straight 4ward. She played me so well chai. Mehn thanks so much Hardon God bless you.

SENSE PILL 124:
Be open to ladies/EVERYONE but not so open your brains fall out.

huh? btw, where is the juice source?

sexymonkey:
please what's the most suitable reply to the statement "ask me any question and I'll give you a honest answer" during the rapport stage?
I intend replying her with 'what do you want from me in the nearest future'.

uhmmmm, lala!

This is where I would switch into naughty mode; from mild to wild ones( depending on how she responds)!

Don't you ever go asking boring Bio questions that she expects you to! Nah!

Avoid past relationship questions too! don't be predictable. besides, they would never tell you the truth about that!


Focus on questions that are naughty( these would help break every single defence she might have left and bond you guys)
Ask crazy, engaging, involving questions. always use her answers against her in a sassy and funny way.


So sexymonkey, I need an example from all i have said. while at it, where sexyrat your partner in crime?

HARDDON:
HANDLING LUV AND BALLS

9. Be Rigid Yet FLexible

You cant afford to be a clown that always go laughing neither can you become a sadist that never flip on a smile. Be rigid in your needs, flexible in your desires from her.

HANDLING LUV AND BALLS

10. Live a life of surprises. this creates magnum attractive force. for the very day she understands you and starts reading your next move like a an opened book, you have lost your nucleus.

surprise her with gifts, crazy moves( oh, I wouldn't go further on this, only VIP members in the Blog would have access to this info), talks, topics, adrenaline splitting adventures, tours and holidays. it is not everything you freaking plan with her! even if she is your wife!

call her up on a friday night
You: bae, we are travelling by 11am tomorrow
She: huh? jeezz! to where?
You: Nah, couldnt tell you that
She: I need to know so I know what to pack along
You: It's not official. See ya by 10:30, my system is missing me, letas.**call drops

HARDDON:
HANDLING LUV AND BALLS

8. You must learn to filter what you respond to and what you ignore when dealing with ladies. By now, you already know, they love to talk. It is your duty, therefore, to know when and what to respond to and what to ignore. You must be good at deductive/extrapolative reasoning if you are going to ever really understand ladies. Never take the face value of their statements for it. Learn to understand and reason things the way they do. THIS IS ONE OF THE MAJOR ISSUES IN relationships and marriages after MONEY & LUV MAKING. THeir body language tells the truth much more than their words. They are good at coding; DOUBLE ENTENDRE. Leading you on by half-truths.

Imagine this scenario: A new cherry. we were at the eatery for lunch. I ordered swallow and told them to mix two different types of soup for me because I love the way both of them taste but couldn't just have one only. She ordered rice and its accessories. And we had our lunch.
Long story short, weeks after, fun flew off the rail and we started seeing each other.

Along the line, touching was involved, never knew she was a V, before doing deeds, with her wetness and yours truly's hardness, she whispered into my ears.

SHE: I know you are a player and cant just be satisfied with one gurl but here I am about to lose my treasure to you.
ME: Wow, how did you know that? My village people?
SHE: lol Stop jor( face lost all its colours, serious). Remember the other day you ordered swallow and mixed the soup?
ME: ( **thinking 'chai, what has soup got to do with been a player, your wetness and my hardness ooooo?'. she went on)

She: In my mind, I thought 'if he is not okay with just one type of soup, he wouldn't be okay with just one gurl!' btw, I didnt tell you before but I am a V

oh, Heavens!!!
I fainted!

see the way their mind works? Extrapolative and deductive.

HANDLING LUV AND BALLS

9. Be Rigid Yet FLexible

You cant afford to be a clown that always go laughing neither can you become a sadist that never flip on a smile. Be rigid in your needs, flexible in your desires from her.

derrick015:
I even spoke with her mum on phone sef of which I Neva wanted to but she insisted. I don't know y after my visit she started actin strange. Tho anytime I called her on Sunday n she picked n answered. But then I've tried to strike up convo with her on WhatsApp on Xmas day n after n she didn't reply which she would have b4 my visit.
I guess probably cos I'm too desperate... she saw my phone's contact n I stored r her name as 'my love' or I'm taking things too fast.

derrick015:


But den like 2 months ago I expressed my feelings to her via
WhatsApp...

If you had read this thread, you would have know better than to go deploying tautology... Guys like us, for the umpteenth time, don't ask gurls out. never declare feelings.

She was like really since when dat she never
new I had feelings for her oo.

Double Entendre. Since have falling into the trap, they wouldnt hesitate to make life miserable for you.

Then I said does she have
same kinda feelings 2wards me she said she doesn't know
that she hasn't known me enuf to ans dat question

This question of yours is so wack I almost fell off my logical grid! But, I'd let it slide. You never knew.
Her answer is epic! A rehearsed template they all deploy to confound and make a fool of you for not knowing any better.... This answer is so special also, it leaves you in a state of limbo. Leaves you in a state where you would wano live your life to impress her so you can win her. This is where mugu gets made.

she called one night like dat n strted 3 ... asking me some bio
question I ans dem and all...

Kindly read the thread, therein you would learn what we called BORING QUESTIONS and how to answer them! Imagine a lil soft soul putting you through that kinda boring lane and you not only let her, you went ahead and provided all answers like a lil wimp arrrrhhhhhh!!!!!!

I visited her last week at her place we talked n we ate. But den after I left her place I ve been trying to strike up Convo with her on whatsapp but she ain't replying as she normally does i wished her merry xmas n she didnt even reply . I don't know what cause this

What are you doing visiting a gurl? I imagine you told her to come visit but she said she cant that you should rather come over huh? and you accepted didnt you?
From experience, I know there are a lot you left out. It is not all that actually happened at her place you related here and I canT advise you when i have half info. A HEADMASTER WAS ONCE A SCHOOL BOY.

The only sure thing i can tell you now is; GO BACK TO PAGE 0 and READ THE THREAD. it would be one of you best investments and while at it, STOP BEEN A PUPPET AND DOING THINGS SHE WANTS/ORDERS YOU TO DO!

However, If you feel it's too much, fret not; Dating Drills' Blog would launching in JAN 2018. There everything would be simplified into sections (drill nuggets) and you can simply go to the section of pressing need and read up all related posts.

AryEmber:
marriage at nineteen? She wanted him trust me

How old was kanu's wife when he married her?

And even this gurl's case is worse; an orphan that needs all the help she can get. Besides, the guy's fam are already referring to her as iyawo.

Her true age with life's experiences is way more than 19.

She wanted an assured hands.

AryEmber:
I don't blame you, it's the nineteen year old orphan with two siblings that deem it fit to date I put the fault on. It'll teach her next time to walk with her eyes open.

Did you read the part where she resisted him for so long he had to cocort crazy lies for her?

I'm very sure one of those lies is a Promise to marrying her. This must have gotten to her.


N hey, walking with your two eyes open doesn't guarantee wisdom. Infact you would be too easy to play on with you two wide eyes opened

@ op, there is no easy way to do it.

The more mild way would be to gently and steadily withdraw. Start avoiding her. If you were calling thrice a day before, reduce it to two, then 1 till you stop ( over a period of time) your presence must be totally unavaible.
I hope to God, she doesn't stay with


Never you, in your life, tell her to her face!

edimolu:
Well she is still up for grabs i think! the legs should'nt matter

how would you wish me such a used, super abused spare part human for a new year we 'bout gallantly invading?

my childhood crush!
Until I grew up
Imagine hating all home vids but making exceptions with any featuring Ini

btw, the pouting rave is finally over what is in vogue now is back view, side view and front view with imbecilic legs huh ladies?

goosast:
I mean she was calling, i havent answered her yet. I know she will still call. Her stuffs are in my place n i have promise to assist with part payment of her fees. I think i have a chance to messed her life up. How do i go about it?

Is it a must you take her call after all these while she has been playing ping pong with u? Ignoring u?

Double Don

goosast:
@Harddon, after you replied my comment. I contacted her and ask her why she avoiding me, she stylishly ignored the question . she promise to come to school n spend time with me giving one week , you know why because she is having a carry course to write. So i asked her if she never had any carry over she wont border to see me, she replied she knew i will say that but refuse to give an answer. So i asked her if i have been wasting my time then she replied that "i dont know what i am saying" she repeated that statement more than 5 times. I just quietly end the call. I was angry so i called her aunty i explained her behavoiur towards me telling the aunty that she is making up excuses not to visit me and see my mum. Immediately the aunty started telling me that their uncle she stays with in the north is strict, doesnt give her chance even refuse her travelling to see them in their home town. I called her n tell her if she knew what she meant by i dont know what i am saying this time around she repeated this statement over 15 times telling if she wanted to leave me she would have left me like 3 times, that she loves me that is why she is with me. I should not ask her if she is wasting my time. To Crown it all she told me if i wish to get angry i sshould get angry and even jump into a well she said that about three times all this happened yesterday and she never call throughout that day. Now today she is calling n i have answered her. I need the best response for her. Mind you some of her stuffs are in my house. I never mean to bore you, just trying to provide you with details. Thanks for your Patience

How old are you?

And have u even read this thread from beginning?

goosast:
She contacted me today. She will be having a carry over course to write and she wants me to help her with some cash to pay some fees . But i aint gonna help her out even if i wanted and promise her . Now i know she aint worth my stress again. Thanks brother.

@ 1st emphasised , No wonder she was tagging you along! You were a bill paying industry that isnt permitted d sight of the contents of the cookie let alone its eating thereof

@2nd one, this gurl really got your balls mehn! You cudnt even take her out with all the venoms swelling up within you! You freaking still had to play the nice wimp smh4u



These are the kinda gurls you pay back so coldly on their golden coin by tagging along also...

No, let me not say things on my mind.

Sleek lines, sound rhymes! Romanced the mic with the easy grace of a freaking foreign pro!

One word?

Dope!


Yes!
Don Endorsed!

derrick015:
Hi! Mr Hardon I'm very impressed with your thread on dating tips on Nairaland and I will want u to help with this sir
Pls I have a girl who I had a crush on while I was in skul
then I didn't talk to her at all cos I was kinda shy
Fortunately we were posted to d same state for NYSC but
then diff. local govt...
While I was in camp we chatted I.e talked alot I got her
digits I.e number but I never shared my feelings with her...
But den like 2 months ago I expressed my feelings to her via
WhatsApp... She was like really since when dat she never
new I had feelings for her oo. Then I said does she have
same kinda feelings 2wards me she said she doesn't know
that she hasn't known me enuf to ans dat question... then
she called one night like dat n strted 3 ... asking me some bio
question I ans dem and all...
I visited her last week at her place we talked n we ate. But den after I left her place I ve been trying to strike up Convo with her on whatsapp but she ain't replying as she normally does i wished her merry xmas n she didnt even reply . I don't know what cause this
Pls can u advice on d step I can take to make this work

Check out all the emphasied. They are called Red Flags.

Those who have read this thread would mos def know what went wrong. Could you tell us ?

before I tell you why she is acting like that and what you should do next?

RoyalBlak007:
If you think that only people can be criminals, you have another thing coming in this article. Fluffy and lovable, there are pets and animals that can easily break the law if they feel like it.

lalasticlala


https://brightside.me/wonder-animals/9-animals-that-committed-crimes-and-were-caught-red-handed-412760/


Brigit the Burglar
Brigit, a 6-year-old cat from New Zealand, was very interested in men’s underwear. So much so that she broke into people’s houses to steal socks and underpants.

Keeping cats indoors is not a common practice in New Zealand, so Brigit kept coming home with more of her "textile prey."

Eventually, the owners of the furry burglar tried to give the stolen underwear back by handing out flyers

Something about that cat!
N who would want those back?

ibkayee:
He's saying kind gestures are important in relationships and can be a sign of how much your partner values you, '15k' and 'Uber' are just examples and jokes to get people talking. It doesn't even always have to be monetary, the standard should just be based on what the individual can afford

He went about it the wrong way. for someone with versed in-house info on dealings, he needed to romance words better and not use analogies from kiddies story books

Mynd44:
I know guys that sat with their girls through sickness
Some gave valuable business Advice
Some tutored then through exams
Some have been a pillar preventing them from going insane.

How do you monetize these things cos each of them is worth more than 50k.

Dont measure your life with the standards of another person. It is dangerous

wow! ma Ballz Blown!

who would have thought it?

youngreezy:
boss met one chick at a bar n I gave her some eye contact nd she responded I waved at her she was smiling nd waving back only for me to approach her ND jeez!I was toungue tied LMAO didn't no wat to say..

Go back to page 0 or simply wait for the Dating Drills' Blog launching Jan 2018.

Lorbar:
Errrrm, mine is loving the wrong person. This time last year, I decided to give relationship another shot having been single for two years. Beginning of this year, I started dating and the nigga turned out to be a confused fellow and a coward. Love is just highly over-rated .

men have really suffered...

@ all,

Kindly note that we only respond to private/sensitive issues off here. All general relationship issues should be posted here.

This streamlines our work and others can learn from them also.

Mail has turned a circus. Filtering through is a big ish. Help us Help you.

HARDDON:
6. It is more blessed for her love to weigh more than yours. ( 60 , 40 or 70 30). That way, you got yourself a fan for life.

7. No matter how big your balls are, never hit a woman. In Handling love and balls, you must also know how to handle her

Ball's Principle 4:
A man's power where a woman is does not lie on his huge muscles but on the contents of his cranium. He must learn to punish her with brains, jrod or other ways. Never with muscles.

HANDLING LUV AND BALLS

8. You must learn to filter what you respond to and what you ignore when dealing with ladies. By now, you already know, they love to talk. It is your duty, therefore, to know when and what to respond to and what to ignore. You must be good at deductive/extrapolative reasoning if you are going to ever really understand ladies. Never take the face value of their statements for it. Learn to understand and reason things the way they do. THIS IS ONE OF THE MAJOR ISSUES IN relationships and marriages after MONEY & LUV MAKING. THeir body language tells the truth much more than their words. They are good at coding; DOUBLE ENTENDRE. Leading you on by half-truths.

Imagine this scenario: A new cherry. we were at the eatery for lunch. I ordered swallow and told them to mix two different types of soup for me because I love the way both of them taste but couldn't just have one only. She ordered rice and its accessories. And we had our lunch.
Long story short, weeks after, fun flew off the rail and we started seeing each other.

Along the line, touching was involved, never knew she was a V, before doing deeds, with her wetness and yours truly's hardness, she whispered into my ears.

SHE: I know you are a player and cant just be satisfied with one gurl but here I am about to lose my treasure to you.
ME: Wow, how did you know that? My village people?
SHE: lol Stop jor( face lost all its colours, serious). Remember the other day you ordered swallow and mixed the soup?
ME: ( **thinking 'chai, what has soup got to do with been a player, your wetness and my hardness ooooo?'. she went on)

She: In my mind, I thought 'if he is not okay with just one type of soup, he wouldn't be okay with just one gurl!' btw, I didnt tell you before but I am a V

oh, Heavens!!!
I fainted!

see the way their mind works? Extrapolative and deductive.

HARDDON:
6. It is more blessed for her love to weigh more than yours. ( 60 , 40 or 70 30). That way, you got yourself a fan for life.

7. No matter how big your balls are, never hit a woman. In Handling love and balls, you must also know how to handle her

Ball's Principle 4:
A man's power where a woman is does not lie on his huge muscles but on the contents of his cramium. He must learn to punish her with brains, jrod or other ways. Never with muscles.

DRILL NUGGET 21B

Mistakes Guys Make With Ladies & How to Avoid Them.

DRILL NUGGET 22

GIRLS, GREEN LIGHT AND MEANINGS

DRILL NUGGET 23

Marriage Light; Proposal, Deal Day, Understanding the difference between wify and gf, Planning life, Finances, handling Both Families, Kids, How to handle misunderstanding and resolution, effective ways to communicate, Ignoring her once in a while. Husband; Roles and responsibilities. etc

SnakeXenzia:
what condition?

mail: support@datingdrill.com

SnakeXenzia:
I didn't know there's a group tho.
Hardron is there any group?

Sure! Conditioned

@goosast

You are mos def wasting your time on someone that is long gone. Long gone from your world. From the warm embrace of your thoughts. Gone

I am very sure she's found someone over there that she is trying so hard to keep secret while tagging you along.

It's a case of eating her cake yet having it.

There is no love for you anywhere. The earlier the better you realise this and move on with your sexy life. You already know in ur heart of hearts.

Should you doubt me, put it to test: don't contact her for 3weeks and see if she wud contact you.

M2dX:
pls help me out,,i want to send you my conversation with a girl i want to marry. I ned ur wasap no. or ur email ..pls

support@datingdrill.com

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