₦airaland Forum

solomix10:
if i cud remember you said you are married i.e you av a rose already.
then why are yuh still gathering flowers.
are you not suppose to committed, are you nt causing harm to your marriage?
do you advice us we do dz also.

oyah Don explain

Married? Well i hv to leave u in a limbo there

Btw, didn't u read the part i said i walked on by?

[quote author=SheWrites post=60487465][/quote]HeWrites, SheWrites. Whether you know him or not is of no consequence. Both of u Writes


Btw,taken by what? If i wanted you, not even a seven horned demon could stop me. But then, my hands LA full. So u safe. Just keep Writing

What do these evil ppl gain from inflicting harm on innocent folks?

I think it is high time Christian countries follow d lead of Trump. Close d borders to immigrants from countries with high Terrorists capabilities. Even names that sounds like them from other parts.

Protection has no substitute

Lanretoye:
na wah o,but I don't think the army could do this and allow someone take a video of it.

Do you wat a secret cam is? N it seems the guy recording is a southern soldier from the way he moved freely

She had the sense n smile to be one of my many flowers, d skin n swag to sway me, the sleek n style to out stand but not the physical endowments to entice me, so i walked on by

You know what they say: The eyes must be appeased first b4 d heart .

Yes, i walked on by.

Betmaster3:
You're a mad man ooo, forget that bitch if you want her back, I know you may be scared you won't see someone like her again, it's not true, give yourself time, you'll surely find love again. You're a bitch ass nigga and I wish I was with you right now so I can give you a very hard knock on the head.

The guy is a Complete Compound cUnt!!! Super stuffed with nice codes.
This is what happens when Nice pVssies fake the Real gee's funky life !: they almost always falls back to their freaking nice a33 vomit.
Imagine not been able to read situation : discussing that kinda psuedo serious ish in a crowded noisy place n been constrained with time n her tackles! Smh.

Then went on his nice a33 kneels to beg for luv even though he hadnt opened his heart to her? Yea ryt, Marine Sermon.

Now, don't i just luv ladies when they lord it, he has been placed in that f'ing limbo state! A confounding state, tentative mode. A state of total unrest, a state that makes u want them more even if it means selling your sexy soul. A state u can't think, can't eat, can't breath. A very Needy state! N her stock just skyrocketed! While he's totally f'ed, she is busy enjoying her life. Probably meet n mate another guy: Something he has been saving for last.
Oh Lady lord!

Op, save yourself more stress and read Dating Drills as some1 suggested! You Yuck!

HeWrites:
I bow for you boss

U needn't , I'm not a Rabbi!

Just kindly return SheWrites n give me the password to HeWrites. Then we be kul

Odingo1:
Is very very unfortunate to have somebody like Buhari that is a tribal bigot to be at the helm affairs of a country with divers ethnic groups.

He wants to burn the country.
Now his foot soldiers up north hv started looting n destroying igbo properties up north.

Any southerner still leaving in d north now is doing that @ his own peril!
Your life is not secured. Forget what their governors says. Forget what their security agencies says! Its a set up. Pack up n go back to your place

nitt:
This argument is unfounded and lacks merit.

Sit in your cocoon sipping grammer n analizing what has n what don't have merit while d country burns because a clueless one leads his nomadic soldiers . Heard whatz happening in Jos now? What about d military kidnap of a king because he father KANU?

I don't support biafra but i sure as hell wudnt keep quite while some gworo chewing general makes a nepotic/militarized mockery of democracy while burying his head in d ground like a dead ostrich

Japhet04:
Boss Harddon, I'm about to mail you, I've got some explaining to do

N it better be that an allien kidnapped ur brains n left your body to the dead


It beta not be that u went n wooed n laid your landlord's daughter, got her preggy n u got thrown into them abyss!



Start talking

nitt:
Who benefits from conflict?


Absolutely No one

The nomadic northern president ofcos!

Zero in d very basic of leaders' skills! Just one agenda : how to propagate d northern cause! Southerners are too blind to note! Too divided to realise, too greedy to grab

DickDastardLION:
arsenal 0 - Cologne 5

It Wud be a perfect cognac to welcome them into d shyty hole they played themselves into! I luv it!

Such proud bunch even with no trophy for yearssssss!


Thru d Europa slums we did rise to the pinnacles of balling perfection, lets see if they can survive the group stage.

Blood Rolls Royal Red!

Op, just a lil quick question: all d while u 've with him, how many other guys have you met? Gone out with? Cheated on him with? Asked u to marry them?

Has he ever cheated on you? Or is your rs perfect like that?

If u can answer these candidly, i Wud tell you something important

makydebbie:
Op your wife is beautiful. I see beautiful kids in the nearest future.

Wud it hurt to tell d truth once in a while?

My heart is torn in two!

Her or Angelica Hale!
9 yr old, came couple with massive pipes that ain't afraid to pitch high heavens nor yodel down valley. A perfect poise to blend with a touch of super masterclass.
A voice that brings down d building n make men respond on their feet with wild mad moving applause!
A lil flick of the hand in resonance wit her lines, legs laced wit Barbie boots.

All garnished with a shy smile that never cease to light love across the faces of those who behold.

mehn! What anarchy! What guts dwellingly gallantly in a tiny lil one.

Too many injustice in the land , accentuated now by the clueless northern president

ibkkk:
Chai! This your analysis,ehn...

Its para-mode

CEEcey:
He gets angry Anytime I try to discuss it with him,says am comparing him with other guys.

One helluva proud but freaking weak morafucka he is!.

How does he cUm wen u hvnt even let fly like twice at least? I'm sure he us a 5 mins man. Lacks pre-intimacy skills. Rushes in n rushes out.

Since he gets angry, stop making luv wit him.
It is not meant to be a onerous task. its meant to be a pleasurable ride, a bonding flow.

Let him pray u guys don't have a big row, u go drinking n meet your truly's type, he Wud lose your from that moment.

oh gross! Eternally yuck!

If you must eat a toad, why d scraggy n skinny one? Lil weak chest from ova use, bonny legs, flat a33 ,big brown sickly eyes, fat lips, oblong reconfigured face well blended with a sneaky heart.

This type causes groin injury if u mistakingly go hard n hawt!

Guy is a dunce!

HARDDON:
Ladies like guys who know that onion in the bedroom. N if u r able to drive their emotions off edge n they end up screaming n scraching, vibrating n speaking some strange languages while dey jeck off n there after, lost in the euphoria, sleeps like a baby, know u r d ish!

U must know/have fun X gadgets:
Kamasutra oil, water based lub, crazy flavoured Jrod pouch, nip clip, ostrich feathers, bondage kits( if u feeling a lil crazy) etc.

More on this:

Things to help you gain Experience.....
How to avoid quick expulsion ( last longer)
pre-intimacy
How to make her cUm easily( make d freaky ones cUm ova n ova, think yours truly's record is 6! No, she's not a squirter. Those ones r very easy to edge out ova n ova)
N lots more

Teach her how to suck Jrod, how to sit in it n whyne, how to touch a guy, Neva let her lie like log of wood. Let her take d reins n u alternate. Tell her to strip dance while u watch n her cloths flying towards u. Then gently sits on u n give u a lap dance with jrod plugged in .

Be wild, be fun, be unpredictable be U

HARDDON:
You must know how to talk, what to say, where to say it.
You must know something about everything. Especially in the bedroom
It is mostly your duty to reach out n cuddle the first instance n you can't afford to be sleeping on a ride.

Learn how to, with your voice,touch,look etc, turn a woman on.
Know how to flip her on twos, fours , air etc. N unless ofcos u plaining on making Babies, use missionary sparingly. In a butt (nut) shell, learn different skills of bedding. And while at it, u must know which drives her d most crazy ( this Wud help u to make her cUm easily without breaking a sweat n if she is d type that gets tired after cUming, u Wud learn to hold back from that until u r ready to pour also)

Ladies like guys who know that onion in the bedroom. N if u r able to drive their emotions off edge n they end up screaming n scraching, vibrating n speaking some strange languages while dey jeck off n there after, lost in the euphoria, sleeps like a baby, know u r d ish!

U must know/have fun X gadgets:
Kamasutra oil, water based lub, crazy flavoured Jrod pouch, nip clip, ostrich feathers, bondage kits( if u feeling a lil crazy) etc.

More on this:

Things to help you gain Experience.....
How to avoid quick expulsion ( last longer)
pre-intimacy
How to make her cUm easily( make d freaky ones cUm ova n ova, think yours truly's record is 6! No, she's not a squirter. Those ones r very easy to edge out ova n ova)
N lots more

MrBrownJay1:
are you saying that the gal you decided to marry only met your family ONE SINGLE time before the trad wedding? why, how, what was wrong?!

your family never came over for dinner, and vice versa?!

She Neva really wanted to meet them.

I think she is a lil spoilt brat from a well to do fam.

Just watch how his family Wud be excluded from d high table @ d reception ground

Aleora:
what if she pretends to love them.and after the wedding start misbehaving....please I dont know about other persons but for me FAMILY first.......call off the wedding..thats not a good trait

Wedding shld be placed on an indefinite hold. Until there is a concrete change on her part.
These kinda Selfishness Wud mos def permiates all aspects of her life. Think of herself alone, hoard everything, Wud be belligerent to anybody that is not her Fam nor frnds. She Wud be rude n too rigid to submit.


But i don't see the op having the balls to call the freaking shots.

So he Wud go ahead with the white n d court n eternally tie himself to the sorrow that a selfish woman ooze!

If she is this childish to hate her husby to be ppl, she ain't fvcking ready for dating let alone marriage. Simples

amliftedhigher:
Good morning wonderful nairalanders.

I Am having a very delicate family issues now. I am an only son of my family and 5 sisters all married, since I brought my wife to be to them they all love her with passion and they keep telling me to take good care of the girl, they keep warning me not to treat her bad.

My sister love my Wife with passion including my aged mother but my wife to be in return hates them openly to me.

She doesn't like me mention them before her or discuss any thing with them. But she adores her family so much. We have finished traditional marriage remaining church wedding which is next two weeks from today.

During our preparations my family has noticed her long mute with them in issues of our wedding arrangement, they ask me but I told them that my wife is a shy type that doesn't talk too much but I was lying.

N/B they have not done anything evil to her and they will not think about it because they all fear me but my confusion Now is why my wife hates them? One of my sister lives in the same city with my wife but she hardly visits her.

My fellow comrades please what do I do? I can't hate my sisters because they and their husbands train me in the university . I came from a poor home but seeing the love I have for education all My sisters and their husbands swear that I must attend university . My God's grace I am working in one of the best organization in the country now am comfortable. Do I chase my family away now because of a woman I am getting married to? Help am confused.

Thanks in anticipation

Gee! You are sitting gallantly on a time Bomb!
You noticed this stupid attitude of hers n u still went ahead n married her? What were you thinking?
Be rest assured that soon, she Wud make u severe ties with ur family by putting a wedge inbtw u guys.
Soon, your fam members Wud be eternally barred from your home n they Wud return the favour by cutting u off.
Soon she Wud stop u from giving any financial help to ur fam including ur aged momma. While she makes u take care of hers!
She has already manipulated u into submission for you not to have shouted her down when you noticed this crazy attitude of hers n put everything on hold until she freaking tells u da heck is up with her.
U failed to make her realise that she can't have d egg while hating the Hen!

What rubbish. If anything at all, its ur fam that shld behave the way she is behaving because she's coming to steal their only son.

If you luv your life, u better threaten her that d white wedding is on hold ( infact the wedding is off) until she f'ing tells u why she hates ur fam. No matter what she says, tell her that one wrong negative airs from her towards ur fam Wud hv grave repercussion.
U can't be loving her ppl n she hating yours.

U have to place your foot down right from the start if not, be rest assured u Wud wash her panties soon!

I'm so pissed right now

Victor8867:
Mr harddon, i am glad to say dis ur thread have helped me since i started readin it i am done thanks 4 ur efforts in helpin we mr nice guys in gettin our ballz back, dis is mi first tym on postin comment here

Glad i could open your eyes to the real you!
Now go and practice.
Go out and have Max mad fun!

their coverage plan is no plan @ all

the day dese divisive, money loving and lack of moral values Southerners learn to speak with one voice n not sell out each other for a mosel of bread, only then Wud the north be placed in check!

Afam4eva:
These illiterates are angry that no one talks about them anymore. It must really pain to be ignored. Their 1 second of fame seems to be over.

"The agitations and disturbances that have been ongoing ceaselessly since the coming of Buhari/Osibanjo administration are aimed at rendering the country practically ungovernable and ushering in of anarchy and instability, thereby occasioning a change of government by whatever means.
And the singling out of Buhari for attacks is a tactic to cause inter-regional crisis possibly leading to general unrest,"


This was exactly what the did to GEJ.
Karma is a.......?

If we were to go to war over the thousands of educated southern lives (unlike some coblers, onions/potatoes sellers, meat sellers from the north) that have been taken in d north, they wudnt hv a measles infested table to talk thrash after their early morning almajiri lives!

GODKID98:
Nigeria is in deep shit,I swear!

Instead of the government to establish a security outfit whose main objective would be to curtail the excesses of these herdsmen and their cattle, the government is busy PROTECTING the investment of those THREATENING the lives of the citizens and their investments.... What kind of a twisted mentality is that?

N of all d people to break the news, to coat it n make it more acceptable in the south, is the coordinator!
Thousands of lives r been lost to these herdsmen yet they arm them d more! The lives of ccattles are worth more than the lives of Nigerians to this myopic , islamization-blinded evil FG!

But the will of God and his son Jesus must be done

It is only when a mosquito lands on ur balls you Wud realise there are other means of resolution apart from war!
....Chinese proverb


95% n 5%
Use deodorant on the 95% ( BH, fulani herdsmen, northern youths ultimatum etc)

But use insecticide on the 5% ( militants, iPods etc)

Yet you preach the gospel of the INDIVISIBILITY OF THE NIGERIAN ONENESS! More like not willingly to let go of d oil! Not really d people. THE OIL

How clueless can a president be?


You divide the country daily with ur nepotism, favouratism in appointments, speech but turn around n act d ostrich n preach some stupid oneness!


The monkey n gorilla may claim Oneness, nonetheless, the Monkey is Monkey n Gorilla, Gorilla.

HARDDON:
You must know how to talk, what to say, where to say it.
You must know something about everything. Especially in the bedroom
It is mostly your duty to reach out n cuddle the first instance n you can't afford to be sleeping on a ride.

Learn how to, with your voice,touch,look etc, turn a woman on.
Know how to flip her on twos, fours , air etc. N unless ofcos u plaining on making Babies, use missionary sparingly. In a butt (nut) shell, learn different skills of bedding. And while at it, u must know which drives her d most crazy ( this Wud help u to make her cUm easily without breaking a sweat n if she is d type that gets tired after cUming, u Wud learn to hold back from that until u r ready to pour also)

You must know when to nudge her to riding u while u relax n enjoy d show.

You must know that most ladies Wud test you just b4 you guys get down! To see if u really luv her, just want her for fvcks or.... Get it wrong, kiss her clothed butt n lose d erotic moment. They Wud roll tru ur phone, ask u crazy questions about d way ur next door neighbour looked @ you or her wen she came over n some other ruse crazy Questions. Quick Wit is only your sure anchor to these wiles.



You must not make promises with a hard on! U Wud live to regret it

You must be strong enough to wear ur briefs n roll out if she becomes manipulative because she think with a hard on, u Wud do her will