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HARDDON:
Why did i tell DAT tale?
Well know this: itz not every guy that gets lucky n have her still interested after uve broken the flow!

As a Man, you can't afford to be a novice in the bedroom as u can't afford to be wearing floaters in ur field of endeavour.
You must know ur onion.

You must know how to talk, what to say, where to say it.
You must know something about everything. Especially in the bedroom
It is mostly your duty to reach out n cuddle the first instance n you can't afford to be sleeping on a ride.

Learn how to, with your voice,touch,look etc, turn a woman on.
Know how to flip her on twos, fours , air etc. N unless ofcos u plaining on making Babies, use missionary sparingly. In a butt (nut) shell, learn different skills of bedding. And while at it, u must know which drives her d most crazy ( this Wud help u to make her cUm easily without breaking a sweat n if she is d type that gets tired after cUming, u Wud learn to hold back from that until u r ready to pour also)

Adasun:
one of da many reasons women leave longer dan men is because the wail and cry their burden out.



Unlike men who wil grip da pain and hold it deep inside




i learnt dat from Harddon

How can one see clearly in crimson tears?

Ehmm, tell me, wen last did u cry?

Itimkpataka2:
Am back Again. I miss this Thread. .


Greetings To Hardon; The BossBall , After You Na You...

Am Having Issues with my life now. How can I Fall in Love �. ?

Am ardent follower of this thread right from Day 1. I met so many girls , straf some ,makes some Frds with benefits.. they keep on coming back. I keep treating them badly, but the sugar in my water can't drive the birds � away rather keep on bringing more birds.

Make una help me ooh. I wanna Love ❤️. I don't want to Be Bossball again and being a nice guy have left my medulla oblangata ...

I knew it wouldn't be long b4 some of you guys get to sip from this rude reality stream . N i hv bn sprinkling my speeches with this red flag .
That said, once again, i reiterate : These drill, as in life generally, must be well blended n balanced.
Sugar is good, but u know what happens when u hv a dine of it too much. Fire cooks our delicious meal but it also burn same.
Electricity powers our lives but u know what happens wen you apply it wrongly on bare skin.

Based on ur post, do you advise we do away with Electrical power because it, with all its benefits, kills also?
Should the student, knowing the benefits of books, throw away his social life?

Should we remain nice guys, always @ d whims n caprices of some soft dolls, because we can't afford to bear d responsibilities the huge pair inbtw our legs brings?

Shld the master remain a slave to his Balls n thereby do all its bidding?

Men like Me wudnt! Rather we will, like the world learnt to harness electrical power to its advantage, learn to be balanced. In Balls, in Luv as in Life!

HARDDON:
I was dumpfounded! Tot these things were inbuilt ? Just like a new born automatically locating d nips n suckling from a milk densed breasts?
Oh well, i was wrong. Most of us were!
Here was a guy that got no clue as to how to explore the bare body of a willing soft doll.
"Don! Don!! How do i proceed? " he whispered.
"Proceed with what? " i interjected totally taking aback.
He went on to summarize..... I didn't help but laugh heartedly b4 i told him simple steps and he was eternally grateful thereafter.

One

Why did i tell DAT tale?
Well know this: itz not every guy that gets lucky n have her still interested after uve broken the flow!

As a Man, you can't afford to be a novice in the bedroom as u can't afford to be wearing floaters in ur field of endeavour.
You must know ur onion.

Hehehe

lalanice:
oh, shut up HARDDON, I knew when this your silly ass thread started, I've had it with you before and I have no interest in it again. I just didn't realize how dedicated you'd become. really dude I'm impressed. I hope you're all married and keeping good homes now? I mean all this rules got to work somehow right

Wow, who let you out b4 time?
Unstable cells like you with no iota of reserved respect nor sexy decorum shldnt be let out roaming the streets unbriddled.


Had it with me? not in your wildest dreams lil one. " Rudy Crudies" like u have never seen my boxers let alone handle JRod!

Btw, there is a difference btween rules n ways of life. But i don't think u r sleek enuf to fathom that. If not, u Wud hv realised how this thread has impacted lives positively. I Wud hv refered u back to d pages n their sweet testimonies but u r too mono cultured to grab. Wealth of wisdom eons ahead of your shallow times.


OK, bye

Sleek Stuff!

Drink , any1?

HARDDON:
Yea they started slow. N gently warmed up.

Then one day, i got a distress call. They obviously sipped a lil som som. N b4 u know it, they were naked in each other's arms, kissing . and he lost track of what to do next. Kiss was taking longer than necessary. N she wasn't making it any easier for him. Awkward.

He broke it off, rushed to the rest room n called me......

I was dumpfounded! Tot these things were inbuilt ? Just like a new born automatically locating d nips n suckling from a milk densed breasts?
Oh well, i was wrong. Most of us were!
Here was a guy that got no clue as to how to explore the bare body of a willing soft doll.
"Don! Don!! How do i proceed? " he whispered.
"Proceed with what? " i interjected totally taking aback.
He went on to summarize..... I didn't help but laugh heartedly b4 i told him simple steps and he was eternally grateful thereafter.

One

Musa! Wor iz this?

This is how men lose their balls subtly to d whims of a woman's squint!

Tinted image of a W

How can he let her do this?

HARDDON:
Couldnt bliv it that a guy could live through secondary school, especially ss1-3 n not at the very least handle some fun!

Yours truely got sweetly raped ( for the first time b4 it became twice a week) in primary 6 by a very creamy big B00bs' lady every other big guy out there was dying for. yours truely was small but the guy down stairs was..... Oh well, that is a tale for another day.

Back to our flow...

The pain with which he said he might never be able to get a girl let alone marry n thereby live a very lonely life thereafter, got me spun!

I knew i had to help him however i can. N help, i sure did even with my limited knowledge bank then. Yea you have read about the fact that your truly was a love letter consultant back in secoundary sch. With that dynamic experience, guts, a lil timba style, dark wavy hair, heavy built body: my charm revs.

Long story short, i was able to get him his first gurl 3 months after i practically had to remodel him( with my limited sway)

Yea they started slow. N gently warmed up.

Then one day, i got a distress call. They obviously sipped a lil som som. N b4 u know it, they were naked in each other's arms, kissing . and he lost track of what to do next. Kiss was taking longer than necessary. N she wasn't making it any easier for him. Awkward.

He broke it off, rushed to the rest room n called me......

Ericsunday619:
men take women as treasures. very stupid. women are just some sick creature that are very dirty with menstruation coming out of their smelling pussy.

Too crude gee. In all your getting never let "crudy " have the best of you.
Many have lost their ways within this wine. Turned into beasts within this cloak of flesh. Don't go over brim n begin to treat them like thrash.

You have to know that we need them as much as they need us. They are a very fine bunch! The sweetness, sexy softness, the subtle touch they give the world not to mention their pregnance brooding abilities!
The smart ones got ideas, advise, encouragement n home management skills we were Neva fashioned with.


Your role is to know why you are the head n how best to lead ur lines

HARDDON:
He was a lost lil boy out of tune with time, taste and Behind.h. His taned brain cudnt fathom my sneeky sways n swirls in the world of these soft souls.

Then one day, after i had seen off a soft bone, that came to my crib for a special waist lecture, he had obviously seen somewhere n worshiped her beauty n endownments in his mind, he opened up.

Him: yo! D to da O to da N ( his way of calling Don) . Jeez mehn! How do you do it?

Me: ( i stood lost at sea at what could have prompted the shy shell off his coast) Do what? I asked confused

Him: hook these gurls! Do u know that one u just saw off, i saw her somewhere the other day n my heart skipped a beat? Froze a while b4 i was able to recollect my sense and stand?

Me : hahaha
Him: dude it ain't funny! U gas to help me. I don't know how to approach ladies. I have never had a girl all my life and you wudnt bliv I'm still a virgin @ 22.

Me : (stupefed, i stood still my wandering brain went numb trying to process and place in perspective what i just heard!). You mean u have never. .....


I didn't know what to do. Laugh? Exclam? Roll? I finally flowed my brain N went numb with a quizzical look playing on the flicker of my freaking eyes. Flabbergasted!

Couldnt bliv it that a guy could live through secondary school, especially ss1-3 n not at the very least handle some fun!

Yours truely got sweetly raped ( for the first time b4 it became twice a week) in primary 6 by a very creamy big B00bs' lady every other big guy out there was dying for. yours truely was small but the guy down stairs was..... Oh well, that is a tale for another day.

Back to our flow...

The pain with which he said he might never be able to get a girl let alone marry n thereby live a very lonely life thereafter, got me spun!

I knew i had to help him however i can. N help, i sure did even with my limited knowledge bank then. Yea you have read about the fact that your truly was a love letter consultant back in secoundary sch. With that dynamic experience, guts, a lil timba style, dark wavy hair, heavy built body: my charm revs.

Long story short, i was able to get him his first gurl 3 months after i practically had to remodel him( with my limited sway)

HARDDON:
Be Experienced/Balanced.

Here is a lil story about my very shy virgin friend.

We were in year 2 in the University and here was this friend of mine that went through secondary school life , done with year one and we were wobbling gallantly,with our timberland Boots and baggy jeans, into years 3.. It was second semester year two. He hadn't ever been laid! He hadnt ever seen d seen the shy smile off a perky manCHESTer Twins.
Heck he hadn't seen life tru the eyes of a roving Dk. Loner was he. For comfort, he got books and a pair of Albert Einstein's bi polar, intercontinental binoconcave lens. The tiny piece of gadget cud change shade at his whims and caprises. Through them, he observed the world roll on by. Like a clueless sailor, he watched the winds toss him where withdal they will

He was a lost lil boy out of tune with time, taste and Behind.h. His taned brain cudnt fathom my sneeky sways n swirls in the world of these soft souls.

Then one day, after i had seen off a soft bone, that came to my crib for a special waist lecture, he had obviously seen somewhere n worshiped her beauty n endownments in his mind, he opened up.

Him: yo! D to da O to da N ( his way of calling Don) . Jeez mehn! How do you do it?

Me: ( i stood lost at sea at what could have prompted the shy shell off his coast) Do what? I asked confused

Him: hook these gurls! Do u know that one u just saw off, i saw her somewhere the other day n my heart skipped a beat? Froze a while b4 i was able to recollect my sense and stand?

Me : hahaha
Him: dude it ain't funny! U gas to help me. I don't know how to approach ladies. I have never had a girl all my life and you wudnt bliv I'm still a virgin @ 22.

Me : (stupefed, i stood still my wandering brain went numb trying to process and place in perspective what i just heard!). You mean u have never. .....


I didn't know what to do. Laugh? Exclam? Roll? I finally flowed my brain N went numb with a quizzical look playing on the flicker of my freaking eyes. Flabbergasted!

HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 18:

BE EXPERIENCED/BALANCED

We rock, here now, we roll, as promised

Be Experienced/Balanced.

Here is a lil story about my very shy virgin friend.

We were in year 2 in the University and here was this friend of mine that went through secondary school life , done with year one and we were wobbling gallantly,with our timberland Boots and baggy jeans, into years 3.. It was second semester year two. He hadn't ever been laid! He hadnt ever seen d seen the shy smile off a perky manCHESTer Twins.
Heck he hadn't seen life tru the eyes of a roving Dk. Loner was he. For comfort, he got books and a pair of Albert Einstein's bi polar, intercontinental binoconcave lens. The tiny piece of gadget cud change shade at his whims and caprises. Through them, he observed the world roll on by. Like a clueless sailor, he watched the winds toss him where withdal they will

khiaa:
Lol Bye.

I almost forgot!

Do us a mail (support@datingdrill.com) there is something we need to discuss with you.
While @ it, do know that this msg wud self destruct in 5hrs

Aiit, bye

lalanice:
somebody best be kidding me. all this just to get ladies?? if a man read all this he don't need to do anything else to impress me.

I'm already impressed

Its obvious you just jumped in on the thread n hence this unclairvoyant statement.
We forgive you, however inconsequential your tots are here n baring the fact that impressing you is/was NEVER part of the grand agenda. We cud careless.

Now run along n take your already mushy mushy impressed heart with you.

XavierBlue:
Having Gone through this drill and practice em thoroughly.... Believe me.. I can now handle rejections.. If she rejects me so? Am I dead? Doesn't make shit..
And I have boss Harddon to thank for this.. Am almost a boss nigga.. And I now give the ladies the I don't care attitude and getting pretty good at it..
Last month a bitch that was playing hard to get said to me..
"Seems you don't have my time anymore.. Why?"
And I answered..
"Wow.. Am glad yo noticed.. you don't deserve my time any more.. and bye."
I walked out on her and was feeling fly .. lol..
Harddon? Bless you.. keep on the good work boss..

Yes gee! We know it intoxigates like fine wine! The sudden realization , the awekening! The gut splitting flow of pump action adrenaline of excitement ! U just can't contain yourself: having your balls back!

But might i sound a lil note of caution?

Remember: the Head of the Elephant is no play thing for kids.
Don't turn a saddist n treating ladies with utter disdain n hatred.

Wisdom is profitable to direct..... .

Don

khiaa:
They say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
I say control the MIND control the MAN.

How veridical . Technically philosophical with a blend of out-of-da-box musing.

Nonetheless, I haven't even accepted you yet but you r already trying to finger my mind with those feminine control claws.

This relationship ain't gono work.

Bye

pocohantas:
Any guy who goes about doing 1-3 is a kid, stuck with mind games and its accompanying qualities. I am not attracted to him...

The guy who does 4 & 5 is a guy who knows his onions, has self-control and would go far in life with those qualities. He isn't a 'bad' guy to me. I stick to my definition, feel free to stick to yours. Have a nice day...

He must be a gud / nice guy then?
But ehmmm, How many of the nice guys u know have seen the colours of ur bra before let alone bed you?

See?

Any guy that knows his onion on how to turn on a gurl's heat, heart n head and have her stuck on him no matter the ish he pulls thereafter, is a very badt guy.

For it is not small feat.

Take it from Big Deddy

@ pocohantas

You're getting it twisted. To consider the Badt guy idea literarily tantamounts to wearing a shallow shade of words n their context.

Badt guy here refers to :

1. A guy who can basically get any gurl he wants without as much as moving too many muscles. And the gurl/girls he is with knows it. Hence they r always on their tiny toes

2. A guy who isnt , most always, satisfied with the idea of one guy, one gurl. If he sees what he likes, he goes for it whether he has two or more hawties on his roll call already or not

3. One who isnt afraid to tell a new doll he just met that he has a serious date b4 he goes ahead to wine n bed her.
One who is so sleek with words and its colours. And uses what other average guys are scared of to his advantage.

How do you define a guy that is so bold to tell a new mucheche he just met that he has a fiancee but becomes so irresistable to the new doll that she basically wants him for keeps? Steal him?

4. A badt guy in this context is some1 who got his balls totally in check. One who can be so turned on by a creamy kiss from an endowned naked lady but with his d1ck standing strong, tells her he isnt in the mood for fvcks! Wears his boxers and ballzz out!

5. He is a Man who got his life well defined n only welcome a selected few( females) into his abode. So long u are here, u are his guest n u wud hold it a high privilege he let u share his space, spot and sprite. Any inch of trying to take advantage of that, he isnt afraid nor broken to drop you off like a bleeding pack of cards.

6. He is a man that understands that not for naughts was he born with Balls and lives his life protecting that honour. He knows he was born to lead n gallantly shoulders that responsibility without fear .

He knows just how to treat his woman right, teaches her stunts and stuffs, knows the right ways to punish her n make her more enchanted, knows just how to blow her minds out n have her hynotized with love for life. But without actually really saying the three words.


But i don't suppose you wud understand.

@ ikp120

Preach on Preacher, Preach !

Spread the good tidings until every ball held bound by some B00bs be free, until they flow n realise that:

Not For Naughts Were We Born With Balls!

Peterosky:
.Hahahaha bross your vespa never spoil? Any way,don't worry about me giving my balls to the girls. Afterall i can always buy them from the market, Since there are many balls there.Thanks all the same.

U freely n unclairvoyantly give out the symbol of ur honour n pride and u turn around to talk about buying some shii? Dude?
Here, eat ur fvcking pride cos u got none now n read d thread! Hopefully , u wudnt wash ur wify's pant n bra. N turn woman wrapper in d nearest future!

Smh

Peterosky:
.Hahahaha bross your vespa never spoil? Any way,don't worry about me giving my balls to the girls. Afterall i can always buy them from the market, Since there are many balls there.Thanks all the same.

U freely n unclairvoyantly give out the symbol of ur honour n pride and u turn around to talk about buying some shii? Dude?

Smh

khiaa:
Your MIND!

Tease my mind? Be careful what u play with gurl. That shii is on autopilot

BTW, gist me, what mischieve have u bn perpetuating ?

huh?

There is more to this u ain't telling

Two fathers falling out?

Smh

Nigeria, out of recession. No positive effects on d lives of Nigerians.

Loots r been relooted. No projects. No clues. President is working from his bedroom. Smh

SweetPuffPuff:
[color=dodgerblue]nice try
I ain't Nigerian. Ive no interest in the prize naira. [/color]

Tot by now life wud hv clipped those feathers of hers.

falconey:

THE IS THE END...... HOLD YOUR BREATH AND COUNT TO TEN.


I nominate


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