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If you were in their shoes n u get approached by, on d average, 15-30 guys a day, you wud do worse!

Just imagine the energy, time , they spend wading off wack guys that cant even start a proper convo. Some say "Hi " with their eyes affixed on her big Melon n D1ck already rising. So many lack manners, lines, body language etc.

Dont blame them ladies. Those actitudes are nothing but defensive mechanisms to wade off time wasters n jerks n put some forms of order in her life!
Guys who know their onions, know how to get them easily.

Benita27:
We all got to that peek in growing up where teenagers are eager to have a knowledge of everything they could lay their hands on, nd watching porn is one. I can't remember when last I used any device to watch porn.

Porn Pro!



Btw, im a virgin, dont spoil me

Benita27:
Am I supposed to care about your facial expression?.

You just can't compare the body of a lady who has never given birth to that of a mother. Secondly, I don't see the average Nigerian wives/mothers hitting the gym so gym hitting is out of the equation. If a woman has a protruding stomach and that would make a man cheat on her then he must be very foolish 'cause he kept her in that state. Last time I checked, even women with banging bodies get cheated on. A dog of a man would remain as such irrespective of the wife's looks, finance or commitment to her marriage.

Oh common, BinTa! only my moniker makes u melt n weak @ feet let alone looking into my sea Blue Eyes. Ofcos u care a bloody Bunch

Btw,

Why are you disecting this using a monocultured periscope n taking sides with average ladies?
Did u really take a gud luk @ those pics? So to the average nigerian woman, marriage is the final achievement/destination?
Once married, she cant care for herself again? because a ring is on it now, she has license to metamophose into an ameoba in a man's house? Dah fvck?

For all itz worth, you should know, men are moved by sight n as a woman, it behoves on you to keep the sight afixed on u @ whatever cost n by whatever means.

If doing lil sit ups, watching what you eat, when u eat n taking a lil sexy care of ur blooming body is too much to ask, then dont get angry when Jrod Go seeking out slay Queens to deeply Lay
Welcome to d 21st century!

Benita27 post=58594708[b:
]I find porn to be a waste of my time and energy. There's no satisfaction in Masturbation so I don't do porn. [/b]

BTW, I wanted to see a movie with his laptop 'cause I was bored. When I asked he said he doesn't have movies in it but xvideos, and I was like "what's xvideos?", he waved off the question and asked me to use "Youtube". So seeing it on this thread made me recollect my conversation with the guy.

@ first emphasized, that can only drop off d lips of a p0rn pro! U so watched them that u realise it aint worth your while no more?


N to say co-workers get bored @ work beats all atoms of my imagination.... could u kindly tell us d truth?

Benita27:
Childbirth. Is he not also responsible for her protruding stomach?.

For u to make this statement, im not doing again

See how sad the ride is? Daz my expression ryt now

Benita27:
Childbirth. Is he not also responsible for her protruding stomach?.

For u to make this statement, im not doing again

Sleek!
Hml

Benita27:
I wanted to use his laptop and one question lead to the other. Don't think dirty.

Yea right!

Btw,
research has it that ladies luv hardc0re, rough ride p0rn . Indulge me, why do u guys luv Xvids?

Ehmmmm, how many clips have u watched off d site since your "co-worker" told u..... ?

Benita27:
So "Xvideo" is a porn site?. A coworker mentioned it to me today.

What was he briefing you about? your company's competitors?

Olarababy:
dont mind my gender......am a guy

No u r not! Olara=female
Baby=female


Then dere is d lil "f" attached again!

damilare96:
a girl wan join d group ??

Weaked my ballz!

Alot of em have bn disturbing me for DD :woman only ! Can u imagine that?

Loyalblak007:

Why are u so tensed up havent u seen/touched a Tall Dark n Handsome guy b4?

Loyalblak007:
"Why are you wicket"

***Cloats throat

You are your own undoing. Right from d start, you messed it all up.

She got your emotional switch, she knows it, n boy! :How she tuned it ever so switfly. From lil lunch to airtime to fixing of hair to buying of shoes, cloths, accesories, phones etc....

As a siggy reads off here, u cant see clearly in crimson red.

she aint here for luv, no, just the dough n u know it. That was why u stuck to ur guns n let her go the first time. All she does is collect. Neva gives n no matter how hard she makes u happy, something aint just right.
U finally were lead right n saw stuff that broke d camel's back.
I read that part n i was very happy, thinking how lucky u r, ur eyes got opened.
Some guys aint this lucky, end up marrying these kinda gurls n turning woman wrapper all d days of their miserable lives.


THen i read the annoying part of you wanting to go back n i smh in rage.


Do yourself some sexy gud n move on with your freaking life! There are way beta gurls out there.

You can check my siggy for more

iykizzy:
Prepping to

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Aha! Im not surprised.

She wants some sort of assurance u aint just here for d cookie n are ready to comit even if it means leaving ur woman. So waz it gono be?

Babysnow1:
Hmmmmm
Who has the problem here

I can't really say bro cos am always being chased by single men

But all this women sha
NAwa for them o
Bro that mean you gallant for the other side o
And you go fine well well

Gurls Gurls.....smh

iykizzy:
Baba Harddon I great you sire.
Pls I seriously need your help on dis. A girl knows I av a gf. Buh we like each other a lot so recently she just threw a bombshell at me with dis question "WHAT I'M I TO YOU"? How do I answer dis without pushing her away... I like dis girl.. Pls bosses in d house help me out... I need to give her an answer ASAP. Waiting in anticipation for your replies.

By liking each other alot, do u mean uve slept wit each other or prepping to?

NgeneUkwenu:
Bia nwoke m, nye m efe, ipob yoots bore me to no end!

Lost soul.

NgeneUkwenu:
Another deluded Ipob Yoot! Do you think Nigerians are brainless and gullible like ipob yoots?

Im not surprised @ how monocultured you are. Yes, any1 that speaks against your mendacious maneuvers is atomatically libelled an "ipod yoot"
They must really be giving u sleepless nights!


Man or woman or transgender, which ever u r, stop selling ur soul piece by piece for a morsel of mudane, short life , bread

NgeneUkwenu:
PDP is a Tribal party localised in Biafra and populated by hate filled ipob miscreants..They can Never Rule Nigeria again..

no shame whatsoever!
So if pdp is a tribal party, what wud u call d shrine party Apc? Islamic,bokoharam, killer fulani herdsmen, murderous , evil party


Apc is a shame n in shambles. Tell me why pdp wudnt take ova? Smh

A sleeping pdp is beta than a running apc

Double Don

GOod!

I had lived in time past-neutral, and preferring the soft touch of IT/telecoms to the power tussle of politics.

but all that has changed now....... I am officially a flag bearer.....

Nigerian Youths! We must take back our country!

SamzackD:

Everyone here should help me scream


MAMA I MADE IT

It took about a month,

but I just finished reading through this thread

and I only got one thing to say,

and that is harddon you are a life saver

I can't think to imagine my life right now,if I hadn't come across this thread

them soft creatures did not only play with my feelings but they deflated my balls also

my story long ooh!

but I'll just leave u guys with once I was blind but now I can see

S

One more Brother Unshackled! Ma heart leap for joy!

tell, i pray, your tale


while @ it, do know that without practice, all u have learned wud soon vaporize.

Nomfanelo99:
would have bitten his dick off

Of all d things to say?

Liveair:
Na today?
All the dead people, didn't they pray?

Dont live like a chicken.
Dead people aint u n if it was possible to wake em up, most wud tell u that they got d signs but their flesh been weak, cudnt listen to dier inner voice to stay actions.

Sufficient unto d day, r d evils thereof....

the best safety/insurance policy is to pray in the morning b4 ever stepping out of your home! the days are evil.
you can take precaution about the physical, what about the spiritual?

be wise

Stupid X starved guy meeting ugly b00bless , attention seeking fatima

thesuave10:
Lol I knew this issue would come up in this thread. Try and create a balance. Take Note cocky and funny is an attraction technique once you get attracted turn it down like mad. Also not every reply to her should be cocky funny. Here are somethings you're probably doing wrong
1 you do IT all the time and to every question she tells you and I'm not surprised because I'm sure HARDDON might be doing it too. Not every question and reply should be cocky and funny. Once she's attracted enough, reduce it. Take Note less is more. Too much cocky you come off as arrogant, rude Or unattainable. Too much funny and you come off as a clown. In fact the moment you notice the first time that she starts responding negatively, then it's too much.

2 You're too strong in the cockiness. Sometimes some lines can misunderstood as cocky when actually you're plain ass insulting

3 all these boils down to inner game. Fix that and your skills will be improved.
4 you're being to cocky and funny when you should be connecting with her. Take note again cocky and funny is just for attraction mainly. Once you've got that, reduce it.. . Use it sparingly
5 your body language might also be adding to it

You dont have to be so obsessed with me n strive so hard to negate, construe n paint me in bad light to jeck off d cUm from your tiny lil tool. While i was already getting robed in sleek suit on this lonely lane, u were on nothing but diapers n u know what they say: NO MATTER HOW MANY CLOTHS A SON HAS, HE CANT HAVE AS MANY RAGS AS HIS FATHER.

If you were not too blinded with d lil light uve managed to glean off here to realise, the very next Drill Nugget is :

BLEND THE BLISS, CLOWN NOT.


But ofcos, you have no idea what that means

You are welcome to dine in MY vine but i wudnt have you insult MY Sense n stands

DeGuyNxtDoor:
you finally shown us your face...nice one dear

Cant u just for once tell A somebody the truth?

thesuave10:
Lol. That's not what I mean.
She sees a guy well dressed approaching her with demystifying confidence and she goes in her mind "this guy is probably the real deal, he's fucking awesome " but then as the conversations goes on she realizes that he's game is weak (eg fails her "shiiit tests" ) and he really isn't that much of a big deal. Interest and Attraction dies off. That's what I mean

You going off @ a tangent.

He expressly stated his ish is wen chatting.

thesuave10:
Either you're forming hard to get or you didn't meet their expectations

Wit guys like us, ladies hv lil expectations.
An employer has no time seeking to please an employee

DavidTheGeek:


Matured ladies huh? I hear they can be motherly while some can be bossy. I haven't been with any.

The main issue is he's in love (already) with a girl that is leaving soon... Heartbreak is certain.

If only u know how fathering n having matured ladies boost confidence.....
If he is man enuf, she'd stay for as long as he wants.