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Cant stomach the tot of this ogogoro clue winning epl


Mou u better buy smart cos next season, we wudnt hv anything less. Imagine United scrapling for a common CL spot

Respect GEJ!

Gej is a true hero!
A true definition of wisdom n forgiveness.

He who bears grudge is like a hunch back : the weight bears u down until u bend ova!
N by now, Tinubu must hv realised his folly by been unequally yoked with d north.
He must have learnt his lesson from d way he has been sidelined.

Oh simply Priceless!

What a touch ! What a script ! What a mind blowing masterclass sacrifice into d blood stream of humanity!

Respect Sir Winton!

JhyMedex:
lol ...let me balls b... I can assure u dey swingin real hard.. ..

u can bet I used dt kinda cocky replies...
As an authority.. am asking you...

SHOULD I INVITE HER OVER?..

Has a gurl been so stung on you she ask why u dont want her to come know ur place?

or she tells u she misses u so much n cant wait to see u?


or she ask how your friday wud be cos she wano see you?

Or she tells u she wonders how it would be to finally meet you?
Even wit these glaring statements,yours truly wud still keep building anticipation n fantasies in her mind. Keep her longing

We are no mere men
We hate everything normal guys do. Inviting her over is a Sissy average guy's move n might just jolt her into reality from ur attractive web!

After all, wen average guys invite ladies ova, we know whatz on their mind dont we?


unless ofcos u have broken all her defenses n gotten intimately physical on phone, dat wud be a very wrong move.

It puts you both in tensed mood wen she comes, Who wants that?
Like i said earlier on, seek out the page that talks about getting Physical n read inbtw d lines

SENSE PILL 104:

Only a starving Child Rushes his meal. A well fed one cares less.



Aiit, Bye

HARDDON:
Just by a word , a look , wave of d hands etc, they can disarm d average guy , spread his guts n balls on d floor n magestically walk on them.
They have mastered d act of guy's rejection, turning av guys to dier pet puppies n ultimately making maga off d big boys.
Most of their numerous male frnds r on da fzone where she sits supreme n manipulates their lifes n ways.

They are hawt n they know it.

But they are one of d easiest people to actually get.

3 Layers of Defense Mechanism To Overcome with these typa Ladies:

1. The F off Aura/Body Language if d average guy makes it tru this n manage to say hello,

2. The dismissive/sometimes rude ansas or sometimes outright snubs.

If he still survives this,

3. Then finally, the refinely crude manipulatiVe character!
Everyday he is gono be under tension to hold her sway.


While he is @ it, some guy like me somewhere is treating her like a filthy piece of thrash.
Flips her as he freaking will n she is all @ his mercy.
He tells her to get her things n get d f out without baiting an eyelid! N his neighbours grows green bloods @ his guts n wonder why d fvck she still comes bck even with alL d ill treatment! They get jealouse. They wonder if she is under his bleeping spell.
Yes she is. A very Terribly Attractive Spell.
A limb weakening one, a heart rendering one.

JhyMedex:
MAY DAY! MAY DAY!! MAY DAY !!!

Boss... I tot I knew a couple of tins abt dating n all until I saw dis thread ...
d realization dt I was a novice was like a hard-on punch to the stomach....

Well av read n av made strides..

Bt I nid ur help.. pardon me if I type too long...

Abt a 2weeks ago met some gal on a forum..She was on holiday in Paris nw back in Nigeria tho... Tins took off n using Wat u taught me I completely floored her.. I think u Wld av bn very proud of me...

Got her saying tins like “Am so glad I met u" on the very first tym we chatted ..
I was funny, bossy in a cute way , withdrawn etc..

Bottomline is she likes me a lot ,said so herself ...All dis chat has bn on whatsapp...

Now I feel like I shld move tins 4wad.. Bt I can't seem to figure Hw to go Abt dt ...Nid ur very xpert opinion n solution...

Dont just go losing ur balls cos of her praise! Make sure u swing then around n hv a fun jab wit them always.

She: i'm glad i met you!
Me: wow, some1 has fallen so deeply in luv with me oooo, help ! Medics! Paramedics!

Lol


She: i like you alot
Me: i know. Its written all over your face, smile n eyes. I have, without moving a muscle, stolen some1's heart!

As to d way forward, we have treated GETTING PHYSICAL B4. Read it up.
One thing i keep repeating here is:

Always define what u want from any lady u just met within your heart . Once u do this, all your convo, voice tone, body language n everything should ooze this singular message even without u saying nada.

Once u do this, u avoid running into stales n boring silence n seamlessly achieve that aim.

Average guys apply d scatter gun syndrome, fails to give distinc direction n hence gets fzoned.


SENSE PILL 103:

If you dont consciously sow Sweet Corn, wild tears would grow for nature abhors a vacuum.

.........Don

ANIEXTY:
There's this female friend of mine in my church i'm intrested in, she's cute and her beauty draw guys to her, she calls me sweet names like: 'my love' 'sweetheart' e.t.c(which she also call other guys too even in my presence),she calls me on phone, sometimes we chat on F.B, she always tells me that i'm handsome and that she values me. she is close to me that some people even think we're datting while we are not (yet).
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We were standing together one day after church service, and she was flirtting with another guy, and i said jokingly "you're standing with me and you're calling another guy"

so she asked me *with a low tone*"are you jealouse ?" which i said yes.
(hope say i no fuckup hereq oo!)
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I like her but i'm afraid of being friendzonned.
How should i go about this please ?

You dont have to look too far to feel d fzone gee!
U are gallantly swiming it in n she so tottaly have your balls.

We call this type FLOATING SPONGE! They are totally manipulative n non comital. They luv guys they can easily control n can be bedding 5 @ a time with each of them bliving itz just them in her life. They bliv d sweet name calling of other guys is just her nature. If only they know!
Best you can get out of her is FFB. Dont hurt your heart by going deep gee. you started it all wrongly.


N that answer u gave about ur been jealous is the worst i have come across this century!

Start ignoring her chats, reduce ur time out, meet others, read up d thread n learn to start taking charge of convo. She is lording it ova u mehn! Arrrhhhhh

AloyalNigerian:
From page 0-123, now we're here.
Even when I had exams d next morning, I still came here to take my normal dose.
Boss HardDon, may you never become d SoftOne.
Ma ballz are intact now, I snatched it baq from dah creature with tiny legs( I. Wonder how dah small thing got my 2 big balls initially)
If you pass ma area, holla me to get your packaged packages.

@ packaged packages, wire them wirelessly to my offshore account. I hate paying taxes

GloryIsaac:
Huh?..

Yes! Itz ur siggy! I was thinking where i saw that, cudnt place it so I called u N

Why Be a king when you can be a goD?

......GloryIsaac Siggy

He who uses a double barrel to kill a home chicken should be ready to eat it including all its feathers!

.........Don


Check my signature for more info

Sleekly Posh

It is better to be alone than be with a cantankerous woman!


So many men have lost their limbs n lives in such tangle.


Imaging a guy returns home from work n she immediately swung into action because he got home a lil late. She was on his neck from d door. He tried to ignore her, went to d room to drop his briefcase, she followed, wudnt let him a space to even change. To d living room, she still followed him, all the while spewing fire. He cudnt take it, he picked his car keys, tried to go out, she hooked him by d collar. Wit a lil efort n a shove, she let go. He drove off. Went to a chilling spot, soaked his liver out. It was getting late so he entered his ride n made home. Guess what? He wife got news d next day n started weeping! he had a fatal accident n died on d spot.

The idiat actually started weeping.

If only men report d mental/emotional abuses some evil women rain on em, the core of d world wud tilt . But they are men n cant embarrass em selves talking sbout such.


I think some of these celebrity wifys are terribly strong headed/belligerent n d fact that dey can pay their own bills n hv wack single friends advising em wrongly, we wud keep having these issues!

It is better to be alone than be with a cantankerous woman!


So many men have lost their limbs n lives

Justice Okon Abang huh?


Aiit!

Blowing whistle for a gov of lies n propagander is d worse thing any1 shld emback on.
They dont even trust themselves, they say one thing today n deny it tomorow. They cant even protect themselves let alone.....

Blow d wrong whistle n get ur head blown off .
No one remembers

Blackface or fvckFace, write anoda one already! D world has been waiting for u to blow!

U said u gave him d name" 2face"

Now he probably showed u d other face , u whinning. Grow up gee

Prinsola:
Hello guys, thrs has been this girl that we've known each other for some while nd it's been a while we saw each other last. The last time I called her, I told her to come over to my place and she agreed bt she said I'm gonna pay for her transport fare. Is it right or not for me to do that and if not, how do I tell her I'm not gonna pay for it without her changing her mind.

For a start, what do u want with her?
Cos tru intuition/experience, i can tell that she either wants you for keeps or FFB. N she came to this conclusion wit d way u hv been relating wit her.
Ladies are mostly scalar quantities, u give em direction either knowing or unknowing

ndubueze92:
I never knew you were into foot ball ... like crazy about it... Though man u... the club is reaping what they sold during Sirs tenure... the teams they robbed... its called Nemesis... my bro.

What do u do to a big bud of Onion?
U unravel em piece by piece. Lol ....... Blood Rolls Royal Red gee

ROb? But how? Showing up n scoring in 90th min is Robbing?

Bull

xynerise:
Seriously. This style of play is annoying. Ajax is not as good as I thought. We will win them straight up

Dat is if Mou doesnt show up wit one of his extra special crazy stunts!


N his recent whinning about playing too many games in short periods is most annoying.
This statement alone weakens our players more than the accumulated fatigue he sissys about

fakeprophet:
one day, I mean just a day all these cluelessness, wickedness, Hausa oligarchy will all end
my PVC is very intact waiting to vote them out
south, is high time u guys unite and stop being a stooge to almajiris
iam from north central though......

CLUELESSNESS to power 100!

HOw can you endorse a single paged, few lines letter n not glance through it?
How can ur appointee be usurping u n u r too weak to sack em?


This fg is a total shame! An embarrasment to governance . A total desecration of d seat of power

xynerise:
Drawchester united

We need seasoned striker. Vnisteroy style .

Amarabae:
maybe thats why he is benching mata.
That spanish guy with fragile strenght.

Hmmmm, not really. B4 Mata's injury,Mou surprised us all by picking him most times. Now, Mata isnt fully fit.

This his likeness for strenght , agility n height with or without brains, might make us lose Grizzy for lukaku. N even pay more cos Everton is involved

Served or not, fela needs to be shipped on! Buh i knw mou luvs these kinda brainless players wit height n strenght. Head n shoot

Smh

Dont 4gt


Blood Roll Royal Red!

Why is it that the nation seems to move positively forward when the northern president is away n grinds to a stand still wen he returns?

Bad Omen?

God's will be done

b. Why guys fear the super , extra special Packs

the 8 - 10s are the super hawties. they got a face to fall for, a body to die for and voice to kill for. the 10s can disarm the average guy with a lil smile, a flick of the head or just a lil walk by. they ooze super confident aura because they grew up with loads of people telling them just how beautiful they are. they grew up with men worshiping them, singing their praise on da constant and willingly offer their balls on a platter so as to have a lil peck.
These woman are approached by, on the minimum, 10-40 guys on a daily basis, hence they had to come up with a defensive mechanism. A pseudo set of wireless( FVCK OFF) emission to keep average weak guys at bay.


Just beneath this F off shield on their forehead n arround em is this soft core. Beneath that is loneliness, a longing for a real man, a man that got his balls in chk.
A man that they can summit to. A man totally different from all they hv been usEd to.

It takes a A gUy that knows his onion to burst up n ball in seamlessly.

Just by a word , a look , wave of d hands etc, they can disarm d average guy , spread his guts n balls on d floor n magestically walk on them.
They have mastered d act of guy's rejection, turning av guys to dier pet puppies n ultimately making maga off d big boys.
Most of their numerous male frnds r on da fzone where she sits supreme n manipulates their lifes n ways.

They are hawt n they know it.

But they are one of d easiest people to actually get.

Mkbryants:
Good work you are doing here Lord hardon I must confess. Guy getting their balls back and firm.

However, in respect to reading of poetries and poems, which good books can u prescribe for us because whenever u come with your sleek aura I can't just get enough of it .Much respect as I anticipate your response.

Poetry is not a piece of knowledge u pick off the pages of books entirely.
It is not a skill u learn from d seasoned head of a poetic gigalo.
The above can only inspire, push, sow ideas ..... To Romance words in itz pure, heart rendering fine format, one thing is most needed: Inspiration!
This is the ability to sit within d clouds, on d stables of the gods with your quill dipped into d fountain of words , you draw out and dab away drunkenly.


To get inspired n learn word weaving n painting n new words, read Loads of novels, collection of poems, inspired articles etc.

People like us luv soft sounds, soul, worship, rnb n sometimes, very rarely, hip/hop songs.

We luv the sea shore early morning, we luv d kiss of a new dawn, the rise of a sexy sun caressing d fine fabric of a beatiful rose petals, the peace up in d clouds wen we take to flight.
These inspires.

Rarely u catch us wit Rock sounds or in noisy environs.

We roll solo most times because we think alot N invading our mental space is d most heinous crime u cud comit against us.

People like us hate rules of poem books, we are nothing but wild horses, untamable. sea waveS that toses n ebbs, "unboxable"... we go wherever d soul so swings.
Incorruptable

A man whose diction is normally fluid n fluent does not stammer for funz!



With all d degrees in d world n no money in ur pocket, your r equally worthless.

The wisdom n voice of d poor takes back sit in gatherings


The world is elastic, it would always accomodate u not matter what u wano become: Small or eternally massive.

Readers are Leaders. He who sees ahead is a leader


Money does not make d man, his balls n brains do

grunerite:
Nice thread,..just finished reading from page 0 to page 123,..lol

hope you took notes of key drills

now go deploy daily

Multi colour....Dazzol i see