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Mavin1:
Boss HARDDON, *Greetings* Happy New Month

I've observed some things recently,

The ones I've met seem to lack sense of humor or should I say I'm getting it wrong or maybe they're used to nice guys!

Ok, here is my last encounter,

She came to do work in my office, afterwards I collected the number.

So, after three days, I called (once according to the rule) but she didn't pick, I chill then the next morning she called me and I ignored the call. Later in the day (the same time i called the previous day) I called and I was expecting our convo to go like this:

Me: Hi, I know you've been expecting my call?

Her: Not really (or whatever), Who am I speaking with?

Me: Yea, I was expecting this question but you gat to promise one thing?

Her: What's that?

Me: ...that you'll not fall in love with me if I tell you?

Her: Ok, I will not.

Me: Well, it’s your handsome boyfriend that ….. ( did work for you)

Her: Oh (whatever)

Me: Is that how you disappoint people? ( I asked her to get something when coming back)

Her: *any excuse, apologize*

Me: Hope you got the job or you confused them with your beautiful yellow face?

Her: …. (Whatever)

Me: Duty calls, got to go now, call you later.

But the whole thing turned upside down.

So when I finally called, here was what I faced:

Me: Hi, I know you’ve been expecting my call?

She: *blank* (So who am I speaking with?)

Me: Yea, I was expecting this question but you gat to promise one thing?

Her: What's that?

Me: ...that you'll not fall in love with me if I tell you?

Her: Why?

Me: For many reasons

Her: Who are you? ( in pidgin)

Me: Calm down, are you forcing me?

Her: No, but who are you?

Me: *cuts call*

After some minutes, I sent this text:
*Seems you’re having a bad time, beep me when you recover from the trauma. BTW, hope you got the job or you confused them with your beautiful yellow face?*

She never reply.

Boss HARDDON and other real gees in the house, what could be the problem, am I overdoing it or I didn’t get it right at all? This has been my experience since I finished this drill. DON please explain?

malele:
Dear hardon.
I have a girl I intend to marry, she stays in ABJ serving.
During easter saturday she came around for for first time in my house, we cuddled kissed, but we didn't make love, for me it was her first day in my house so I didn't wanna go further.
She came again on Sunday, but was late,we kissed alittle before I took her home.

The problem is since she went back to Abuja, I noticed drop in our communication,
I called her lately, she said she was about talking her bath,that she will call back when done.
I waited but no call came. (I didn't border to fin out why she didn't call).
What should I do in this situation.
For me I want to stop calling her before she takes me for granted.
But ur own advice is highly needed, so remember it's a girl I plan marrying.

CuddleMe:
No, I don't know what you're talking about. What is wall?

CuddleMe:
Really? He said it was swimming inside her

CuddleMe:
Why?

CuddleMe:
Maybe you are too small.

abracadabra123:
Harddon can I contact you on WhatsApp?

Hyfer:
Boss ...I have been living in my neighborhood for over three years now and their is this gal that lives close to my house and have been crushing on me but I have not been able to talk to her cus I'm kinda shy guy.. .
How can i get to chat with her..ur advice will be deeply appreciated.

Frolic:
Lol. It's completely normal esp if the kiss was intense. I mean people even end up putting love marks on them partners body after getting intimate, something like this...

lefulefu:
ur lips are ok but u dem big pawpaws on ya chest.kennyID17 spec I guess

jagugu88li:
Yes you!!!

We began chatting on WhatsApp and we started as innocent friends. With my mumu boiling, hardly a day goes busy which I don't chat with this gal. After some months of the friendship, I thought of getting our friendship to the next level, so I asked her out.

She was like hoo you are late cos I just gave my heart to some one last week. I thought this is one of the numerous ways which girls do play hard to get and I continued to mount pressure on the professing my love for her and how I can do anything for her (Chai I mumu die. Thanks to this tread for making me know sha) all she do is ask me to stop that she can't date me but I remained optimistic.

She came home with her friends and came straight to my room. We exchanged pleasantries and she told me her friends and her would be lodging in my room. I gave a no problem gesture and in they packed their bags. That night I had wanted to sleep at a friend's house but they insisted I have to be with them.

During the day of the burial she had wanted to hug me but stopped half way. This gave me the impression that she likes me but only forming (dunno if I'm right though) during the night they all slept on the bed I did on the rug. With that afternoon impressions, during midnight I tried to romance and kiss her but she stopped me. The next morning which I expected her to be mad at me what I just heard was "**** (she called my name). do you know you didn't allow me to sleep well and I am now having headaches. Her friends were like Ehnn after that nko.

I played this mumu nice guy afterwards do everything they wanted and give all the requested for to them, I even had to see them off to the motor park in a rain!
We didn't chat well since they left on Sunday because she not always online due to the fact that she is writing exams. But chatted yesterday and I revisit the topic of her letting me be her guy. She asked me to stop but I didn't. This pissed her off to the extent that she resorted to verbal abuse on me, she told me that she don't and will never love me. She said I disgust her and so on...... Í Was also annoyed but I mumuly kept my anger and started begging her.

I stopped the chat with her and came to nairaland to cool off myself. Then I jammed this tread, how I wish I had done it earlier...... But Boss can there be a kinda solution because I wish to wack this gal to show her ego doesn't pay.
Sorry for the long novel bro, I have to explain myself better. Thanks in anticipation.

jagugu88li:
No

HARDDON:
FLASH!

Dating Drills Whatsapp Group:

This is to inform every1 that we have officially stopped accepting new participants for this Batch.

Those that couldnt complete the Reg proccesses b4 the deadline can still do that. You wud be considered first n added seamlessly to the next Batch coming up 20th May 2017.

For those that would love to join, mail : datingdrill@gmail.com

Rich Regards
Don

HARDDON:
b. Why men fear the super , extra special Packs

the 8 - 10s are the super hawties. they got a face to fall for, a body to die for and voice to kill for. the 10s can disarm the average guy with a lil smile, a flick of the head or just a lil walk by. they ooze super confident aura because they grew up with loads of people telling them just how beautiful they are. they grew up with men worshiping them, singing their praise on da constant and willingly offer their balls on a platter so as to have a lil peck.
These woman are approached by, on the minimum, 10-40 guys on a daily basis, hence they had to come up with a defensive mechanism. A pseudo set of wireless( FVCK OFF) emission to keep average weak guys at bay.

HARDDON:
Auto Attractiveness Grade( Scale 1-10):

1. Face
2. Body shape, skin smoothness/freshness
3. B00bs
4. Booty
5. Aura ( social standing/Intellect)

*** Voice tone

FEATURES
A combination of any of 2 from the above list :
ATTRACTIVE MAGNET : 1-4
A combination of any of 3( excluding either 1, 3 n 4):
ATTRACTIVE MAGNET : 4-7
A combination of any of 3(with either 1,3 n 4)
ATTRACTIVE MAGNET : 8-9
A lady with all of the above is a freaking 10!
ATTRACTIVE MAGNET : 10!!! (this breed; very rare to find. they are found in strange places. I reserve the right not to mention.)

HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 15b:

DEALING WITH THE FEAR OF SUPER COMPLETE WOMEN( 9s n 10s n wealth )

a. Women and their different Package Packs

b. Why men fear the super , extra special Packs

c. Secrets to getting them easily

d. How to act around them wen uve brought them in

etc

Ladies are of different sizes, shapes and colours. Of different Physical endowment levels and social status. however, sisters under same cloak of flesh

Here we would be dealing with Physical Endowment/shapes. then I Would throw the Big Bombshell at the end( xta)

HARDDON:
FLASH!

Dating Drills Whatsapp Group:

This is to inform every1 that we have officially stopped accepting new participants for this Batch.

Those that couldnt complete the Reg proccesses b4 the deadline can still do that. You wud be considered first n added seamlessly to the next Batch coming up 20th May 2017.

For those that would love to join, mail : datingdrill@gmail.com

Rich Regards
Don

OlaMiki:
what are they covering up na ?!!!! are u not aware is sick and recovering ? THINK before writing

nickyvick:
Fine gal. c her gap tooth. congrats to her!

Talk2Bella:
this reminds me of the story of Moses in the bible, he took the children of Israel through the wilderness but couldn't enter the promised land.

this man toiled very hard to take his wife and kids to the promise land but couldn't stay to enjoy it, he's a great man and a good father who knows he might have foreseen his death I hope his sacrifices are not wasted

RIP great man you shall never be forgotten

kocoD:
THICK AND SHORT!

8Gody:
shame on man u beaten a small club 1:0

8Gody:
shame on man u beaten a small club 1:0