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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:43pm On May 23, 2017

[quote author=menez007 post=56813917][/quote]"Hey Gina,

im going off FB for a while and i dont want you to miss me too much.
Here 080........ call. I got some crazy gist for u! "

Send anything in that line of thot.

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:40pm On May 23, 2017

Double Don

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Family › Re: [resolved] by HARDDON: 11:23am On May 23, 2017

Most unfortunate!
Now she is passing this pissed/unwanted feelings to d innocent baby!
Let her pray to deliver safely.

This is one of d major downsides to scan.

Heck let d baby come out a surprise package instead of this pre science know.

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Events › Re: See The Money Rain At Cubana Club Owner’s Baby Dedication In Owerri by HARDDON: 11:16am On May 23, 2017

Make it rain!

Foreign Affairs › Re: Emmanuel Macron Was 6 Years Old When Buhari Was Head Of State 1983 (picture) by HARDDON: 11:05am On May 23, 2017

Children are the leaders of tommorow?
That wud hv been true if tomorow is not in a looping never ending sequence

Statement is technically n structurally flawed.

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:48am On May 23, 2017

DavidTheGeek:
Dude create a life for yourself and stop sucking d!ck around.

As much as you deserve to be ignored, i'll engage this once cuz it'll be unfair to let you continue being stupid without letting you know you're being stupid.

You went on xxxtedyxxx thread and called his method wack. You're here bashing Harddon's, b!t<h create your own thread if you're a guru.

Common D, there are people we dont dignify by our royal responses.

There is a story about an assistant pastor who thinks he was better than d resident pastor.
Every sunday he would sit on his chair picking errors in d resident pastor's grammatical construct, bible references n other lil stuffs. " i can do this beta " he would always think to himself until one day, the resident pastor had to travel for a conference and left assistant pastor to preach on the sunday .
He was elated. Pumped up he began to study n prepared one of the most lexically structured piece in d history of Bible n English. Commited it to paper but not to brain.
Sunday came, praise n worship taken, it was now time for sermon. He mounted the pupit with d buff air of wowing n blowing d congragation's hearts away. "Let us pray " he said after setting down d well typed out sermon piece on d pupit with his bible.

As he close his eyes to pray, a gentle bleeze blew off the sermon sheet off the pupit. Only for him to open his eyes after d short prayer n notice his sexy piece was no where to be found. His eyes darted around to see if he wud see his sermon paper, but oops! Gone.

Hot pompous tears slowly rolles down his brow n he went limb. His mouth went dry n he froze! Never uttered a word. Not one.

The above is even beta compared to this empty vessel guy who has no balls to create a free thread but go about like a bleeding prostitude taking a pop on other's
Thread.

He knows these wisdom are eons ahead of his fish brain

So u see Gee? Needless responding

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Has A Male Bestfriend by HARDDON: 8:18pm On May 22, 2017

Only Weakings wud let that angry

U r d ceremonial BoyFriend while d Best Friend is d real deal

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 8:11pm On May 22, 2017

HARDDON:
Dating Drills WhatsApp group BATCH B is rolling out on the of 3rd June 2017, we rolling hawt, we rolling fresh! Holding nothing back, Unleashed! You cant afford to miss out!
dare to dream? mail: datingdrill@gmail.com for general info.

Romance › Re: Man Kisses His Bride At Their Wedding As His Best Man Looks On by HARDDON: 3:59pm On May 22, 2017

In only u know what he went tru to msrry her, ud fathim

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 6:08pm On May 21, 2017

elunico:
Wow, on page 128?? what have I been doing all this while?

I've picked up quite a number of valuable things from here, all thanks to you Harddon.

Well, my situation seems to be more like a complex one. I'm a regular guy just like everyone else, but there is something about me I still don't understand.

You approach a lady and she automatically sees you as someone she needs to fear, they respect you in a way that would make you going out with them as something you're not expected to do, hope you understand this?

You make a joke and she's scared to laugh, everything about you guys is all about putting up a performance so you don't get mad or something.

When I talk, they become a kind of overwhelmed, and it sort of put them in a place where they just feel we can't operate on same wavelength. Try being sarcastic, they tend not to understand in time to make the conversation interesting.

it's not as if I'm that old, i'm in my mid twenties, and I don't dress up nerdy.

These things though, makes me the ideal man to a particular set of ladies, ones with whom we both won't have that much time together.

Its eida you are been pushy, utterly rude cos u think all ladies are nothing but objects of passionate plessure, using d wrong mixture of words, you have rolled n slept wit too many sluts, gotten ur heart split a couple of times by ladies, you belong to these special groups in school wit bad reputation for violence n forCe urself on ladies.
Or you ooze a manacing aura......

So which one is it?

Romance › Re: Any Lady That Expects Her Husband To Be With Only Her Is Plain Stupid by HARDDON: 5:53pm On May 20, 2017

Romance › Re: Why Do Men Like Virgins? by HARDDON: 5:48pm On May 20, 2017

tosyne2much:
As for me, virginity is not a priority to choosing a wife. My priorities are obedience, ability to forsake old ways, moral uprightness, decency, faithfulness and honesty

All these without communication n blending, u wud win medal for most cheating Husby of d 21st century!

Romance › Re: Why Do Men Like Virgins? by HARDDON: 5:42pm On May 20, 2017

Op, could u really tell us what happened? Cos i can see u decieved every1 else but not me.

If u cant, here let me help you: She didnt lie she was a Virgin. That was actually d truth! Just that she met n mated a guy after that n got disvirgined.
She didnt know how to tell him dis new truth n had to lie that she wasnt really a V from d onset! Easier of two evils. N he found out when they made luv for d first time that she wasnt really. Hence d rage n d dump! She didnt just from d blues tell him

See? You didnt fool me

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 5:23pm On May 20, 2017

HARDDON:
Heavy Hits Back To Back

DRILL NUGGET 16 :
No Sex Before Mariage

DRILL NUGGET 16 :
No Sex Before Mariage

So you just met a new gurl. Finely Pick packed perfect! Having almost all you ever wished for in a woman including a sleek sense of homour, fashion fitted with Wit n a dazzling aura.

Her smile lit up d whole heart room. When u hug her, it feels like butter melting into d embrace of a wantom meatloaf . You think alike, bond in brains n flow in grace.
Every word drop from her sparks your thinking cap to life. Every pose pitch perfect, every touch softacore! Dazzling wit her kitchen skills, wud rather luv to make u a meal than u guys meal out! Respectful

Every day after hanging out, u lift up ur head n thank d heavens for bringing her ur way!
N u want nothing more than this angel in human cloak of flesh. U r enchanted

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Politics › Re: Arewa Youths To FFK: Stop Insulting Buhari, Northern Leaders Or Face Our Wrath by HARDDON: 4:52pm On May 20, 2017

Bloody peasants! When they r not out as almajiris begging food on d streets, they are puffed up spewing senseless statements. Beating about the bloody bush leaving out d crux of the matter.

Tell your bad omen of a president to do the honourable thing n resign!
Tell him that he is a complete failure n should have nothing to do with presidency.

Tell him that it is not a do or die affairs n d interest of the nation should come first before any personal n sectional interests.

Tell him that since he took ova, it has been hail mary.

N while @ it, i would have u know that the north has failed d nation. Contributes nada Apart from breeding like guinea pigs n fleecing off on the wealth of d south.

Your offer nothing n ball in here to puff hot airs everytime.

The earlier the south realize the north only has its region @ heart, come together n form a bond n speak with one voice, instead of stupidly fighting each other, d better.
Cos when d chips are down, it is to your tents oh Israel

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Celebrities › Re: Which Of These Odunlade Adekola's Memes Is Your Favorite? by HARDDON: 4:22pm On May 20, 2017

missnawty:
he is a Yoruba actor. One of the best and trending actor now. He is at d very top of his carrier .
Handsome man I love his lips.. Fine, fleshy and sexy

There we go!

Sexualizing d poor thread angry

Cant we come n meme in peace again?

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Politics › Re: Abiriba King Orders Closure Of Police Stations Over IPOB Women, Soldiers Faceoff by HARDDON: 4:19pm On May 20, 2017

omenkaLives:
I bet APC did this too..

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/police-fire-tear-gas-at-apc-women-protesters-in-rivers/

Funny bunch.

That is one incident in a thousand! Including ocupy nigeria 1 &2;

now do u want me to quote that of apc since d Clueless one came onboard?

Smh

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Events › Re: Wedding Of Igbo Man In Malaysia To A Muslim Woman (Photos) by HARDDON: 4:16pm On May 20, 2017

9jakohai:
You think that the couple has not discussed this issue before tying the knot.?

Compromises have been made.

Theory n Practicals r two different worlds

Politics › Re: Abiriba King Orders Closure Of Police Stations Over IPOB Women, Soldiers Faceoff by HARDDON: 4:14pm On May 20, 2017

almarthins:
U dey here dey make mouth.. Gwan protest na, bcom may sacrificial lamb, no forget June dey wait for u o.

In English?? undecided

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Romance › Re: Proud To Be A Nairalander by HARDDON: 3:57pm On May 20, 2017

Berlynn:
another female account toh dope slay kings food is ready

Romance › Re: Proud To Be A Nairalander by HARDDON: 3:54pm On May 20, 2017

Cleopatra4:
Wait a minute what are you doing here?? We both have unfinished business..

You traced me down here too?
Cant i come and have some peace? angry

No we dont have an unfinished Business. Is it by force to DO ? tongue

Politics › Re: Abiriba King Orders Closure Of Police Stations Over IPOB Women, Soldiers Faceoff by HARDDON: 12:25pm On May 20, 2017*

Does Apc lead fg have any clue what democracy is?
Trying to strifle d populace from voiCing out tru protests? Gagging d mouth of well meaning men with military? because she is clueless n wud hear no word of it?

No shame?
Even Harrasing women?

Soon with their broom, we sweep them off

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Romance › Re: Proud To Be A Nairalander by HARDDON: 12:22pm On May 20, 2017

Peppirina:
Lols..
Atleast their making money in descent ways while using their talents...
So what's the source of your money...
Since you said your gatekeeper is far richer than them..

Yea, atleast dey get tp @ d end of d day.

The other info u seek is Classified tongue

Romance › Re: Proud To Be A Nairalander by HARDDON: 12:17pm On May 20, 2017

Peppirina:
Okay fine..
You win...
My name is Perpetual.. Hope you are happy now..
And I do have a heart.. Am not heart broken..
If I didn't have a heart wouldn't have quoted one love#

Perpetually Pepper Them! cheesy

Telling people ur name shouldnt make them happy, it should make u api that u wud be properly adressed henceon.... not by me though #Tongues

Ok, so itz settled. U hv a healthy heart that is living alone. tongue

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Romance › Re: Proud To Be A Nairalander by HARDDON: 12:06pm On May 20, 2017

Peppirina:
Good sense of humor pays bill.
If applied well in the comedy business..
I know alot of people with good sense of humor.. Who have cash.. E.g .. AY ... Basket mouth...Bovi... Etc.

No it doesnt! It just makes a grown up man act a fool in front of a packed hall cheesy

N my gate keeper is richer than those small boys u mentioned

Romance › Re: Proud To Be A Nairalander by HARDDON: 12:04pm On May 20, 2017

Peppirina:
Lols..
Didn't you see peppirina..
And besides every living being has a heart...
That's what we use in regulating our blood.. And pulse..
Anyone that doesn't have a heart.. I guess is dead...
Even animals have a heart.. So I don't see any reason why a human being won't have one..

Peppirina? So u wud have us bliv that this your sobriquet for #PepperThemGang is your real name?

N no, we werent referring to blood heart. What does that one know about from blood pump?
We reffering to d other one cheesy

Romance › Re: Proud To Be A Nairalander by HARDDON: 11:46am On May 20, 2017

Peppirina:
Lols..
You have a good sense of humor dear..
Anyways if I am to tell you about my life..
Jeez you might end up getting a biography of me..
Of course I do have a heart..
Haha.. And is intact.. Not broken or in pieces

Good sense of homour does not pay bills again. wink

You Wud be on our black book if we dont @ least know ur name. Bliv u me, u dont want us to start on da wrong foot! angry

Btw, how wud s1 without a heart know if itz broken or not?

Romance › Re: Proud To Be A Nairalander by HARDDON: 10:52am On May 20, 2017

Peppirina:
Lols..
You really are a good observer..
Anyways thanks..
I appreciate dear.

Yea? Well u still havent introduced urself. That is what newbies do!

Tell us your full history: from Bio to school to heart matters. IF you still have a heart @ all or got tired of picking d pieces n now u r heart less! shocked

Romance › Re: Proud To Be A Nairalander by HARDDON: 10:36am On May 20, 2017*

Arrrrrg! Yet another PepperThemGang with multi coloured hair! cheesy

Funky funny smile, mary kay induced interracial face

Nonetheless, welcome!

This is BigDeddyDon, now come give me a hug

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:33am On May 20, 2017

HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 15:

DEALING WITH REJECTION

DRILL NUGGET 16:

NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE

DRILL NUGGET 17:

BLEND D BLISS..... CLOWN NOT

DRILL NUGGET 18:

BE EXPERIENCED/BALANCED

DRILL NUGGET 19:

M PROPOSAL

DRILL NUGGET 20

GURL TYPES/GRADES

DRILL NUGGET 21

HANDLING LUV & BALLS

DRILL NUGGET 22

MARRIAGE LIGHT

DRILL NUGGET 23

...........
LEARN LINES, RHYMES, PEOTRY, AT LEAST ONE MUSICAL INSTRUMENT, IF YOU CAN, SING!

.........

Heavy Hits Back To Back

DRILL NUGGET 16 :
No Sex Before Mariage

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:22am On May 20, 2017

Dating Drills WhatsApp group BATCH B is rolling out on the of 3rd June 2017, we rolling hawt, we rolling fresh! Holding nothing back, Unleashed! You cant afford to miss out!
dare to dream? mail: datingdrill@gmail.com for general info.

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