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CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor Dancing To Mamuzee’s "Selfie" New Single by HARDDON: 3:29pm On May 15, 2017
StephDamielola:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

MAMA ENDOWED!!!

BWEST MUMMY cheesy cheesy cheesy
embarassed

Bweats that cant give a standing ovation is that one bweast?
EducationRe: 6 Benefits Of Studying Abroad by HARDDON: 3:27pm On May 15, 2017
TOo beautiful a world out there to live n die in your small corner of the world
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 14th May 2017 by HARDDON: 6:18pm On May 14, 2017
Evestar200:
the First Lady knows when and how to get the president attention but she have to wait for the right time. cheesy
Let first lady keep waiting for the right time while 2nd n 3rd ladies r doing rounds!
By the time the president is home, well, patient dogs eat no bone @ all nowadays ! shocked tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 14th May 2017 by HARDDON: 6:11pm On May 14, 2017
smartty68:
Man U ain't gonna qualify for champions league tongue
Wano bet ur balls on it?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 14th May 2017 by HARDDON: 5:42pm On May 14, 2017
What an insult!

N my Red nose is getting rubbed on dis malodorous dust of humilation.
angry

Buh we all know i wud sacrifice al oda epl games for a taste of trophy!

Blood Rolls Royal Red
RomanceRe: Lady Who Abandoned Her Fiance At The Altar In 2015 Finally Explains Why She Left by HARDDON: 5:40pm On May 14, 2017
Cordis92:
It's really pathetic imaging what that young man went through after that day, but I pray he finds a woman who will love him and be his wife. Every disappointment is a blessing. The lady saved him from unhappy marriage or future divorce.

Lesson to people who like recommended marriage, please ask the person if he or she really loves you and is ready to take the walk with you. Ask well o

I won't judge the lady. She is old enough to know what she wants. I pray God helps her in her life journey.
Like others said, she shouldnt have waited that long , wasted the guy's time , efforts n money b4 calling it off!
And d big embarrassment?

Been in Church with officiating Minister n invitees waiting for some bride n been told ova d phone that bride has changed her mind! Da fuq!!!!huh??

What happens to d money spent on fud, arrangemrnts n all other bleeping ish!!!! ?


SHe is mos def a Devil. But luckily, for once, the devil did a right tin even if it was left So late. Itz beta to have broken it now dan frustrate d guy's life later
RomanceRe: Sex On First Date. Does It Really Happen? by HARDDON: 5:11pm On May 14, 2017
Gemmxy:
Sex on the first date? Well, the question is does it really happen? The answer is yes. Once in a while, you meet some girls who have to kwams at all about having on the first date. Do I advice it? The answer is no. Except of course if for you it's a "chop and clean mouth thing". You can't build a good relationship that way.

That's just my humble opinion, you can disagree to agree. grin grin grin
@ bolded, there is no hard and fast rule about that. Wheda u fvck on da first or on da fifth, it doesnt make for compactability, bonding , understanding, care n unpredictability.

Just like da finger print, r/Ship is individualistic


But we all know what is brooding in op's mind. It has nothing to do with longevity
RomanceRe: Sex On First Date. Does It Really Happen? by HARDDON: 5:07pm On May 14, 2017
keypad1:
will be going on a date tonite with this lovely lady. The signs are there for me to know that she likes me and i like her too. Still studying her sha to know if she is wife material.

My fellow guys have you ever had sex on your first date? Did it end well? was the relationship cemented by the first sex on a first date?

Lastly guys where do you think is convenient to take a lady to on a date? I was thinking of mr Biggs or one of the fast food joint. Pls help me with ideas.


Yours faithfully
....####...****
Brother-in-the-game
First Date n u are already asking Questions bout s3X? Smh.

Taking to Mr wor?

Ok, im out

Enjoy ur Game Brotherly-in-a-losing-game!
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 5:02pm On May 14, 2017
HARDDON:
@Smallville10

Mail: datingdrill@gmail.com

It must be confidential stuff or whatsapp inquiry otherwise, post it here
@SuperSuave
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 14th May 2017 by HARDDON: 4:47pm On May 14, 2017
Evestar200:
mayb the president is so much busy with the third and second ladies shocked
Yea....

maybe the First Lady have no clue on how to gain n keep the president's attention tongue wink


Now we r 1 down angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 14th May 2017 by HARDDON: 4:33pm On May 14, 2017
Evestar200:
Man united First Lady is here smiley
Huh? How come the president dont know u?

tongue

The carpet has been removed off epl feets( cup) . Here we go dueling for rep honour n dignity


Blood Rolls Royal Red
RomanceRe: Man Catches His Best Friend In Bed With His Wife, Beats Him With Machete(video+p by HARDDON: 4:31pm On May 14, 2017
Spark is gone !

I need to create a thread n teach guys on how to handle best friends n gfs/wifys ! Arrrh!!!!


men unknowingly set themselves off for this kinda ish!
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 3:55pm On May 14, 2017
@Smallville10

Mail: datingdrill@gmail.com

It must be confidential stuff or whatsapp inquiry otherwise, post it here
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 1:46am On May 14, 2017
solomix10:
chatted with dz dry head girl
Tho she was my schmate ...she got my No from FB nd she chatted me up on whatsapp....
her: been a long time
Me: whats d name (despite seein her pics)....hope itz nt 1 of doz crushin on me
Her: solomon, hop u arent slipin
Me: yea am on my bed ..wud u join
her: why ar u slipin thz kind of d day
Me: cos am exhausted.. Need massagin
Her: why do yuh imagin all dz lustfull thots.. Ama born again xtian ...then she blocked me..
I was lik laughin hard n wow so quick ... Som gals cant even take light flirty lines
Abi
Harddon
Ustec
Adasun
Was i being too flirty there
U were kul gee.
U cant blame urself for som1 that lacks sense of flow n fluidity
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 11:17pm On May 13, 2017
HARDDON:
The Major fear is that average guys feel the super hawt ones are beyond their reach( financially, socially etc) So they struggle n strive to please them.
Pay for n try to buy their attention with gift, word of praises n been @ their beck n call hoping, wishing that some day, they'd b able to get a hug, a lil peck.
Not knowing those moves nail their fzone coffins.

Now that we've analysed why men fear them, we move on to the nxt drill
C. SECRETS TO GETTING THE 10s EASILY

1. Ignore d fyn face n cute body n see her for who she really is: a Lonely/bored lil girl that could make do with a lil laghter in her life

2. Be kul in ur skin n different from every other guy she has ever met

3. Use that her beauty as a weapon for fun jabs. Send less

4. Body aura should read "im inna hurry, stop wasting my time
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Want To Date Me Because I'm An Atheist by HARDDON: 10:40pm On May 13, 2017
justiniyke29:
Hmm,pretend and bcom a church person 4 her. i remember when i went 2 mosque 4 six months bcus of girl.
shocked shocked shocked

Omg! Things guys do for a lil taste!
CelebritiesRe: Elvis Madu 'Eze Money' Gets Son A Matching BMW Jeep For His 1st Birthday by HARDDON: 7:39pm On May 13, 2017
Sleek son !
SportsRe: Islamic Cleric Urged FIFA To Ban Christian Players From Making Sign Of The Cross by HARDDON: 5:07pm On May 13, 2017
This was how they demanded pork to be removed from menu of school children in s country that isnt theirs!
They keep looking for ways of manipulating d world to suit their wet dreams!


⚜CANADIAN MAYOR REFUSES TO REMOVE PORK FROM SCHOOL CANTEEN MENU and EXPLAINS WHY
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""''"

Muslim parents demanded the abolition of pork in all the school canteens of a Montreal suburb. The mayor of the Montreal suburb of Dorval has refused, and the town-clerk sent a note to all parents to explain why. Here's that note:


“Muslims must understand that they have to adapt to Canada and Quebec, its customs, its traditions, its way of life, because that's where they chose to immigrate.

“They must understand that they have to integrate and learn to live in Quebec.

“They must understand that it is for them to change their lifestyle, not the Canadians who so generously welcomed them.

“They must understand that Canadians are neither racist nor xenophobic, they accepted many immigrants before Muslims (whereas the reverse is not true, in that Muslim states do not accept non-Muslim immigrants).

“That no more than other nations, Canadians are not willing to give up their identity, their culture.

“And if Canada is a land of welcome, it's not the Mayor of Dorval who welcomes foreigners, but the Canadian-Quebecois people as a whole.

“Finally, they must understand that in Canada (Quebec) with its Judeo-Christian roots, Christmas trees, churches and religious festivals, religion must remain in the private domain.
The municipality of Dorval was right to refuse any concessions to Islam and Sharia.

“For Muslims who disagree with secularism and do not feel comfortable in Canada, there are 57 beautiful Muslim countries in the world, most of them under-populated and ready to receive them with open halal arms in accordance with Sharia.

“If you left your country for Canada, and not for other Muslim countries, it is because YOU have considered that life is better in Canada than elsewhere.

“Ask yourself the question, just once, “Why is it better here in Canada than where you come from?”
'A canteen with pork' is part of the answer.”

*****************

EXEMPLARY!!

Share this to PROMOTE TOLERANCE in the world. This is what should be adopted by all countries.
Christianity EtcRe: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by HARDDON: 4:09pm On May 13, 2017
Ignorance is a disease


U dont tempt God.
RomanceRe: Guys:How Long Can You Wait For A Lady To Accept Your Proposal by HARDDON: 3:02pm On May 13, 2017
@Youdondeymad

U cant see tru my eyes n go asking a gurl out.
You cant have my brains and go proposing the average guys's way.


A company that is after an invaluable asset and knows that other companies are after same asset too does not waste time beating about d bush putting such on hold. If not,
B4 they wake up, he's gone to d competition.

U think its everybody that hiring companies sit in dier fancy board rooms n grill wit stupid questions b4 dey r hired?

Yours truly is an asset, he doesnt need to write application letter, he doesnt go tru normal acceptance channels. He charts his own course. Fun course few knw about
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 2:17pm On May 13, 2017
@Lekekoko

Mail datingdrill@gmail.com

It must be confidential stuff or whatsapp inquiry otherwise, post it here
PoliticsRe: 5 Top Decisions Osinbajo Will Take In Buhari’s Absence - Politicsngr.com by HARDDON: 7:38am On May 13, 2017
N nobody is talkin bout any economic blueprint to reinvigorate the nation's....

angry

Nobody is sayin anything bout d mega failure of this fg. Com May 29th, just like d Lai said, they wud brew more lies to feed d populace
SportsRe: I Will Be A Failure If I Don’t Win Europa League – Mourinho by HARDDON: 2:05am On May 13, 2017
Europa water botle has no where to go but Manchester.

Blood Rolls Royal Red
WebmastersRe: Owners Of Top Blog In The World by HARDDON: 2:02am On May 13, 2017
These quoted sums are unerving!

Imagine converting to naira! angry

I luk forward to breaking into the bracket soon
RomanceRe: I'm Tired Of Using Condom... by HARDDON: 1:17am On May 13, 2017
anwulica:
I think I just found my Johnny! kiss
shocked
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 8:42pm On May 12, 2017
HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 15b:

DEALING WITH THE FEAR OF SUPER COMPLETE WOMEN( 9s n 10s n wealth )

a. Women and their different Package Packs

b. Why men fear the super , extra special Packs

c. Secrets to getting them easily

d. How to act around them wen uve brought them in

etc

Ladies are of different sizes, shapes and colours. Of different Physical endowment levels and social status. however, sisters under same cloak of flesh

Here we would be dealing with Physical Endowment/shapes. then I Would throw the Big Bombshell at the end( xta)
The Major fear is that average guys feel the super hawt ones are beyond their reach( financially, socially etc) So they struggle n strive to please them.
Pay for n try to buy their attention with gift, word of praises n been @ their beck n call hoping, wishing that some day, they'd b able to get a hug, a lil peck.
Not knowing those moves nail their fzone coffins.

Now that we've analysed why men fear them, we move on to the nxt drill

C. SECRETS TO GETTING THE 10s EASILY
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 12th May 2017 by HARDDON: 7:09pm On May 12, 2017
UrennaNkoli:
Go chelsea go

theDEVILisHERE iyeyemi Tokziby quit your okocha ,come and watch my Victor moses make history cheesy


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angry angry angry
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 7:02pm On May 12, 2017
JhyMedex:
I hear U Sire... Maybe it's worth mentioning she did sth dt remotely looked like she was asking me out...

We were role-playing n shii... she put flowers n I was like
Me:“babe u r sharp o.. codedly asking me out... well I'll think Abt it "..

Her : lol... ansa fast ..

Me : No rush me Abeg.. gotta play hard to get..

Her : u av 60secs...

Me: I dnt negotiate wit terrorist ..
Wow!
Im tOtally impressed with you sleek sense, ur quick wit!
cool


Last part cud be beta:

her: you have 60 secs

You: is that how much you are in a hurry to ravage me?
Now i wudnt wano be left alone in a room wit u cos u might rape me! cheesy


See?
Your own statement is kul but kinda make it hard for her to flow more funly.

In all, u are doing great.

To take things south, you might swing

You: ive been wondering
She: bout what?
you: if you even know how to use those full lips of urs @ all......

Trust u can take it from there
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 6:50pm On May 12, 2017
Adasun:
mehhnnnn shocked shocked
Why is he opening his mouth like a gold fish screaming mehnnnn like he about to cUm?

cheesy grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 12th May 2017 by HARDDON: 6:29pm On May 12, 2017
Cant stomach the tot of this ogogoro clue winning epl angry


Mou u better buy smart cos next season, we wudnt hv anything less. Imagine United scrapling for a common CL spot angry

Blood Rolls Royal Red.

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