₦airaland Forum

Mcowubaba:
Baba, the Oga of this forum is seriously hiding my comments.
He's probably about to ban me till 2076

Because I speak the truth..
In Dino melaye's voice "you say the truth you die, you lie, you die, I will say the truth and I'm ready for my Ban...
Cc Sn...
Let Nairaland be much better, that's my own, I love this forum....
Evrnthough, I'm banned, I may still read as a guest


On topic, you have a solid point, though I don't really understand what exactly you're talking about, given the fact that I'm NOT very knowledgeable on IT or Computer matters.
All we have been saying is just to make some little improvements, to make here more fun, it's not out of hate, but out of Love...

@ bolded, i think that is where d misunderstanding is.

In very simpLe terms, it is very easy to suggest we covert /modify a 4 plug car engine to a 12 plug , super charger nitro powered one so we can hv more speed fun. But in reality, it is almost impossible because of the Original Engine's Architecture. Even converting a manual ride to an autimatic one, changes d dynamics of d ride 4eva n it can never perform to its optimum quoted level again

So As much as d suggestions are very kul n seemingly easy , implementing same cud be a mesmerizing task dat could affect d core of the forum.

You sure did experience the edit button disappearing sometime ago? There was this day that everybody was auto logged out n logging in back was very difficult too.

Do u know what actually happened on dese few occasion? Well....

askkus:
bro, i will like to have a private convo with you. please can you please email me at aqqwei@ aol.com

Thanks

datingdrill@gmail.com

Mcowubaba:
People have since been suggesting various features or improvements for your forum.

You keep replying them "Thanks" or "I sincerely appreciate this"
Funny enough, you haven't implemented any SINGLE suggestion(s) from anybody.

Oh, Seun you so Tactful, Better to just tell us to back off from suggesting anything, than making us believe our suggestions mean anything

Or let me believe that you are "working on it"

One thing with these suggestions is that they hv a sky view.....( unlimitedly kul innovations that could make our time out here more fun)


Nonetheless, Implemention( especially fingering a forum core script) can mess alot of things up/ Change d dynamics of d core.
(Very limited view)

I think he wud have tried implementing a couple of suggestions on his offline BCkups n noticed erratic/core tempering overtones n chilled on deploying them live.
If that is the case, we all know he cant come back and tell us the outcome so he hushes.

I bliv he listens.
How can a biznes man, especially one that is into the IT world that is soaked in daily robe of innovation, not listen to its clients n improve on its services?

Double Don

There are alot of improvement moves to implement n make this place more fun.

Other d other hand, lets not forget the many limitations of d core script of a forum.

This is not your everyday site.

But mos def, d email thing should as a matter of urgency be looked upon

Op, there is a RR . U cudnt hv missed that?

#Ouch!

Smallville10:
Weldon on ur drills on nairaland, i learnt alot from it but i need
ur help on 3 issues...
1. I have dis female friend, we are really good friends and i wanna
date her but d problem is that she isnt always available. We dont
stay same environment but we do see a few time but i really like. How
do i go about it becus it seems d opportunity is kinda hard to get
2. I chat with females online and i noticed that some do not reply
messages, they just dont for no reason. How do i get them into
conversing...
3. About going out on a date, what are d right things to discuss with
a lady on a date so it doesnt get boring or run out of words..
I will be especting ur reply. Thanks harddon

1. Is she not on social media? Whatsapp?
2. You aint springing surprises . Too bland, too weak.

3. Read up d part of d thread that deals wit 1st dates

Aiit, bye

This transition is taking longer than i envisaged.

Do hope mou makes gud use of d cash @ hand in d summer!

Like they customised 6th for us dis season!
Still

Bloods Rolls Royal Red!

DAMAYYOR:
thanks bro, i fvcked up big time sha, i palyed with her lobes for sometime and her hairs but if try to kiss tension will just grip me, mehn maybe i need to get high a lil

Dont just go raping her from ur hYness. If u hv read d getting physical part of this drill, dont think u wud be having this issue.

For u, this is putting d cart b4 d horse.
You are scared of rejection which wud not happen if u had broken all her defenses tru chats n calls.

Where did this aboki half baked prof get his education from?

Stuck his neck in sand all this while?

" the north is more populated than the South. Even in terms of landmass, the North constitutes 75 per cent of the landmass of this country,” he pointed out."

So more alocation shld be given to d north cos they marry like vultures n born like pigs? Then srnd them into d street to beg for bread? Without contributing nada to d nation?



N then he mentionEd appointment . 98% of all juicy jobs have bn given to d north yet he still ball in here to whine?

Smh

HARDDON:
C. SECRETS TO GETTING THE 10s EASILY

1. Ignore d fyn face n cute body n see her for who she really is: a Lonely/bored lil girl that could make do with a lil laghter in her life

2. Be kul in ur skin n different from every other guy she has ever met

3. Use that her beauty as a weapon for fun jabs. Send less

4. Body aura should read "im inna hurry, stop wasting my time

5. Huge Confidence, Quick wit, fun lines.

6. Never brag about nothing( wealth or achievements, thatz the quickest way to turn em off)

7. Take the lead. Call it a day b4 she ever does

Mkbryants:
Well, in my own opinion Gee!... At first I would want you to define what u really want from her, because this is very important as it will save u all the stress and ease the tension on you as it is right now.

Getting physical is made easy when u would have even gone physical via phone and text, you must have spun fun jabs, flirty words, cocky, sassy lines, give her mental picture of what it would look like when u guys are finally together and above all

please be yourself (everyone else
Is already taken)

N.B: You keep tuning up the tension on her until u go physical and remember anticipation is the greatest act of seduction and as they say the rest is history. Good luck with this.

hmmm, wise words from a wise chap, pulling wine from a white cap!

The luv spark that made u guys wano ravage ur badies n blow ur brains out ,evolvrs into deeper levels of undetstanding , comitement n communication.
N sometimes it feels u hv lost touch wit kuv n life.




7. The first pregnance period is d most tempting period for newly weds....if not handled n managed properly by d wify, she wud end up losing husby to some karashikas out there. It bcomes d beginning of cheating even for an hitherto faithful husby.



The beautiful ones r not yet born .

Sounds fishy... how can they be leaving in same crib n he called husby to send his wify to a hotel?
N husby didnt tell him to bring d money home? Or husby go get it himself?

mzjaney:
Mine is June 25

VeeVeeMyLuv:
with the extremely low standard of living, low HDI, horrible low life expectancy.
coupled with heartless callous leaders who loot money that their generations upto the 10th generation may never use up.

you still think it is still the greatest. your back need to flogged with hot iron rod. your reasoning is dangerous for humanity.

What matters is not challenges because man wud never be made without obstacles n challenges! Heck they world wudnt be lited today if there was no darkness challenge. Trchnological breaktrus wud be mirage if there were no challenges.
U write challenging exams so u can be moved to a higher realm.

So u see? Itz not about challenges but the way men react to same. That is what makes d difference. Challenges r springboard that awaken d sleeping gaints in man.

You r not placed here to live in confy, eat n die. Heck u r here as a solution to a given challenge! Now get ur boots strapped, descover same n solve it n stop whining like a bleeding pvssy!

God help them let him not return!

Lekekoko:
Hello bro please I need your help asap...
Facebook convo btw me n a girl
Me:You know...I just saw something in your dp you never noticed and if I tell you...you might just come track me down tonight to.......
Her: what's that??
Me: Lol I can't say it here text me on (my number)WhatsApp and I might consider telling you
Her: Smh if u want my WhatsApp just ask this is so childish
(Drops her number)

What do I do or say to her?

this is just too obvious gee, you should have created rapport first before gunning for the number. she isnt going no where anytime soon you know.

i would edit this when i get home from work and show u the way out

solomix10:
what i was thinking exactly they lack d SENSE OF FLOW..
one blocked me too jst after replyin her : FRENCH KISS WITH No String attached, when she asked me what i was xpectin frm her for easter then. The next day i saw her i hi her nd i walkby swiftly (she didn't xpect dat) stopped conversin wit her nd i silently passed d message to her "you cant go with my flow"
Made up my mind cos The Don shot it to my Ears,
neva to flow wit d humorless n stick fluid ones
Neva to mingle where u aren't celebrated
Thanks Boss....

next time though, apply a lil wit and wisdom.

IntrovertGuy:
Goodday to you all.

I'm a young guy in my early 20's. This matter has been disturbing and dont even know the right path to take.

When i was still an undergraduate, I had a crush on a particular girl in my street then but i never approached her till date. Even we never had any conversation. I dont just know why. But i moved one.

Now, Im done and relocated to another state but similar case is also happening. Beside my residential house, I have this girl i've been crushing on but na still same issue. We don't talk even we dont greet eachother. But we are always staring eachother(Same with the first girl)[this has reduced sha]


I dont know where to even start any longer concerning this issue....


NOTE: I'm easy going and i dont even mingle with anyone in the street except few


How can i just initiate a conversation with her
...


Note: She has borrowed my twice now just to make a call...

Harddon thesuave10

start from page 1

This thing Southy started by the time it engulfs n consume them, d world would fold itz arms n watch wit cold eyes

Wen computers starts wearing cloths n cars starts flying, humanity wwud be completely proudly nude on d street n care very less

N i think men wud move from b00bs n pussies to other forms of fun fantasies.

B0obs aint sacred no more. Nida is d curves of a fetish female

Perfect definition of keep ur shii to ur Gdamn self!


Cos if robbers dont come, po po would!

oheni:
hmmm jst observing

They yaff come. Monitoring Spirits in human flesh.

Keep observing

blessingee:
What is going on here

What does it look like spoilt child



Chai, cant somebody have some privacy again?
Who moved this to front page oooo?
How do i edit all my posts now.

StephDamielola:
AH!!! ABEG OOOOO

I Comment My Reserve

Cant believe she is shy online !

I see the way u have been looking @ my trousers while im talking with u like my face is on my trousers

StephDamielola:
You, Virgin?

Ofcos!

Or did u disvirgin me without my knowledge?

StephDamielola:
Yes i am a lady... You didnt understand me.

If you want it Firm And UPRIGHT.... THEN GIVE HER SOME DOUGH.... SHE COULD GO PLASTIC FOR YOU

Me n cossy?

Id rada remain a virgin.

Besides, i want natural soft mounds not some silicon sedated sacks.

StephDamielola:
Buhahahahahahaha

But for them to get an erection, you need to turn them on. Don you think so

Give the girls some dough

Arrrrhhhh!

Are you actually a lady?
Are bweasts d1cks that need stroking befor they can wake up n poke fun? Only n1pples have that luxury n swags.

Berasts r supposed to be proud even when d shy n1pples r taking a nap waiting for a spark

StephDamielola:
Are you talking from experience or you are insinuating?

Those Bwest are like Watermelons..... Suckling and Yummy.

You dont need a soothe sayer to tell u those loyal bweasts. Besides, the whole world hv seen her without top b4.

They be staring @ d floor , paying homage to gravitationl force.