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cruchenutii:
Worked up? Why Biko? Are you a Deeper Life member ?

Anyway, OP is just a corrupt minded Deeper life member who wants Girls in the WORLD

Pissed would be better and yes I'm a DLifer...


Whatever makes the op sleep at night corrupt minded or not

cruchenutii:
Habba Madam ! E never reach like this na ! We know say you be Deeper Life. No vex ma !

Yeah yeah.. The op should watch what he says on a public forum .. got me all worked up

ramzythecoder:
Thanks for the advice .
The thing is Deeper Life is a good Church, but some of our women don't dress well and they are dirty. So the point is that picking a woman from that church is NO.

Hehe, who da hell are you are u sure ur a deeperlifer or u just felt like typing shit for attention.. This is the most dumbest thread I've read today and u are very silly for this. No offence!!!

tellwisdom:
I love this ....All these nigerian gurls are easily deceived with Icecream and shawarma...94% OF THEM

Uncle, where did u get ur statistics from

MrMicholo:
I don't if anybody else think the way I do but if I was a thief and got the opportunity to rob a girl... I go press breastt tire....
.
Something must kill a man...

Potential rapist spotted

That's how it starts

This op is no different from jakand...

UbanmeUdie:





Alright Tina, you killed your uncle in self defense because he tried to rape you.

Brilliant!


But, you should have reported the incident to the police and not try to run away.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

Well, things don't work here in Nigeria.. No one would listen to her

EliteBiz:
I will flog d mod dat will dare nd put this useless news on front page

Comman flog the mod, its on fp

I've not finished using mtn, its now Glo... Tcheww

Haven't made a comment in a while but this just made me laugh out loud..

She's obviously the one that got rejected here and she sounds so pained and bitter.

Uwafidt

This is a joke right

masterconfam:
remember this people
When we all Ashes on the ground..

Five(5) years in mind

thieves, thieves" he screamed, it was almost funny; not until more voices joined the chorus as they screamed and shouted on us. We could have ran at least to save our lives, but little did we know how the day would end. From a handful of young men shouting and throwing questions at us, it escalated to a crowd of angry mob. There was no way we could escape this one, so we calmed down. They pushed us around and then stripped us all. These men pulled us pants down, we were more than embarrassed, the whole community watched: I recognised few faces from the crowd. Obviously they were so afraid to say "stop", then the beating started, I wished it to be just a nightmare; but it was real, these men were determined. They dropped heavy rocks on our heads, they pounded our faces with large planks, blood covered our eyes,they matched and kicked us right on our nostrils, we couldn't breathe. "Bring tire" one of the men repeated, until they brought the tires. "Oh God!" We watched the crowd watch us, we raised hands of plea, we couldn't speak, Some hid, some shot videos and took pictures. there was no one to stop this. This was the point we knew it was over. We felt pain, helpless and hopeless. I thought of my siblings, I wondered how my mum would take this. She would fall apart. I begged God to hold her for me, comfort and make her strong for me, I prayed same for my friends. Then we started crying, we cried together. the tears gave us headaches. We looked up high, the sky was still. Rings of tires landed on our necks, they kept hitting us, but we were numb already. They set us ablaze. We rolled around, tried to reach for each other, I wondered who would give up first, the fire burned our bodies. it hurt, it hurt and then it hurt. But suddenly the pain stopped, Then I couldn't hear any other thing, but silence. I thanked God. The pain was over.

RIP
Ugonna, Llyod, Tekana and Chidiaka (slain uniport students)

mehn fear just catch me remembering this stuff again

jmichlins:
God if you want call me and am not answering, don't call my friend phone. Put the phone on redial

Lol

wonder233:
No, she is 56.

Hehehe, Did I ask you??

twentyk:
Me and azizat use to ball back then at bishop aggey memorial in ilasa...babe was so good she always train with the male team(robo fc)....
She was a star even before she left naija actually she already started playing for rivers angel(female league)...u already know say she go blow....she con fine get yanga join....but she is very playful.....
Well I (gotted) admission and left football for book wey we nor sabi....and that's how 9ja lost one hell of a player.....neymar dey play like me olohun....
Na yahoo I dey do now sha....no time baba

Hustle go pay one day buh no go do yahoo plus o

BTW is she 23?

Lol, I was reading my kid bro literature book this morning. My curiosity peeked when my smallie bro told me the writer is a learner, I couldn't laugh. The writer was advertising her church calling herself a spiritual terrorist.

Everything now don turn to terrorist

Well, there's always password on my phone cos the last time I removed it, my phone got stolen the next day. I keep blaming myself for the missing phone, although I know the password had nothing to do with the missing phone...

RichiB:
This ASUU people no get sense o,something wey dem for luck up till next year,federal government go chyk dem like women,them go just gree,dem no fit do small hard to get sef,mtcheeew..now uniport wey no finish their scheme of work carry exam wey dem set from mars come give person..choi..!!!

Hahaha

Just 4 picture and that's it

GeeString:
Yes o. There are. I'm one of those. The most I get is stress from excess hustle which usually requires a lie down & I'm fine.

I don't fall ill & when people complain of malaria & typhoid, I always wonder what it feels like.

How can a living thing become weak & helpless from a seemingly invisible force?

Nawao.

Hehehe, u should be very thankful and grateful cos the same invisible malaria and typhoid kills thousands of people every day

If I don't drink properly boiled water for 3 days, I'd fall terribly sick diagnosed of typhoid and I dont drink cold h2o cos if i do for 2 consecutive days , better cough with catarrh go worry me. Its not like I'm As or ss, I'm just like that.

All I'm tryna say is that people system differs.. cos u don't fall sick while others do does not mean they are so weak and helpless as u put it buh its their nature...
Its not as if you've not been sick b4 ..Yes or Yes

Estellar:
so me

Lol, how do u do it
Paracetamol can be so bitter lawd! I hate it

Estellar:
so me

Lol, how do u do it
Paracetamol can be so bitter lawd! I hate it

osasere06:
What are you waiting for?

I'm waiting for you ni

See these ones kissing when I've not had my first kiss

Lolz, someborri cannot be 21 in peace again marriage age.

frosbel2:
Deeperlife is the Boko Haram of Christianity , the only difference is that they use everlasting torture in liquid fire to threaten their deceived members into submission.

The amount of families this Cult has broken down are too many to mention.

Mr, watch ur tongue

Mine was my bunkmate, she'd pee in her bucket and keep for weeks. I was always throwing her bucket away, she wasn't bothered and was always buying a new one. Very annoying

Intrepid01:
Mine was none of this though, but he's still the most weird person have ever seen. People knew we never got along, although we were room mate for good 5 damn years!!. The only day we got along we were both robbed. He's number is on my phone but have never called him since he graduated in 2008. seriously, WE WERE JUST NOT MEANT TO BE FRIENDS.

Lol, I had one like that too.

We stayed together for 2 good years, I never even had her number on my phone. The highest thing we said to each other was 'what time is ur lecture? . It felt normal to her and freaking weird to me...

Obviously likes his comfort zone, lazy to come out of the box

Toke is fugly and looks manly . .
Odun is like wetin dey do dis one

KimTan:
Try these:

Boys Over Flowers (my favourite)
The Heirs
Cheese In The Trap
Moon Lovers
Legend of The blue sea
City Hunter
Jumong
Heartstrings
Pinocchio Syndrome

An adult is someone who has legally come of age. I think I'm inclined to settle for this definition. Do you have a better idea?

I've seen all except moon lovers and Pinocchio syndrome which sounds cool by the way, I'll def get it...

Let's just leave it at that, adulthood also comes with maturity not just age. How did we even get here sef ..ermm gudnyt.

KimTan:
Maybe you have been unfortunate to see only the boring ones. When I started watching Korean movies they didn't appeal to my senses at first, but with time I picked the flow.

I am above 19 so I guess that makes me an adult, no?

Could u recommend for me? lemme revist it since ASUU no wan get joy

An adult? However u see urself. what's ur definition of being an adult