₦airaland Forum

Fred166:
You're getting it all wrong man.

I Love football and I barely stake games. I watch football for the fun and NOT for 2 odds

Even if I want to stake, I stake with sense. I'm a married man too.

U answer am well

Melap:
Does watching the sport put food on the table. I am one of such men. Since I know nothing about the sport I won't be caught staking 2 odds or sport betting only to open threads asking for help so my wife won't leave me.

U're one of the boring kind of people living in this planet.

Fred166:
Happy Sunday nairalanders.

I can't believe there are still men who don't watch football or know nothing about sports.

I was watching who wants to be a millionaire and this particular question was thrown to this guy.. I couldn't believe the guy didn't know the answer. Baba was totally confused and speechless. He even requested in using one of his lifeline options by calling a friend. Omo! I just dey laugh. And the answer is B. I have to capture the moment.

I can't do without watching sports especially football, boxing and wrestling. There's no question you will throw at me about football or other sport games that I won't give you an accurate answer. I know all football leagues competition round the world even Nigeria premier league I do follow up too.

Football is fun especially when you're arguing, teasing, defending, laughing, throwing banters at each other's club while drinking your cold beer.

Even here on nairaland when there's a live match update, I do visit the thread because I always enjoy the banter fans throw at each other.. It really fun.

Those of you that don't watch football or know nothing about sports.. Please how do you spend your weekends? How do you live your life? Is life not boring for you guys? Please I need to know.

This is really so embarrassing that a man of this century will not know anything about football to the extent of failing this simple football question, what else is he living or following his life with? This one really choke ooo

Wawelexy:
This life no just balance!

Same breast wey Nkechi dey buy different enlargement cream and pills for @32, naim this small girl dey find how to dispose @23. God is great.

Don't let your body shape/size hinder or discourage u from achieving ur goalsd. You can be whatever u want to be irrespective of how u look.

Love ur self
Be Confident
Work hard
Pray..... The sky is ur limit.

Mind you, don't be stingy, allow somebody to work on that thing. I mean, let someone's son suck the hell out of it, it also good for ur health.

But u no try o, you should have atleast help the vaseline crew wit a picture of the sweet melon

U no try oo...I taught ure sounding reasonable

BATified2023:
What I know for sure is that the igbos are far worse than d fulanis,the only difference for now is that igbos don’t have power but d fulanis have

Imagine someone without power calling Lagos a no man’s land

Imagine someone without power coming to your region n telling u how to live your life

Imagine someone without power enforcing sit at home where he has small influence

Imagine someone without power killing his people n other tribes in his region

Think about what igbos will do when they have power?
These people are far worse than fulanis,u will b a dunce if u believe igbos love u

They are only doing eye service because they need u for election,have u wonder y they no longer call Nigeria zoo?
Have I wonder y they don’t insult Nigerians again?

Give d igbos power n u will see real replica of unknown gunmen all over Nigeria

Then u will realize fulanis are learners

See tha moniker obidient4life defending ipob,do u think that one love u?

Ipob miscreants that hates u with passion are d same people hiding under obi because he’s ipob plan B

Open your eyes before nnamdi kanu will b released by Peter obi n he will carry out all his evil agenda on u

They ignored nnamdi kanu now cos they think their obi plan B will work,let obi lose n u will see d real hate they have for u

I no blame u, na delegate I blame

KristaPretty:
The world is changing. Most people don't want to get married or entangled now

I suggest you join groups in the church- volunteer groups as well where you can meet more responsible people I guess

More responsible or more pretenders?
My dear I advise you never to advise someone to look for a relationship in the church

lekzwyc:
I want to buy a fairly used Toyota Corolla 2008 model. Contact me, if you have one to sell.

Where is your location?

SanctifiedSista:
If u can pay 3.6 million, we have a nice one

Thanks but I didn't say I want to buy new one

Pls my fellow narialanders, do any one have an idea of how much can someone wishing to rinse a 2005/2006 Toyota Corolla vehicle budget.

Adranido:
We have to try something new this time.i'm sick of power exchange from APC to PDP and from PDP to APC.I'm OBIdient come 2023

And what different is PO, PDP to LP? If there is PDP or APC in him forget it he is still the same

Burdenbearer:
Hi guys. As we all know, to be a man is damn hard and it is not a days job. Let's face, Naija ladies will hardly date nor marry a guy whose earning isn't big or enough. So, i ask: Apart from me, who else money is hindering from get married or to even have a Gf? As u know, no matter how intelligent or educated u are, if u are not financially bouyant, Naija ladies don't give a damn abt u.

OP, every man hv a compatible woman on his level, go after a gal that is of ur level and hv ur peace of mind

Chai I feel so much for Gov wike political downfall n shame

ponishah:
That person wey stand straight carry broom, you for make am bend small, you for still put person beside am to act as wedge, Las you for animate the hands to dey shake na. You no just sabi work

U funny die

Jostoman:
If them like let them do open door meeting, Na their palava be that. Let him go and answer for crime in River State.

Which ur present busy body Governor is imposing on him?

mardis:
How can a married person envy single? In what sense if i may ask? As a married person you only envy a single person if your marriage is full of troubles or you married the wrong partner. If not i see no reason why would i as a married person, want to go back to been single.
Infact a married person have tasted been single but as a single person, you're yet to taste marriage. A marriage that has zero form of any type of violence is a marriage you would not trade for anything. To even make it sweeter, when your partner is heaven sent and you're loving each other as the day goes by. Who wouldn't hope for that? When you're sick, someone is there to take care of you. Someone is always praying for your safety and success. You're sure of the hygiene of your meals. When you attain old age, someone is there to take care of you be it your spouse or children.

Brother u preach much, it is people like u dat will make someone to advise people not to go church and look for wife or husband

Jayrockk:
Single people also fxck whoever they want to

Even without spending much

There is time for everything reason while I got married but sometimes I wish I can turn back the hand of clock to my single days life.

I pity who just type this rubbish

But u're busy donating millions of naira to them I can see regret, confused n betrayal to urself

I don't understand ur working from home kind of work that u always hv chance to be dropping n picking her when ever she want, if u love her wat stop u from teaching her how to drive and u will be hapi seeing ur gf drive. Man/boy I think ur the biggest nagger here

blackgold2018:
no it can never happen, only the stingy and the poor will be chased away.
It will never reduce there customers. Rather those left out take public transport. Never live above your means

U're right, imagining a mama put rice woman with all her coolers of food booking bolt for a short distance journey just because she will pay not less than #400 the ride

teepain:
I guess you should focus more on his expenditure and not what he makes. My interaction with some of these ride hailing drivers show that they barely make profit.

For instance the guy that you mentioned who makes 20k on Saturdays, will incur the following costs to make the 20k:

Fuel - 6k approximately
Bolt commission - 5k/6k (There are unconfirmed reports that their commission is now 30%)
Contingencies for maintenance and depreciation - 5k

Therefore on that 20k, he is probably making a profit of about 3k to 4k.

Note that he may refuse to set aside that portion for maintenance, but if he does that he would be without a car soon.

And to think that he would make that meagre amount of money over many hours show how poorly renumerated those guys are.

That is why I always try and offer them tips whenever I use their services.

U hv said and finalize it all
Use bolt as part-time hustling if not u will regret inventuring in2 d system

shortgun:
This is the only defence you lots can come up with?
That am poor?
For your info I only use your service to convey females anywhere I want them.
I drive myself wherever I want to go, I am too mindful of my wellbeing to subject myself to the agony of a 2003 corolla driven by a frustrated driver.

For you lots to keep mentioning car air
conditioning as luxury in 21st century shows you deserve pity.

U sound like a ritual yahoo suspect don't worry karma will catch up with u soon

Bolt business is a scam imagining going a ride of #1000 bolt will take #250 not minding u fuel n service the vehicle to the satisfaction of their so called riders

yyba:
AMEACHI when are you appearing in rivers state commission of enquiry, WIKE want to ask you some simple question ?

Sorry but Wike hv no question to ask our incoming president

Op no be ur concern if I give my wife head, it seems there is something wrong with ur woman Veejay and u thought everyother woman is like that

Exactly, there're d ones causing problem in social media

All these yeyebrities shud allow us to rest with their matrimonial misfortunes

Nigeria certificate is like a tissue paper if u like aquire all of them join together u will still find it difficult getting a job, just go n aquire a skill to help urself b4 thinking of Bsc or PGD/Msc

Op thanks for keeping me busy for the past one week I saw ur post, it was like watching movie with so much suspense in it. Thumb � up for u.
I felt so bitter for the death of ifeoma, I will not blame u for her death but will blame her little cos she allowed the luv she had for u to control her. Upon her principled nature, she still choose to stay with u knowing dat ure living a life of a dreaded cultist that hv a gun, killing pple in d name of cultism, having a school gf. I Know u could have not allow her to stay if u knew such will happen to her cos u rilli loved her so much.
Ur science men, their are rilli wonderful in their fortune telling, how I wish they forstell that of ifeoma death at least her death cud hv been prevented. Pls I will dm u for their addresses....lol
I felt for the parents of Kelechi( those ur sis neighbor, ur first hit) I prayed God will give them the strength to forge ahead in life.
And I pray God to forgive u of all ur wrong doings cos the killing u mentioned here was much nt to talk of the ones u forgot to mention.

U later die for the end
See imagination

[quote author=BlessedJonMoss post=113087927]I just feel this kinda sheet is about happening to me.
This Yoruba babe been showing me love nonstop, in fact she prefers my one room face-me-I-slap-you to her well furnished selfcon.
But she has this friend in the UK that always videocalls her at night, and they speak only Yoruba, which I don't understand.
Who know maybe they're planning their own marriage right under my nose. [Then double ur knacking while u reducing ur spending on her and be looking her with one eye]