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true i guess. if this no reach fp then i don waste my time

too long. na quarell u wan start

mixing when universities and companies will still give quota to people of the land. when every state must have a minister whether deserving or not.
when everybody wanna chop d oil from d north but only hausas will enjoy d groundnut plantations in d south.

its simple. if u wanna break, break! else, we need revamping.

its normal to eat during operation. d phone call might be an emergency. dont sue, rather ask.

okay to be sincere im an igbo guy.
before and during the biafran war, i would have supported, prolly fought but now brethren, i dont support biafra until im sure we can sustain ourselves independently. not having a border with water is a disease!

michaelou:
# GEJ Since you left####
Hello sir,
Our dearest hero, we have not forgotten that you told us that no blood of a Nigerian is worth your ambition , a word you totally kept, even when you had all the powers and evidence to annul the elections but you did not, even when your supporters like Elder Orubebe saw some of these injustice and tried to raised an alarm.
Dear sir looking at what is happening in Burundi, Syria, Zimbabwe we have a cause to say that you are truly a Hero.
Anyways since you left, from my observation I have this to tell you.
1) boko haram is killing people every day since 29th may 2015
2). Buhari is now inviting near by countries to come and help in the fight against boko haram the same moves that Liar Muhammad, APC and Buhari criticized you for doing, hmmmmmm
2) Our new president has not announce his cabinet after weeks of coming into office, which shows he was not ready.
3). He promise to publicly declare his asset till now we have not seen any of such declaration.
4). The man is busy traveling from post to post, wondering when he will sit down and start working.
5). One of the former governor that your government was trying to probe has been set free.
6). Our football team has been loosing out in almost all the tournament, this is the more reason we miss your goodluck.
7). We have witness a whole number of tankers explosion I don't know if APC is bad omen, or God is repaying those tanker drivers who succumbed to APC and went on the heart breaking strike few days to your handing over.
cool. They have not started paying me my 5000 yet as a graduate, Dollars have not equals 1 naira yet, they have not stabilize the world oil price yet, my younger one have not started eating launch yet, the economy has not change yet but am still watching them.
9). My hero sir, as am talking to you now last week we were mocked at as our president created a new country in Europe and call it ''west Germany'' and called the president of the country Mikel. The same thing they use to make jest of our first lady.
10). Less I forget, we were promised there won't be office of the first lady but we are seeing a different thing now.
11). last week APC failed the acid test and were exposed for the whole world to see that they can never pass through what PDP pass through and still exist, they have been exchanging blows since Saraki and Dagora emerged as leaders of the Parliament against their illegal anointed candidate.
My hero there is still more, but let me save that for another day.
As I am sending this now I can't tell how hard they will attack me for this peace of truth. President Jonathan we miss your Goodluck.

6. our football team failed to qualify for d last tournament they played for with jona at d helm, they won their match under buharis tenure. our female team had their fitst world cup point in 8 years under buhari. with jona dey didnt win any match.
finally, u20 didnt win d world cup under GEJ so no difference.
pls dont lie

Rendezvou:
I love going on excursions too, I love adventures and sightseeing. But you can get this outside the church. It is not a spiritual activity and it has lured some youths to sexual immoralities and other unholy acts in many instances. I do not see why churches would prefer excursions to evangelism. I know a church that has organized several excursions some of which I have attended but yet to mobilize its youth for evangelism of any sort. The issue is that social events has prevailed over spiritual activities in many churches.

It is important to be mindful of activities that would feed only our bodies and not our souls in churches.We should have a life outside the church for moderate social and extra religious activities.

do u know that pple "tap current" inside church? pple have sex in church toilet. get one thing...its not d excursion dar is bad, its d pple. excursions nd sports are very good ways of uniting youths.
u saw those bad things, didnt u gain anything or see any good thing in the excursion?

grad2012:
Lol you should have made friends with her and collected her number instead of suffering yourself like dis

my sister i would have oh. but truth is i wasnt ready for a rship. maybe i was possesed yesterday!

na denrele na. trying to remain in the news

VictoriaBee:
Accent not tongue.

did u see the inverted comma i put before writing it? do u know d reason? do u even know what an accent us BTW?

Aspiregreat:
one guy........I could lecture you on Queen's English......

there is a difference between pidgin and grammatical blunder mr lecturer!

Aspiregreat:
one guy........I could lecture you on Queen's English......

one guy, a guy. all correct. proove one guy wrong biko

kilode100:
Shitting on the thread??
I only farted o..
Pls call me Baby next time

if i call u baby ill be lying about my knowledge of the meaning of the word...no vex

honeric01:
Its called ABS

Giwa fc is just one name which could mean anything but Ifeanyi uba? he should have added his middle name and his chieftaincy titles lol

ABS is the short form. it is registered as ABUBAKAR BUKOLA SARAKI FC. and dats a lot longer

taiocol:
His brand is capital oil not IFEANYI UBAH, and Roman changed the name from London FC to Chelsea

first his brand isnt capital oil. havent u heard of ifeanyi ubah foundation or ifeanyi ubah scholarship? why not capital oil foundation?
second before someone else reads this please roman didnt create the name chelsea. it has been there since inception. PES is deceiving you.

honeric01:
You are not getting it.

Aliko didn't use his full name

Gabros is not someone's fullname

all your examples are off point bro, maybe you guys should advise him to use maybe IU fc lolz or I-uba fc

ur point was that kano pillars name is seperate from the owners. aliko used dangote as his brand name. ifeanyi used both.
do u know how many pple answer uba?

kilode100:
Advice kwa??
Una no go kill kilode100 o....
Just Rip and waka biko.

sorry ma'am. i didnt quote u.and no be u create thread. stop shitting on d thread

i think the funniest i remember was at a match viewing spot in school. one guy just shouted. "shut up, chelsea go win the CHAMPION league! dead!! it was so funny d way he said it

kayo80:
Yea, I'd give a million dollars to know what Professor Osinbajo's wife told Aisha Buhari to make her laugh this hard.

osinbajo: all these people no sabi enjoy!
buhari: lwkmd

tosyne2much:
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do u also have 'igbo tongue'? cos u used "player" instead of "prayer"

i did this stuff last semester oh...choi i dey come

ill start. EFFURUN st Ambrose, ekpan. corpus Christi, jakpa st john vianney, newlayout church of ascension, refinery area church of transfiguration, NNPC area mother of the redeemer, airport junction blessed tansi, airport road, ugboroke st anthony, airport road, ugborikoko assumption parish, idama st pauls, enerhen our lady seat of wisdom, PTI st micheals, DSC nativity parish, alegbo our lady of apostles, jeddo epiphany parish, jakpa st dominic savio, niger cat area
more to come as i remember. i need help tho

i know this is coming late but for those doing NYSC, those visiting or those on official purposes, ill be listing some catholic churches in my area...WARRI/EFFURUN
please help with the names and location of the CATHOLIC churches so our brethren will maintain the faith.

just state the town, the names and location...thanks

i thought this was a sad thread. i wanted to offer advice or something but the recent comments reek

what is the function of a bible? so if im in school nd im invited for a church program,:i have to run to the hostel to get my bible first?
let my word be written in ur hearts!

hmmmm...thread of since 2009 still going strong! miracles they happen!

Dapo777:
I am surrounded by christiañs and Muslims, although i don't care about their religion, but what disconforts me is that i feel scared to tell anyone I am an atheist and they see it as awkward when i tell them I dont go to church and i am a christian The fact I dint go to church , I know how some of them act, how will they act if I tell them i don't believe in God, in nigeria do people stigmatize atheists the way they stigmatize sickle cell oatients and HIV patients?

Pls help me. I don't know what to do. And I can't go to church, I sleep off very easily in any church , cos what they say doesn't make a grain of sense to me.

on a normal normal level, pple would mainly laff it off especially if ure a plain guy not a street nigga. but are u sure its not a spirit that us making u not grab what is being said in church. its hard to be an atheist tho

all lies...until confirmed

good info. will try it

skak:
Buhari you are once a dictator but now you are the most reliable and trusted politician you are an exemplary. carry go Baba.


One love Mr. President

the nation newspaper don do free advert

musabuhari:
Dr Philip Emeagwali: Outlining the 25 Discovery Of Nigeria World Greatest Scientist

Philip Emeagwali (born in 1954) is a Nigerian-born engineer, mathematician, computer scientist and geologist. He was the winner of the 1989 Gordon Bell Prize in the "price/performance" category, for his use of a Connection Machine .

supercomputer
Emeagwali was born in Akure, Nigeria on 23 August 1954.[1] His early schooling was suspended in 1967 as a result of the Nigerian Civil War. At 14 years, he served in the Biafran army. After the war he completed high-school equivalence through self-study.
He is married to Dale Brown Emeagwali, a noted African-American microbiologist

A Nigerian has joined the ranks of Steve Job of Apple Computer and Bill Gates of Microsoft in the world of communication and computing.
Dr. Philip Emeagwali, originally from Onitsha, Anambra state, Nigeria, although born in Akure, Ondo State in August 1954, has made history - he is one of those being honored during the 50th anniversary of the computer.
Among Dr. Emeagwali's scientific achievements are:
1) World's fastest computation of 3.1 billion calculations per second in 1989;
2) World record for solving the largest partial differential equations with 8 million grid points in 1989;
3)World record for solving the largest weather forecasting equations with 128 million grid points in 1990;
4) World record for an unprecedented parallel computer speedup of 2048 in 1989;
5) World record for an unprecedented parallel computer speedup of 65536 in 1990;
6) First successful implementation of a petroleum reservoir model on a massively parallel computer in 1989;
7) Credited with alerting the petroleum industry that massively parallel computers can be used to recover more oil;
First to program a massively parallel computer to outperform a conventional (vector) supercomputer in 1988;
9) First to have applied a pseudo-time approach in reservoir modeling in 1990;
10) Credited with pioneering the use of the "vast resources" of the Internet in supercomputing in the 1980s;
11) Credited with conclusively demonstrating that computers with thousands of processing nodes can solve significant real-world problems in 1989;
12) Formulated the counter-intuitive speedup paradox which states that there are two different but correct theoretical speedup of parallel computers;
13) Formulated the theory of tessellated models for parallel computing;
14) Introduced the concept of network frequency for parallel computers;
15) Introduced the concept of parallel data spaces;
16) Discovered enantiomeric networks;
17) Designed the first Fibonacci hypertree network;
16 Processor Hypertree Computer Network
18) Discovered the relationship between sphere packing and fast computing;
19) Invented hyperball computer networks;
20) Derived new partial differential equations for low inertial fluid flows;
21) Derived error stopping criterion for high inertial-fluid flows;
22) Discovered the analogy between Darcy's equations used in petroleum reservoir simulations and geostrophic equations used in weather forecasting;
23) Derived a new set of porous media flow equations that is vectorizable, parallelizable, and surprisingly, fifty times less computation-intensive than the original formulation;
24) Proved that the use of only Dirichlet type boundary conditions yields more accurate numerical solutions in the vicinity of petroleum producing wells located near the boundary and is therefore suitable for avoiding the coning problem caused by the high velocity of converging flows in the vicinity of wells;
25) Demonstrated the analogy between high-speed computation and high-speed ballistic missile by proving that the mixing of high- and low-resolution timing can lead to fatal error in measuring the performance of fast computers and tracking the motion of fast missiles. This fatal subtraction error resulted in the death, on 25 February 1991, of 28 U.S. servicemen in Dhahran, Saudi Arabia during the Persian Gulf War when the U.S. Patriot missile failed to shoot down the Iraqi Scud missile.
Dr. Emeagwali's academic achievements are alarming. He received his Ph.D. in scientific computing from the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor with concentration and research on massively parallel computing with interdisciplinary applications. Although the final approval of his 1057-page dissertation is pending, it has already won several awards from leading technical societies.
Among his other degrees are: Master of Arts in Applied Mathematics from the University of Maryland, College Park; Master of Science degree in Civil and Environmental Engineering, George Washington University, Washington D.C.; Engineer Degree in Ocean and Marine Engineering, George Washington University, Washington D.C.; Bachelor of Science Degree in Mathematics, Oregon State University, Corvallis, with minor in physics and astronomy.
Believe it or not, Philip is still studying. He has completed all but six courses needed to earn a second bachelor's degree in civil engineering; completed sufficient courses for an additional master's degree and the equivalent of two doctoral dissertations.
In honoring Dr. Emeagwali in a full page article on the 50th anniversary of computer, EDS wrote:
"The women and men of EDS salute those whose insights, vision and persistence have contributed to developing this remarkable tool.
"A leader among them is Dr. Philip Emeagwali. Emeagwali is an interdisciplinary computer scientist and inventor who developed software that allowed multiple processors to tackle complex problems simultaneously, paving the way to solving problems once thought unsolvable.
"Inspired by the complex designs of nature, Emeagwali used geometry to prove that bees use the most efficient method possible to construct their honeycombs. He reasoned that a computer based on the honeycomb design could improve efficiency. It did. His design breakthrough allowed 65,000 processors working together to perform the world's fastest computation at 3.1 billion calculations per second. That was three times the speed of the fastest supercomputers of the day - at one-fifth the cost. He is working on developing supercomputers powerful enough to simulate weather trends over a century to investigate atmospheric warming," EDS said.
Dr. Emeagwali was honored by the National Society of Black Engineers during their convention in Nashville, Tennessee from March 27-31, 1996. In a letter dated March 17, 1996 and signed by Jataun Robinson, it said, "I am writing you this letter to congratulate you on winning the National Society of Black Engineers Alumni Extension (NSBE-AE) Pioneer of the Year Award.... During the convention, a special awards luncheon will be held to honor you.... The awards luncheon is on Saturday, March 30, 1996...."
Dr. Emeagwali has been featured in various "Who's Who" books,

Dr. Emeagwali is married with a 5-year-old son, Ijeoma. His wife, Dr. Dale Brown Emeagwali is a molecular biologist. A native of Baltimore, she teaches at Morgan State University.
Dr. Emeagwali, who came to the United States on March 23, 1974, is a member of various professional organizations, such as American Physical Society, Institute of Electrical and Electronic Engineers (IEEE), Society for Industrial and Applied Mathematics, Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers Computer Society, Association for Computing Machinery, American Meteorological Society, National Society of Black Engineers, Aircraft Owners and Pilots Association, United States Parachute Association, National Aeronautic Association and American Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics.
Dr. Emeagwali is an independent consultant with the City of Saint Paul, Minnesota. He has submitted 41 inventions covering seven technologies to the Patent and Trademark Office. He is now preparing funding proposals to build prototypes of these inventions and create a new company that will market and license the resulting products.
Dr. Emeagwali, 41, is still researching. His other research interests are: Parallel Computing, Routing Networks, Fast Computations, Fluid Dynamics, Pollution Transport, Computational Aerodynamics, Flood Forecasting, Atmospheric and Ocean Models, Petroleum Reservoir Simulation, and Nature-lnspired Networks.
Even Nigerian Embassy could not overlook Dr. Emeagwali's contribution to the American society. In a letter dated Sept. 6, 1990, the then Nigerian Ambassador to the United States, Hon. Hamzat Ahmadu wrote:
"I was very pleased and proud to read of your distinguished achievement in the field of Civil Engineering and Scientific Computing and wish to offer you my sincere congratulations for your remarkable achievement. I am equally pleased to learn that you won the Gordon Bell Prize, for the program you developed which will enable engineers determine where best to place wells in order to capture as much trapped oil as possible. Needless to say that such a program would be of tremendous interest to oil producing countries, including ours.

"By this great accomplishment," the Ambassador continued, "You have shown the world that contrary to many negative press that tend to portray the generality of Nigerians in bad light, particularly in the United States of America, Nigerians are capable of achieving greatness and do indeed excel in many fields. I hope that other Nigerians both within and outside your community will emulate you and set similar high standard of excellence..."

Dr. Emeagwali is interested in motivating African youths. In his letter to the African Herald dated April 11, 1996, he said: "It is my hope that your article(s) will help motivate African youths to pursue high-tech careers and increase the public awareness of the $2.6 billion Africa ONE Project that will bring the Internet to all African countries in 1999."

guy this news senior me sef. hw will someone born in 1954 be 41 years old. guy abeg edit ur tori don old...haba