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Fashion › Re: Crazy Inscriptions On Okrika (Second-Hand) Clothes by hatchy: 7:43pm On Oct 28, 2017
Hahahahahaha...

Ojigbi jigbi jigbi !!!

I don wee for pant ooo!
Family › Re: Eating At Nigeria Wedding (owambe) by hatchy: 7:02pm On Oct 28, 2017
So true... grin

And those who will drink all the available liquor from Stout, Star,Origin,Whiskey, red wine,Vodka,Malt,Fanta,in fact they don't have any choice of drink.

Only in Nigeria you will see someone line up in a buffet and pick eba,fufu,amala and scoop all the available soup and add all the meat plus fish in his plate.

Such people spray maximum of two hundred naira in twenty naira denomination during cash spray time.
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Reacts To Claim That He Is ‘broke’ by hatchy: 6:39pm On Oct 28, 2017
And so?

Is it a crime to be broke? perhaps you expect them to hold plates in hand begging for the whole world to know,abi!

Shame on you, hater!
Politics › Re: Fg's Abandoned East-west Road Claims Four Lives As Trailer Falls On Keke Napep by hatchy: 4:22pm On Oct 28, 2017
Where did we go wrong in this country that God decided to punish us with this ADAMU of a President, eehn!

Since he came to power there is no meaningful project that has been started and completed, even the ones inherited from past administration. The Abuja - Kaduna railway project was 99.9% completed before he came.
The refineries are all scrapped from what it was before he came to power.
The power sector is not left out of his Mumuness,directionless and visionless administration.

Adamu is synonymous with disaster!

God accept the souls of the departed and give their families the fortitude to bear the loss.
Car Talk › Re: The 2017 Mazda Vision Car Is The Most Beautiful Sedan You've Ever Seen (photos) by hatchy: 1:09pm On Oct 28, 2017
Iamtipsyy:
atleast i can spell.
Yes you can spell...but you are foolish!

Does it not give you concern?
Politics › Re: Biafra: Catalonia's Independence A Warning To Nigeria - Fani-kayode by hatchy: 1:01pm On Oct 28, 2017
waternogetememy:
We can smell ur fear, it is ok, Ndiigbo are feeding u and wen they leave u will starve to death but who cares if u starve?

Everybody Buhari have murdered and those his army carried away are part of the case at the ICC.

All former allies have deserted him and this includes US and UK.

Cases active both nationally, regionally, and internationally.

Armed group like Boko Haram, Militant and a potential armed group BSS are all at Nigeria neck.

Naija will not survive all, na one thing dey kill a man. It take just one to kill Nigeria.
Wetin you smoke this morning?
Politics › Re: Seriake Dickson Visits Rotimi Amaechi In Abuja (Photos) by hatchy: 9:19am On Oct 28, 2017
Did you know??...
In the 90s Arsenal Soccer Club had a player called David Dicks.
When he was injured, the Newspaper headline wrote"Arsenal to play without Dicks".
The coach was upset so the Newspaper changed the headline to read
"Arsenal to play with Dicks out"...
A record number of women attended the match.
�����
Crime › Re: UNICAL Yahoo Boys Who Wanted To Buy iPhones Before December Arrested (Photo) by hatchy: 12:31pm On Oct 27, 2017
holysainbj:
Shut up again!
See your life...

Crime › Re: UNICAL Yahoo Boys Who Wanted To Buy iPhones Before December Arrested (Photo) by hatchy: 8:38am On Oct 27, 2017
MhizzAJ:
Will you shut up!!
E pain am.

Please dont go and ....

Crime › Re: UNICAL Yahoo Boys Who Wanted To Buy iPhones Before December Arrested (Photo) by hatchy: 7:49am On Oct 27, 2017
I know them oo

Colonel Nwankwo and Major Chukwudi

Na them, from the east side.
Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Storm Bank In Ondo, Kill 3 Policemen (Warning! Graphic Photos) by hatchy: 7:19am On Oct 27, 2017
If not for humanity sake I would have said that the dead police officers deserved what they got because of the way police harass and intimidate people.

Useless policemen stole bags of garri along the east west road of Rivers state.
You guys will surely not rest in peace if you fall in this category.
Politics › Re: IPOB Members On Trial Overstretching Prison Facilities —NPS by hatchy:
The prison comptroller should allow this miscreants smell their ass and cramp them all in small cells so that whenever they gain freedom they will Usain Bolt at the mention of IPOB.

Meanwhile their god Nnamdi Kanu is somewhere right now enjoying breakfast with his family while his brainwashed miscreants languish in prison.

Ndi Iberibe!

Politics › Re: What I Will Miss After My Tenure – Fayose by hatchy: 6:33am On Oct 27, 2017
You will miss cutting Kpomo and riding on Okada.

Yeye Gov'nor!
Crime › Re: Nigerian Lady Calls Out Friend Who Stole Her Phone In The Middle Of The Night, S by hatchy: 10:34am On Oct 26, 2017
grin
Crime › Re: Nigerian Lady Calls Out Friend Who Stole Her Phone In The Middle Of The Night, S by hatchy: 10:33am On Oct 26, 2017
All these teenagers that are supposed to face their books will be running upandan chasing shadow.
Indomie generation.

Trailer load of Buhari cow dung fall on you girls.
Politics › Re: Poverty Rate In The North Alarming - Sanusi by hatchy: 10:18am On Oct 26, 2017
This man says the truth many a times and that is why the Northern elites don't like him.

He asked Northerners to build schools and stop building Mosques all over the areas.He also wanted to introduce a law that will forbid a man from marrying more than one wife except he has the financial muscle to take care of more than one,unfortunately this didn't go down well with his people especially the elites.

The North is so backward that it will take another century to catch up with the South, if at all.
Politics › Re: Who Is Nigeria's Most Corrupt Politician In History? See Contestants. by hatchy: 9:49am On Oct 26, 2017
CampuChan:
Ameachi is the Igwe of corruption
Fool...

Education › Re: Centre For Corruption Studies, University Of Abuja Billboard (Photo) by hatchy: 8:02am On Oct 26, 2017
Literally the words on that bill board makes no meaning and sense.

"Center for corruption studies"
Car Talk › Re: The 2017 Mazda Vision Car Is The Most Beautiful Sedan You've Ever Seen (photos) by hatchy: 6:36am On Oct 26, 2017
Iamtipsyy:
you could not spell auto well.
You are fond of pointing out errors in people's life,while your entire family remain in a sorry state.

Does it show you as wise person?
Politics › Re: Buhari Signs North East Development Commission Bill, Dogara Hails President’s Ac by hatchy: 8:00pm On Oct 25, 2017
Nigeria and Nigerians have never been so divided like this before since this Northern and Islamic bigot took the mantle of leadership of this country.

Buhari lacks all the requisite and quality of a leader.

It's just a matter of time and he will be booted out.
Culture › Re: What Habit Do You Have That You Want To Drop ? by hatchy: 7:45pm On Oct 25, 2017
Coming to Nairaland.
Nairaland General › Re: Scientists Find Evidence That First Chinese People Were Black. by hatchy: 7:43pm On Oct 25, 2017
Paulosky1900:
hmnmmn the person below me have something to say
You have already said it all. grin
Crime › Re: SARS Officials Arrest Sales Girls In Anambra For Stealing (Photos) by hatchy: 6:40pm On Oct 25, 2017
sarrki:
Op

That's not a booth nah

They even looked calm and comfortable in the trunk
I just don't like you.

You spew trash all the time as if you reason with your anus and end up embarrassing yourself.
Celebrities › Re: Here's The True Story Behind The Psquare Breakup Problems', by hatchy: 5:29pm On Oct 25, 2017
And so?

Abeg make una allow us rest with una wahala. After all una bank account dey green all the time when others dey perpetually red.
Crime › Re: Robbers Storm Akure Airport, Steal Millions From Air Peace Office by hatchy: 5:06pm On Oct 25, 2017
ArchangeLucifer:
Thou shalt not quote thy oppressor lest ye be smitten.
Go and....

Crime › Re: SARS Accusing Of Stealing Bags Of Garri At Gunpoint From Traders In Rivers by hatchy: 4:58pm On Oct 25, 2017
Dear God why punish us with wicked people in this country,eehn!
From the President to even those who are supposed to protect us; they only leave sorrow,tears and blood on their trail.

The police IG is a known thief and corrupt man appointed by a self acclaimed saint who make appointments to head sensitive sectors based on ethnic and religious grounds.

It will not end well with you this tyrant of a President.
Crime › Re: Robbers Storm Akure Airport, Steal Millions From Air Peace Office by hatchy: 4:31pm On Oct 25, 2017
ArchangeLucifer:
This is one of the many things you stand to gain when you bow down and worship me.
For your mind now you be internet superstar.

Foolish Fool!
Crime › Re: Robbers Storm Akure Airport, Steal Millions From Air Peace Office by hatchy: 4:28pm On Oct 25, 2017
Well coordinated robbery with an insider collaboration.

Can be easily busted if it were in other climes but since it happened in Nigeria, the highest police can do is mass arrest with 10k bail for each suspect.

At the end they will arrest petty thieves from the interior village and brand them armed robbers that robbed the airport with guns planted in front of them for the camera.
Politics › Re: Face Book Users Blasts Asari Dokubo by hatchy: 4:17pm On Oct 25, 2017
Why is Asari always fooling himself, eehn!

Just negodu who is talking about polluted environment when it was his handiwork.

Someone should please tell this bloated pig to shut his mouth because I can perceive the rotten smell oozing from it.

Politics › Re: Shekau’s Wife Killed In Air Force Strike by hatchy: 4:00pm On Oct 25, 2017
Abeg make we hear something.
APC and lies all the time.What has Shakau's wife have to do with fighting eehn!
Go after the real terrorists and leave women and children captured by these beasts out of it.
Moreover no pictures or video of the dead terrorist and you are here trying to deceive us with this blatant lies.

APC and propaganda machine.
Politics › Re: Shekau’s Wife Killed In Air Force Strike by hatchy: 3:58pm On Oct 25, 2017
undecided

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