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Mandu94:well,ladies that feels they can tongue-lash a guy,they can be so stupid to feel they are on par with men(this has nothing todo with africanisim mind you ). I don't just like it when lady feel they can also extort guys and go free(you can't eat your cake and have it). Obviously this are my opinions and yours are welcome but still won't change my insensitive or emotional blankness towards the female.I'm no misogynist tho. |
Mandu94:no problem man, I'm not a gentleman certainly,I don't want to be one tho, and I don't respect ladies that don't respect their-selves. |
brito:means you are a useless fellow just looking for someone to string along your path of foolishness The other part means Rubbish!shameless Prostitute, |
Mandu94:attack the message not the messenger |
This bodyguard body go absorb 6 bullets of your average 9mm!!!! Damn! Except you pull a trigger to his head |
Are people getting retard on NL daily ![]() ![]() I'm aghast with the comments I'm reading!!!!! |
Vickybee:you love writing epistles, when you know you can't procreate alone why spreadin the words like "ladies should make money and forget men" young lady,I no get time to dey type abeg |
Vickybee:and she should get a random young guy to clear the bush between her thighs? Or a Love Machine to get her a baby? Stop acting like you don't like dicks ladies,you can be financially independent but can't be dickally independent except you don't want a child so spread your feminism to some noodle brain |
viczing:the thing be say I no get sister,this girls are just crazy! I hate it when ladies think they can be more smart than a dick |
Rossikk:who is this sef? Abeg swerve I no get your time |
ionsman:don't be deluded bro, BBC sef dey fear person atimes! You think say na putin or Gadaffi dem nogo fear ?Na because the slowpoke sitting there as our president is tooooo weak! |
viczing:who cares if she turns to a beast when I'm a monster? |
KelvinC1:bros why una dey vote this man every time ![]() why is he in senate since 1999![]() if I see igede people we they southwest dey farm in pain I curse the day mark represented that state. how gullible can the benuens get![]() ![]() |
so does that make a stripping thot in the making born again or born against after uploading herself in a sutanah,girl we done dey give lap dance we papa dey sound like tension wire,poor girl |
Nigeria is a joke with nonsense educational system,one way to stop churning out unemployed youth is treating the grassroots, scrap the goddamn senior school and make people attend technical school straight up for the nonsense 3yrs,and make sure larger percent are enrolled to polythenic than university, and the tuition for poly should be relatively cheap,Government should halt university nonsense to a hilt,if you going to university you going purposely for research to better the country on scholarship programs,not going there to LA cram LA pour,and the college of education should be free for all cuz education can only alleviate poverty,you going to college of education cuz you love it, not cuz of jamb cutoff mark and you later dish out half baked education to kids,you having a technical school certificate so you can be able to stand alone without searching for jobs,you going to poly to expand your knowledge you gain from technical schools (more like a bsc graduate doing his or her MSC kinda thing), just ND finito.2yrs you a graduate rather than spending age 30yrs you still dey university, wihch day you wan help yourself,family,county ![]() ![]() ?I swear I hate Africa for not working. PDP and APC should go to hell and let vibrant minds leads this country and free them from shackles of godfatherism. I think party's should be based on state. I mean well for this country as a young Nigerian,but this country doesn't value me as a nigerian youth.(last time i saw a former governor campaiging that one of the works his administration did then was buying cars for "obas and for churches" i was like are our leaders naturally dumb or chose to be dumb.they keep hating the average youth the more we speak (where are even the youth? when ordinary SUG election them they kill their selves,they embezzle millions ) after all been said it won't work,anything good hates this country.it will be great but I'm scared if we continue this way it will never be great excuse my errors,touch phones can be sick at times.I fit graduate with third class but trust me we only have learned people in this country not educated folks. |
dbanj no suppose dey that stuff, dbanj is classless, his the principal who put your list of jokes into classes in all ramifications |
this country can never be great,because it was never destined to be great,only few people will be great but the walls can never ever be great |
very cool stuff, I call dbanj rhesus factor very important |
I don't know if this is karma, there is this aunt of mine who behaves wayward a times but call it hustle,I collected some amount of naira from her which I used to place bet . so I place the bet first day,and a friend was telling me which kain life my aunt they live,so I had to backbite along with the friend,omo the bet outcome na 1 match spoil the bet,second day same thing I backbited about her lifesytle omo na same 1 match spoil am,that was Friday,Saturday on Sunday I tried troubleshooting so I never mentioned her name ,omo could you believe I wan that bet on Sunday at 1st half already ?? since then stopped backbiting ooooooo |
biiibi:madam may God Almighty bless you with children,it saddens my heart to see things like this, oooooooh God of Abraham I crying onto you with every tear drops rolling down from my eyes as I'm typing this for the ladies facing this conceive and give birth if truly you are the God who promised my mother of a child after r giving birth to me 22yrs ago...lord my God I don't care any form of medical issues touch this ladies body as you health the woman with issue of blood.my lord my God who my help come from give the barren the best of child that is worth every single delay they suffered and give them a great health to watch watch the children grow |
Smartestelvis:haba will I call this inferiority? |
back then I hit the gym to lift barbells and dumbbells, but now no time,got a push up routine app on my phone,so I do that, I work out so anyform of cloth I wear fits me |
queenjoe:wrong ideology dear, things don't work like that,it was a mutual consent. She enjoyed the sxx,he also enjoyed it,they both used eachother |
missberrypop5:you very funny Madame, "you must do them" that line got my ribs cracking |
sobastical:you soooooo stupid ,why won't you want to know the politics of your country ![]() ![]() ![]() ? goat unpatriotic |
are you a sugar mummy? |
I'm not looking for love or a woman,left to me I haven't asked a girl out for a longgggggggg time cuz I believe I don't want female stress,I concentrate on making most,if I get to a relaxation arena,I just chill,drink,look at booties around,admire them.all I want is be alone,let me say I believe its only sex a woman got to offer me,no disparaging words towards the decent folks,I prefer a female friendship to lover,when she get attracted I elope.when I need sex call a girl and we sort it out nothing more.marriage I don't for once think about it,just a surrogacy kind of thing I plan,I attend friends wedding and I'm not fascinated for once,I don't believe in LOVE. so have money and enjoy your life,females ain't special,so their love ain't noticed at alllllll |
rudebouy:dude that's not true,depends on your mind,mood,environment. some girls will give you some crazy erotic dance that if you ain't careful no yawa be that. I've danced with ladies whereby I was at the back,me giving her this back style dance,holding her breast,switching to squeezing asss,rubbing my hands in her thighs,tell me how you no go cum,abeg some dance don turn Bleep except you guys ain't pulling out your genitals |
Dubemkelly:the problem with people is that they don't shut their mouth up all for friendship, me don't care. I'm of the belief when you an adult you know wrong from right,I believe I'm not the only one seeing the error.so therefore, I'm not a fool to play the good guy at expense of the good things I've built, they met,fuuuck without my consent, they cheat without my consent |
50calibre:sincerely you a clown ![]() |


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