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Lickingleks: is dis d same snake known 2 b able 2 go thru d most imposible openins in search of fud

am not sure. Shes a senior.
She wont be into those

Odunnu: Hausa, Hermienart and the rest, please tone down on the insults. I want my peace please.
Consider this the first and the second and the last warning. Please.

*snif.........*snif........*snif.....
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what is that smell?
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*snif.........*snif........*snif.....
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smells a bit like threat

Hermienart: Whaooo, u mean we are course mates? I was also admitted to study law!!! So we shouldnt quarell. Am xited to hear dat.

............................IN THE HIGH COURT...........
....IN THE LAGOS JUDICIAL DIVISION, IGBOSERE.....
...............................HOLDEN AT LAGOS....................
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between;
skybrolin>>>>>>>>plaintiff
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Hermianart>>>>>>>defendant
and;

...............................fellow nairalanders
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.........................OUT OF COURT SETTLEMENT............
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I hereby order an out of court settlement on d 2 parties.
No more argy-bargy, fiasco, disputes, mouth running, etc.
Any one of u who breaches dis will be penalised heavily.

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Be warned
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HAUSA O.O., Esq.
Chief Judge
Igbosere Judicial Division
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law aspirants, did i get d write up?

fo those not familiar with natgeo wild. This can be helpful
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THE SNAKE BY NAME BLACK MAMBA.
Black Mamba
Genus : Dendroaspis Species : polylepis. The Black Mamba is the most deadly snake in the
world. They grow 14 feet in length, and can travel at speeds of up to 12 mph.They have a head shaped like a coffin. The Black Mamba is not actually black in colour. They have a brownish-gray body with a light
belly and brownish scales along itsback. It gets its name from the color of the lining of its mouth, which is purple-black, and which itdisplays when threatened.
The Black Mamba lives in South Africa. They like
open, low habitats such as savannas, rocky places and open woodlands. They are active during the day. They often sleep in hollow trees, burrows, rock crevices, or empty termite mounds, and will come back to the same place every night.
The Black Mambas feed on small mammals and birds, like voles, rats, squirrels, mice, rats, or bushbabies.
Once a Mamba was found with a parrot in its stomach, another with a full grown Forest Cobra! It will strike a large animal and then release it. It then stalks their victim until it becomes paralyzed. With smaller animals it will strike and hold on until the animal becomes paralyzed. Its flexible jaws and scales makes it possible to eat the animal whole. Several weeks after a pair of mamba mate, the female
will find a good place to lay 6-17 eggs. The burrow must be damp but not wet, and warm, but not too hot. After she lays her eggs the female leaves. The young snakes are about 16-24 inches long when they hatch three months later. They reach maturity when they are 3-4 feet in length.
The Black Mambas are found in pairs or small groups.
They are very nervous, and head away fast when a human approaches. When the mamba feels threatened it will raise its front and head about 3-4 feet off the ground, open its mouth, spread a flat hood, and shake its head. When they attack they will make several quick strikes, and escape as fast as they can. They can strike from 4-6 feet away.
Beforeantivenins were developed, a black mamba
bite was 100% fatal.
They are invulnerable, because noanimal can actually kill them. Theirvenom can kill just about anything, so
they don't have much to worry about. The mambais
mainly threatened by habitat destruction.

yinka2392: hausa again?? where is hausa(the return), hope u both r not two different guys admitted by OAU....lol

hausa was given a red card by nairaland. hes now back to d first team.
Meanwhile hausa(d return) only merely came on as a makeshift replacement for hausa. Now he has returned to d bench

miss law: AGRIC EXTENSION ND RURAL DEVELOPMENT

oh..i tot it was law

fedeko: Jeroban YOUR UTME EXAMINATION STARTS FROM WHEN U OBTAIN D FORM AND START TO FILL IT.0AU OFFER IT AS SOCIOLOGY & ANTHROPOLOGY. SECONDLY OAU IS SILENT ON D JAMB COMBINATION UNDER SPECIAL CONSIDERATION (WAIVER) REMARKS COLUMN SO IN THAT CASE U GO WITH D JAMB UTME SUBJECTS WHICH SAYS 3 SOCIAL SCIENCE OR ARTS SUBJECTS.IF SHE IS AN ART STUDENT I ADVISE UR JAMB COMBINATION TOBE ENG,GOVT,CRS,LITERATURE.HOWEVER 0AU IS NOT SILENT ON UR O'LEVELS,YOU MUST HAVE CREDIT IN ENGLISH,MATHEMATICS.HISTORY OR ECONS OR GEOGRAPHY AT LEAST 2 SOCIAL SC SUBJECTS & 1 ART SUBJECT.SOCIAL SC SUBJECTS INCLUDE ECON,GOVT,GEOGRAPHY.ACCT THEN ART SUBJECTS INCLUDE CRS,LIT,YOR,HISTORY.

thank goodness someone else concurs with me. I tot as much 4 d utme subject

Olastep1: yea...i think u can then use ur outcomes to decipher what we're saying.... But then, what course did OAU dash/gave/share u?....lol. Dont mind my improperly use of english. *Sowie*

looks cold

...and theres nothing more important than writing these words and more importantly using them in your everiday english.

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do u folks really use these words in ur everiday communications?

Jerobans: That is my question. Should she put maths for sociology in her UTME?

dis is where d brochure comes in.
I usually follow d brochure, but unfortunately jambites nowadays dont

Austinobisnr: ya, i am sure of d@. I am an ex-predite, and u cant escape maths in d faculty of social science

now ure getting dis a bit wrong here. No doubt U cant escape maths but if i wanna study pol. Science, wil u tel me to put in maths for jamb? Saikoloji is a social science and i dint put in maths for it.
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notwithstanding maths will come later on but d question was....
...SHULD D LAD PUT IN MATHS FOR SOCIOLOGY?

odunsibk: OAU was yst ranked d best in Nigeria and 14th best in Africa. Great Ife.

really?? Wats ur source and link

Austinobisnr: economics, government/geography, maths and english

maths? Are u dat serious?

Jerobans: Please, can someone help....a cousin wants to sit for this utme and she is asking the utme subjects combination for SOCIOLOGY

english, govt, and any of literature, crk, (hausa,ibo,yoruba) or econs.
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i hope dis helps

kristana: i hope it means dy ar uploodn smtn 4 us

hope so too

Manjisamuel: For Gods sake pple, lets discuss d very issue of this thread, oau 2012/2013 academic session, ehn, pls ko, when we get to sch we can speak english well, for nw hw far with our e portal.

right now d oau site is now going tru. But d eportal is not even opening

the oau site still aint going....bisebidillahi
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the biggest problem right now is not bout d eportal opening, but its bout d fact that when d eportal finally opens for us, d site will still lock up 4 some days due to congestion.
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...and dat is not gud news @ all.

AM NOW BACK FROM EXILE.
Did u guys miss me?
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how well did my alter-ego perform while i was away? Hope he did well?

juniorstar: documents in my possession
1-jamb result
2- 30 passport photographs
3- 2 recommendation letter
4- local government identification letter
5-waec result
6-putme registration slip
7- putme result slip
8-admission lettter(original and duplicate)
9- teller 1 for acceptance fees (waiting for my slow institution)
10- teller 2 for other school charges( waiting for my slow institution)
11- teller 3 for accommodation ( waiting for my slow institution)
12- jamb registration slip if necessary
enough photocopies of the aforementioned documents
waiting for others to be listed by the school

wow. Men u are very ready oooo.
But pls ansa diz questions:
were u in by merit? If no, den how did u get d admission letter? What bout d recommendation letter? How did u get it?

Yhemit: Am really sad todai,my fada don spoil my travln...wat a mess

u wanted to go to ife?

yinka2392: HMM.... Pages rolling....... who could likely guess the no. of page this page will stand at the d-day of the e-portal update?..... correct predictions attracts a prize.

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miss law: oke -iya.....
bt i stay in lag

where in lag?

yinka2392: na wa o!!! if it takes this long, to update admission list,<<<I consider may be an update of 10,000 students. wel, lets just keep preparing, I believe OAU wants to bring up surprises. by the way, do we need cupboards in our hostels or has it been provided?

do u know u were not d only one thinking of dis? I've also been. Wow

miss law: yeah....dat shud b me

tot u was from ijebu

TOSIN ACCA: This thread is degenerating fast into something else(I guess you can read between the lines) I think it's about time we stopped all offensive, salacious(rarest of all posts), impolite,disrepecful and vituperative posts.
I am highly appalled at this unbecoming attitude amongst the GREAT STUDENTS OF OAU.
:->
PS: My proprietor gave us this as a reminder:
"EDUCATE A MAN WITHOUT MORALS AND YOU PRODUCE A DEVIL."
Love you all.

'yawn'

Nairalane: I have been repeating this severally: OAU eportal has been regularly irregular. That is part of the cross u ve to bear b4 becomin a student even though,unsuitable. Pls, pls, pls, just be calm. U will soon be tired of checking the eportal. But if u re tired of OAU, YABATECH is not far.

thats even too far. While passing by, i tot i saw d likes of osusatech, jebu, etc. Those ones are nearer

Yhemit: <The octopus> D eportal wil be updated on 21th feb 2013...gbam !!!
All iz well -x3...

is dis authentic? If yes, how come dey are giving less than a month for d preparation? Or will d registration continue after march 4th?

Oluwatobi09: Eportal no dey go again o.....oh Jesuuuus.

dis same statement has been reiterated time after time for like 5 months now, and still...

kristana: D questn was asked in 'who wants 2 b a millionairre?' its macedonia.[color=#770077][/color]

yea it is.