Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,143,328 members, 7,780,845 topics. Date: Friday, 29 March 2024 at 12:13 AM

Hcqmela's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Hcqmela's Profile / Hcqmela's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (of 5 pages)

Religion / Re: Pope Approves Blessings For Same-sex Couples by Hcqmela: 4:20pm On Dec 24, 2023
How can gay marriage still be strictly banned in the church and yet The Pope approves that priests blesses the same sex marriage.

Abi Gay marriage and same sex marriage no be the same thing for dictionary again?

Like how does that really works?

Hypocrisy at it's highest order

Na this one make Righteousness dey talk say Na soothing words Dem dey use to deceive person so and which is true.
Career / Re: How lucrative are IT courses? by Hcqmela: 5:55pm On Aug 05, 2022
ogaontop:
IT tech skills are goldmine not to be compared with these theoretical M.Sc we do here, and Data Science is one of the top 10 IT jobs out there.
Let him judiciously study it, build his portfolio in relation to real world problems, then jobs will come.
Make sure he knows his excel/spreadsheets, then proceed to Data Analytics, to Data Science!

Useful online learning sources:
Udacity, Udemy, Coursera, e.t.c
Later
Kaggle, Datakind, Drivendata
Pls I want to learn Microsoft package, How many does Microsoft have apart from Word,Excel,PowerPoint and Internet
Family / Re: I Refused My Husband From Sleeping With Me. See Why? by Hcqmela: 9:35pm On Jun 06, 2022
The approach the woman is using is not good at all.That means she is not even playful with her husband. The best way to go about it is to romance the man to make him bath with her volunteering that she will bath him herself. Even bathroom sex dey sweet well well. Make una dey try marry una friends make issues like this nor dey come up

1 Like 1 Share

Romance / Re: Another Girl Is Pregnant For Me by Hcqmela: 10:33am On May 19, 2022
seunsiju:
Still battling with one unwanted pregnancy ,expected to be a father soon, Read https://www.nairaland.com/6980702/over-girlfriend-pregnant
Another girl is pregnant for me and his parent insist on no abortion
Why i'm so fertile like this, Wheras i already had a year old boy, second pregnancy is now like 4 months, new one is now a month pregnancy
Three expected children in a space of three years is too much for me to handle, tho i'm financially bouyant, all thanks to crypto
Advise on what to do, i don't want any more child !!i hate using condoms
Pls no insult!!!
better dey force yourself to dey use the condom now as you nor like get the pikin now. I nor know wentin una hate for the condom self when good products like Durex fit make u enjoy maximum pleasure. Even #100 Kiss does a very good job so why u dey see the condom run? Na only woman u don marry u suppose enter nigga raw with.
Health / Re: I Have HIV I Am Finished. by Hcqmela: 11:45pm On Feb 08, 2022
Is HIV Test in a General Hospital free?

Does the test also reflect if it has transitioned to AIDS?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2023 Batch A Prospective Corp Members Thread by Hcqmela: 11:21pm On Feb 08, 2022
Pls for anyone who has encountered this kind of problem before

How long did it take for it to be rectified and what actions did you take that finally solved it.

Me I want to follow this set that is registering now

Does Batch A have a 2nd Stream?

NYSC / Re: NYSC 2023 Batch A Prospective Corp Members Thread by Hcqmela: 8:10pm On Feb 07, 2022
Will they ask for any document for the registration?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2023 Batch A Prospective Corp Members Thread by Hcqmela: 8:08pm On Feb 07, 2022
oxymoron:
Interested in sure direct posting or relocation??
Hit me up for a little fee. Refund policy available also.
(09026347675)
Are you on WhatsApp?
Car Talk / Re: Nigerian Man Transforms Toyota Venza To Rolls Royce Sweptail (photos) by Hcqmela: 11:24am On Jan 28, 2022
YungMike:



Hi Good morning.

I have lots of resellers that started with N1000.
Some #5000, some #10000.

And within 48hrs they have used up the fund
Ok dear
This is my WhatsApp contact 07038094824
Does it sell airtime too?
Car Talk / Re: Nigerian Man Transforms Toyota Venza To Rolls Royce Sweptail (photos) by Hcqmela: 9:34am On Jan 28, 2022
YungMike:
This is super impressive.

....stop wasting funds on expensive internet DATA PLANS.


Get affordable data plan for as low as 1gb for #255.
..as a reseller, you can make up to 3k daily selling this data.

Check my signature for contact.
How much can one use to start selling this data?
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Hcqmela: 7:58am On Jan 24, 2022
Spherical77:
not at all. You can change that

I can change it at the camp right?
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Hcqmela: 12:06pm On Jan 18, 2022
My gender on my jamb n school details is Male and I'm a female, Will it affect me during my Nysc registration?



Pls someone answer me
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt: Things To Know As Super Eagles, Pharaohs Clash Today by Hcqmela: 1:46pm On Jan 11, 2022
All these their ghetto journalism that can confuse person so

...Both teams [not][/unfamiliar] to themselves...

If it's NOT you want to use
Use the NOT na...

If it's UN- you want to use
Use the UN- too

You don't use two negatives at the same time in a single sentence

Abi una nor dey read una post before una dey create thread for Nairaland forum
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Hcqmela: 12:32am On Dec 03, 2021
When will Batch A 2022 start?
If there is a group that I can get update from pls add this number 07038094824
Family / Re: What's The Advantage Of A Court Wedding To Men? by Hcqmela: 3:57pm On Nov 04, 2021
The assets in question here are for the both of you and not yours alone(except in situations where the woman has done nothing to contribute to the finance and assets)

P.s men do so too.
NYSC / When Will The New Batch Of Prospective Corps Members Be Released? by Hcqmela: 9:09pm On Oct 19, 2021
Hello everyone,
I love to know when the new nysc batch will be released and the Alphabet and Stream of that batch.
Thanks in advance to anyone who can share vital information about my question
Politics / Re: See The Current Price Of Cooking Gas In Awka , Anambra by Hcqmela: 3:10am On Sep 26, 2021
It's 650/kg in Mosogar,Delta State.Plants might be selling around 600/kg
Health / Re: What Do You Do With The Placenta After Baby Delivery? by Hcqmela: 6:15pm On Sep 10, 2021
Eat it
It's very nutritional.

For it not to look do irritating,they turn it into capsule pills the mothers take
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Is Getting Married To A Lady He Met Through Me – Lady Cries Out by Hcqmela: 5:23pm On Sep 09, 2021
Bornsinner7:
Two things are involved;

1. The person rub yakamata for her kpekus
2. Dating doesn't guarantee marriage.. the boyfriend saw some qualities in the person that he hasn't seen in her..

They say you can turn a wife into a hoe but you can't turn a hoe into a wife
After you turn the wife to a hoe and the marriage goes haywire

Who will turn the hoe back to a wife again?

1 Like

Career / Re: What Profitable Skill Can I Learn Now Before The End Of The Year by Hcqmela: 10:29pm On Sep 04, 2021
otunbateejay:
Pls oo how can I reply to member comment here
click quote under ur comment. If you don't see it then u are a guest.

1 Like

Career / Re: What Profitable Skill Can I Learn Now Before The End Of The Year by Hcqmela: 10:26pm On Sep 04, 2021
Tomahawk99:

There are free courses on Amazon training and on udemy.
Drop your email address or whatsapp number i can link you to some.
softnessefenu@gmail.com

Pls I need the link so that I can access some copywriting courses

1 Like

Literature / Re: Who Remembers These Vintage Nigerian Comics - Terror Muda & Kaptain Afrika? by Hcqmela: 3:21pm On Aug 27, 2021
TheFacelessMan:
Hi all,

I would be VERY surprised if I saw someone who remembers these old Nigerian comics.

1. Kaptain Afrika &
2. Terror Muda, the fearless Okada rider.

Both ran in The Vanguard newspapers.

I have forgotten the name of the artist, but I can vividly recall that the cartoonist for Kaptain Afrika had a very nice neat handwriting and he was a far better illustrator than the latter, Terror Muda.

Terror Muda was however very gritty and had a lot of action within.

I wish these cartoons were available as omnibuses (collections)

I wonder if writing to The Vanguard Newspapers would help...

Does anyone recall these serialized cartoons / comics?
I do but I doubt Vanguard still runs them
Romance / Re: We Had Sex 2 Months Ago And She Is 3 Months Pregnant Now by Hcqmela: 1:52pm On Aug 09, 2021
DanielAlhassan:
how is that even possible

Calculate from the first day of her last Menstrual period. That's how to calculate the gestation age of a foetus(pregnancy)

That will accurately determine if you the father or not

1 Like

Romance / Re: We Had Sex 2 Months Ago And She Is 3 Months Pregnant Now by Hcqmela: 1:43pm On Aug 09, 2021
Gestation period is calculated from the first day of LMP(last Menstrual period)

If she was already on her ovulation period n she happens to meet you,then Oga u are responsible.

That is the foetus age is not determined by when u meet her instead it is from the first day her period started cos it's a cycle

If a man doesn't meet her during this cycle especially on the ovulation cycle when the chances of fertility is extremely high,then it drops down n turns to blood which is the period we all familiar with

But if a man meets her by then
Well,Congratulations sir

3 Likes

Literature / Re: My Long Letter To Susannanah- A Non-fictional Novel by Hcqmela: 2:41am On Aug 06, 2021
Prologue

Thursday, 7:05

August 5th,2021

Dear Diary,

It's been years I scribbled on you when I was young roughly when I was 11 to 12 years old or so there about.

It was Mummy and a friend of hers'(whose name I can't remember again)idea for me to write a diary due to my quiet and queer attitude towards her and other members of my family which was as a result of some of the ugly experiences I have had during my childhood

I could not keep up with the diary update as a result of procrastination and laziness.My mother's normal routine of beating further made me all together abandon the dairy entry when she read one vital information I wrote in the diary.

Despite all that, I had always longed to still write on you again but the flesh is weak.

A spur to write on you came up again in my 2nd year in school during an evening chat I had with 3 of my friends and bestie Susan whom I playfully call Shushan eventhough she doesn't likes it sometimes.

That Evening all of us were discussing what we all aim to be after we must have leave Delsu stress for Pere (Former Vc) and His Lecturers in our Department especially the likes of Mr Alex .O .that were not making it easy for us at all.

It was when others were saying their goals eg like Lery who wanted to be an Entrepreneur after she finishes school and Susu who was still optimistic about her Lawyer career even after Jamb and Delsu has both collaborated together not to make her achieve that goal twice before she had to accept Delsu's admission offer to Study English and Literary Studies in their institution at the 3rd trial

I told them that the course was my preference because I always wanted to be a renowned and prolific writer like the likes of Wole Soyinka, Chinua Achebe etc.

That was when I promised to write my first novel with her name titled My Long Letter To Susannanah but she was saying that is not her name so it's definitely not she I would be writing about in that novel.

it could be she might not really fancy the name especially if it's a name that was given to her by her parents(I totally understand this reason cos I have been there once )or she doesn't like it when people address her as Susannanah but whatever reason it might be,That's the name I will still use.

I had at one time planned to change the title of the novel but seriously, I tried all I could to change the title but yet that was the only title that could ring out of my head

The reason I could not change the name was because her name symbolizes all the upheavals,pain points, positivism, negativism, experiences be it good ,sour,rock,glorious, glamorous I have had in all 6 years of my stay in school.

So Shutting Her out of this novel is synonymic to hurting a very important stage of my life.A very vital stage of my life that has shaped me to the adult I'm now.

Dear Diary,the novel was supposed to cover solely all my experiences in school but my long enough remittance to procrastination will now have to make me now cover present day events

Ehen,Diary,I just looked at the calendar now as I was updating on you about Susu n my friends evening discussion in our room that i just remembered yesterday was my 2nd birthday being August 4th,2021.

It's been exactly 1 year now through one of Pastor Kenneth .E.Hagin's book titled The Present Day Ministry of Jesus Christ made me see Christ in a new way I have never seen or worshipped HIM before.

My only regret was that I forgot it was yesterday. It was when I looked at the date I was updating u now on calendar n my Samsung note app for any saved scribbles I have made in your Diary in the past that I saw a scribble I already made on that day that I intend uploading in the Diary.

I just wrote the heading 'How I Became A New Being On The 4th of August 2020' there with a blank body there.

I thought I scribbled something on it sha so that I will just copy it from my notes app and paste it here.

But Diary Sha,Thank God for smartphone ooo...The Whiteman that invented this machine in the 1800s,God will bless him for me wherever he is now cos I couldn't even imagine myself carrying biro and long landmark scribbling non-stop

All in the name of writing a novel or updating my diary. I'm just writing like this now with my phone typing on my Facebook wall not so fast cos I still have to dart my eyes around to check for spellings and sometimes even swipe far left bar to save(abeg I don forget wentin dem dey call am that time)the page I just typed and then enter Chrome to Google for words I'm not so sure about their spellings

So the Grammar police them that are solely reading this book for the purpose of pointing out all my grammatical errors and blunders to me .All I will say is thank you but as long you understand the message I'm trying to convey to you is enough for me

Leave the job to the prof-readers and editors to handle when it's time to publish the book.Just mind your business and enjoy the story cos even me self, na to gist una story I come here come do not to conforming to all your errors u keep pointing out to me as I'm writing this story

Cos if you push me too far,Na straight blocking ooo. Which is why I will encourage new visitors to my wall to scroll down n read my Introductory first upwards to the most recent update of the novel.

I'm eating dinner at the time 8:59.Eba and Egusi soup. I can't be typing n be eating at the same time before the eba go dry for my hand.

As I was typing the last paragraph now, I just remembered an event that happened with my teacher in secondary school.it was a funny one��� but na later I go gist una n Diary that one .

Make I nor overwhelm una with too much update today cos more is coming on its way.

Una Buy(bye)Garri(Guys)ooo...���
Literature / Re: My Long Letter To Susannanah- A Non-fictional Novel by Hcqmela: 3:59am On Aug 05, 2021
@silver1996 you invited to read this thread
Literature / Re: My Long Letter To Susannanah- A Non-fictional Novel by Hcqmela: 3:57am On Aug 05, 2021
@lalastical,@Dominique pls push my thread for a wider audience
Literature / Re: My Long Letter To Susannanah- A Non-fictional Novel by Hcqmela: 3:51am On Aug 05, 2021
Cc lalastical
Cc isielove
Pls push this thread forward for me
Literature / My Long Letter To Susannanah- A Non-fictional Novel by Hcqmela: 3:50am On Aug 05, 2021
Good Morning Guys

I would start giving daily updates on my novel from Today henceforth titled

My Long Letter To Susannanah

I may not know if the few audience I have here are people who engage themselves in reading novels

Especially for a non-fiction novel like mine if at all it captivates anyone's interest

But Atleast I don't want you to always look at my blank Facebook wall and feed your eyes alone with only the normal boring pictures of myself

I want to do something different and unique on my wall

So I have decided to feed your eyes here with a new kind of content that isn't just entertaining but educative too

As it not only gives you the didactic n entertaining values we normally derive from literary works but also values of enlightenment, financial value and entrepreneurship skill sets for new young aspiring business owners

So don't be surprised if in the course of the daily updates of this novel here on Facebook,

You are able to pitch your markets here and also close deals that have been a hurdle to close up since.

Since it's a Non-Fictional novel,I am willing to bare it all here as it is so that others can learn from my wins and set backs in life due to the decisions I made

The only little alterations I will effect during the narrative of this story are pseudonyms for some characters in the novel and hidden xrated n vulgar content especially if there a children audience here.

I believe Not so Many Literary Writers have been able to pitch their stories in the First Narrative Account especially in a live social media platform like Facebook

Where the possibilities of one having access to more privy information of yours than it already is now in the media we see today

I already weighed the pros and cons of writing on a wide media space as Facebook

And I have to say I'm ready for it all be it criticism whether destructive or constructive,

Having to regret later why I released such a high secretive information about myself or a particular individual.

They are too much to list here but I'm optimistic I will be able to handle them well even if I happen to come across new challenges I never thought of before.

Whereas,The reason I had to come out to write this non-fictional novel is because
1.My way of coming out of the hidden shell I have been hiding since

2.To Pitch a Different and Unique type of narrative from other literary writers you are familiar with in the writing/educative industry.

3.To end the procrastination that has been making this narrative a success majorly due to my fears I mentioned above if I gave it a wider exposure

4.To Raise and Digress contemporary issues other writers has discussed in time pass from a 3rd n 2nd narrative account but time around strictly in a First person narrative.

So if You Are by Now so used with the words You,They,She,He,We etc. It won't be so here cos you are definitely meet alot of I s in this narrative.

5.There Won't be any need of speculation or doubt that comes with 2nd and 3rd narrative account as this is a First Narrative Account, my own story to be precise here.

The Pidgin English adage that says "Na who wear shoe fit talk as the shoe pain am"

My Lovelies Thanks for reading this long epistle to the end as I drop my pen n flex my muscles for the novel proper

I have written small excerpts of the novel before,

So I will drop them here alongside a summary of what the novel entails about so that you atleast have an insight of some of themes n motifs embedded in the novel before I start writing proper

Thanks Alot

Yours Sincerely

Pamela Wealthy
Aka Mother-Eagle
Career / Re: Have You Ever Considered Learning Truck Driving? by Hcqmela: 10:00pm On Jul 30, 2021
boykas:
start with mistubishi canter. 6 tyres

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (of 5 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 57
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.