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nzeobi:Toh. Not surprised in the least. In the mean streets, everyone has to play by the simple rules of the game - fair and square. Sure sometimes some fuckers try to get smart and are lucky to get away with it, but most times fuckers get wacked. All over the world it's the same. It didn't start today. Rip to the ripper. |
The ladies are only there to make up the numbers, or to provide comic relief at best. |
Evolutionlove:Care to share the full insight on how most people become 'successful' in Nigeria? I'm sure we all have a lot to learn. |
Obi's money is scary to be honest. I don't know how and where the thing is flowing from in order to afford this ridiculously lavish, always travelling, always flexing, always looking for what to splurge on lifestyle This one no normal. |
Abokki herdsman don discover social media. |
And so? After all, so many unindicted drug pushers (past or present) and fraudsters are ruling Nigeria at various levels. Some are sick party leaders recuperating in London, others are Supreme Court imposed governors, while others are in the National Assembly , entrepreneurs, and 'industrialists'. Only non-initiates would be surprised by this. Say yansh dey smell no be news. |
Ishilove:Don't go thinking that it's any girl that comes out for runs that gets N100k per night. That narrative is only meant to deceive gullible noobs and trick them into the business. Same way a cult lures new entrants with promises of this and that. Na only when you enter you go hear weeen. There's little difference between runs, yahoo, etc. All na Street. It takes a lot of packaging and strategizing no doubt, but most of all luck. You can have the biggest ass or boobs or finest face and na only bad luck oshofree bastards you go dey jam. Some go Bleep you for free (after promising to give you N200k) and then steal your phone on top without dropping shishi. But some basic girls can just waka crayfish waka and jam money miss road catching feelings idiot who will dash them N1m after one or two nights. It's not jazz, forget. It's just human dynamics and time and chance. It's a crazy world out there in the street. Manage your expectations, embrace the weather however it comes, and use your brain 24/7 is all there is to it. Anything you see, you take. |
Truthsoldier:All these 'good boys' sef. Every woman is a strange woman - in fact everybody in this world is a strange person until you meet them. Your mother or sister was once a strange woman to whatever husband or boyfriend they now have. Doesn't matter whether you wrote poem and sang rhythm and blues for years professing foolish love before fucking her, or whether you bleeped her within minutes of first seeing her. |
bitbillionaire:A man who has never bleeped before has no business getting married. You think this is a joke? I don't understand the kind of bloody simps and idiotic males parading around these days. Na them na make women grow wings. |
longetivity:'Responsible' men are often mugus. |
Stupid story from an amateur scriptwriter. If konji catch you as a teenager, she you no fit tiff money go ashewo hotel? So it must be a mad woman? Na so. |
The se smelly fools high on cow urine are playing silly mind games. Bleep them. |
Yankee101:I hope you're not referring to a PDP that would field characters like Atiku, Tambuwal, or any other abokki? |
MrSamsung:Realpolitik. That's the name of the game. That's why there's mutual respect between the likes of US, Russia, and China - despite their vastly different worldviews. Fear brings genuine respect. |
God help us. |
Dikembe Mutombo. Legend that year. Chai. |
These girls would never learn. Leave these small small desperate yahoo boys, you will not hear. These boys have destroyed many young girls - exposed them to unrealistic and unreasonable materialistic standards, introduced them to illicit drugs, and bastardized all their penetrable bodily orifices. Not to talk of harvesting their body organs for rituals like in the present case. I just tire for these small girls wey we dey manage before. |
Oloshi talk say he hate public funds. I don laugh die. |
NakwansaPolice:I was thinking this way before. But reasoning it carefully, you will see that the kind of characters from the South East that will get the position if the North decides to give it to them,, would be very useless idiots like Hope Uzodinjo, the Ebonyi monkey - umawhatever and such. They would fearfully serve the North, even with presidential power, and we so-called South Easterners would gain nothing. I prefer Osibanjo or even Tinubu himself, to be president than the Imo maggots (whether Uzodinjo or Rochas) or the Ebonyi Uma-monkey. That's for sure. If they will give it to a man like Peter Obi, then now you're talking. But they would not. So I'm not interested in an Igbo Presidency of servile, North-worshipping, personal ambition blinded idiots like Hope or Umahi. |
WaffenSS:Lol. Funny. PwC is a global firm, like the rest of the Big 4, that earns billions of dollars annually. They didn't become big on the strength of their Nigerian operation. Their Nigerian 'brand' is run by Nigerians, so you shouldn't be too surprised. Corruption and incompetence are integral to anything run by Nigerians. |
It takes amoral realism to appreciate the value of this argument. Only an idiot would say that crime is crime. If crime is crime, then all crimes would carry same punishment. There is such a thing known as lesser evil. If it takes a lesser evil to stamp out the bigger evil, then that lesser evil must be condoned to the extent of its usefulness at that particular point in time. Pragmatism should even be elevated to state policy. No time for impractical moralistic ideals that serve to purpose and solve no problems. |
Beautiful. We know Nigeria is a lawless country, but at least the only way to make things better is to test the law.... Or the level of lawlessness of the law. EFCC is not different from the police, DSS, Army, or any of the useless agencies of the Federal Government. They are used to abusing the law and ridiculing anyone they deem fit, without repercussion. So I am happy Mompha is testing the law. He has the money to push this case to the Supreme Court, and Insha Allah, the judiciary would solve this useless EFCC problem once and for all. Same applies to their newfound habit of bursting hotels to indiscriminately arrest people. Hotel owners need to sue their asses up to the Supreme Court to stop this nonsense. Fulani bastards who are nonentities should not be allowed to abuse government power. |
Na today? Most Nigerian hospitals are useless. They exist only to extort and exploit and make money, just like police stations. Like Nigerian policemen, like Nigerian doctors. Believe it or not. I don't wish hospitalisation in Nigeria on my worst enemy. |
Tedpgrass:That's the thing. These dinosaurs we have managing our affairs don't have the capacity to keep abreast of current realities of the digital age. The abokifx thing is an Internet business which can easily be run from any part of the world. Anyone else can open another website with any random name and provide the same service. As long as there's a need for that service there will be someone to meet that need...be it abokifx or afonjafx reloaded. |
socialmediaman:You know what's up. |
This guy sha. You need to watch this video till the end to understand how demonically brilliant he is. God save the gullible masses. |
Fools who never learn from history. Retarded bastards... From the miserable Nnamdi Kanu down to the many unfortunate Okada riders, Keke drivers, unemployed touts and other urchins he has successfully ensnared with his scam. So essentially, he is a low budget Adolf Hitler, abi Mobutu Sese Seko, or Papa Doc of Haiti? Lol. Visions of a gutter Biafra characterised by a totalitarian regime. I laugh.. That's not the plan. Any Igbo leader who intervenes on behalf of Kanu is a bastard. That scammer should be left to die in Buhari's detention if possible. He is Igbo land's greatest enemy. The real 'Biafra' should be the most democratic, most republican, and most progressive place in Africa. Not one where one opportunistic fool is assumed to be an unquestionable 'supreme leader'. |
MyExpression:Comparing this corrupt, incompetent abokki idiot with THE Dora is an unforgivable insult. |
As politics no pay again, fine boy done turn influencer. Yeye people. We need real change agents, not poseurs, schemers, opportunists and personal accomplishment minded 'ambitionists'. Unfortunately, I'm asking for too much. |
Nigeria's employment space is a huge joke. It is rigged to fail. The contempt for merit, and ridiculously high rate of nepotism and corruption in employment, both in the public and private sectors is the major cause of a lot of the imbalance and disfunction in the Labour market. The 'it is not by 2.1" or it is not by who sabi book culture is causing more damage than imaginable. It is a systemic problem that has no immediate solution. Masses of graduates are unemployable because they learnt that it is not by studying hard and excelling in their academics that they would get a decent life. It is by being 'sharp'; by who you know, by the useless cult you're a member of; by bla bla bla. Anything else other than reading your books and expanding your brain to be productive. So each year, millions of damaged goods are released into the labour market. The people called Nigerians, as a group, as an entity, are dysfunctional. Things would only get worse. Only evolution might help. And it takes time. Generations. |
He was acting a script all along. If you think this man is broke, then you know nothing. Billions siddon. The more you look the less you see. |
Goodluck Jonathan's second biggest mistake was trusting this glib idiot enough to draw him close.... Close enough to even appoint him the GEJ campaign spokesman. Spits. |
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