₦airaland Forum

Thiwalade:
I'm certainly number 6 but not in anyway a fool.... if she tries it just one more time! OVER

She has certainly been BOLD enough to try that many more times...just that you've not found out and probably never will. What does that make you?

naijaking1:
Good job.
Unfortunately Buhari ba turenchi and his supporters like this poster also ba turenchi!
Let's try and make it simpler for them:

1. Staying more than 6 months without naming ministers is bad for the economy
2. Travelling to foreign countries to degrade your own country and calling them thieves and criminals chases investors, tourists, and people with money away from your country.
3. Chasing only political opponents in the name of fighting corruption is a recipe for economic disaster
4. Chasing Igbo people who control the economy is this country at the ground level is the nail Buhari has used to seal his own coffin, not that Igbos act in unison to fight back, but it's just simple reaction.
5. Military tendencies and abuse of DSS and EFCC powerss are not helping too.
6. Don't forget Buhari's open bias towards his religion, tribe, and sect. If you don't belong, then you have no reason to fully invest in this country.
7. Mediocre appointments all over the place, from the customs, to the ministers, , to the directors, his appointees don't know what they are doing, because they are not qualified in the first place
8. Mixing islamic radicalism, market economy, and politics never work anywhere in the World
9. Travelling overseas every time. He has traveled in 1 year more than what GEJ traveled in 6 years
10. Buhari by virtue of his lack of education is not qualified to led a modern, emerging, and complex country like Nigeria

11. Introducing a 'gra gra' scare mongering brand of so-called anti-corruption war, rather than using a tailored and sensible style. This new regime of 'fear of persecution' (or over regulation, to pit it nicely) is the biggest reason for the recession.. It has destroyed the financial system. Many people with stupendous cash and extra-legal income streams (in forex and Naira) have hidden their money and/or refused to channel it into the mainstrwam financial system via deposits and projects.

12. Persecuting the Niger Delta overlords (Tompolo et al) when he assumed office and withholding the monthly stipends of the represent militants.

13. Implementing the TSA with a fanatical and idiotic haste.

14. Discontinuing the fertiliser subsidy programme and the other agricultural policies of the GEJ administration.

princesskimberl:
So not fair, . While d opposite sex cheats continuously.

And is it fair that the "opposite sex" is expected to pay the bride price, spend exclusively during flings/dating/marriage and is under pressure to have money to prove that he is the "man"? Is it fair that it is normal for a man to marry a poorer or even jobless girl, while a girl always looks up and scorns a guy she is more financially comfortable than?

You Nigerian girls can be annoying. You have not bothered to realise that this gender equality nonsense you hold on to originated and is entrenched in Western societies (oyinbos), where most women do not look at a man's financial status before FUCKING, dating or marrying him.

You Nigerian females don't want to emulate oyinbo women, but you want to enjoy their privileges. It is ridiculous.

You should either want gender equality or you don't. You can't choose and pick parts of each that favour you.

progress69:
I don't deal with dull people. Why not check the value of Naira to a dollar when her came in and what he was when he left. Also teell me the value of dollars world wide then. Then tell me the minimum wage and what exactly OBJ did in terms of infrastructure. I don't have time for childish senseless rants from kids who don't even belong to this section.

Get lost, you oaf. You know nothing, and would die with your foolish jaundice. Blaming oil price alone for the clearly policy-inflicted mess that your master Buhari and his Fulani gang have put us in shows that you're a hopeless nonentity.

Get lost.

Histrings08:
I can't say Buh what I know is this, if we had voted for Gej instead of baba buhari, we'll be like buhari can do better... Buh there u av it

This is the most realistic comment here. No doubt.

As the saying goes, who no go, no know. We always think the grass is greener on the other side. Until we cross over to the other side and have the chance to compare.

Knowing what we now know, and knowing for sure how the personality and POLICY CHOICES of the president can make a massive difference, assuming we could all have the benefit of hindsight, only Afonja bastards would still think that things would have been this bad if GEJ was still in charge.

Idiots.

doubleportion:
Maybe you may need to get your fact right,Okonjo Iweala had been borrowing to pay salary before handing over, so recession was handed over to this administration.

And I should automatically believe you because your name is 'double portion'? Double portion of stupidity or what? What is your source, or was it your pepper soup seller that told you that NOI borrowed money to pay salaries?

These idiots from the only part of the country are particularly annoying.

progress69:
Clownish question.

The value of Naira is determined mainly by the price of crude.

Jonathan rode on oil tide for 3 years, with nothing to show for it, even in the reserves.

We started feeling the heat of the dropping oil prices which forced Jonathan to devalue Naira to N197 to a dollar, which was trading at N232 to in the parallel market. Bare in mind that oil prices was still as high as $70-75/barrel and Nigeria was producing oil at full capacity. 2.2 million barrels/day.

What do u expect when oil price dipped to low as $28/barrel with little reserves to defend the Naira as was done by Sanusi.

What do u expect, when militants blow up pipelines and reduce our production level to as lownas 1600 million barrels pwr day ( interestingly those that wail the much are always very happy when a bpmb goes off on crude pipe)

Bare in mind that Sanusi used about 50% of the reserves then to defend the economy and Naira, yet Naira lost over 20% of its value. Luckily for Nigeria, or let me say unfortunately for Nigeria, Oil price picked again in a short time.

Why I said unfortunately is because, if oil didn't pick up so fast then, our leaders would have been serious about DIVERSIFICATION!

Foolish opinion, liked by foolish people. How much was crude oil per barrel under OBJ (peak price) and how much was the Dollar to Naira exchange rate under OBJ (peak price)?

Reflect on that, and compare your reflections to your foolish post, and then decide for yourself that you're a foolish individual.

dingbang:
e just dey over hype the prices.... The prices of goods shouldn't be d sole basis for the protest, even if I were an illiterate, I still wouldn't partake.



The same youths who are clamouring for the protest where the same youths who went to welcome Ibori in a grand style and will still be the same youths who will welcome buhari at the airport. So tuface should spare me the energy

I can't believe how foolish and insensitive some of you animals are. Prices were stable throughout GEJ's five years in office. But under Buhari's less than 2 year administration, prices of EVERYTHING have doubled and tripled, even though people's incomes have stagnated or even reduced, yet you open your bastard mouth to say what?

Are the Nigerians on Facebook, Twitter, or instagram more "Nigerian" than the Nigerians on Nairaland? Why are their opinions more newsworthy?

Mosebolatan26:
Rubbish.. If u don't want to b cheated on then don't cheat... D one u did when single is enough

So your cheating is contingent on a man's cheating? Or two wrongs make a right? Listen to yourself... If you're a slut, you would cheat, whether your man cheats or not. That's the point here.

You can't cut your nose to spite your face.

Meanwhile, why are all the deluded girls here saying rubbish and talking about "as long as men don't cheat too" bla bla. It seems this gender equality nonsense has got some of you highly detached from reality. If your husband cheats, oya go ahead and do the same now...to prove that you're equal. And don't bother to hide it. Then let's see what happens. Mumus.

mrvitalis:
Ayim is to smart for our political class... That's y he made trillions during Jonathan.. Yes i said trillions... We need men like this but those who will use their intelligence for the betterment of Nigeria

Trillions? More than Diezani or even more than Bala? How?

Ha. The ogidigbogbogbogbogbogboooo of Africa and the world at large. Lol.

SEOManiac:
saw this coming...

I wonder why people hate trump, he already said 'America First' during his campaign, although people didn't think it would be this extreme.

yesterday after the attack in france was averted, his reaction was priceless... check it oout here

http://lindaikeji.website/get-smart-u-s-donald-trump-reacts-to-islamic-terrorist-attack-in-paris/

even telling americans to use their brains

You're a bloody criminal and a big thief worse than Seun Egbegbe. Why are you impersonating Linda Ikeji and cloning her website?

Stupid deluded girls. Stop wasting time on guys in general and go and date a cucumber.

This guy is damaged beyond repair.

Well maybe not beyond repair because I'm not God and can't pass final judgment on a human being, but then... May God deliver him from the demons trailing his life.

That's why too much anger is not good. It makes you act irrationally and ultimately puts you in more trouble than whatever it was that made you angry in the first place.

Now, Mr Wole would surely spend more than what the aboki supposedly stole from him before he can wriggle himself out of this case. Not to mention the incalculable damage done to his personal and professional integrity/image...by this avoidable media exposure.

Babzilla:
Even as a landlord you will find it difficult piving with neighbours in Naija
Nigerians still havent eveolved to care about how their actions affect other people.

Some days ago, my lousy neighbour (fellow tenant o) brought home a ram (don't know what he wants to use it for). Rather than tie it in front of his space, he let the ram roam free around the compound. At first I didn't notice because I came home very late the first two days and observed animal sh1t all around my doorstep and around my space; was puzzled but thought I was hallucinating.

It was on the third day when I stayed home much longer that I saw the ram parading all over the compound and even right in front of my door with that arrogant gait of 'na my papa get house'. Can you imagine? Had to restrain myself and 'politely' told one loafer staying with him to kindly tie the ram at their space so it doesn't litter my own space. But must I tell you this before you know what you're supposed to do, as a reasonable human being? Kai. I just tire.

madridguy:
Moral of the story:

Always avoid fight. May God Almighty no let us see problem.

Seriously. Used to have short temper issues, but I've since realised that it is extremely dangerous. You fight and 'win' the other person, trouble. The other person wins you, trouble. You don't know who is on the verge of death, and your yeye anger leads you to 'touch' the person and he dies in your hands. His life is finished, and so is yours. It's a lose lose situation.

The best thing is to simply ignore these petty provocations and in a few minutes it's all forgotten. Overlooking things and walking away doesn't make you look weak or stupid.

AntiWailer:
With a good lawyer, the couples will go free.

Our Law is messed up.

What exactly is your point?

Omoakinsuyi:
He died after the case has been settled.why hold the couple responsible for his death?

You be mumu of the highest order.

airmark:
How? Kubwa and asokoro are parallel.

Lol, well. I exempted satellite towns sha. Though I agree with your examples.

laudate:
Which women boku for Ikoyi? Are you talking about the unserious, aje-butter twenty-something year olds with their unrealistic minds stuck in the clouds, who think the world owes them a living, because of their father's influence & money? Or the hustling, hard-edged, hustling b'itchy senior girls in their 30s & 40s with fake, pretentious airs that believe in "no romance, without finance?" Which babes exactly are you talking about??

Lol. Fantastic characterisations. There's no better and more succinct way to put it than this. Same kinds of hard choices you'll also find in Abj 'core town'.

That's why I like Abuja.... Where the concept of 'one town' holds sway. There's not much of a hassle going to and fro between, say, Garki, Maitama and Wuse 2 - or anywhere between Utako, Jabi, Wuye, Jahi, and the other 'new town' in-between's. No where far for Abuja.

Unless you're talking about the so-called satellite towns, that's a different matter.

But Nigerians too like fakery and fuckery sha. Too much pretentiousness and pseudo class distinctions.

Poorly written attempt at favour currying by a hungry lickspittle!

Anambra is not Imo, and there is zero tolerance in that state for the demonic APC and its many unpalatable semblances. Andy Uba would certainly regret this desperate misadventure.

knightsTempler:
It's either this guy believe in his juju that may have worked for him in the past or there's a serious spell cast on him. Either of the way, he is fûcked big time. What none sense!!!

It's as simple as that. What a pity.

God forbid.

And this is the kind of idiot that would be gleefully 'jobbing' unarmed civilians and flexing his muscles among ordinary people in random peaceful city centres... Shouting 'bloody civilians" All over the place. These fools are mostly cowards, and the disgust I have for them can't be quantified.

Gofwane:
Ahua!
Don't mind the useless chickens. A 'nobody' that cannot even breath loudly where i'm standing is busy running their mouth here.

To all of you saying soldiers only flex muscles when it comes to civilians, don't blame us. We are orderly and respectful gentlemen and ladies of which you bloody civilians are not. Infact, all this ileya rams are well co ordinated and organised than you. The fact that you are mere civilians is the more reason why you should be taught lessons. useless chickens

Which means that your mother, father sisters, and entire 'bloody civilian' family members are also useless chickens, right? Just look at how brainless you sound. It is so sad that Nigeria's defective system allows incompetent and unqualified pigs like you to be employed by the military through the back door.

Continue in your folly. You'll get what's coming to you. I assure you.

desquad:
if I'm on duty and you don't obey my simple instructions. I'll deal with you and you can report to who ever you like

"Simple instruction" to kneel down and beg you, or to do frog jump? You must be a senseless bastard, and you're clearly not fit to be a member of the Armed Forces in any country. Look at this big headed arrogant buffoon. Who empowered you to issue illegal and self-aggrandizing orders?

All of you barely educated NCO rats are truly disgusting. You don't know jack about your guiding terms of reference and rules of engagement. Try your nonsense with the wrong "bloody civilian" and you would see what would happen to you. After you lose your uniform and get dishonorably discharged, if you manage to escape imprisonment, I'm sure your next move would be to join an armed robbery or kidnapping gang. That's how low and worthless most of you NCO pigs are.

Nigeria has degenerated. For those of you who think this is all child's play to gloss over, please wake up and smell the coffee.

We now have a social menace on our hands (kidnapping) that is far worse and pervasive than Boko Haram. It can happen to anyone, anywhere, and at any time.

We must all rise and demand that the government takes drastic action to address this emergent menace. It is an emergency.

Here we go again. Where are those resident Nairaland soldiers to come and defend their useless colleague as usual?

My level of disgust for the Nigerian Armed Forces in general is so intense that I can barely type anything else.

Agbaletu:
We have to be security conscious now in Abuja. I know Engr. Oribuyaku and we are all worried about this matter. The kidnappers were in Police uniform and they disguised as if they wanted to arrest them.

To all, please be careful of anyone in police or army uniform.
Kidnappers in Police and Army uniform have taken over Abuja now.
Shout for help whenever these men try to arrest you so that your neighbours or passer-by can come to your rescue.

This is very sad. How did Nigeria degenerate to this level within just two years? Our Abuja used to be a safe haven of sorts, famed for its easy night life and relatively low crime rate. What exactly is going on? How did we get here?

Too sad.

Aufbauh:
Sharp smart guy!....Money indeed answereth all things.
A 43 year old sister in-law of a sitting governor in an oil rich state with an ex-hubby and a 16 year old daughter getting married to a 29 year old guy probably unemployed with fainted hope or chance of breakthrough is a win win situation.

This is just beautiful. I can't put it any better.

You sabi book well well, and very witty for that matter.