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I sometimes marvel at people's desperate quest to hang on to life at all costs, as if life is an end in itself...

Maybe I'm ignorant, but if life deals me such a nasty and ignominious hand (God forbid), then harakiri is certainly a more noble recourse than such extremely pathetic, inglorious 'see-finish-ness'.

Death before dishonour.

Looks like the exemplary daughter/female student. A far cry from the waka waka runs type.

May God bring her back safely. I've been assailed with too many bad stories recently.

It's not really about the money. Believe it or not, penile erection is a very complicated process, and 90% of it has to do with the MIND.

Even the size of flaccid dicks often shrink significantly during times of distress, anxiety, or psychological stress, that's why most guys stripped naked in public due to theft or any other transgression often seem 'small'. That's not the 'whole' truth, that's for sure.

Prisoners of war who are at the mercy of hostile/murderous captors would NOT get an erection by looking at the naked beautiful women EVEN IF THEIR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. Forget about the money.

Bluezy13:
So people still dey do this thing??




I no fit date girl for one week iffa no see am.
We don pass that stage na

I tire o. This shit is so old school.

Na me do am pass those distant old days of yahoo chat rooms , nimbuzz, and co.. 8 out of 10 times the girls were a disappointment when you finally get to meet them.... From the too short, to too fat, to too stout-like black, to too ridiculously busty (breasts hanging close to her knees!), to K-legged-ness to limping beauty, to borderline insane/mental issues, to 'quarter past five' eyes... Whoosh! Despite all their Beyoncé formings online. Oh boy, it was a crazy era.

However, one mistake I never made then (and which the young OP must not make now) is to visit the faceless girl in her location. You must always be the boss. It must always be your way or the highway. If she no gree, then cut her off immediately. No questions asked.

Pick the spot where you want to meet (never your house). Pick a convenient place with space for manoeuvring and with reduced chances of too much shame. If she's coming from out of town and might have to spend the night on your first meeting (I had a few of those), pick a nondescript hotel not too close to your area. This would help you avoid too much embarrassment or shame if she's an epic fail.

2shur:
baba as boiz go say.
Na God.
jus think of wha can get you money.
nobody taught me,just think of what you are good at doing.and focus on it. it may be good or bad..jus be good..talk 2 God..know your destiny and your direction in life..I'm nobody..buh at least i know i got tk make it in life..i want my wife.kids and family to sleep in comfort.

Why you come here dey make mouth if you no wan tell boys wetin dey? At least give some rough clues wey sharp boys fit 'kana'.

Na computer your money dey comot from? Na 'that' way or normal way? You go drop hints na.

Africa things dey always tire person. We can't get it right for once. Everything must get coma.

Na wa.

2shur:
baba be wise
dont fall r scams here.
if u r into yahoo
or 419
and u got the money by accident or ilegal.
think wise.
u got 3 mil and u cant think of what to keep the money doubling..then therez a problem.
u need steady income
go into blogging
online betting
or start selling uk clean gadgets
open a mini gadget store.
rent a duplex and turn it into a mini cinema.
that can take in abt 20ppl.
open an indoor bar.
allow sk smokers and ciga smokers to feel free.
no thugs
no beggars
adequate security.
sell your stuffs at normal price.
a/c 24/7 indoor
bring in strippers and clean strippers
and watch you smile everyday.
but u gas do ogunmeh for protection

Lolz. This guy sef. You dey remind me of one nigga for Shitta for S'Lere.

EMMAACHILE:
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fkdmods:
You smell ungratefulness because your thought process is not functioning properly. Let me ask you a question? Is it his job to punish criminals?

Mr. Prim and Proper, wait until a man barges into your home to forcefully rape your wife in your presence. If you manage to apprehend him, simply report him to the police. Anything else would mean taking the law into your own hands, and it is NOT your job to punish the intruder/rapist.

Some of you reason as if you consult textbooks to live your day to day lives.

CHARLESTON007:
sister are you a mind reader? Cus you jst spoke my mind... Exact same thing happened to me @bolden only difference is that i chopped more slaps than the cost of the phones

Narrate your experience in detail, maybe we can all learn a thing or two.

Too little, too late. If the previous management had followed this direction instead of the ill-advised and ultimately ill-fated decision to adopt Windows Phone OS, perhaps Nokia would have retained its market leadership and would have avoided being displaced by Samsung.

Then again, it's never too late to do the right thing.

blues20:
Seems you don't get the overall scope of the write-up. It is not about Jonathan and the Jonathanians, its about the system. The system is corrupt. One sitting senator, is gulping more than an average employed Nigerian youth may ever get in a life time.
Did you not see the salient points he raised? Have you questioned the rational behind ex-governors serving as senators today... with double pensions and benefits for themselves alone? I can go on and on.

The write up does not have any "overall scope". It is just a disjointed collection of disparate half truths and untruths.

However, it's central hypothesis that I reacted to is quoted below. That's exactly what I want you to focus on too...

I have been following closely the activities of this government and whenever I have the opportunity, I try to find out the opinions of people as regards the performance of this government.

I just realized that the hardship faced by many Nigerians is simply as a result of the fact that almost everyone of us benefited from the cycle of corruption.

Thisis2raw:
everything you just wrote here is gibberish. Pure rubbish.

So when work hard and gets his money and want to get what he hunger for is living a FAKE LIFE

CC:
lollypeezle

Don't mind the fool and the bigger fools who liked that senseless comment.

The main reason why Nigerians are suffering now is the unprecedented inflation and spike in the prices of essential commodities and general goods and services. Why didn't he explain what caused this spike in the cost of living (Buhari's idiotic economic policies)? That's the real issue!

If, as the bagger suggested, 'corruption money' was overflowing during the previous administration and that Buhari's so-called war on kwarapshun has caused a drying up of awoof money in the system, how come the price of EVERYTHING has increased in unprecedented fashion? How come the price of everything (cost of living) was STABLE and even reduced in some cases throughout Jonathan's wonderful 5 years in government (2010-2015)? How can prices be stable when corruption money overflowed in the system and then increase significantly when war on kwarapshun reduces illicit flow of money and availability of liquid cash in the system? Conventional economic wisdom indicates that prices increase when there is too much money in the system chasing relatively fewer goods. Why is the opposite the case in Buhari's flawed regime?

Emzyme:
I was loyal till I found out she cheated on me..,,we made up nd now she's learning from me!!!

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You should NEVER make up with a cheating woman....Where is your pride and self-respect, young man?

The ONLY exception to this sacrosanct rule is if you make a lot of money from/through her (e.g she is rich or has money spinning connections) , in which case you are free to see her as merely a source of livelihood and turn a blind eye to her transgressions until you have made enough from her and decide to end the business alliance!

The banality of evil.

Let's say he earns approximately £100,000 per week after taxes. If you contextualise it in Naira terms, that means he earns roughly N7 million daily. This is a spine-chilling realisation.

We need to do something. Otherwise we would be mere spectators in this life while a few others like Mikel live the life. Imagine that life.

This Friday sermon wouldn't make much sense to them for as long as brainless 'Miss Nnewi' species of 'beauty queens' keep getting rewarded with brand new cars and millions of Naira prizes, whereas the best graduating (female) students are rewarded with a low-spec laptop and N10, 000.

Toofan007:
Is he as successful as Kanu trophy-wise? Doubt it

Minus the Olympics gold medal, yes he is.

That must be Lagos Country Club swimming pool bar that year (between 2004 - 2005).

coolviv:
I honestly hope you realise that you are talking bunkum...

I don't waste my time on goodie-two shoes, couch potato retards who don't know jack. Those who get my point, get it

prettyboi1989:
be the lady a man wants, not a lady that wants a man, buhhh

End of discussion. Too many Nigerian females have been made useless by their horrible sense of entitlement. Idiots like Toke Makinwa and her foolish book reinforce such.

"I want xyz man, or I deserve xyz kind of man because I am a woman and I have a pussy". WTF? What are you bringing to the table and why should any man be happy to have you? You have boobs and ass and you're "hot", and so? Countless hustling girls out there have that too, so what's special about you? Your beauty and booty are irrelevant cos millions of regular bleeps have those, so what exactly would make me commit to YOU or marry YOU at all costs? It's not about affirming your so-called "self worth" with stupid share and post memes like many hoes do on instagram and elsewhere. What's your true worth and value to any man? Spell it out!

They start by feeling on top of the world because of their so-called beauty or booty, but when they see that age is catching up, and newer and fresher beauties and booties are in higher demand than them, they resort to the sort of nonsense we are seeing here.

These yeye girls never see anything.

Senility has set in.

Meanwhile, who can avail us of an online version of the Awujale's book - especially the part involving Mike? I'm very interested in that.

The most important take away here, for me, is the suggestion that IBB considers Mike to be the "most appreciative" of all the (VERY MANY) people he 'helped' while in government.

To much spare cash brings out the mumu in many men.

Linqsz:
Okay, this is to stop more death due to overdose.

Tramadol

Take 1 tablet of the 200 milligram or break it into two(2) and drink it. This will keep you going for more than an hour.

Thank you.

Why would you want to go for more than one hour with a random girl that you're directly or indirectly paying for her services? ? ? Is the whole point not YOUR OWN enjoyment and satisfaction?

Walahi, I don't understand many men. Even if it lasts only 2 minutes, as long as you have tapped her soft ass and boobs, penetrated deep, and cum bountifully, it should be worth it for you na. That's an extra feather to your cap. Nobody counts how many minutes they lasted when counting scores.

What are you impressing her for by pumping for hours like a programmed robot, is she paying you for your services or vice versa? Haba.

kingphilip:
whatever way you look at it it's his fault

What happened with fidelity?? What happened with getting the satisfaction from your wife??

Let's even say he's infidelity is going on for a very long time, how have he been satisfying other women??

To hell with cheaters... That's where de belong

You must be a very naive boy/man.

How many normal Nigerian men would ignore everything outside and stick to only their wives?

In any case, the more faithful a man is, the more likely it is that his wife would be unfaithful. I've noticed this countless times, if you like, you can doubt it. The mumu 'good' guys often have straying wives, while the straying men often have homely, long-suffering wives. It's either one or the other. Nature abhors a vacuum.

Duru009:
U are not a wife material.. ....
Go and do self reflection... ..

It's as simple as that. Thread closed.

beautiful232:
move on babe,shit happens

he will soon come back crying like a baby
like one is doing now.....

Come back crying like a baby because your pussy drips liquid gold that I can squeeze out to sell and become a billionaire? Or because the gateway to eternal life is routed in between your moist laps? What exactly do you have to offer a man that will make him desperately come back "crying like a baby"? Abi your papa dey Buhari government wey fit dash man contract?

It's so funny to see how some of you bimbos overrate your importance. I blame the foolish woman-wrapper men who reinforce these kinds of misguided beliefs.

Sorry, but I don't take any of these Toke Makinwa devotees seriously.

The kind of girl who draws inspiration from this Toke of a thing and religiously reads her stupid book is exactly the kind of girl that no sensible Nigerian man should marry

Old news. Everybody knows this guy's antecedents, just that the Nigerian society prefers to glorify wealth and vilify poverty.

Verdict: nobody gives a damn about your past, present or how you made your money. Just make it anyhow, or you're completely bleeped up. Sad, but that's the bitter and annoying truth we encounter everyday!