₦airaland Forum

sexyglow:
How about lalalalalala limca lalalalalala limca

Na wa o. All these sexy people here don old finish o. Tie wrapper for real life, wear hot mini for online life.

repogirl:
Yup, I can definitely relate.

Those seven up Fido Dido ads nko? And ofcourse Planta butter.

Then Toyota's, good thinking great product and Dunlop tyre add.

Elephant and Omo detergent were the big rivals then.

Repowoman.. Abi Repomama.

Is Ben Peters still I'm Nigeria? I doubt.
Heavy boss.

Very thoughtless policy as usual. Years ago, we were told that the whole idea of SIM registration was necessary to curb kidnapping. But of course that didn't happen. The rate of kidnapping has more than quadrupled since then...

Now they're talking about registering in a controlled environment - disregarding the massive logistical problems associated with that. Who has time to waste queuing in one stupid "controlled environment" just because he wants to register a new SIM card?

It's incredible that these fools haven't studied the trend of kidnapping to see that registering SIM cards has ZERO impact on it. Have you ever seen a kidnapper who uses his personal line to negotiate for ransom? Kidnappers typically use the phone lines of their victims to demand ransom and conduct their communications with victims' families. So how does SIM registration help in that situation?

I really tire for Nigeria. No systematic thinking, no bright ideas, no problem solving decision-making. Only nzogbu nzogbu zombie-style policy making all the time.

14teenK:
Ain't About the MONEY its about THE POWER

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Arthur Eze has both money and power in exponential quantities FAR FAR more than that nonentity he is 'bowing' to. If you know Arthur Eze well, he is very eccentric.
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Won't be surprised that the small boy came to beg Arthur for money.. And Arthur playfully hailed him, 'ha your excellency'. He's that kind of person.

See shirt wey Oga wear o. Chai.

joe4christ:
This pic is just an illusion. What you see petruding to his left side of his leg is not his dick, it's his trouser squizzed in that formation. His real dick is still hanging at the zip end.
Am I the only one seeing this?
You might need to watch the video on youtube to really get my point

No mind these social media kids. Sometimes I wonder whether these social media characters are real people with real world experience. Too much delusion reigns here.

brasilia:
Brilliant, but the thing is this, when I confronted my wife, she said she can not control what the guy was typing, and sending, then I asked her why did she not caution the guy, instead all she said to the guy was that 'my husband is here ' . My brother wen I told her that she got really angry, that I should do wstever I like, after all she was not the one that started it.

Oh boy I pity you small.

You're not in control, and once a husband loses control, then it is inevitable that the wife IS cheating or SHALL cheat at some point.

The day my woman opens her smelly mouth to form angry and retort that I should do whatever I like when I express my reservations about her conduct, then I would end the marriage. She kuku know say I be drastic man and my brain dey touch.

Men need to wake up. Too much softy softy puts you in a mess. Then again, if you began on that note with her from the beginning, then it is difficult to change the dynamic now.

People like us know better. You must use the Abacha or Idi Amin Iron hand - firm and uncompromising - on certain key issues when it comes to naija women, otherwise dem go ride you like fool. Of course you can be soft on many other issues, but for this kind loyalty/fidelity matter, there is no room for negotiation or 'understanding'. She either does things my way, or I conclude that she is cheating or will cheat, and I would treat her accordingly.

swtman:
It was a success...


Turn by turn ooo

Meaning what?

greatgod2012:
Had it been she left the former husband because he was physically abusing her or she was being cheated on by him, I would have said she's so unlucky, but for the reason he left the man, she deserved every maltreatment the new husband might be showing her.!

What exactly do you mean by this? You women can be so deluded to an extremely annoying extent. So you think she would have been "unlucky" if she got dumped after leaving a cheating husband? In other words, you think it makes sense to leave a so-called cheating husband for another man... Because you think the new man wouldn't cheat too? Or that the new man would value her more for dumping her previous husband MERELY because he supposedly cheated on her? Lol.

Just get ready for a miserable life of jumping from one man to the other (or worse still, living a life of terrible make belief and self-deception) if you have that kind of mentality.

NB. Women's double standards can be very vexatious. Would you 'dump' your serial and openly cheating husband who happens to be a governor (which makes you the state First Lady)? Of course not. But you would make noise online if it involves the average or struggling dude.

Lol. Since it's a female, I'm not surprised. Most Nigerian females don't like spending their own money. They're too used to freebies from men.

Well, for me, I have the opposite problem. I find it difficult NOT to spend money. I live for pleasure and memorable experiences, which cost money.

Being that life is so short and meaningless, why save all my hard-earned income - only to die in one random or unexpected way one day and forfeit all my sweat money to one useless banker or unduly fortunate next-of-kin? I go kuku chop the money well well. Trust me, life has too many sweet experiences, and i can't afford not to experience as much of it as I reasonably can.

That's what makes me hedonistic.

And I thought Osibanjo was a short man?

Smone:
If It's Nigerians (Iyalaya Anybody, They thought we can't win but here we are)

Mentality is so different

That's why someone like Wande Coal would look Don Jazzy in the eyes and ask "who you epp"... Or someone like Willie Obiano would look Peter Obi in the eyes, stretch out his ten fingers, and shout, 'WAKA'.. And so forth.

Nigerians are very funny indeed. Humility is a rarity among many of us. Most people here are only apparently 'humble' because they are poor or because they haven't made it yet. Make God pick their call small and their real pompous selves would be on full display.

So so gracious.

There's nothing as noble as genuine graciousness.

Fellow aggrieved Nigerians, get your Molotov Cocktails ready. We need to deal ruthlessly with these bastards who want to insult our collective intelligence.

Wetin go dey vex the doctor pass be say he no even knack am before she do am strong thing.

If someone knows where a looter stashed cash, I think it is more profitable to go there and re-loot it yourself rather than wait for any stupid 5% from a highly risky whistle-blowing misadventure.

lonelydora:
The Nigerian army is back on my good book.

My disgust for the Nigerian Army knows no bounds, but if they continue in this VERY positive direction, I will become their biggest fan and ambassador.

Indiscipline and unprofessional conduct by members of the armed forces cannot be condoned.

Lagos Big Thief you meant to say?

The title is inappropriate. You shouldn't be glorifying this common criminal... That sends the wrong message. Lagos big boy indeed.

Kgdavid:
Will you shut it?!

What mobile police? Do you know that constitutionally, it is the job of the mobile police to contain internal insurgencies? Obviously they are not capable and the noble soldiers have been dispatched to do the job. These are the same mobile police that extort you on the roads and are so rigger happy they are nicknamed kill and go.

Without the military combating boko haram those foul beasts would be all over every nook and cranny of Nigeria by now, and no place would be safe. Is it not still the same soldiers that are called in to apprehend kidnappers, quell riots, and even man check points?

Why are you an ingrate?

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You are a bloody pig for using that word 'ingrate'. Gosh. Don't spoil my Friday night. Smelly fools in khaki which a ridiculous sense of entitlement. It's too annoying to talk about.

Get lost and don't mention me again.

nkemdi89:
Nobody forced you to join, and your pride will kill you faster than the trigger and grenade. Uneducated man whom I doubt even has an o level. What of other security and intelligence agencies working assiduously for the safety of the nation? If you can't take the heat please get out of the kitchen beast.

Don't mind the brainless lout. The disgust I have for all of these animals called soldiers increases exponentially by the day.

Believe it or not, and as incompetent we know that they are, we generally owe our relative 'safety' more to the conventional Police Force than to these foolish braggarts called soldiers. The military is virtually useless unless a country is at war or faces constant threats of war, and if not for the relatively new Boko Haram phenomenon (restricted mainly to parts of the North East), the military would have very little to do other than constitute a nuisance around defenceless civilians as they usually do.

I'll readily appreciate it more if a mobile policeman is bragging that he is the reason why I can sleep with my two eyes closed, because in a sense, he is. The presence of the police in our cities reduces crime at least, and we are thankful for that, in spite of the obvious rot in the force.

But as for these military buffoons, they are too annoying to talk about.

The soldier must be an idiot. Which stupid sacrifices did you make for anybody? Who force you join Army, and besides who told you that millions of Nigerians are not ready and wiling to join the Army if they have the opportunity or connection you had?

This stupid entitlement mentality of 'we are doing you a favour' is one of the most disgusting things about these fools in the Nigerian Armed Forces. You willingly chose a career path, a profession, for which you are paid salaries and allowances like any other professional, yet you're here talking rubbish.

Nma27:
Abuja is getting scarier each passing day... Lord please continue to protect your children.

I'm telling you. I don't know what happened to the wonderful Abuja that I once considered a haven.

The most unnecessary advice ever.

BrownCookie:
I love Tiwa but she should make hits already so she can be nominated for a grammy.

It is not all about wearing heavy makeups, taking pictures with world known celebrities & wearing ugly prints.

Very ugly prints indeed, and always awkward looking for that matter.

GreenMavro:


And here is Tbillz below...forcasting bets for this weekend games.

He even place bet say DJ Khaled go lash Tiwa Salvage The odd low sha

Kai. This is wickedness.

So my oga Diddy has joined the so-called beard gang too? I no like abeg. He should return to his usual look.

konfused:
Some tenants can be devious, just pray you don't meet the bad eggs.

You read the story on FP about the tenants that have refused to pay their rents up to 3yrs and running.

I have had first hand experience about bad tenants, so am speaking from experience.

Well, you have a point though. Some tenants can be very unreasonable and malicious. Works both ways. It's important for both tenants and landlords to do their due diligence very carefully before renting an apartment. Then again, they often look like saints (both landlords and tenants) before money exchanges hands, and thereafter their respective true colours would start to show.....

Na wa.

konfused:
One day you will get to be a landlord, then you will get to know that some tenants are not easy to live with......

And the day I become a landlord, I will live alone with my family in my own house. If you must rent out parts of your house to tenants, then you MUST learn to accommodate them and give them a free hand within reasonable limits. You can't have it both ways. Full stop.

Orishirishi. There's not much lawyers can do for you under the circumstances, as you're obviously dealing with a very troublesome landlady. Even if you prove that you are entitled to having guests visit you (depending on whether you read the fine print of your tenancy agreement), it wouldn't stop the mad woman from making life a living hell for you.

The only real solution is to quietly endure the nonsense and move out of the house as soon as you can.

That's why I always advise anyone who cares to listen to avoid renting an apartment in a compound where the landlord is resident. More often than not, resident landlords are impossible to coexist with. After dem don chop your rent money finish, your presence for the house go dey irritate them. Yeye people. If you know you like privacy, why rent out portions of your house? You can't have your cake and eat it too.

lonelydora:
Tell me more. I want to know those portions of the bible.

Two examples would suffice. The second one is particularly sobering, but who are we to question God?

1. Acts 13:22: And when he had removed him, he raised up unto them David to be their king; to whom also he gave testimony, and said, I have found David the son of Jesse, a man after mine own heart , which shall fulfil all my will..

2. Romans 9:11-20
Yet, before the twins were born or had done anything good or bad—in order that God’s purpose in election might stand:
not by works but by him who calls—she was told, “The older will serve the younger.” Just as it is written: “Jacob I loved, but Esau I hated.”
What then shall we say? Is God unjust? Not at all! For he says to Moses, It does not, therefore, depend on human desire or effort, but on God’s mercy . For Scripture says to Pharaoh: “I raised you up for this very purpose, that I might display my power in you and that my name might be proclaimed in all the earth.”
Therefore God has mercy on whom he wants to have mercy, and he hardens whom he wants to harden. One of you will say to me: “Then why does God still blame us? For who is able to resist his will?” But who are you, a human being, to talk back to God? “Shall what is formed say to the one who formed it, ‘Why did you make me like this?’”