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On a side note, I think the most consistent artiste in the modern era has got to be Timaya. I don't know how he does it, but he has a string of hits every year and is an expert at successfully recreating his sound and style. This has been so for many years now. Others should take lessons from him.

Why did someone mention 2face here? Oya come make we go is a hit, or isn't it?

Besides he is still as relevant and as 'in our faces' as ever, so there's really no basis for including him in this inglorious list.

jimb:
even the guy is not walking well again , maybe hes having partial stroke or something

Have you seen him recently?

Naija is a funny place, for real.

Anybody who thinks we can fight corruption successfully here is a dreamer. Corruption is our lifeblood. It is who we are.

Wonderful development.

But this is just the beginning. I am currently compiling a long list of civilian brutalisation/human rights abuse incidents perpetrated by these unprofessional and undisciplined animals in the Nigerian Armed Forces, and would publicise them via a well-structured and heavily funded social media platform, with the support of international agencies that I'm currently establishing contacts with.

The already battered image of the Nigerian Armed Forces is just about to get more battered than ever before. This ridiculous sense of superiority and disdain for civilians by Nigerian soldiers has reached its apogee. It's time to take the fight to their doorstep. In a constitutional democracy, the military is SUBORDINATE to civil authority and derives its legitimacy from civil authority. Nigeria's case cannot be different.

Enough is enough.

I'm enraged beyond what words can describe.

beautycrush24:
Go to Palm Avenue in mushin. Ba their HQ be that.

But I don't know if they can do just 20 o!

Mushin ke? That kind rough area... Don't know if I have the strength for that kind waka now. Any alternatives, and do you know how much printing alone would cost (without design)?

KanwuliaExtra:
Nne! We are talking OIL BLOCKUS o! Please, even if na BUHARI or TINUBU corpse! All I need is ONE NIGHT!
Her tory nor gum atol atol! Chel!!!!

Kanwulia and her many incarnations! Nairaland's baddest of all time.

deb303:
una go gala my name one day ooooooo.... singing originality#

Haba malam. No be only gala your name. I go also Lacasera your name join.

It's actually "una go HALA my name one dayyyyy he, originality, oh oh oh oh oh ohhhh oh', lol.

I already have a design, just printing is required... As few as possible, because I forgot my existing business cards in Abuja and need some copies for business here in Lagos.

Any ideas? Instant printing... Less than 20 copies.

gabng:
This case has been handled appropriately by the NA.

PRESS RELEASE​​​​​
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NIGERIAN ARMY JAILS ERRANT PERSONNEL FOR MOLESTING A CIVILIAN

1. In accordance with the Nigerian Army’s policy of zero tolerance to unprofessional conduct as well as its uncompromising stance on discipline and commitment to the rule of law, 6 Division Nigerian Army has charged, tried and found Private Suleiman Olamilekan of 6 Division Garrison, Port Harcourt guilty of the maltreatment of Miss Ebere Ohakwe. He was accordingly sentenced to 28 days Imprisonment with Hard Labour (IHL) and the forfeiture of his salary for same number of days to the Federal Government of Nigeria.

2. It would be recalled that there was a report in the social media that the soldier maltreated one Miss Ebere Ohakwe at Omagwa Checkpoint along Port Harcourt - Onitsha Road on 30th January 2017. This prompted the decision of the authorities of the Headquarters 6 Division to thoroughly investigate the matter with the view to serving justice adequately as required by the laws of the Nigerian Army. Consequently, the General Officer Commanding 6 Division Nigerian Army, Major General Enobong Okon Udoh ordered the immediate arrest of the soldier and his Guard Commander for investigation and disciplinary action. He also invited the victim to his office and assured her that the matter would not be treated lightly.
3. We wish to assure the general public that proactive measures have been put in place to forestall a reoccurrence of such misconduct in the future. We will equally welcome prompt and accurate reports of any such misconduct within Rivers, Bayelsa, Akwa Ibom and Delta States to appropriate superior authority via the following numbers: 09072509436, 09072509437 and 09072509438.

4. We also wish to reassure the general public of our commitment to their safety and security as required by the laws of our great nation while soliciting the support and cooperation of all towards eradicating all forms of criminality within our society.

5. You are kindly requested to disseminate this information to the general public. Thank you for your usual cooperation.



AMINU ILIYASU
Colonel
Deputy Director Army Public Relations

If true, then this is sweet music to my ears.

The armed forces must wake up to its responsibilities.


Enough said.

Edusouls:
can only 500k bribe a jugde of that level, in such a high profile sensitive case.

That is besides the point.

A billionaire businessman or any other wealthy figure can easily give a gift of $1m to any judge or anybody for that matter. Would you simply conclude that because $1m is a 'huge' amount of money, then it must be a bribe? Then because N500k is a relatively 'small' amount of money, then it must be a gift?

Logic. Logic. Logic.

vedaxcool:
It is all about the intention. ... like taking a loan without the intention of paying it back

The problem is this: How do you ascertain "intention"? Is there any scientific way to prove one's intention before the court?

NnamdiN:
a stupid thief stole my phone, didnt discard the sim and even called me soometimes just to hear my 'cute' voice. After much pleadings and threats to get the sim and m-card failed, she asked me to do my worst(I gladly did), I let her use the line for about 2months then I retrieved it(blocking her access to it). I started getting calls from people she gave the number to, set a trap for one of them, arrested that one and she took me(and the cops too) to the ugly thief's house. I just told the cops I want a destiny resetting slap before anything. You need to see the smile on my face when the officer slapped the living daylight outta her. I walked up to her and told her ''this is the beginning of my worst''. She spent a week in jail sha, no one could bail her, I let her go coz they told me she was with child and she was getting enough beatings in the cell. Just pray your thief is as stupid as mine and allow him use the number for a while.

I'm sure you would have reacted differently if she was a beautiful thief with voluptuous body. I would have

I don't know why crooks are usually ugly.

dragonking2:
Stupidity is when you don't know that PDP = Apc

See list of politicians that were in PDP and now in apc

1. Senate President Bukola Saraki

PDP governor for 8 years and senator for over 3 years. He joined the APC in 2014.

2. Speaker of the House of Representatives; Honourable Yakubu Dogara

Two-term PDP House of Representatives member. He joined the APC in 2014.

3. Former Vice President; Alhaji Atiku Abubakar

PDP VP for 8 years and presently an APC elder statesman after jumping from one party to the other since 2007.

4. Senator Victor Ndoma-Egba

PDP senator for 12 years. He defected to the APC last year. He is the serving chairman of the Niger Delta Development Commission board.

5. Senator Heineken Lokpobiri

Two-term PDP senator from Bayelsa state. He defected to APC after the 2015 elections. He is currently the minister of state for agriculture.

6. Senator Barnabas Gemade

Former national chairman of the PDP and senator from 2011 till date. He joined APC in December 2014.

7. Chief Audu Ogbeh

Former PDP chairman. Currently the minister of agriculture

8. Senator Ita Enang

Two-term PDP senator from Akwa-Ibom. He joined APC before the 2015 elections. He is presently the senior special assistant to the president on the National Assembly (Senate).

9. Governor Samuel Ortom of Benue state

Former Benue state secretary of the PDP. Former national auditor of the PDP and former minister under President Goodluck Jonathan. He joined the APC in December 2014.

10. Governor Atiku Bagudu of Kebbi state

A former two-term PDP senator from Kebbi.

11. Governor Aminu Tambuwal of Sokoto state

Former PDP Speaker of the House of Representatives. He joined the APC in 2014.

12. Senator Abdullahi Adamu

Two-term PDP governor of Nasarawa and senator in 2011. He joined the APC in 2014.

13. Senator Danjuma Goje

Two-term PDP governor of Gombe state and senator in 2011. He joined the APC in 2014.

14. Honourable Dakuku Peterside

He was a PDP House of Reps member from Rivers state. He joined the in 2014. He is currently the Director-General of NIMASA.

15. Senator Rabiu Kwankwaso

Two-term PDP governor of Kano state and former minister of defence under President Olusegun Obasanjo. He joined the APC in late 2013.

16. Mr Rotimi Amaechi

Former PDP Speaker of the Rivers state House of Assembly. Two-term PDP governor of Rivers. He joined APC in late 2013. He is currently the minister of transport.

17. Governor Rochas Okorocha of Imo state

He was a special adviser to PDP's President Olusegun Obasanjo. He joined APC in February 2013.

18. Senator George Akume

Two-term PDP governor of Benue state and senator in 2007. Left the party in December 2010 for the APC.

19. Governor Nasir El-Rufai of Kaduna state

Former FCT minister under President Obasanjo. Left the PDP in 2010.

20. Governor Bello Masari of Katsina state

PDP Speaker of the House of Reps from 2003 to 2007.

21. Senator Adamu Aliero

Two-term PDP governor of Kebbi state and senator in 2007. Later became FCT minister under Late President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua.

22. Senator Udoma Udo Udoma

Two-term PDP senator from Akwa-Ibom state. He is now the minister of budget and national planning.

23. Senator Chris Ngige

Anambra state governor under the PDP between 2003 to 2006. He is currently the minister of labour and employment.

24. Senator Andy Uba

Recently defected from the PDP to the APC after serving as a special assistant to former President Obasanjo and PDP senator for 5 years.

25. Governor Simon Lalong of Plateau state

Former Seaker of the Plateau state House of Assembly under the PDP.

26. Senator Joshua Dariye

Former governor of Plateau state for 8 years under the PDP.

27. Engineer Segun Oni

PDP governor for 3 years in Ekiti state. He is currently the APC national vice chairman for South west

28. Governor Abiola Ajimobi of Oyo state

PDP senator between 2004 to 2007 representing Oyo central senatorial district.

29. Governor Ibikunle Amosun from Ogun state

PDP senator from 2003 to 2007 representing Ogun central senatorial district

30. Governor Umar Ganduje of Kano state

Thanks you for clearing the doubts of these ignorant buffoons who keep shouting "PDP 16 years".

This is IT!

If the likes of sarrki still have something to say on defence of Buhari after reading this, then they should be confined to a psychiatric facility for life as their insanity would he incurable.

Sarrki and the other hapless Zombies, where is Tompolo? Why hasn't your useless Army apprehended him, after all your noise making and chest beating?

When you were warned to let sleeping dogs lie and to use wisdom and diplomacy to deal with the aggrieved Niger Delta overlords, you refused. Now what are the consequences?

TechsNG:
Exactly! As OP rightly pointed out, the dogs are usually caged. Perhaps, if the dog was familiar with everyone in the compound, this wouldn't have happened.

Sorta reminds me of when i was hurting for an apartment. I got this apartment in a particular estate. Every thing seem fine until i saw a pitbull that was chained. Although i have my own dogs, they are properly socialized and not usually chained. I wouldn't want to take my dogs out by 5am only to get attacked by a hungry pitbull who spends most of the day behind lease. And for that particular reason, i couldn't take that apartment.

Dog lovers/Owners/Breeders should learn to socialize their dogs properly. To avoid issues like this.

All this one na story. Socialised or democratised, doesn't make any difference. You should NOT own/rear dogs in a shared compound with other tenants. It's really that simple. Not everyone likes animals and not everyone can stand/cope with them.

It's not considerate to keep dogs in a house where other independent occupants live. Even if they don't bite, their mere sight/presence is a massive nuisance to those who don't share your affinity for dogs.

You see how pathetic many Nigerian females are. These are the same fools that would come online to rant 'I can't stand a cheating husband', bla bla.

Just look at how easily they open their stretchmarks infested laps for a dirty 50 year old pastor to climb.... Both single and married!.

Naija females no get level, walahi. It's so annoying when they now come and start forming nonsense for a proper guy, as if they are worth it. If you know what most of them have done or are doing (the kind of filthy men they've given their yeye pussies to) you wouldn't take them seriously at all.

berrystunn:
Very easy...

The question is, how?

Luvdk:
Continue crying not only men has the right to fvck around
We do...

Oya now, remember to tell that to your husband, your children, your parents, and the rest of society when you're caught... And then wait for the aftermath.

Swegbe girls of nowadays. Bring our your dick and pee while standing, just to prove that you're equal with men.

God knows that I'll stab the bloody dog AND the landlord with intent to kill if this were my daughter (God forbids).

No apologies whatsoever would be needed. None would suffice.

IRALIFE:
And the men?

As you would know if you have any iota of common sense, in our culture (and in most parts of Africa) men and women don't have the same roles, privileges, limitations, and expectations. That's why a man is required to pay your bride price. That's why you change your surname to the man's own. That's why a man can openly marry more than one wife if he wishes. That's why your parents would flog you back to your husband's house if you claim you want to exit the marriage MERELY because your husband "cheated' (duh).

You so-called 'enlightened' girls of nowadays need to take a chill pill. Live with the norm or stay single. I'm sure it's not that hard.

TinaAnita:
Wicked man. If you don't trust your wife at all the wisest thing to do is to divorce her instead of endangering her life.. what a sick marriage!

Trust is not automatic. You have to earn trust.

Besides, what do you mean by "endangering her life"? Her life is perfectly safe as long as she remains faithful! And if she is ultimately unfaithful and gets into trouble as a consequence, her life is meaningless to the husband, so what's the fuss about?

7Alexander:
I'm not in support of what the man did, but, isn't the magun supposed to kick in when the woman has extramarital affair.

If yes, then why is she scared?

Don't mind these disgusting women.

If you know you're not unfaithful, why all the ranting and vexing? Next thing they will start talking about trust... As if trust is an entitlement. It is earned, not freely given.

When all fails they'll start comparing themselves with men and saying "shebi the man also strays'. Jokers.

CC:

Luvdk:
Lol just try that on me n see if I will not kill you

abike12:
she should've left him to keep tumbling nonsense. as if women put anything on them when they are roaming the streets

So your husband should allow you "roam the streets" in peace too, or what exactly is your point? It seems some of you girls of nowadays are now totally mad and drunk on this so-called 'gender equality' nonsense.

If they're from Edo State, what has "eastern part of the country" got to do with it?

Hmm. I am more interested in the percentage of students admitted. Why are Northern states comparatively favoured in this critical aspect?

Dull states like Adamawa, Kebbi, Zamfara, et al... How the heck do they have higher percentages of admitted students even though they have dramatically lower numbers of applicants?

sarrki:
Check at the bureau you will find his assets declaration

You're desperately trying to be clever by half and to outsmart yourself, but even then, you're not succeeding. Shame.

sarrki:
Counter it line by line brother

Counter my own important counterpoint.

How can a president be said to be "transparent" when he refuses to declare his FULL assets and tell the country what he is worth? Is that not the foundation for personal and political transparency?

You're clearly a joker. You don't know what accountability and transparency means.

What is transparent about a shadowy thief like Buhari who adamantly refused to release his asset declaration forms and tell us his net worth the way Yar'Adua and Jonathan did in 2007?..

Rubbish.

Text translation gone wrong. Fake story, unintelligent blogger, stupidity in full display all round.