₦airaland Forum

Bottom line is that you can never be 'all that' enough to avoid having a cheating woman
Unless you're lucky to have a good woman, even if you're nothing.

There are no rules and no predictors to this sh1t. For men or women. It's difficult to accept but that's life.

Una never see anything. This is just the reggae playing; the blues is still being produced in the presidential misery studio. By the time that is unleashed on Nigerians, they would suffer more than the Israelites did in Egypt. And there will be no Moses to rescue them.

My family and I are immune to whatever misery this foolish Dullard called Buhari has in store for hapless Nigerians. I also pray that the storm would pass over those conscientious Nigerians who voted for Goodluck Jonathan. Let only the gullible buffoons who put us in this mess by voting 'change' face the music squarely. Let them enjoy their reggae blues.

9ja4show:
Your father should have used a condom that day you got into the womb. You are just a waste of sperm.

You're a bastard, and most likely an armed robber just like your father was. You would meet your Waterloo soon. I hope I will be there when you are caught. Would love to personally oversee and actively participate in roasting you to death.

9ja4show:
It's obvious u don't have common sense of reasoning , I pity the husband that will marry someone like you.

Someone steals and you kill him by jungle justice. ..You commit murder , what makes you different from the thieve?

Just get lost abeg. Disgusting thing. I hope you have an encounter with armed robbers one day and then you would know what it feels like. Anumanu.

CELEBOLOFOFO:
Why the curse now. Ehn can't you read. Abeg moderators warn this moniker o. What did I do to warrant such heavy curse. Cant you go to the internet and search, or didn't you see reportedly and at the end details are just unraveling. Please for God sake never you in your wretched life again try that nonsense with me.

Look at this wretched 'blogger'. Shebi you want to buy Banana Island mansion like Linda Ikeji abi? Well done. This is exactly how she did it. Continue with your fuckery.

You're more of an Anuofia than I thought.

You are likely to die before him if you don't desist from this your idiocy. Anuofia.

And when either party decides to divorce, the dirty details would be revealed on Nairaland due to court proceedings. Oh "I am divorcing my husband because he assaulted my lover"! Or" I am divorcing my wife because I caught her sleeping with our neighbour. Lol. Who has time for such rubbish? Not me. Push the Bitch out of your house and return her bride price. End of story. If you have kids, ascertain their true paternity, and then and ONLY THEN, provide for your kids.

MsGlobalwonder:
women useless? You mean every woman you know is useless? Your mum,aunt,sisters, daughters (in view perhaps)... woow. That's terrible of them.

You're the poster girl of uselessness, and it is clearly genetic. Your mother and every female in your bloodline are afflicted. No wonder your father is a hapless cuckold. Filthy thing.

babafirst:
I agree with you,lol .My ex wife is about to re-marry but her shameless Fiance is busy driving and picking babes around town in a jeep I bought for her when we were together.She met a 'mumu ' in me but I just imagine what will happen when the new guy is through with her.But I no fit do woman that kind wickedness.My final point is I agree with the traditional thing ,to continue providing for her after break up outside the upkeep and education of the children is unrealistic and mumucious.

Can you imagine? These women are useless.

Anambra millionaire na im him car park weak like this.

Vyolet:
None of those laws work here in Nigeria, when a man divorces you or you divorce him, no one would force him to give you Nada, unless he is responsible enough to know his responsibility.

And his "responsibility" is to provide for you while you sleep with any man you like, post-divorce?

The fact that most people here think it's GTB means that GTB has the most customers.

Why is he still alive?

Violent criminality is the most repulsive form of criminality. Cannot be justified let alone tolerated. Animals like this should always be burnt alive immediately they are caught.

What kind of stupid profile is this? Why not tell us his STATE of origin for goodness sake? Bearing Ikemefuna does not make him from the South East. We need to know his state and geopolitical zone.
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If he is from Delta State, no one should call him Igbo for political expediency sake.

sweetgala:
The nation has no obligation to "carry anyone along" it has a duty to ensure the best get the job, with equal opportunity for all to throw their hat in the ring.

Is Ibe Kachwuku not Delta Igbo ?

And you think that if "equal opportunity" is strictly applied, these dumb aboki nitwits would get any chance at all? If "equal opportunity" is applied, would they even get the chance to go to university with their woeful JAMB scores which often need help from the useless quota/catchment system?

Besides what the hell is Delta Igbo? Which state is Kachikwu from? Which geopolitical zone is he from? Why not just find that out if you don't know and quit being incredibly silly.

Some of you slimy characters need to stop being clever by half.

Dj Khaled my nigga. Mr. Hit maker.

Abba Kyari is Nigeria's only supercop. The closest thing to Jack Bauer.

This guy is a monumental asset to Nigeria's security services. I wonder whether he is replaceable.

Baddest ever.

Lol. Problems so called Mr. Nice Guys go through.

Reading through your pathetic story, I couldn't help but remember all my iron-handed married friends who re more prolific womanisers than me that is single, yet their wives remain dutiful, submissive and devoted.

Which yeye woman would try all this. Even if she wants to retaliate by cheating too, she dares not rub it in my face or show her bitchy side in my house. Everything depends on the hand wey you take start.

bodyloveghetto:
I'm sure she was not enjoying your dickoko or probably tha style u use... most lady know the kinda sex they want from their guy but couldn't say it... if you a papa n mama kinda sex guy, then you most have failed her, btw if you got tha short dickolo you also failed her. like a topic I read day baq.... most lady's will marry a guy caz he successful or bit rich n can take care of her needs ( sex not included)... once a lady is expose to sex at early age and had. Sex with different guys, she sure can pick out from those guys who she mostly enjoyed.. so having a wife n not able to please her sexually is like a curse to most married women...


Anywayz as for me, I do it hardcore, from lickin to juicing, doggy to kite... name it... she won't even look else where...

Lol. Continue deceiving yourself and keep thinking that you've got it all covered. It always feels good. Linear thinkers are the most deluded human beings.

Kath5kouture:
Oga you no get case! I even thought he caught them in bed. Smh

So you only have a "case" when you catch your wife red-handed, na.ked on a bed with another guy? Lol. Na your type of man wey be say all your neighbours and even little kids in your neighbourhood would know that your wife is a shameless slut, while you will be gleefully burying your head in the clouds, basking in your blissful ignorance or waiting to see your own wife's se.x ta.pe on the Internet before you believe. Mumu Inc.

Any normal man doesn't need hard evidence. Small clues and good old gut feelings are more than enough.

DeMekus:
This man should explain his grievances for better understanding. Is he pained because he caught his wife cheating or because she was eating a Tantalizer food with her boyfriend?

Read between the lines, young man (or woman). All the information you need is right here in the report.

birmingham04:
No women no cry. I thank God for giving me my divine wifey.

Lol. Ignorance is bliss.

This is just a ridiculous, vindictive circus show. How is it a "vehicle scam" that a private businessman donated cars to a political party? If you have any valid and provable ssues with how the businessman made the money that he used to buy the cars that he donated to the party officials, why not prosecute the businessman for acquiring wealth illegally? The same way you prosecute thieves when caught - without harassing all the ashawos and beer parlour owners that the thief spent his loot on. Wetin concern the party officials?

By the same token, why haven't the useless EFCC populated by bastards arrested Pastor Adeboye, Pastor Chris, and other pastors who ROUTINELY accept tithes and gifts from supposedly corrupt individuals? What's the contextual difference, really?

Governance and law enforcement in Nigeria is a big joke!

Yeah. This is exactly why millions of fools voted for him.

NobleAngell:
This is turning to madness. Kidney stones my big black arsse! If this man is granted bail, me sef go go steal. This abuse of office is becoming unbecoming. We need to put a stop to this by sending their greedy asses to prison or else it will continue. Its a vicious cycle. Our leaders are meant to work for us but instead, we work for them to eat

You people need to calm down and recognise the need to do things the right way. Anyhow you look at it, the offence for which he is being held is a bailable one, and there is no need to detain him indefinitely. In any case he is still deemed innocent, as the charges against him have not been substantiated and ratified in a court of law.

Just yesterday we read that three men who violently abducted a teenage girl at night and raped her till morning were granted bail after their arrest.

In which civilised country do violent sex offenders receive bail while money laundering or corruption suspects are denied bail?

kay29000:
On another note, I know people called GEJ clueless a lot in the last dispensation, but this abuse on Buhari is too much. I mean, look at those pictures/meme people are making of him. It is in sad taste. Just look at the one on the first page of this thread. It ain't cool at all...this is th President of our country, and as long you are a Nigerian, he is your leader, and representative to the outside world.

I for wipe you hot e-slap wey go damage your cyber eardrum forever but let me simmer down.

Some of you are so conveniently forgetful. When the very gentle, lovable, avuncular and conciliatory Goodluck Jonathan was in power, characters like you subjected him to the most horrendous insults ever meted out to a president in the history of modern democracy. What wasn't he called? "Clueless" was the nicest thing. You and your fellow APC worms called him everything from dumb, to reta.rd.ed, to drunk fisherman, complemented by all sorts of disgraceful memes to portray him as weak, stupid, and incompetent. Now it is Buhari's turn, you remember that a president should be respected?

No make me vex this early morning.

DipoDee:
So what should the president do? Park by the road so y'all can get to your destination before he moves! What manner of retards roam the earth these days, is there something in our food that shuts down cognitive reasoning or what?

If in this life or next, you become president or close to it, you will see how stupid this your post actually is. Don't be slow bro, the president is not your equal in all ramifications, forget gragra.

So you were held in traffic for two hours, the world will not end. People get held in traffic for 5hrs+ in Lag for some flimsy reasons.
Whether you like it or not, the President of your country will NOT be held in traffic for you to be happy. No vex, it's the order of things.

You're the ultimate champion of retardation. The point of this thread is that you APC maggots criticised Jonathan endlessly BECAUSE of this SAME routine, and you deceived millions of idiots into voting for the supposedly 'simple' and austere Buhari based on the disgusting lie that he represents a departure from this 'bigmanistic' style.

That's the issue at stake here! Don't bury your empty head in the sand and claim to be a smart Alec. What a cheeky buffoon!

pedrilo:
B-red no let iyara boys vex come Lagos oh. If yung6ix make call for ur mata, ur own don finish. U knw how poor pipo dey provoke if u wan intimidate dem because say ur papa get money. A lot of NFA's dey warri wey go die for 6ix mata. Y

Dnt ever threaten someone from a humble background because u were born wit a silver spoon, I dnt need to remind u about the percentage of the poor to the rich.

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All of you making noise here about Warri boys make we hear word.

So na only Warri get hungry riff raff to deploy for suicide mission? Dem full Lagos (go ask for Isale Eko, Shitta, Bariga and co) , and it only takes a small mobilisation by dem Davido Lagos connects to activate them and set them upon the yung6ix dude and his fellow hungry boys and wipe them off the face of the earth. That's even the street angle sef.

By the time federal forces and billionaire connections enter the equation, yung6ix go spend the rest of him career for Kirikiri prison.

Moral of the story, nobody get monopoly of violence, so make una stop all this Warri noise. Besides, even if e set and these riff-raff try anything stupid,, it's a battle yung6ix can never win anyway you look at it.

JeffreyJamez:
Hahahahaha, I dey laugh this boy he no know why..... make he go see wetin yung6ix goons do some Gboys for Escape.... wey soldiers no fit hold them

Tell me more about that.

A rudderless government.

How is it a crime for party officials to accept car donations from a businessman? This Buhari's EFCC has become a monster of oppression used against perceived opponents and enemies of the current regime. Ultimately, this would not end well. Let's wait and see.