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There pages of comments and yet nobody has pointed out how horrifying and disgusting it is for Nigerian police officers to behave this way? What exactly is the offence he was arrested for that warranted them applying maximum force and deliberate dehumanising methods? Is he a violent 'armed and dangerous' criminal? What were the guns and the handcuff for?

Mad Mourinho. Who does he think he is? Why would you tell me how to celebrate my hard earned victory?

Next time, stone him faeces and urine. Bloody idiot!

Onijagidijagan:
Even if he features on another drake album.. tekno cannot measure up to wizkid coz wizkid has set d pace already.

Drake has featured wizkid thrice each of which are bangers..without wizkid begging him for collaboration.

Tekno can never measure up to wizkid

And how come there's not a single video of any of the collabos - where Wizkid and Drake appeared together?

Lol. Seduction is a contact sport, like a legend I know used to say.

No matter how 'virtuous' any maiden claims to be, she will fall like a pack of cards and allow the badman to use her body anyhow he pleases if the bad man is equipped with the right dose of seductive heat. There is no amour against the heat. The only way to avoid choking and burning under its corrosive influence is to avoid it altogether.

Even small me with my modest resources, I know that only very very few chicks can survive proximate relations with me, if I'm sufficiently interested in them. As a smooth operator with an endless flow of fun topics to talk about, coupled with deft 'negs', endearing and familiarising 'angles', de-formalising touches, and all the other tools of seduction, it's truly dangerous for you to spend too long a time with my humble self. I imagine there are many guys out there like me, some maybe even better equipped with artificial enhancements and accoutrements. You can then imagine why women will continue to fall and do what they never thought possible.

The truly virtuous women who don't want to be caught in regretful situations would rather avoid than engage. You can't engage without coming out bruised. Avoid. Fire only burns what it comes in contact with.

The source added: “Certainly, if we were able to establish that the cash was a product of money laundering from the coffers of Rivers State Government, it will be forfeited and we may have to recover it for the state.”

Oh, so you have not yet established that the money was a product of money laundering, yet you are rushing to the media to make stupid claims and assumptions? What kind of nincompoops do we have in the EFCC? Why not conclude your investigations first and take the natter to court before making any noise in the media?

If I had access to nuclear weapons, my first impulse would be to nuke this condemned mass of uselessness called Nigeria and everything in it.

I would only refrain from that course of action because of the unconscionable collateral damage to the few good ones, children, and the aged. Terrible country.

Just heard this today, several months late. You can imagine.
This life sef. Nothing dey am.

spartacus11:
So why does he want to be president?
Bill gate, Dangote and the likes have never shown intension of been a president, they are successful in business and are very wealthy

What is atiku looking for?

It means he makes his money through politics simple as ABC

And Donald Trump was what before he became POTUS? Which kind yeye logic be this for goodness sake?

jy2kbeyond:
Which legitimate business>? Have you been deaf to all the ills he perpetuated while at customs?

Because you have hard proof of "all the ills he perpetuated [sic] while at customs? Or you are BLIND to his numerous business endeavours that are glaringly successful?

BankeSmalls:
And so what?

So because he is back in PDP he must be wearing Aba made shoes while Mr and Mrs buharri wears Gucci as APC members?

And at least Atiku bought it with his own money, earned from legitimate business. Not Buhari and his parasitic wife whose luxury items are proceeds of government funds and gifts from corrupt contractors seeking government patronage.

Nigerian journalists are mostly vacuous and hare-brained. Why not ask the RIGHT questions?

The most important question he should have asked is, what exactly is the mandate/responsibility of SARS? This question is critical, because we need to know whether the law empowers them to concentrate on pursuing real and imaginary yahoo boys.

One of the few remaining leviathans.

DRJECKYLL:
He looks like he cheats on her regularly

Not that she would care at all at all.

They only make noise about cheating when the man is a broke ass or a regular Joe.

86bee:
hope u know u might be blocking someone's way unintensionally. n do u still want to die even at dt.

I'm sure that's not the context Adeboye meant, and you know it. Come on. Even Adeboye himself is "blocking someone's way unintentionally" if you want to misinterpret it like that. After all, there's someone who would become General Overseer of RCCG if Adeboye gets out of the way. Same applies for everyone else in every kind of position in this life. If you have a job, you're blocking someone's way because someone else is unemployed or underemployed simply because you have that job of yours!

What we both know Adeboye meant is anyone who is blocking your way INTENTIONALLY - in terms of actively seeking your failure downfall, stagnation, or ruin. And believe it or not, such people are many in this life, around you, your family and friends...People that will be happy to see you suffer. That's really the only context that warrants this whole discussion.

It's a great story half told. The legendary Toyin Igbira.

She was only outed because of her bushness/razzness/loudness and ill-luck though. Numerous elite "businessmen and women" of today, whose wealth dates back to the 1980s and 1990s got a headstart with coco/narco business. Them plenty. From the Lagos billionaire, husband to Sade, with an estate opposite VGC - and all his rich friends - to the Hajia Sha-whatever from Ilorin, to the late Dilichukwu and Co from the eastern heartland, to uncountable others in the South West and South East especially.

That's why I laugh when some people form nonsense integrity and hard work. These guys got an unfair headstart. And are we supposed to compete against them and their children from scratch with pure grind and plain effort - without any leverage? Nah. You can't change the rules when it's now my turn. You can't reduce the size of the goal post to a matchbox when it's my turn to take the life changing penalty kick. Sorry.

Bought with whose money?

tejiritex:
I'm Sorry For u and ur generation

Thank you. But you? You wouldn't have a generation, because you would die before you are any offspring if you're a hater who stands in people's way. Consider yourself a walking corpse already if you're the bad belle hati hati type that snitches on friends and relatives, poison their drinks, goes to babalawo for them and generally wish them ruin. Death is your portion if you're in that category. I decree that with utmost spiritual confidence in the supreme powers of the heavens and the earthly plains, knowing that I'm not and shall never be in that category of pathetic human beings.

I agree with Adeboye this one time.

I would be extremely sad if anyone wishes me bad for bad belle sake and yet breathes the air of life for an extra second.

Die die die mo'fuckers die!

And let me die if I wish anyone bad too. Fair enough.

United Elite. Divided Masses.

Why A.B.U Zaria?

anonimi:
It is called the Special Fraud Unit, SFU and the former EFCC chairman Lamorde was reassigned there quietly by barawo bubu without accounting for the trillions recovered under his watch.

http://specialfraudunit.org.ng/about.html

Indeed, our country needs a rebirth spearheaded by right-thinking youths.

Just look at how backwards we are in this shithole called Nigeria. How many years ago was MD Abubakar retired as IG of Police? Yet the website of the so-called Special Fraud Unit still has Abubakar as the current IGP! Means the website hasn't been updated for many years! And yet this is supposed to be the most ICT equipped and technologically advanced unit of the police? I shake my head in utter disgust.

sunkieisland:
I don't understand how SPECIAL ANTI-ROBBERY Squad is responsible for Yahoo boys matter.

In a country where LASTMA is "chooking" eye in LAWMA matta, everything is disarry.

I believe the NPF has a cybercrime unit, it should be this unit's function to clamp down on cyber crime NOT SARS.

Just Saying.

Nigeria needs a rebirth, not just SARS

#RebirthNigeria

Exactly what I've been saying for long. This is the crux of the matter, and should be the focus of the campaign.

SARS has NO business whatsoever with yahoo boys. Even if a person walks up to SARS and declares himself a yahoo boy, SARS isn't mandated by law to arrest that person. It's simply not their duty. Not to talk of harrasing random people and accusing them of being yahoo boys.. It's disgusting. Let them face armed robbers and kidnappers. That is their job.

Prepossessing, pulchritudinous specimens of all that is good in femininity.

Linda is probably the only self-made young chick in the public eye who made it big in a truly INDEPENDENT way...without MALE help. Others like the unbecoming Toke Makinwa are useless pretentious pseudo-independent trollops who do the usual 'man-friend' runs to meet up.

Cuppy is among the extremely few dollar billionaire daughters in Nigeria with an infectious down-to-earthness. The fact that she even acknowledged Linda to be the epitome of (female) success through (genuine) hard work says it all.

The best of two very rare worlds.

How is it an "idiot"?

ninetiethcrown7:
So how about the people who have been scammed. Who've had their life savings robbed from them, who were saving the money for their kids education or their parent's health. All their savings gone to someone who, the first thought in his mind is to buy benz. What would you say to that. A crime is a crime... there's no Robin Hood story in the life of a yahoo boy, and that's a fact.

You're being unduly moralistic. You don't even know the half if it.

Life itself is a big scam. We get scammed everyday to buy nonsense that we don't need, or to buy things that are overpriced far beyond their real value. The reason we don't make a fuss about it is that we were not coerced to make such buying decisions, even though we feel cheated or shortchanged afterwards. Numerous men and women have spent their life savings on romantic partners who later dumped them. Nobody considers that to be scams in real life. Instead, they would ask you... "shey them force you to spend your money on top am"?

Anyone who loses his life savings to yahoo boys is a victim of circumstance in the same way as anyone who loses his life savings to an ill-advised investment. What makes this fundamentally different from armed robbery or kidnapping is the absence of coercion. Nobody put a gun to your head and strips you of the right to your own prerogative.

If you meet a mysterious character online, for instance, and you decide to fall in love with that mysterious character, and proceed to send your life savings to that character in the name of 'love', then that is entirely your volitive choice. If you get your fingers burnt, you should blame none other than yourself. You have to accept the responsibility for your indiscretions....

Besides, many who claim to be 'legit' are massive crooks in other ways...doing illegal deals in their various workplaces and businesses to add a penny or two to their Lawful earnings.. At the end of the day, there's nothing fundamentally different between them and the so-called yahoo boys they hypocritically rail against.

This short thief? A so-called lawyer who spent the core of his productive years (eight solid years) as a "mere commissioner" in Bola Tinubu's ultra corrupt Eko for Show government between 1999 and 2007? Yet he owns properties in Banana Island, has millions of dollars in liquid assets, his little 20-something year old daughter called Kiki owns a whole building worth hundreds of millions in Abuja's expensive area Wuse 2, and so on and so forth... Without any explanation other than he is a "successful lawyer". Ha. Successful with which cases exactly?

Mr. Professor, profess your legal triumphs that made you a supposedly legit billionaire. At least we know how the likes of Wole Olanipekun and Mike Ozekhome et al. made theirs.

Nonsense and ingredients.

See her Deeper Life cap sef. What are you doing in Nairaland's romance section? All these sex-starved dick loving fake SU hypocrites talking about virgin this and that. You should be fasting and praying as expected, rather than forming NL slayer with a fake moralistic opinion.

I hate injustice, so I hate this thread. Reading the stories makes me boil. I'm out.

Jaideyone:
lol start crying I can feel the pain flowing in your veins. see the way you even brought my entire generation into a Nairaland argument. read your own comment again and you will see the cretin between you and I. so you can dish out insults but you can't take a little jab.

I won't tell you the meaning of the two words :p kill yaself

Lol. You're as mad and ignorant as Buhari your god. No need to engage you further. Now get lost.

Jaideyone:
see who's calling someone a cretin. a paediatric hospital was commissioned and you were busy talking geriatric. I'm not your English teacher so it's not my duty to educate mentally challenged people like you.

it's obvious all you know how to do is throw insults without using your common sense. fvcktard. I won't dignify you with a response anymore. get a dictionary

May God punish you and your entire family, past, present and future, IF YOU CANNOT TELL US THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GERIATRIC AND PAEDIATRIC. Bloody bastard. It's a direct challenge. If you quote me again without telling us the difference, you shall die an unnatural and premature death.

I'm doing this for the gullible and ignorant majority on Nairaland. They don't have the time to check the veracity of anything they see here. So help them out and paste your "knowledge" here.

Jaideyone:
ask google now. after making a fool of yourself in a bid to insult the sitting president. enjoy your ignorance. I've passed my message across already

You must be a bastard, if you can't tell us the difference. Shebi you're claiming wise. You brought this whole ish up . So you do the Googling and then paste your findings here.

Useless cretin.