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He is more knowledgeable and competent than Buhari, that's for sure.

Welcome back bros. Hope this health scare wouldn't stop you from being a jolly good man about town. Hope to continue seeing you in different pleasure spots between Lagos and Abuja.... From Pekkers to Ibiza , lol. Just cut down on the cigarettes though, but retain the healthy beer.

Before I forget, this Joe Odumakin is an example of what's wrong with Nigeria...hypocrisy induced by pecuniary interest. What happened to her so-called anywhere-belle-face activism? Why is she so quiet under Buhari's misrule? She don chop belle full? Fake ass champagne socialists!

Nigeria is such a tragic joke. Every extra minute spent here is extreme torture.

grandstar:
Wars are very expensive and a billion dollars is small change to wage a war. America spends about $1,000,000 per soldier in Iraq and Afghanistan. America was spending about a $130b in Iraq or so a year and had about 130,000 soldiers stationed there.

Also, about corruption, the senseless pegging of the exchange rate at 197 to a dollar and the eventual massive disparity of the official rate from that of the black market rate was a round trippers dream.

A round tripper is simply someone that buys forex at the overvalued official rate and sells at the black market rate.

At a time, the official rate was 197 and the black market was 300.

As Lamido Sanusi said, people can simply buy $10m at the official rate and sell it at the black market rate and obtain obscene profits

$10m at 197 is 1,970,00,000 while $10m at the black market rate of 300 is 3,000,000,000. When you deduct, there is a gain of N1,030,000,000.

I doubt very much corruption has plunged much though more competent and honest hands are handling some posts. However, corruption is still rife and in many instances- like in round tripping- better dressed

Look at this animal. When did the dollar get to N300 at the parallel market under Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan? Such a shameless idiot you must be if you don't know that round tripping is at its worst under Buhari than ever before in Nigeria's history.

Desperately trying to launder Buhari's rotten government. Only shameless bastards would even attempt that.

sarrki:
Ozekhome is the most corrupt human on earth


He's a bigot and tribalistic lawyer of his time

He's a PDP stalwart

You're probably a reasonable person in real life. But if I had the power, I would dissolve you in acid this very moment without any hesitation.

But then, I'm on anger management, so let me just sit back and laugh away your woeful efforts to earn a living via online sychophancy.

APC goat.

Mark Zuckerberg would become the world's richest in some years time.

Kemyem

PM not working... My email is in the signature.

Lol. Not even Papa Ajasco would accept that useless 'coat' I'm seeing there.

If you're paying before delivery it's ok, as long as it's for things like electronics, phones, appliances, perfumes, drugs or supplements, etc. But for stuff like clothes...? I don't even buy them online, let alone pay before delivery.

How are we supposed to get their DL numbers?

Oops. I'm asking as a rider. Fraudulent and rude drivers are a plague.

I hope your marriage will be as interesting as your traditional marriage was.

So the most newsworthy thing about him is that he is the serving commissioner for finance? So when that appointment inevitably expires pretty soon, he will then be known as what? As former serving commissioner for finance? What is his SELF-EARNED achievement profile prior to the rub-my-belle family affair appointment? Who is he, what is he, and what qualified him for the position?

Youngest commissioner my foot. Bloody numskulls with zero merit whose palm kernels have been cracked for them.

Idiot. Don't you fools get tired of these endless remixes of ponzi and MMM-ish "network marketing" schemes?

Since you know how to make millions a month, why not make it all by yourself?

It's not like she is Cynthia Rothrock (only 80s babies would know this name). Left alone with that man, without backup, the man would beat her and Bleep her to death with one hand and an erect penis.

But because she has some stupid fellow goons in uniform beside her, backed by arms and ammunition, and can call for reinforcement from the useless barracks, she can form lady Rambo. The joke is on her.

We know he has a human side. In terms of his bodily features. But that's where it ends. When would they do a documentary about his cow side? Everything about the old bastard screams cattle cattle. His behavior is like the typical Fulani-hearded cow - confused, headstrong, and single-minded in the display of foolishness.

Decallionaire:
NOW, IN THE NAME OF JESUS, I DECLARE YOUR SISTER RELEASED.
THE GOD OF MY FATHER, PUTS CONFUSION INTO THE CAMP OF THOSE KIDNAPPERS TODAY!
YOU SHALL NOT SPEND THE FESTIVE SEASON IN SORROW! AS THE LORD LIVETH, WITHIN 7 DAYS YOUR SISTER IS RELEASED. AND SO SHALL IT BE, IN JESUS NAME AMEN.

Under what circumstances was she kidnapped? In a commuter bus, in a private car? Where in Owerri and how?

This is a sickening report. God forbids, the kind of unimaginable dangers we are all exposed to everyday that we go out. It's just crazy.

solpat:
Fear women

They can either make or mar your life

They only make you 0.1% of the time. 99%, they MAR you big time.... Waste your time money and emotions for nothing.

Yet again, another painful story of useless women with nothing to offer ruining a man. Well na Ebue sabi.

If I were him, God knows I'll terminate that woman with my bare hands and damn the consequences. That's not even debatable. It is impossible for me to allow any idiot annex the proceeds of my hard work under my nose, but in the unlikely event that that happens, then my only remaining duty in life is to ensure that the idiot does not live to enjoy it.

Xisnin:
This thread is about the real struggles of women, it is not
for stupid rants.

I've heard you, Bobrisky. Woman wrapper like you no suppose get mouth where men dey talk.

Men have it worse where it matters most: The pressure to make and spend money. A woman would wear N300 okrika top and leggings and parade around town without one naira in her pocket (heck, they never even have pockets in their yeye leggings/jeggings), but somehow she would chop belle full and still come back home with money in her pocket. It's not American wonder. It is Nigerian wonder. Try that as a man, you would see your face paraded on NTA as a suspected kidnapper before the day runs out.

On top of all that, our culture does not prevent women from getting jobs more easily than their male counterparts (courtesy of bottom power). It's the most unfavourable thing in the world. You expect me to have money, yet you allow women use sex and feminine charms to chance me and get the job that I'm supposed to get in order to meet up with male financial expectations. Yet you're here talking about how the culture is unfavourable to women. You dey mad?

Make women go siddon one place.

As you rushed in, so shall you rush out. You don't make long term decisions based on short term feelings.

Well, what do I know. Ana ekwu na nkiti? Mbanunu.

Even ordinary me, 'small shaq' like me, I wouldn't even sleep with this girl for free. And I mean it.

Flat chested bonga fish forming one thing one thing.

Marotzke:
Where is the bride's mother, Dr Ifeoma Orji kalu, nee Menakaya .
Is she seperated from the bride's father?
I can't see the bride's maternal relatives. The Menakayas.
Even paternal kpa kpa.
Where is Mascot? Nnanna? Even grandma self?
So na only Orji by himself and with himself gave out his daughter?
Okay ,kontin.

What's the real story about Ifeoma Orji Kalu? Heard many rumours flying around about her 'wellbeing' and so forth.

Joe88:
This is a dumb thread! Why drag Falana into this! We always wait for people to do things for us while we sit back and look for who to blame.Keep waiting for Falana while your president and other clueless leaders sabotage your future.

You're the dumbest idiot here.

There's something called hypocrisy. DOUBLE STANDARD. Femi Falana is not an ordinary lawyer minding his commercial business. He claims to be an activist and social welfare crusader in the mould of Gani Fawehinmi. When you publicly develop such a reputation and put yourself in that position, you can't choose your battles, you can't take sides. You must always be on the side of the masses...as long as you're alive and in good health. There is no retirement from activism.

Why would he protest this same thing under Jonathan but now under Buhari where worse is happening, he is keeping quiet? Does that not raise valid concerns about the legitimacy of his credentials as a so-called activist? Does that not expose his hypocrisy and double standard?

If you and the other bastards here making excuses for Falana cannot see why he should be criticised for his hypocrisy, then you all must be extremely mad. Bunch of nincompoops.

And to think that this bloody hypocrite was once considered Gani Fawehinmi's 'heir apparent' in the never ending struggle against bad governance?

With Gani's death, this Femi Falana has been exposed for the fraud that he is. He is now more interested in acquiring properties all over Ikeja GRA and elsewhere. Bloody thief.

maasoap:
Really? Is it true that everyone has a price? I guess I just discovered that you have a price too. This is about fraudulently acquiring government properties, not about the previous administration's policy. David Mark has gone to court, I guess they too will do the same. So, no need to be sympathetic to fraudsters in the name of politics.

Channel your annoying hypocrisy towards APC chieftain Bola Tinubu. He also "fraudulently" acquired government properties in Lagos.

All ye Bible believing Christians, how do you react to this? Do you blame God for this, or do you praise God for this?

ola12:
Does dis guy tink he's makin sense?..Nobody cares if he "plants a deep kiss" on his wife afta dis, its a deterent so dat he'll never in his lyf tink of beatin her agn

You're a buffoon. No doubt about that.

Fussbot:
The real yahoo that pays now is the iTunes whatever. And they only get paltry sum to feed the mouth. The money sef is not constitent. That, with "pure" dating and wiring(which requires a high I. Q that apparently many don't possess) is the only real yahoo.

Others are nothing but ritualists hiding under the umbrella of yahoo. They either use girls, do pure osole(wealth booster-they eat shit or become mad for a period of time etc). Some use body parts (the kidnappers) or become gay. Sadly those are the ones in high numbers.

Some girls do think they can just be friends with these guys and nothing will happen. Mumu. Deep down he wants to f**k u and use you noni. The problem is that, the subsequent guys that Bleep these babes are not even safe!

So guys we have to start begging our babes o. Like,
babe please even if you will cheat, do not cheat with a yahoo boy.. Lol.. Destiny users are real.

Yahoo no dey pay big money again without science na d fact be that. At all at all, SELE work(which is also jazz by the way) must dey.

I know sae they can't have my money with theirs. I will also become rich legitimately by God's grace.

Lastly any yahoo plus boy, or we should call them what they really are, any ritualist looking for whom to use this December shall use their family members!

Lol.

What I know is that this whole jazz nonsense associated with yahoo yahoo is only meant to increase the entry barrier. Some misguided ones soil their hands with these abominable things based on what they are told, but the real gees know better.

There would never be an end to yahoo yahoo as long as there are billions of people in the world who can be assessed directly via the Internet. There is a sucker born every minute, as the saying goes, and there will always be loopholes in systems to exploit.

Our so-called yahoo boys are not even half as rich as the Internet fraudsters in China, the rest of Asia, and eastern Europe. Just that the latter are more low key in their spending and lifestyles. Abi those ones too dey do jazz?

It's just what it is. You only need a piece of information and you'll make millions by this time next week, legally or illegally, on the Internet. Those who know these procedures never spill it out easily. It's not about jazz. It's about being lucky to know certain things.

Amarabae:
rich guys that are not yahoo.
Go for professional guys who are working, mainly ICT or medicine in a federal level,
Or go for these importers who have well known warehouse /business center.
Or you hustle for your own money by learning a skill.
Being financially independent as a woman attract respect because the rich guy out there may want a rich lady.

Lol. See mumu. Medicine in a federal level indeed. Importers with well known warehouse indeed. As if ICT guys and doctors don't perpetrate big time fraud just to meet up top. As if importers are not the biggest fraudsters, who import concaine, guns, and every imaginable contraband. The truth is that pure genuine money in this part of the world is less than 1%. If you girls insist on being with a man that has money, then you are all criminals.

If good money only comes from ICT, medicine and importing with a well known warehouse then you girls would be 3 million fine girls to one comfortable man...which simply means that many of you would have to live WITHOUT HAVING A RICH MAN. Is that so hard to cope with? Must you be with a financially comfortable man? Can't you get a legit struggling man and manage your life until probably you both mske it?

This idea of finding a comfortable man at all costs is the only reason why you desperate and money greedy girls would always fall cheaply for any fraudulent idiot. It's easy to have legit fronts in spite of one's illegit-ness, and you girls would readily believe anything a ritualist tells you that he does for a living, just so you deceive yourself that you've caught a rich man.

Adminisher:
He will win second term.
He did not invent fuel scarcity. It started with IBB/Abacha and was elevated to high art during PDP.

The GEJ regime temporarily controlled it in one of the most corrupt, wholesale robbery operations the third world has ever seen and we must not have it again.

Nigeria's problems are too fundamental for 4 years to solve. The problem may even be too much capitalism and free market. People are parasitic, lazy, wicked, anxious and desperate.

Everybody looks at his personal issues, family financial problem, gets desperate and goes out to commit legal or moral crimes - fuel hoarding, kidnapping, armed robbery, prostitution, yahoo yahoo, money rituals, human trafficking.

The country needs sanity but if Buhari tries half ofbthe things he did in1984 to control it, this soft unintelligent generation will go into mass complaint.

The worst thing would be to vote someone like Atiku now. We will give Buhari till 2023. If you dontnlume this statement well you have no other choice.

Bastard.